New Song: "Don't Let 'Em In" (Patreon)

I should've had this last week, but it was (a) genuinely a bear to mix and (b) constantly updated, a tweak here and a tweak there, because The Former Guy and his enablers kept changing their stories and counter-accusations and gaslighting. So, here it is. I'm also putting it on Bandcamp, because it's timely.

Someone’s knocking at the door,Somebody's ringing the bell.F.B.I. has come a-callin',This isn't gonna go well.Do me a favor, don't open the door,Don't let ‘em in.

Don't care if they've got a warrant,Hold ‘em back then holler “assault”.I've got secrets I’m a-keepin’,Can't let ‘em get in my vault,Put a piano in front of the door,Don't let ‘em in.

Come support me, your loving liege,Mar-a-Lago is under siege.Stevie Bannon, Michael Flynn,Whatever you do, don'tLet ‘em in....

Someone’s knocking at the door,Somebody's ringing the bell,It's a Democratic witch hunt,Evidence planting as well,Keep on yelling I’m entitled by law,I’ll plead the fifth....

Don and Eric, Michael Pence,Mick Mulvaney, build a fence.Who is Cassidy Hutchison?She opened the door,She let ‘em in....

Someone’s knocking at the door,Somebody's ringing the bell.Gotta claim executive privilege,Everything is going to hell.Do me a favor, get me offshore,And call Putin,Ooh yeah, yeah, Vladimir save me....

Music: "Let 'Em In" by Paul McCartney

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