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Hello fellow People and Persons !

We here at TrueAnon have a big announcement. We are launching a new tier which means new feature(s) are coming to a home computer and/or personal communication device near you.

It is called: THE CRACKPOT TIER (brace named it). The CRACKPOT TIER includes everything that you (presumably) already know and love from us aka our bonus episodes and discord access but it adds a little twist.

We are now going to be sending a weekly newsletter. Each week, one of us will take the reins and send you, frankly, god knows what but I am thinking it will be a mix of "musings", recommendations, readings, mindless thoughts, ramblings, ravings, hots and nots, maybe a manifesto or two .... and so on. Each week, one of us will don our shared smoking robe, sit our ass down in our shared leather chaise, and ponder the state of things, dictating the inner workings of our mind-grapes to our intern Mehmet who will typie typey it up on the ol' Olivetti and send it via carrier pigeon (Patreon) to your personal inbox.

Ah! you are thinking but there are three of you! and four weeks in a month! I love how clever our listeners are. Yes, there are only three of us and yet four weeks a month, how will we square this circle ... Each fourth week will feature a guest post from someone we think is worth reading which could be anyone from an actual published writer to a guy we heard screaming on the subway who, come to think of it, kind of made some points.

Anyway. We are launching today. You can sign up here. It is $7/month and you get the weekly newsletters + the bonus episodes + discord access. Does that make sense? I think so.

As Brace and Yung Chomsky always say, women and children first which means Liz will be publishing the first newsletter. It will be up shortly.

Ok that is all for now. I think? Yes.

Byeee

L+B+YC

Comments

the empty suit

surprised it’s not called the crackhead tier

Lizzie

(Brace named it)

Noah

I’m going to have to pick up an extra shift at the racism factory

Eric

Its a trail of tiers

Will Flocco

Ok I’ll do it but I’m not joining your freaky little discord

Nik

feels like chomsk is coming into his own lately. he used to only say like 6-7 words an ep now he is upwards of 15 easily.

Peter Boardman

I can’t read and don’t know what a discord is. Signed up.

shampooflasks

this will certainly be the downfall of trueanon.. also yr welcome for the mr. beast idea

fen

will it be posted or sent to email? i’m cracked out now

Watermane

I'm in that shit IMMEDIATELY

T K

Really want the video tier for the goon cave

Leyland

YC - Men’s health and style Liz - Beauty buzz Brace - Manifesto

rutjake

fuckin no brainer. substackify me captain.

Sam

Hm I want the newsletter but I’m afraid of being groomed on discord. I’ll have to think about it.

Tristan Bavol

Instantly turned crackpot tier lol

Jonas Weir

You can barely deliver the weekly episodes lmao … just focus on making good podcasts. You already make $100K a month

Alex S

It was a weekly newsletter

sam

first liz one better be for the GIRLS

Bill Vog

I want proof one of you is wearing a smoking jacket and smoking a wood pipe while writing this newsletter. Please and thank you. šŸ™

Shane Wilkinson

Gonna need photographical proof y'all are wearing smoking jackets

Mirana Ethreain

Liz... Brace.. Yung... i havent said any last names but yet! You are all thinking the same thing. We are all one big happy family :) thank you Chapo TrapHouse for another amazing year of podcasts i love you all <3

JimmyFenian

the discord is more of an entrapment thing. They are trying to catch groomers.

kmd

I'm gonna need y'all to start doing some video pods for the more visual episodes, like the mr beast ep from the other day

Hermit Hero

Great, now I gotta pay for a new tier and pay for a guy to read it out loud for me.

Alek

Subscribed, loved all the book recs from the previous newsletters (esp the wine one from Liz šŸ·) šŸ–¤šŸ–¤

Alek

I remember like one or two a little while ago, they should be back in the feed somewhere….

Jess šŸž

We really do need a Liz section on nutrition and skincare.

Alek

There is one called ā€œMay The Fourth Be With You (and also with you)ā€ and one called ā€œNo Ep Todayā€ They are very cute and got me started on Janet Malcom and all that ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„

Corey Butler

i kind of liked it when his voice was distant and off in the background, picked up on someone else's microphone - that's real producer energy

Peter Annee

So happy for more ways to give y’all money. Is there a way to upgrade? I have the annual subscription

LOAF

I think it starts next month but apples gonna start taking a 30% cut of subscription fees if you sign up on the phone app. Just in case go upgrade that sub on the computer so Brace, Liz, and YC get more money.

A

If it’s up then it’s stuck

Forrest Walker

boooo no more homework lets start a trueanon detective agency. I want a badge with liz and brace on it, that has all the authority of YC

K

I neeeeed girl stuff in the Liz newsletter. Liz what are the best seasonal snacks to prepare! How do you get your peonies to grow nicely! I’d go all in for a Liz as Martha Stewart type deal

Fidolith

Awooooga šŸ˜ hummina hummina hummina hummina hummina boink boink boink boink yaahooooooo

Matt Jolo

Where do I sign over my soul?

Ben Thelen

As a crackpot myself I'm feeling seen

Natasha Dexter

I can't anymore with this podcast inflation, this is worse than the grocery store. Quality has gone down across the left podcast board, I'm not paying more for this shit

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

"You already have an annual subscription to this creator, and can’t switch from annual to monthly payments." This is what I get for being a TrueStrumpet

Jawn Feddermang

I’m a little freaked out they figured out I can read.

Zoe

I read it as Crackpottier

Antipaganda

If you're on the fence, I just upgraded and it's already worth it.

TatsuMaki

Yall need MORE $? This is Brace’s doing. You can take your boy out the hood but can’t take the hood out your boy.

Bobby

I'll throw a couple of extra bucks your way because you asked so nicely but don't think you can force me to read anything

anna

i’ve waited my whole life for liz to send me recs

Victor Villegas

I’m still waiting for the Investigator tier

Shivvy

Im too broke for this but I need Liz to tell me which Procedures to get so I guess I better find some cash

A.S.

In this economy?

B P

Even though it has never happened, every time I get one of these posts to my email I am expecting horrible news.

Roland Thompson

Will those on already at the pedophile tier be receiving the newsletter as well? Asking for someone else

Dakota Hutchinson

Waiting for "Major Podcast Update* Where Brace proudly breaks his sobreity and goes back to Syria to be a digital nomad.

Antipaganda

Liz is the first writer. She's really damn good! This excerpt is about 3% of what she's written for us, it's one of several recommendations for other's work she makes partway through. And it's very sweet that she's willing to inflate Brace's ego in the name of pointing us to good stuff. "Brace Belden: LARP and Destroying the US Government, DoomscrollĀ  It's refreshing to listen to someone speak so plainly about their love of the world and for those who struggle to produce it and though I am loatheĀ to stroke his ego, I think it is something he is particularly good at. Brace has the highly sought after ability to speak with clarity and care, especially when it comes to how obvious certain truths about our world are."

Ryan Buckman

If i pay $10 a month can i get all of them except Liz’s?

bbkj

i need a tier where we force brace to game

Person

Only if you're confined to the land of the living. https://www.patreon.com/GhostStoriesForTheEnd?utm_campaign=creatorshare_fan Love TA too btw , GSEW is a different type of show. Probably the most in-depth, thoughly researched, and revealing parapolitics/organized crime podcast around. Narrator is an anonymous English Marxist named Matt with an incredible talent for research/sourcing, narration, and production/songwriting. It's a great deal and so much stuff presented that's been scrubbed from or never made it on the internet.

James

That exactly the kind of shit someone called Ryan 'Fuckman' would say.

TatsuMaki

I can give you that advice for free. Drink plenty of water. One gallon a day. Stay away from junk food and sugar. You don’t need more than a thimble of sugar a day, so put away those m&m’s. Eat PLENTY of green vegetables. Get in the gym and treat that body right! Use Lamer… Uhhhhh, what else…

Brian Ward

Some months have 5 weeks

Greg

lipstick alley links when

Vienna

Okk I'll contribute to your child support fund brace

Samwell Ganges

I still don't know how to get discord access 😤

Alex Gullen

Wait what, how much for mail order crack?

jrab

Wspaniały!!!

Jake Torrey

Did Brace do the math on this? There are 4.5 weeks in a 31 day month. What do we get on the extra half week?

Carrie H

Hey guys, I looked for the tip line # and was not able to find that, so i am hoping y’all see my note here. (Brace I know you don’t like Aliens…)but you guys are missing the boat on some really noteworthy news here!!! I mean there is some wild shit going on….Michael Shellenburgers (sorry if I butchered that spelling) reporting on ā€œIMMACULATE CONSTELLATIONā€ā€¦ 2 rounds of hearings set for the month of November, 1 of which is slated for the 13th, chaired by Nancy Mace…. and it has also come out that Richard DICK Cheney is apparently THE gatekeeper of the secrets around the UFO topic. I know this stuff is weird and fringe… but you guys embrace weird and fringe and that’s why I really like you! please give this topic its due! there is a thread that needs to be pulled on… ā¤ļø Thanks for being great!

Antipaganda

Heh. I gave you the worst part because you don't want to cough up. Nice try, thief!

Carrie H

he may not be into aliens… but Brace is definitely down with some Gayliens

gocka

My patreon sub is my alms, tithe and jizyah

Turlough Kelly

A 2010s-era group blog, in this era, in this economy, entirely localised within a Patreon tier? You better believe I'm paying for that shit.

Carl Miller

The Inner Richmond loves you. ā¤ļø would love to hear a discussion with you both and the majority report crew about modern issues.