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DEBATE RECAP: RELOADED (Patreon)

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2024-09-11 21:19:33
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America’s #1 undecided podcast recaps the Presidential Debate

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Natalie

JUST OPENED THE APP YOOOO

Travis

i coom

honky

What the fuck is demure 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼

Keanu

My coworkers were crowded around one computer watching it today.

Hardcore Virgin

I like this comment and I think everyone else should too

randy myers

You know nothing about GenX, Bieber.

Vinay

I'm from Haiti, can I get some free pussy?

BruiseBlu

We need Shane Dawson’s opinion on the Haitian cat situation

csalyer .

YC I know you were thinking of the Seinfeld finale when they were talking about the debate reunion

Jolene

Kamala was a return to classic politics; she did the politician fist thumb point, the cadence, the faces. It was odd to juxtapose that with Trump who doesn’t do those things. Makes them both look like clowns.

BruiseBlu

We need a town hall with both candidates where the audience are all “beautiful human submarines” as Ken Bone eloquently put

Blank

You admit the Matt Gaetz ep was confusing but not the Utah eps?! 😤

grant brown

I want Liz to rate my aesthetics

Hollis

Been refreshing all day for this

Don Lasagna

I know the song at the beginning was just roundball rock

Jon W

Really missed the raw sexual chemistry between John Edwards and Dick Cheney, circa 2004

Ryan Fox

It’s my birthday tomorrow. This will make it extra special

Blank

Liz that was such a good and concise explanation of the need for abortion access in the 3rd trimester 💪

Matt Jolo

If anyone was undecided before, they're gonna LOVE being undecided now.

J HUTCH

The APPening

NYCM&AHole

Debate Kneecap Exploded

Matelda

Thank you for doing this. I did not want to watch it, i did not watch it, and i muted the family group chat so i wouldn't have to hear about it. But i do need the highlights so i can complain in the family group chat later.

Tyler

The word pussy is banned.

Lucas

RHODE MILK MENTIONED

Kinetics Video

Zoonotic origin is still the most likely for COVID. Way too much digging for way too little results for lab leak to make much sense at this point.

Aj Champigny

Thank you Liz, the scat beatboxed election theme really gave me a laugh

Antipaganda

I would so enjoy the TrueAnon debate format, it's a shame that no politician would trust you to ask politically meaningless but actually important questions. Because you absolutely would.

Jabroni Ludd

I always figured you all as more of sovereign citizens than an undecided voters

Coolsoy

Happy birthday

Natalie

maybe sometimes chronically opening and closing your 3 apps over and over again can be.....good?

Stop the Spread

Today I learned reparations are freakish and crazy. Really shedding those Nazi rumors, Liz…

the empty suit

Kamala is violently transphobic. As a state prosecutor, she was vocally pro-cop, pro-prison, and especially pro- putting trans women in men’s prisons.

Kinetics Video

It's really grating to hear people complain about the Greens that go to bat for AOC, who is running a monumentally worse grift on almost the same lines.

Special Adeline

Me and a few friends went to a protest in Boston back in 2019 and we were there to meet up with the PSL afterwards and talk about starting the PSL up in Maine (where we live) and it went nowhere and the PSL representative fully ghosted us afterwards but we did happen to meet Jill Stein at the protest and she was nice to us so im fully switching my allegiance from PSL to green

Special Adeline

I got a picture with her and she did the raised fist but I can't post pictures on here so you're just gonna have to believe me

Doug Cartel

From the sound of it, trump didnt shriek a "did you just assume my gender" joke but his team is so fucking online that he said stuff that's about on that level

Alex reynolds

Biggest bird I've seen is either a California condor or a Harpy eagle

Joe

First

Budget Hireling

Thank god for Liz or I wouldn’t know anything about culture

Nite Life Jesse

Last night Trump wore a red hat that said: “Make Young Chomsky Play The Dog In Pain Sound Again”

Genghis Cohen

I feel like RFK would both have a good answer to the bird question and would be able to describe how it tastes.

Doug Cartel

Trumps Biden debate was his Faustian bargain and his debate with Kamala was Mephistopheles taking his cut

Anthony

Love you guys and hate the mainstream democrats, but she destroyed him during this debate lol, it wasn't close

ploob

Liz got that Indiana Jones in her

Selecao9

crackers be crackin

Jay-Z Pants

Surprised that Liz is so off about the Covid lab leak. It’s been pretty obvious that it’s the most likely theory since at least 2022, and it’s very weird that the WHO and other organizations refuse to talk about it.

roz pea

can you guys do an episode where Liz talks about all her animal companions? last episode she was talking about a pig she knew, today it's the geese, and so on. the fans demand Liz's Creature Roundup

Stop the Spread

At least I know my guy Brace is not on that type of time…

Noah Mingus

On this 9/11 it has become 23 years old, like a young person, finally exploring who they are and what it's all about-- this is to say I feel like the posts this 9/11 have been extra fire. And like growing up in your younger twenties, there's a lot of memorials to past cherished memories and hot takes.

Alex

Jill Stein talked to my dad on the phone for like 15 minutes which probably means her campaign is going really good

12345

My biggest take away is that I could never do a better job of sabotaging Trump with bad advice on purpose.

Sender Fleming

Calling the greens a waste of money suggests brace used to donate to them?

Doc Adna

No one thought of shoebill storks? Those are Lovecraftian existential horror puppets

Pelican Grief

It's so cool to have known a pig

Sam

Lebron is not an appropriate example of a guy who “makes business decisions” at the rim. I expect a retraction and correction by next ep.

Lauren H

cat eating lady was in Canton Ohio and the goose pic is from Columbus. Springfield is an incredibly normal place that’s like 10 minutes from the artsy town Dave chapelle lives in. it is not dangerous 😭

Geronimo

My bad i forgot to wash my hands 😔

Clean Shirt Piggie

Election coverage is definitely not in your wheelhouse lol

T

Lab Leak Theory is like the “Oprah’s Space Lasers Burned Down Maui” theory. Pandemics are a natural phenomena like wildfires, and with 8 billion nose pickers the world was full of kindling.

jay alan

Super in the middle type love

Clean Shirt Piggie

Trump should say he fears cougars as he glared at Kamala

Matt Jolo

Hit the tip line!

Julian

It was a business decision

Mikachu

goose are pretty decent eating as long as they dont have shotgun BBs in em. i can send yall a recipe if you want

Mikachu

who amongst us

ResilientBastard

Trump has probably seen a taxidermed Great Auk

emma

can we change the date of january 6th it’s my birthday and it takes away attention from me

alex

can’t forget that trump was hanging out with most beautiful woman alive laura loomer before this debate

Jawn Feddermang

HOORAY! It is indeed all love racial Jake.

jsobrie

Brace confirmed true crime guy

Jay-Z Pants

Yes, and the fact that the WIV had been publishing gain-of-function research on SARS-like viruses since 2017 and had planned on the exact same insertion in the same gene we see in Covid-19 is irrelevant. It’s the same as Oprah space lasers!

Sam

The guy with the goose was in Columbus, not Springfield, and he was cleaning up roadkill, not hunting.

Jay-Z Pants

It’s so interesting to see a podcast whose audience prides itself on questioning official narratives willfully ignore the overwhelming likelihood of the lab leak theory. I guess we’re more twitter libpilled than I thought

Hunter Wilson

Kamala made me so uncomfortable. When she speaks it reminds me of my mom getting too drunk and getting really emotional/angry about something

Zzz

Bruh it’s very difficult to take any of this debate shit serious tho

T

You’re just too libpilled to accept that the plague of Justinian was intentionally leaked from a lab in Constantinople to clear the way for the Mohammedans to conquer Arabia

PrinceVocalFry

Re: Kamala's wet voice, I came up with a theory last night for why so many politicians have this nasally delivery-Trump has it too. It's because they're all taking so many amphetamines, they have a permanent post-nasal drip. That's why politicians don't sound like normal people. Also, I can't believe I'm listening to this after playing the first three 9/11 episodes today

Jeff Hansen

It’s funny because Trump is the same kind of guy as Willie Brown with money and power and surrounded by younger women. It an alternate reality Trump is the kind of guy Kamala would have hooked up with and vice versa.

Christopher Mesler

Yah I'm running for office and my platform is Leave the Haitians Alone

Arid

I think Trump IS the kind of old person that cable news sensational stuff works on. Like he believes everything he sees on Fox News, just like your grandpa. Then they kinda run with it and exaggerate it from there, like that "post-birth" abortions happen anywhere

B P

The “it was a BLANK blank” cadence has firmly planted itself in my brain for the time being against my will. There is no reasonable explanation for me, at my job, for why “it was a French archeologist” would cause me to smirk.

Shiv

Liz your J6 idea is great and I endorse it

Shiv

no same but i love

Shiv

it was a BUSINESS decision

Shiv

I feel like they have very recently admitted the Utah eps were confusing! maybe during the dnc brain melt sesh

Shiv

“I’m gonna write Donald Trump in” really got me good, I LOL’d

Pelican Grief

I saw an ostrich at a damn zoo before

Nick

Bit of a stinker :-/

Matt

I'll take the Greens seriously when they get their shit together enough to win a statewide or national office. I'd even take a mayor of a city with more than 600,000 people.

Gordon Schmidt

Lots of ppl have seen ostriches at zoos or even in the wild if they've been to Africa, and I don't think birds get bigger than that

K H

Excellent meme template tbh.

K H

I'll do you one better. I'm writing in "Emma, you know the one. It's THEIR TIME. THEIR TURN. THEIR BIRTHDAY." It's your birthday and you can be president if you want to.

K H

More of a dog imo. Nancy Pelosi? Maybe. Put a few more years on AOC and she'd...still be a fucking traitor.

K H

Or they unintentionally let a highly infectious hard to contain airborn virus out. Ya know, by accident. Because it is highly transmissible. You adding in a bunch of extra weird shit is a classic method of actual gaslighting. Like the reason some people thought Pizza Gate was an op to make all the allegations of legally actionable pedophilia seem like absurd wackadoo conspiracy. Then you same mother fuckers will go apeshit speculating on a Chinese weather balloon. You believe in all the wrong shit.

pizzapope

Flying snakes, frogs, lizards, geckos, and squirrels (Also Colugos!) are NOT birds!

Norbur

Yeah and the whole Utah sesh

Norbur

Nobody like you when you're 23

4on4nam

I'm no Kamala fan, but kinda weird that Liz made up that she said that Covid came from a Wuhan lab. Kamala said that Trump allowed China to downplay Covid at the start, and I guess I can get how Liz could insert lab leak into that by being so internet brained, but then claiming that Kamala was being internet brained by claiming she said something she didn't is wack.

Louis Wilkins

It was the Zoroastrians. Everyone knows this.

Louis Wilkins

I bled her out with a Stanley knife/rushed the cockpit and took the flight/we turned it left into Morgan Stanley/ And then you turned on the TV.

Rodrigo Burigo

she talks about hiding the origins of covid, not downplaying it at the start, maybe she is not talking about the lab leak, or the pangolin, but talking specifically about the origin, especially considering traces of covid were present in sewer water all over the world before the first reported cases in china is still a conspiracy theory

Eric Murphy

IDK I think both candidates did a fairly good job of jerking off the country. I just wish one of them would actually finish the job....I'm getting some chaffing.

Kinetics Video

Take all of it seriously, take none of it seriously. You do you and have your own adventure. Maybe big time politics is always going to be a unredeemable cesspit in this country. But whatever you do, if you're sparing smug Democrats the criticisms you lay on their opponents, from the left, right, or center that's going to be nails on a chalkboard to me.

Kinetics Video

I don't know what Haitians eat, but it's probably fine and it's none of my business.

Kinetics Video

Liberals have been on every side of lab leak theory depending on the immediate tactical positioning of the other side. As far as the actual situation, there's a few compelling bits of evidence, but a lot like a lot of 9/11 theories that's all there's ever been, and the truthers keep repackaging the same few observations.

GoonFuture

In the event that Cowardly Donald Trump and Lyin Kamala don't agree to your fair and balanced debate, you could of course ask two proxies (comedians that are good at impersonations) to act in good faith on their behalf. This would leave you free to use both hands.

ectoslavia

I GOT CHASED BY GEESE TOO!

Mango Bolsonaro

It’s really crazy that Homelessness wasn’t a topic of discussion on either debate.

K

I think the “creature with hinged legs” brace was referring to was perhaps just a really big crab?

Matty C

Delicious interpretations of rice dishes and fried fruits

Charles Frum

Nobody fact checked Kamala on repeating debunked Oct 7 mass-rape propaganda.

Eric

A Shepard Fairey poster of Harris that says “No Juice”

Evan Scott

i was also watching/listening to those interrogation/bodycam videos to fall asleep for a little bit and then I realized they were giving me really weird dreams and fucking up my sleep quality really badly and i had to stop

CL

I think he’s referencing the Magnapinna Squid

CL

I don’t think either side really wants to talk about it because that would mean having some plan of action to combat it. The right just wants to use it to attack “lib cities”. They don’t actually have anything to say about it.

Mango Bolsonaro

Very true, just seems like such a substantial issue. I’m sure if they did a Fox debate it’d be used as a layup question for Trump to do exactly that (as well as blame immigrants).

John Lemieux

“Yanking out of that gaping hole” “Watch yourself” “I’m talking about C sections” Good save.

Mango Bolsonaro

Big tip of things to watch to help sleeping that isn’t going to induce brain rot: rips of news broadcasts from the 70s/80s on YouTube…

AfroCommie

Chase Oliver looks like Kendall Roy

emma

thank you

emma

no it’s not im the birthday girl don’t say that

Anthony

Weird to me that Liz pushed the "3 against 1" line and that their was no clear winner (takes I've only seen from the worst right-wing partisans).

Dec

Excited to hear Liz on Ordinary Unhappiness soon

BeanCurd

agree on Jill Stein but Nader rly was a goat

Lucy

Girls the obvious write in is Marianne

Lucy

She could save us

Clean Shirt Piggie

Here’s the debate review I wrote real time as I watched it: Harris won the handshake Round 1 "The Economy" Trump Round 2 "Abortion" Harris Round 3 "Immigration " Trump loses his shit, Harris brags about Dick Cheney endorsement, moderators let trump spew massive bullshit over & over Draw Round 4 "Fracking Values" Harris loves it, Trump loves fracking more and fossil fuels are awesome but transgender is bad. Harris Round 5 "J6" trump shout out to Seattle having large percentage taken over by radicals:-) Harris Round 6 "Israel Genocide/Foreign Policy" Everybody loves Israel and its right to do genocide but Harris also loves the troops & wants to keep the Ukraine war going & the arms flowing Harris wins because America has lost its way Round 7 "Afghanistan" ??? Round 8 "Racism" Harris Round 9 "Healthcare" Trump hates Obamacare but saved it, Harris not touching M4A question but loving the shit of what's left of Obamacare, capped insulin costs Harris? Round 10 "Climate/Environment" Harris all about clean energy AND increased oil production Trump who knows Draw Closings: Harris common ground bipartisan togetherness way forward to most lethal fighting force with right to abortion Trump Harris admin sucks & will keep sucking, WW3 imminent Harris wins the closing and the "debate" Good night and good luck

Anthony

It's not "lib bias" for the moderators to push back on Trump saying that Democrats are for infanticide and immigrants are stealing and eating cats lol.

BeanCurd

May the spirit of Toussaint smite these crackers

❣️

Abortion Access Ski Ball Machine

KJ

it’s my birthday too but i enjoy having my birthday on the same day as a holiday because people are already in the mood to party

aKg

For a show that typically impresses me with their research skills and attention to detail, this episode feels so absent-minded and rushed

Christopher

I mean the title says it’s a reaction ep

Simon

Green Party (UK) member here, Just called to say, fuck you very much for the podcast .

Anthony

Yeah I'm a huge Liz and Brace fan, but after watching the debate and listening to this episode it makes me question their other takes. Sounded like Liz was auditioning for the "intellectual dark web" lol.

John F

I hate snakes, Jock! I hate ‘em!

aKg

Yup. I guess I just expected they would recount things a bit more accurately having just watched and supposedly taken notes. Beyond the accuracy, I’m also just a bit confused at some of the response, and I will specify this is more on the Liz side. ABC stacked the deck against Trump? Surrrre. It reminds me of that ep when she was so animated about and invested in The Twitter Files when it was complete BS.

Lola

Hershel Walker, John Fetterman and Dr. Oz must be invited to be in the audience. All sitting together. Fetterman in the middle, suit and tie not required. This is all for visual purpose.

James Murray

How was Kamala strong on abortion? Sure it was low hanging fruit to harp on Trump for Roe getting overturned, that's easy though. He was right to counter and say "she has no plan for abortion because am abortion bill will never get through Congress." She won't have a federal abortion (aside from maybe redirect little bits of money here and there) because she can't. Her effective policy will also just have to be "let the states decide".

Jess

some of you need to strengthen yourselves! what are you going to do when the big bad media starts calling her president DRUNKALA

Rooti Tooti Giuliani

“Donnie deals dealt himself a bad hand” is *chef’s kiss*

Tryg

I'm from the UK. We are unfamiliar with your weird 'democratic rituals'. We have a much more sensible system, whereby we regularly capitulate to the whims of a cabal of elite, inbred, satanic peadophiles. I voted once, but I have always been prone to moments of insanity.

Geronimo

Strong words, that’s it. She doesn’t need a plan. The whole debate is to look good on tv, get some sound bites, and pretend presidents have control over things they don’t. If she gets elected some underling will figure out a plan that will probably fail, it might not, but that’s mostly up to hundreds of other politicians and bureaucrats and Clarence Thomas’s heart health

snapplepeachtea

ive never seen twin peaks and started watching recently, had no idea the opening theme is the trueanon theme!

gen~

What's crazy about the haitians eating cats thing is that my boyfriend lives in canton and i was there with him when it happened lol. But of course shes not haitian or an immigrant or in springfield which is on the other end of the state, but it was surreal to hear that and realize thats what he was referring to lol 😂

John H

What's all this hate for oily bird meat? Oil is tasty! I've heard the same - as a negative - about duck. It's true, both are oily AND DELICIOUS.

John H

"We have a much more sensible system, whereby we regularly capitulate to the whims of a cabal of elite, inbred, satanic peadophiles." No, same deal here, just without proportionate party representation.

John H

But *not* noting that her genocide porpaganda was a lie is a bias. And COVID most likely came from that NIH-funded lab doing gain-of-function modifications.

John H

Ionizing radiation is a natural phenomenon! Why are you all blaming nuclear power plants and bombs for radiation?

Jolene

Is this why I always have post nasal drip….

Chris

Confit it and make it more oily

Selecao9

none of those can actually "fly" (as in self powered propulsion), they only glide.

Evan Scott

i've found those videos where a guy reads a super unpleasant trip report from like erowid or whatever hit a similar spot without giving me awful dreams but ymmv

Zzz

I really want to know why Cornel West is no longer friends with Jill Stein/ Green Party. Apparently she said some racist shit but he won’t clarify

Zzz

Being chased by turkeys is much more terrifying tbh. Speaking from experience. Lol

elizabethonline

trueanon merch? call that butch wear. sent from iphone

Leah Lynn

Brace, please go see an ENT and get a sleep study.

earthlandingfake

It's crazy to accuse others of eating pets immediately after the Roasted Dog Selfie Guy endorses you. You think RFK is feeding this because he made up a group of people to be jealous over?

CL

The Haitian immigrants are eating our homeless dogs

Kinetics Video

Ah, the NYT opinion column, a source so incredibly not invested in making people ambiently fearful and distrustful of the Chinese. Thanks for giving me a pay wall to look at.

sharp_sticks

Debate question: should you wash your meat before cooking it?

Brendan Garcia

You guys have created a fantastic bizarro-Sgt Pepper’s album cover

Kinetics Video

Well if it's a cat presumably it washed itself

MKatieUltra

The trump Broadway show thing checks out, damn

Anomalie

Ft. Detrick brought the virus over to the Wuhan lab during war games, intentionally leaked in an attempt to sabotage China's economy but it spread globally and ended up fucking over the US way more than China ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Curtis Bathurst

I was one of the geese who chased Brace.

Alec

Nussy

Bryan

Biggest bird I ever seen was actually a helicopter

Benphish

The kid from Springfield's dad has come out multiple times now and asked politicians to stop using his son death a tool to spread hate. I'd be surprised if Trumps team gives a shit but that might be why he didn't mention it explicitly.

Greg

It's a great show, enjoy!

Jack

guys who should i write in for president, i dont have any good ideas

Methew

Jill stein

Sam

TOOT MCOOTS

ectoslavia

Yeah, turkeys are bastards, and they're creepier and more strategic than geese. And they do these creepy things that seem almost ritualistic where they form circles and kind of walk and dance around like something from a nightmare or something. F*** turkeys.

Alex

Claudia de la Cruz

Natalie L

Begging YC to stop playing that Jesus Christ Superstar riff because it keeps reminding me how fuckin hard that musical goes

phoebe L

The election music is so awesome and makes me giggle every time

Sam

Fuck Jill Stein, vote Claudia de la Cruz

DC

I'm not a green, and idk about Stein, but let it be known that Butch Ware is a real one ✊️

Oliver Crane

I just thought it was kind of silly to act astonished at how rehearsed Kamala’s answers were - like, that’s every major politician in a debate for decades, other than Trump. You try to rehearse a few lines that people might remember the next day, and have stock answers to pivot to no matter what the question is.

Zzz

😂

wolfgang

Can we skip “Glaze?” I evokes an image of bukake.

Hank

I've always found listening to slightly horroresque story narrators at 0.75x speed helps me nod off with no weird dreams. Something about their dulcit tones where they almost sound like their slurring their words just knocks me out

sne

liz have you seen moo deng the pygmy hippo yet she’s very cute

G

Do not come.

G

Cry harder liberal

Norbur

👯🤌

Norbur

The gourmand you idiots

Norbur

It was a PEDO podcast (anti)

aKg

Wow you really pwned me with that one G

Chris

I raised a fat ass turkey

katherine rodgers

Liz with the most sensical chaotic neutral solution to election that would also cause certain NYC folks to implode 💀

kallampero

The Broadway show Trump co-produced was called Paris is Out!

Randy Hendrickson

Nah. Nader's been bitching an whining about airline passengers and their rights, of all things for the last several years. Who the fuck cares? I like Stein. Nader has been good but not too impressed lately. I did like his ball size when he dared to posit an update on the death count in Gaza six months ago. Sounds like he was correct.

Josh

hildawg

Josh

stein at least has some juice this election

Cheddar

No mention of Kamala’s pro-gun remarks….AND no mention of Kanye 2024 during the “who should be on the ballot” bit. Smh

Louise

I was an adjunct at Howard teaching those required-to-graduate humanities courses and Kamala's wordy grammatically correct non-statement statements sound exactly like the essays written by the bourgie students who phoned it in all semester and then suddenly found their juice in the end with manipulations followed by verbal abuse because they "needed to graduate with a 4.0"

Sam de Waele

I can’t believe the political debate episode of the podcast hosted by Maoists isn’t serious

K H

Rhode Milk for anyone that looked this up. This show could make so much money running ads for random shit. I want my huhneys glazed in that milk.

K H

Hubbuhduba

K H

Rhode milk

K H

eepy udy

K H

How is that different?

K H

Presidents do have power if they aren't dickholes and are willing to burn up. Presidential immunity is also right there now. I know how I'd use it.

K H

How was the twitter files bs? Twitter was responding to government requests to censor people. We get it, you want to vote for KKKamala. No one else cares about that shit here.

aKg

And you’ve proved my point. Take another look at what actually transpired and why Tucker Carlson is the only person that really invested in that story. The claims were that the Biden campaign (not elected yet) had been given some preferential treatment while there was no evidence of such. Even Taibbi admitted this. Social media platforms get requests all the time to remove posts and when it aligns with their TOS they may follow suit. Woooow this must make me a lib

aKg

So I’m sure you’re up in arms about Ken Klippenstein getting suspended by Twitter for posting the JD Vance dossier right? Or is it just important when it’s Musk’s lackey Taibbi reporting the info Musk fed him?

Tony Baloney

When I was in uni (not Harvard) I was getting 80's and 90's on my essays and I thought I was some kind of preeminent writer. Fast forward 5 years and I pull up an old document that leads me to immediately throw up all over myself. Seconds later, I realize my vomit is more appealing than the trash juice I was handing in and I vomit again. Fast forward another five years and I'm revisiting the old puke. Fortunately, I had the foresight to preserve it and have discovered it actually tastes quite good. I lapped it up like my tenured professor did with my liberal nonsense. TLDR; save your secretions people!

Your Mum

Biggest bird I’ve ever seen is YOUR MOM. just joking. I saw a bunch of albatross which have the largest wingspan. I’ve also seen some fucked up big ass ostriches. And a Moa skeleton.

elizabethonline

Years later? We kinda got it. With the pigeon ep