Golden Showers (Patreon)

The news last week was dominated by pee jokes.

And I gave up trying to maintain any semblance of dignity towards this corn/carrot hybrid passing himself off as a human being, let alone a serious public figure, let alone the president-elect of these United States.(The acronym for President of the United States is POTUS. The acronym for the President-Elect is PEOTUS. The new acronym for Trump is PEEOTUS.)

Music: "Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight/The End"by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

 Once there was a way...To get your jolliesPay some Russian girlsTo pee on youTweet, petty Donald, do not cry,And we will wink at Putin’s spy.

Golden showers fill your eyes,Smile, the camera never lies,Tweet, petty Donald, do not cry,And on Ukraine give us a bye.

Once there was a way... to fix elections.Now we only pay... for wiki... leaks.Sleeper agents in the FBI,And now your president’s our guy.

Boy, you’re gonna carry that rep,Carry that rep a long time,Boy, you better launder that wig,She said, “me love you long time”,

I never used Barack’s pillow.I only slept there by invitation,And in the middle of my masturbation,I break down

Boy, you’re gonna carry that rep,Carry that rep a long time,Boy, you better give up this gig,You’re just a pig with high crimes

Oh yeah! Alt-Right!Oh, we're gonna be livestreamed... tonight.

And in the end,The crater you’ll makeIs equal to the laws...You break.