Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa (Patreon)

I want to apologize in advance for what I'm about to do: post two pretty short songs. As in, each is just over a minute long.

It still takes a surprising amount of work to get them right, but... I feel bad because they're both little one-verse jokes I wrote awhile back. However, to be blunt, money is pretty tight right this second, and the extra cash will help immensely.

I'll make it up to you in the next week or so, with another short one for free, and a couple of free cover songs. Please don't be mad. I'm trying to play within the rules. And, honestly, doing this is easier and feels better than just outright asking for help. 

Thanks so much.