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Episode 389: Muppets take MAGA (Patreon)

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2024-06-27 12:56:59
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We kick off our 2024 election coverage with a jaunt down to Sillydelphia for our first-ever Trump rally. Featuring: chicken strips, Jack Posobiec, Cold War veterans, Celine Dion, Beautiful Hillary, the former president himself, and more.

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Noah

Yup. That’s a banger alright.

Karen Agena

“Am I a man of a muppet or a muppet of a man?” 🎶🎵

Matt Jolo

You guys are so good to us.

boss

🙂‍↕️

Master and Commander Biden

When will Pork Roll and Cinnamon Bun bring back Whip Em Out Wednesdays and Shock the Puss???

Ryan Fox

Number one podcast in my heart

Andrew

Liz cementing herself on the wrong side of transit history

James McRae

Liz bringing up the classic round ball rock as the theme is why I stan that woman

Adam

🙏

Blank

Liz: “I don’t keep track of those things.” **closes excel doc titled (((universities)))**

NYCM&AHole

Busting out Lawrence King for the star spangled banner?

Mango Bolsonaro

I’m pretty sure Kensington got “cleared out” like a few weeks before the Trump rally.

drakkal1

They absolutely could defund it further, let's step away from the lathe of heaven.

HB

lol I think brace got Jill stein confused with Marianne Williamson?

Petrorenminbi

I guess I’m a tankie but for trains

Eric

Non driver solidarity ✊ Cars Rot!

Egg B

I need a TrueAnon plastic surgery analysis

Johnny B

I’ll take any excuse to recommend the Tim Robinson “Roundball Rock” sketch

NYCM&AHole

Liz needs to do a gen z is aging like milk take

Peanut Horse

The theme for the election coverage should be a remix of the Obamna and Soda sound bites

DaFunkBackToDaPunk

Liz picking The Prodigy for her walkout song 🤌🤌

Yeah but in my defense

Temple’s not Jewish. It was actually founded by a Baptist minister.

DumbDumDumbDumb

Biden is NOT holding rallies come on, they are keeping him in the dementia kennel

Michael S. Judge

Just looked up Phyllis Schlafly to remind myself, thought "She looks like so many evil old women I met in church as a child," and then I learned that she's from Missouri too, god damn it

Rodrigo Burigo

liz and brace fail to understand all train people posting on the comment section are europeans

Jess

I want the pink Gay Man for Trump shirt SO BAD please take your own advice and let me give you more money

Jim Veil

Nice to hear there's another ranch hater out there. It's a terrible sauce.

Andrew

Acela Corridor—Liz, you officially trainbrained?

tyler

another L train take from Liz 😔

Tea for the Tillerman

There’s a great YouTube vid of Tesh describing the Roundball Rock origin story, which is he left himself a voicemail scatting the tune and he mics up the voicemail tape before the orchestra drop

Wes Rich

Tipping in cash should be an official Trueanon rule. I always bring cash to tip with and pay mom and pop owners so they can skirt taxes.

Dave Reinhardt

Kamala is visiting Provincetown for a fundraiser on July 20th. Come visit beautiful Cape Cod and feel the Kamalectricity!

cogandbal

I could feel incle Sam's warm patriotic goo inside me when that anthem played do that more often

cogandbal

Who funds you? Big train? Huh! I bet it's tge Japanese

cogandbal

He was named venerable baby by the east

Ash

second that

ploob

Jack Psylock!

Sarah S

I was hoping for some Bolivian coup coverage!!

swamy

Dude thanks for that sweet david lynch series

CT

Ok

Alexandria

My insane/v stupid boomer New Yorker MIL also HATES sharks and won't go in an ocean because of them? It's something about their inflated ego where they are important enough to be attacked by a shark? It's confounding

Alexandria

House of Jealous Lovers for my walkout music

Zzz

Bruh, this debate tonight is gunna be DUMB AF

Doug Cartel

The cool thing about being a Veteran of the Cold War is that the Cold War covers vietnam and korea so you're technically a vet of both wars

Doug Cartel

These rallies sound like they capture the world that Tom Goes to the Mayor tried to describe

Reece Coren

so rude of my best friends to come to philadelphia and not tell me 💔

Natalie

as someone who doesn't have a drivers license, I would revoke my citizenship and move to China JUST for the trains! 🙏🏼 Amtrak AND greyhound are both so bad. I don't get how there's no federal train travel corporation? Greyhound is partly federally funded but doesn't even run 24 hours!! It's screwed me over so many times traveling

Natalie

Also I love the chapo election episodes so I can't wait to hear you guys talk about it more - I hope you get to travel more and meet the people! I live in Michigan so should be interesting to see if Biden still has a chance here

Laurel

This episode is really hard to listen to without feeling ill.

D

As someone who commuted on the subway for a decade and took monthly trips on the NE regional for a good part of a decade, I am triggered by this train discourse. Not because the nature of Liz's takes but because I never ever want to think of sitting on one of those god awful things ever again.

Luke Tervola

Did a snort take on Liz’s commentary on RFK’s voice

will michel

i live in michigan and will be casting my vote for hillary clinton this november

Nick

You know, a fun left field topic for you guys is why the trains don’t work. (it’s not the funding) The airline ep was fun!

CamScott

Hey y’all that Biden wandering off thing was deeboonked. Let’s not spread bad jive. Love you both and all you do. Carry on…

m

omg come to chicago and cover the dnc 🙏🙏🙏

Joe

The most efficient and environmentally responsible way to get your tanks to Hungary

Michael

Ok I’m tired of the train slander. They’re trying their best with what they have. Of course these things are going to run into problems within the vacuum of capitalism. The train community welcomes criticism, that’s how we get better and stronger, but this anti-train discourse is just dumb and has been said so many times before. Eventually they’re going to take the trains away. What will we have then? Traffic and madness. And those of us who remember the way of the train will be gone too.

PoppyBusch

Holy shit. Learn to fucking DRIVE.

bubberducky

brace rediscovering the norm macdonald hitler joke

T bird

They’ve done several sweeps and obviously people keep coming back because they have no where to go. The real killer is making the licenses for the clinics more difficult to get so the infrastructure that bareeeeely kept people going have been getting neutered.

Oliver Crane

What if you guys all got tall bikes

T bird

That Giddey Caruso trade is NUTS! You’re gonna trade the coolest white boy in the league for a pedophile?????

Tan Tan

Brace just got banned from every single Midwestern state and I just saw that they have received orders to arrest him if he enters. Everyone thought it would be the YPG thing that would get him in trouble? Nope, it's ranch dressing and now he's not allowed within 500 feet of a cornfield

Zzz

Seconding Liz, she is definitely the Michael Jordan of female podcasters 💯

Mehow

we can all discuss the Giddey-Caruso trade in the city that’s been devastated most by it😔

nadia

encountered two mid-30s bepony-tailed male twins walking into a bar a few weeks ago. harrowing omen

Eon Gattignolo

brace, i saw your gay guy for trump shirt in a photo and it is actually both visually striking and also very flattering. Very nice. PS Congrats on the sex.

jsobrie

Kamala Harris on abortion: “Do not cum”

Buried Ledes

Roundball Rock is a lyrics forward song.

Austin Williams

If your vibration is low you won't understand switching from NJTransot to SEPTA in Trenton

Eric

Don’t forget the Mantle twins! Cronenberg’s and the real’uns

S H

I know he doesn’t want to, but I think brace could legitimately open a screen printing business with his connections to people and poeople and other people. I would buy like maybe two of those shirts

Andrew

Are you guys on rail? Locomotoed on choo choo status?

Shiv

YC love the theme!!

original gay pussy eatah

T-shirt with two little checkboxes that aren’t checked that say “Republican” and “Democrats” (or maybe even “demonrat!”) and then one box with a bag fat check through it that says “Gays for TrueAnon!” And it’s light pink and it’s already a cropped tank top so no one has to make it a cropped tank top like maybe they had to do with the TrueAnon t-shirt they bought that was just a regular fitting old plain Jane man’s t-shirt!

AK

Liz’s brief delco accent ❤️

Austin Williams

I've had it up to here with this bit stealing bozo

bubberducky

relax idc about "stealing" i was just observing it was the same joke

Jared Bauer

As a fraternal twin it’s only the identical male twins that are unnerving

Shiv

also many good soft YC laughs, very ASMR

Christopher Mesler

Amtrack is great as a vacation activity but not as transportation out of necessity. Long live empire builder, great time. Dinner served on silver platter, viewing car, cigarette breaks on stops, wating 45 minutes at a time for freight trains that get priority but you're looking at mountains in the background so it's cool.... it's really great.

chronye

brace is 10 outta 10 correct about the generic brand not being locked up gambit

Areti

Cowboy Song but not The Boys Are Back in Town??? Come onnnn

JD Nonce

I hate the anti-train chatter. Trains are good. It’s sad that trains in America are bad, but as a concept they are good

Connor

After watching the debate it’s haunting how you guys highlighted how whipped up the audience at the rally got at the immigration conversation. It’s scary

Dan

I thought that Yung Chomsky must have enhanced the national anthem at the beginning of this podcast to make it sound spooky, but I guess that's just how they sang it.

zo

Hate to give it to him but nobody will ever beat Berlusconi with Ride of the Valkyries entry song

Shiv

same. 1. tip in cash 2. no helicopters 3. never talk to journalists

R. Rafferty

I listened to that whole ding dong song

JD Nonce

Yeah correct

Once_Royal

Dude, the driving test is literally a thing passed by babies. Fucking 15 year olds strung out on shit pass this test. You don't gotta own a car, you don't gotta do it all the time, but c'mon. It's one of the few things in our society that should be regulated and is actually regulated. I got mine late, you can too. I love you guys, been subbed for years, that's not gonna change, but get real. It'll take a week, maybe a collective 5 hours, you know generally how it works. Fuck man, I guess I'm just drunk and it's late but hearing the "We can't drive" bit for the 500th time... keep taking the train, enjoy the culture and inconvenience, but goddamn, it's not a mountain you can't climb. Fuck.

simon

I live in a very tiny-streets-bridges-everywhere-bikes-don't-have-to-follow-traffic-rules Euro city. I'm not going to get my license here, I got like two lessons and it stressed me the fuck out. In San Fran I got real sweaty when our driver parked on one of those 35* inclines right between two othe other cars. I'll get my license when I turn fourty and move to some suburb.

Gabby S

of course trump listens to music, haven’t you seen the video of him and barron silently driving around listening to taylor swift?

Matelda

I work with elderly people. There are different types of dementia and Joe Biden has at least one of them. He is not just old.

Secret Agent Manwich

Does trump hate sharks? I thought him and stormy watched shark week together

Su'ad Yoon

Brace I learned how to ride a bike at the ripe old age of 32 you can do it!!!!

colin

In my time as a fan, Leeds United have run out to The Best by Tina Turner; Eye of the Tiger by those lads that did that; Tubthumping by Chumbawamba and I Predict a Riot by Kaiser Chiefs. . . Are the ones I remember.

Mickey Soltys

Jailbreak. Fuck anything by Thin Lizzy!

Natalie

what about now

Matelda

Not every 90yo is Noam Chomsky but not all dementia patients forget where they are every minute. A lot of them are just increasingly befuddled, losing skills, and drifting inwards, out of sync from present society

Juan Gonzalez

As United fan, I’m sorry. We had a shit season but yall straight up bottled it

Kyle Smyth

For walkout music gotta go with the end of David Bowie's Starman. Instant good vibes

Darryl Canfield

We need hats that say “Cold War Veteran”

J

Brace you crushed it on Bad Hasbara it was everything I wanted from a crossover, now get Matt and Dan on so they can harass Liz for being antisemitic

A Yee

Please check a DM on twitter from @spencersike for evidence from his call its a good one ok thnx byeeee

mexicanhalloween .

do not put ketchup on chicken strips, that's like some cracker chicken parmesan

T

I think something brace mentioned is really true, regarding trumps bits about bacon and the pharmacy. conservatives and populists in general admit and acknowledge something is fucked up with our system and daily lives. they use it to blame the wrong things, but the average person is just glad to finally be validated that their underlying unease is finally being spoken to. democrats and libs will say until they’re blue in the face “well acktuallllyyy the economic indicators are the strongest ever, they just don’t include food, energy, or anything you need to survive on a daily basis because it’s too volatile, you’re too dumb to understand…”, or claim that everything is actually fine if not better than it’s ever been, and the proof of that lie hits you every day you walk into your local grocery store and the baby food is behind lock and key. it’s why bernie excelled at motivating a solid contingent who then went and turned to trump once he got unceremoniously screwed by the DNC. the more they deny reality the stronger populist conservatism will be

CamScott

what? If you’re referring to Biden I wasn’t defending him I was referring to debunked false claims. Both parties must go away. Post haste.

Once_Royal

Yeeeah, I was drunk posting on this one. Kind of embarrassing to wake up and remember having typed this.

J

Bro was a veteran of the Lilliputian Wars

Q Goatman

Coastal Elite L Take on trains the midwest amtrak rules

ploob

TrillAdelphia

Orson Scott Shard

A democratic socialist can’t do shit and can’t pretend they’re able to do a thing about rising prices, unless they drop the dem socialist act. Sanders would’ve lost both times anyway, and if he didn’t he’d just be a slightly more lib Obama when it was all said and done

T

I agree with you, more so was bringing him up as an example of one of the few times they were able to tap into the same force

Gato gris

Pork roll intro. From brace who doesn’t even live in Jersey, smh

Gato gris

Brace is a pork roll believer apparently, Liz has not addressed the topic

OG Cracker Barrel

I fucking hate driving but I have to do it for work- I live in the DC metro area and we have one of the top 3 or 4 transit systems in the country and I would LOVE to never touch a car again. So basically- y’all shouldn’t drive- and I want to have a train and old electrified street car future like a 1920s midsize city.

Slik Smoothie

This is the shit that pisses me off ab this podcast giddy for Caruso is straight the worst trade of the decade how dare Liz breeze buy it like some nothing burger. THAT PEDOPHILE has no game outside of some mid passing it’s legitimately the equivalent of trading prime rasherd Lewis for current draymond green. Fuck carnovich and that stupid franchise in Illinois

Donna Oakes-Munro

He’s walking around department stores looking for E. Jean Carroll.

gumb0

I'd like to thank Brace for his service, of slowly introducing my generation to more Thin Lizzy songs 🫡

Pelican Grief

YC on a penny-farthing would go so hard

Eric

Shoutout to not knowing how to ride a bike 🚳

Jes

Next time youse come down, a TrueAnon takeover at Mcglincheys is in order

sensorsweep

it's so funny listening to this ~after~ the debate

sensorsweep

I think they're both into crystals?

Manny Tenorio

French language catching a stray at the end there was great

ZeeBee

Big fan of RFK Jr's Low Down Willie Ragg impression

Jed Levin

Exactly what I was going to say! What a little time capsule!

Peanut Horse

Wait brace can’t ride a bike ???

thenewseb

Technically you don't know how many twins were there just how many people had their twins present.

Isaac

I’m imagining Brace on an adult bike with training wheels pedaling shakily while Liz holds onto the back of the seat with one hand and the other is on the handlebars to keep him straight. Also in this scenario brace is a foot shorter and can barely touch the pedals and is making the face of the guy on that one King Crimson album cover.

Clark D'Agostino

Omg when liz said "I'm allways clockin'".... u know shes spotting those Q angles

Scott

Can’t believe trump didn’t walk on to Montagues and Capulets. Someone ave a word

Degrassi Knoll

Really thought cohost would be SCRAPPLE

Gato gris

Take that scrapple back to your side of the Delaware!!! It’s pork roll ova here 😎

Timothy

Not to be a bitch but Liz says Ozempic wrong

Jawn Feddermang

“It’s a name you can pronounce it however you want”

Timothy

Yes I was thinking that as I typed it...I should chill out

Blaine M

We need gay guy for trump merch

Bunghole man

It’s even funnier after Donald j trump got shot with a fucking gun

Jumbles Yang

The gang does race science at the trump rally