New Song: "Hong Kong Denver" (Patreon)

This song has actually been around for awhile, but I realized that it was only on a few con recordings and I'd never done a studio version. So, here ya go.

You beat up my sensei,So I have to avenge him,You dishonored my temple,My clan and my kin.

You messed with my sister,You dissed her, you kissed her,You'd fill me with anger,Except I am Shaolin.

Come get some, sucker,Let me take your life from you,Let me teach of nonviolenceWith a boot to the head.

I'll be calm and collectedAs, by me, you're dissected,Hear me preach inner quiet,Oh, you can't, 'cause you're dead.

Every movie is just likeAll the movies before it,And we stack up the bodiesLike piles of wood.

Let me lay down my teachings...Let's commence with the beatings,You beat up my sensei,Come kill me if you can.

Music: "Annie's Song" by John Denver