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Episode 373: Red, Dead, Redemption! (Patreon)

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2024-04-25 14:32:49
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We take a look at the apocalyptic scheme of psycho Christian Americans and kooky Israeli nationalists to sacrifice a beautiful red cow and bring about the end of the world.

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Joe

First?!

Carlo

LENNY

🔻

1312 🔻

Eoghan Flanagan

We need another Liz episode on the deepening Princess Kate mystery

NYCM&AHole

No megadeth “holy wars the punishment due” riff?

Etan man

God save our podcasters

Evan

So gay rn

CC

Been waiting for one like this. It’s crazy that hopes of ushering in the apocalypse is what controls US foreign policy

Natalie

I GAVE YOU ALL I HAD DUTCH

Blank

After that version of the story of Isaac I’d pay so much money for an audiobook of Belden does the Bible

Roarschach_Muckracken

Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any better….i get to hear that Liz laugh.

Raul Pacheco

God’s not dead he’s surely alive 🎶He’s living on the inside, soaring like a lion! 🎶

Cameron

🗣️ LIZ GO ON YOUKNOWBALL, talk more about the Knick’s and sixers thanks

Sam

The best cold open since Brace sang the Derpina song. 👍

ploob!

Brace gives head!!

Peanut Horse

I’ve never been to a knicks game, but I believe I’d you told brace there are dipping dots there, that could really pull him in

Mark Owen

Dale "The Intimidator" Earnhardt

A Yee

You sir, are a fish!

Blank

Enjoyed this very YC-forward ep 🍷

Kevin Lindsay

Why is Liz using that slur(Kn*cks)?

Laurel

For those that didn’t take animal science or live in proximity to cow-calf operations- heifers are young female cattle before it’s birthed a calf, and cows are fully mature female.

Michael Coutts

That Aerosmith drop many spit coffee all over my dashboard. Well played YC

Poplar^2

Millennial kingdom? Land of milk and honey, more like, the land of avocados and toast

Noah Mingus

Thank you True Anon team. I really appreciate you all.

Sam Gomez

moshiach is here

Eoghan Flanagan

Towards the end - "Everything is pierced HUNTY" I don't get the reference. Liz clearly does?

jay alan

Very pleased with Brace’s religious history lesson lol.

ResilientBastard

Wait is Shai Hulud the basketball player or the professor?

Doug Cartel

They already did sexy frankenstein! Young Frankenstein! Gene Wilder! Mel Brooks! Kids these days

Emioly

Liz - as a female NBA fan also I need to hear your thoughts on Anthony Edwards’s #wolvesin4?

Tryg

I grew up on a beef farm in Cornwall and we had some very handsome Jersey cows who were head to hoof ginger. Best milk. Lovely meat. We were blissfully unaware that we were bringing about the apocalypse. Thank you for this. X

Frank Rossitano

Jerry Falwell swindled one of my great uncles out of his life’s savings (all the money he was going to leave his family) on his death bed…when he was in a compromised state…one of his many classic scams

Jeremy hatrington

Being a professional sec guy and having a nom de sex is absolutely a real thing

Brian Ward

They're calling brace the white Dave chappelle after that intro

snapplepeachtea

its kinda freaky to wrap your head around the concept of israel, a nation built around a self-fulfilling prophecy of apocalypse over thousands of years, wtf

CJ

Aerosmith perfectly placed in there 🔥 YC is a G

the crazy guy

Might one, as a subscriber, suggest that Yung Chomsky drop "S.P.Q.R." by This Heat whenever the Romans are mentioned, in the same way you do with "Heroin" and heroin?

Jon Spiegler

I worked at a coffee shop in fort green in the early 2000s where a deeply photogenic British couple tried to convert me to B’hai for months before disappearing one day

Oliver Crane

I only knew about this stuff from reading The Yiddish Policeman’s Union, why haven’t the Coen Bros made the movie yet?

cori

liz i understand your love for cows and want you to know that when i was in 3rd grade i requested that my retainer be cow print which made me look like i had insane tooth decay

Shea

All I think of when someone says “Deuteronomy” is the old cat from CATS.

Marcus

I understand having two temples. You have to keep a spare, like with keys. But three? Three seems excessive.

Mr Tu Damn Quoque

Honestly, at this point in my life, I kinda hope they succeed at bringing about the Apocalypse. Couldn't be any worse than whatever all this is

ohnoitsthefuzz

The Jew rules, better known as The Jewles...Juwles? Jewules?

NYCM&AHole

Also the Jewish underground was discovered in Williamsburg with that dude popping out of that grate

Seth Aronovich

Blaming zionism on evangelical judeo-'christians' is rather ahistorical. When 'israel' gave Jerry Falwell a Learjet for shilling for them, was that because they really respected his 'christian' teachings? Looking further back, Alison Weir at Counterpunch has documented the fact that Cyrus Scofield, the illiterate shyster who promoted zionism with his fraudulent 'reference bible' was funded to do so by the zionist financier Samuel Untermyer, who, to put not to fine a point on it, was not particularly Christian. https://www.counterpunch.org/2014/03/21/the-origins-of-the-israel-lobby-in-the-us/

Alexander Johnson

As much as I appreciate the glib overview of The Binding of Isaac story, it's a really important story that shouldn't be diminished. For anyone interested in theology, Jacques Derrida wrote a wonderful interpretation of The Binding of Isaac (& Kierkegaard) called "Whom to Give to (Knowing Not to Know)." Without pedantically explaining it I'll provide a choice quote: "I put to death, I betray and lie, I don't need to raise my knife over my son on Mount Moriah for that. Day and night, at every instant, on all the Mount Moriahs of this world, I am doing that, raising my knife over what I love and must love, over the other, to this or that other to whom I owe absolute fidelity, incommensurably."

Christopher Nagle

Hot start with one of Brace’s finer fake anecdotes in recent memory, and still 101 minutes of content to go. How did we get so blessed?

Chris

damn liz, sportsball blows get real - signed, a gay

Shiv

incredible Armageddon music cue YC 🫡

Doc Adna

God only lives in old stuff.... Kind of profound

Chuck Fan

Is that shit really true about the bull?? I say let it rip.

A.S.

Holy cow this was a great episode

Katherine Moss

Seems like you jerks would care to be more accurate about this one freaking subject, instead of just reading facebook posts and whatever random shit you used to make up this story.

Maxwell Beavitt

That cold open was one of the all-time greats. Mad respect. Thank you for your service

Shiv

this Sex People “cold close” is killing me

Robert Armstrong

Brace, shame on you for missing the obvious “Highway 61 Revisited” reference!

Michael Ouderkirk

Angus really is one of the great 90s alt-rock soundtracks

Theo

begging non-christians to understand that wahabbi style “christian” evangelicals are, at this point, barely recognisable as christian in doctrine and are a small minority in the broader christian world

Charles Frum

I think what we really need is some type of visual to go along with Brace’s narration of early bible stories and other historical moments. Maybe an Animation?

Anon Ibid

Everyone knows the ark is in Ethiopia

Dick Waglin

I can't believe these philistines don't know the name "The Intimidator"

MCL

Sexy Frankenstein is the Frankenhooker, a classic

Quinn

Heifer Punch would be a cool Jewish punk band name

Andrew

Red heifer will get H5N1

Beef

It's crazy Brace got in trouble for asking Kamala a perfectly reasonable policy question

Jessie Cherbak

Outro devolves into attempt to define “sputum” Check run time 3 minutes left o_O

Nick

Very fun

B

Speaking as fan of cows and (reluctantly) some of the weezer songs; I felt seen heard and valid today.

B

also “straight sex is crazy gay if you get into the nuts and bolts of it” rocks

Wesley Richards

I was listening at work and that opening made me laugh so hard I literally had to leave the room I was in. And to Liz’s point, who doesn’t love cows? They’re just big awesome dogs.

Soda

Brace sounding kinda low key smart on this one imo

A.S.

“Dr Strangelove bible thumper” I love Liz

DSK

I went to high school with a guy named Deuteronomy who went by "Dooter"

Luke Madrid

Brace being on trial for ableism is the best

B JAMBOR

Holy war by lords of the new church, cmoooon!

Andrew

All baseball-style caps have panels that create the crown. Most standard on-field caps are either six or eight panels, triangular and arranged like a pizza. On five panel caps (commonly used more for running) the panels are rectangular, so the construction is a little different.

chronye

top 5 best eps

Jacob

I know no one cares, but please briefly indulge my pathological need to say this. Heifer is a subset of cow. A heifer is a cow that has not calved. All heifers are cows, not all cows are heifers

Corndog

Best episode in months

Char Kelly

The sexual community > the fuck community

Smalls

I think we need to hear more from Revelations. I think he has some important wisdom to impart on us.

Thomas Clements

Hello all. A minor point: the adjective would be either Dionysiac or Dionysian (or Bacchic if you’re a Latin pervert).

Donna Oakes-Munro

There has been some creepy stuff going on with Hillsong. You guys might get an episode out of it.

Katy Gruenbaum

Check out the square magazine and look into the temple of Jerusalem

Joey

Mungo Bovine

Demented Avenger

I keep wanting to hear Blondie's Rapture or Def Leppard's Armageddon It

Timothy

As Ariana sang, God is a girl boss

Samuel Matthew Hilton

I initially thought the red heifer was a metaphor for Palestinians.

Rueben

Watch: Andy Warhol’s Frankenstein. Definitely raunchy some would say sexy. I haven’t seen it in over 25 years but Frankenstein is a naked lady.

Tim O'

Someone has to say it: Moooo

JV

all kinds of israeli govt. buildings in jerusalem literally have big photos hung on the walls showing the skyline with al aqsa mosque gone and an ugly ass third temple photoshopped in its place. like just straight up in the govt. offices it's insane

Burner Von Burns

It's been a long time since I laughed as hard as I did today listening to the conversation around Revelation and the Sexual Community ...thank you. i needed that today...

Garret Miller

My Siri now answers to Brace, thanks a lot douche!

NP

There’s a “cRaZy BuRgEr” type restaurant in Minneapolis called The Red Cow

Maxi Hellmuth

Funnily enough the bahai leader refused to set up a garden in Jerusalem because there was enough religious fighting.

John Mitchell

Intro: . . . And I am PsychoBrace. . .

escodub

Would recommend on the subject, “the end of days: foundamentalism and the struggle for the Temple Mount.…” by gershom gorenberg.

Sardonic

Until this episode, I seriously thought the red cow thing was just a joke from South Park

christian

returning to this now that these fuckers basically run the military and are doing a holy war in iran