New Lyrics: “Babble-Him of the Reprobate” (Patreon)

45* sings the verses, a chorus sings the, er, choruses. You can probably guess the tune. Mine eyes have seen the dollars signs for oil and for coal,So I’m trampling regulations, so the money in will roll,And environmental warnings are all boring, dumb, and droll,It’s all a Chinese hoax.My uncle was a great professor up at M.I.T.,And we never talked of climate, but you’re talking now to me,I have a natural instinct for science, so you see,Bring me two Diet Cokes.Glory, glory, Dunning-Kruger,You don’t know you have no clue, sir, Unaware that you’re a loser,His truth ain’t truth at all.Our decades-old alliances are stupid and they’re trash,So I’ll suck up to our enemies and call our allies trash,And I’ll break us out of NATO unless they cough up the cash,Just like the house of Saud.I met with several leaders, you can trust me, they’re impressed, Though they laugh at me and call me names, they know that I’m the best,Better than Amanda Merkel — can you picture her undressed?I’d never grab that broad.Glory, glory, Dunning-Kruger,Thinking you know what to do, sir,But you act like an abuser,His heart’s too freakin small.I love Kim Jung-Un and Vladimir, we get along just great,I’ve removed the threat of missiles that could strike a Western stateThough I wouldn’t care if California suffered such a fate,Those Hollywood elites.My fans are real Americans, not Democratic swine,And the press is out to get me, they keep saying I’ve crossed the line,But the Constitution doesn’t dare apply to me or mine,It’s all there in my tweets.Glory, glory, no collusion,Rule of law is an illusion,He’ll destroy our institutionsThen say it’s not his fault.(slower)I am the greatest president you’re ever gonna see,Better ratings than Abe Lincoln, more bulletproof than Kennedy,If we have a President For Life, it might as well be me...What have you got to lose?Glory, glory, Dunning-Kruger,Wondering when he’ll eat a booger,We have had enough of you, sir,Our votes will save us all!