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PATRIOTS (PATREOTS????)

TWO ANNOUNCEMENTS HERE, SO PAY ATTENTION TO BOTH PLEASE AND THANK YOU

ANNOUNCEMENT ONE 1️⃣ ☝️

Patreon just prompted me to "tell a story." fine BITCH, here's a story:

once upon a time there was a little boy who dreamed of being president. every day and every night it was all he could think about. "oh man I wanna be president so bad" he would say, in the same voice Brace uses I can hear it in my head, and he would scrunch up his face up like a little baby bull dog or maybe into a croissant shape and think that if he just thought it super super hard that his wish would be granted.

that boy grew up to be a man. and that man grew up even more to be an old man. and that old man, you guessed it, grew up to be an even older man, IN FACT, he became the oldest man to ever live .... the eldest elder.... the oldest old .... the Joseph Robinette Bidenette. Joseph Biden. Joe. Gramps. Old Man Yeller.

At some point this man will be (???) made the democratic nominee for president (????) in chicago (???) in august (???) and guess WHO will be there? that's right, your three amigos les troisgros aka Brace Liz and Yung Chomsky. TRUEANON bitch.

AND NOT JUST US.

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WE WILL BE THERE WITH OUR OTHER AMIGOS from the hit tv show CHAPO TRAP HOUSE

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CHAPO! TRUEANON! LIVE! AT THE DNC! AUGUST 21st 2024 at PARK WEST in CHICAGO IL

so this is the important ! important! ! pay attention ! important part!!

TICKETS GO ON SALE

🇺🇸🚨👊🫡 TOMORROW 🇺🇸🚨👊🫡 JULY 16th 🇺🇸🚨👊🫡 at 10 AM CST 🇺🇸🚨👊🫡

we will send a 🔗 link 🔗 tomorrow and on twitter and Instagram (?) when it goes live so you can grab them before the sell out, venue isn't too big, more of an "intimate affair" 💋 💋 you know what I mean, we aren't the BLACK KEYS gosh

OK GUYS THATS NOT ALL 

ANNOUNCEMENT TWO 2️⃣ 👨‍❤️‍👨

due to popular demand we are releasing our first of what might be many LIMITED EDITION VOTE TRUE NO MATTER WHO 2024 SPECIAL EDITION CAMPAIGN MERCHANDISE

you can buy this here  — a great souvenir for what should be a November to Remember but which is truly a shirt for all seasons.

we also have more of the TA hats you wanted, the Bush hats you emailed about and finally more Gadaffi sweatshirts for all the piggies who won't stop squealing 🐷🐷

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GUYS MORE SOON FROM US WE LOVE YOU CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU ALL AT THE DNC

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Liz Brace & YC

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