New Lyrics: "I Am Fatter Than Donald Trump" (Patreon)

I've noticed an uptick in the number of comments on various political forums that mock DJT for his weight. Friends, fat shaming is wrong. Period. Besides, there's such a long list of other things to mock him for....

I am fatter than Donald Trump,

Them is just the facts

It bothers me when you say he's fat

It ignores his other acts

Fat people are made fun of

They're looked down on with spite

But think of the fat folks that you know

Aren't most of them a delight?

They're friendly, laughing, jolly old mugs

They take great pleasure and give great hugs

So when you say “Donald Trump is fat”...

Are you saying you think he's really like that?

I am fatter than Donald Trump

By a factor of one point three

But I believe that being fat is all

He has in common with me

I haven't desecrated a church

Or consorted with Russian spies

Or left our allies in the lurch

Or told 18,000 lies

I haven't gassed an innocent throng,

Though last week’s burritos were pretty strong

So when you say “Donald Trump is fat”...

Are you saying you think I’ll act like that?

So many people are overweight to one degree or another

But you still love them if they are your mother or sister or brother

You wouldn't think of shaming them, you know how good they are,

So is thinking the same of other fat folk really a step too far?

I am fatter than Donald Trump,

Most normal clothes don't fit,

But if we both lost all that weight

He’d still be a piece of shit,

His badness doesn't come from fat

Or wigs or orange skin,

It comes from narcissistic greed,

It comes from deep within.

So look at folks with a gaze that's fresh,

And remember fat is just extra flesh,

You’ll see more than a pasty lump...

And there are lots better reasons to hate...

Donald...

Trump!