New Song: "Down By The Liver Side" (Patreon)

More than anything, this is a tribute to Allan Sherman, who (in his parody medley "Shticks of One and Half A Dozen of the Other" on the album My Son, The Celebrity) did "Don't Buy The Liverwurst".

Well, the zombie bit me on my right,Down by the liver side.Down by the liver side,Down by the liver side.Shoulda ran, not stood and tried to fight,Down by the liver side,Down by the liver side.

Oh, there are zombies everywhere,From Poughkeepsie to Times Square.If you're bit, they'll make a zombie out of you.I was avoiding them just fine,Till this one grabbed me from behind --Now my Doomsday Clock is set to Twelve Oh Two.

I'm not really Tom, just what remains --Tom's died but still can stride.Well, shamble, maybe slide...Not bad, since I just died.Run away, or else I'll eat your brains,Or bite your liver side,Down by the liver side!