New Lyrics: "Inclusion" (Patreon)

It's gonna be one of THOSE days! Brand new song lyrics, to the tune of "Pollution" by Tom Lehrer.

When you go to Americay,You’ll see the struggle every day,Some think being different is a sin,But most say “We’re alike -- so come on in!”

Inclusion, inclusion,There’s nothing to fear --All that it means is thatEveryone’s welcome here.

Men feel free to exploit, harass,And treat the women as second-class.Forgetting all of the women whoDiscovered things -- and gave birth to you.

Inclusion, inclusion,Accomplishments near and far,Incels couldn’t rantWithout Hedy Lamarr.

Some think white folks are somehow pure,And browns and blacks are inferior,We’ve checked the genes, and it’s evidentThe difference is one-tenth of one percent.

Inclusion, inclusion,There’s just one human race,How great would it beIf we’d all just embrace.

Lesbian, gay, bisexual, trans,They say don’t fit into their God’s plans,But if God is perfect, and made them, too,Well, a Biblical update is overdue.

Inclusion, inclusion,There’s no mandate from above --People feel how they feelAnd they love who they love.

Haters fool themselves, think they canFind someone to feel better than.But compassion, love, and communityWill build a stronger society.

So bring your tired, your poor, yourHuddled masses yearning, you see,Let there be no confusion...We all need inclusion...So we all can *sniff ahhh* breathe free!