New Song: "Fatter Than Trump" (Patreon)

I decided to go with a bouncy Dixieland style. 

I am fatter than Donald Trump,Them is just the factsIt bothers me when you say he's fatIt ignores his other actsFat people are made fun ofThey're looked down upon with spiteBut think of the fat folks that you knowAren't most of them a delight?

They're friendly, laughing, jolly old mugsThey take great pleasure and give great hugsSo when you say “Donald Trump is fat”...Are you saying you think he's really like that?

I am fatter than Donald TrumpBy a factor of one point threeBut I believe being fat is allHe has in common with meI haven't desecrated a churchOr consorted with Russian spiesOr left our allies in the lurchOr told 19,000 lies

I haven't gassed an innocent throng,Though last week’s burritos were pretty strongSo when you say “Donald Trump is fat”...Are you saying you think I’ll act like that?

Most everyone is differently sized to one degree or anotherBut you still love them if they are your mother or sister or brotherYou wouldn't think of shaming them, you know how good they are,So is thinking the same of other fat folk really a step too far?

I am fatter than Donald Trump,Most normal clothes don't fit,But if we both lost all that weightHe’d still be a piece of shit,His badness doesn't come from fatOr wigs or orange skin,It comes from narcissistic greed,It comes from deep within.

So look at folks with a gaze that's fresh,And remember fat is just extra flesh,You’ll see more than a pasty lump...And there are lots better reasons to hate...Donald...Trump!