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Episode 457: Tip Line #6 ft. John Early (Patreon)

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2025-05-09 13:25:58
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John Early joins us to for a classic call-in featuring tips about laxatives, adult baby diaper lovers, Jack Nicholson’s sensual sandwich habit, and more.

Discover more episodes at podcast.trueanon.com.

Call the tip line: (646) 801-1129

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Noah

Call me John, because I’m EARLY

Chris

Hey

JDF

Just a lil Friday morning tip nbd 🫶🏻

B

c

tip line ep for my bday aww you guysssss

Gumboot

ONE OF THE FIRST LETS GO LOVE Y’ALL

Peter Boardman

Just finished work. The sun is shining. Tip line episode drops 😍😍😍

Noah

More like 8th

Mango Bolsonaro

Brace needs to stop teasing us and record the definitive Adult Baby Diaper Lover episode already 💯

Anderson .Paakistan

“Please give us your name/ Jeffrey Epstein” 🔥🎶🕺🏾

Brent

Dock my pay 2 hours

c

hbd to us!

swervegriffin

Search party is the best show of the last 10 years

Brian Long

I love John Early so muchhhh. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

BeanCurd

omg I adore John Early. I can't wait to listen to this.

Natalie

dang it guys you weren't supposed to record this until I made something up to submit

swervegriffin

Lizzo banana incident didn’t stick because October 7th happened immediately after

Brigid Bowser

Omg John early!!!!! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

Greg

Sorry Mr early, but show some GODDAMN RESPECT to the late Kevin Conroy, who voiced Batman for 30 years and was loud and proud since at least the 2000s

John Lemieux

Oh so Tarantino does it and it’s absolute cinema but when Brace and Liz do it that’s not good?

Normiequeen

Oh wowwwwww this is a gift for me personallly

Marisa

I miss search party ever day

Blank

Only 15? Not even 20?

Ian

YES

ploob

You've always been the customer here sir

christian

also my birthday today hope you guys are having a good day too :)

Danica

I heard a story, I can’t remember where, but they also said Lizzo doesn’t tip. She gave someone nail stickers once instead of money.

Tim O'

Wait, Jack Nicholson is the new Pope?

Doug Cartel

I bet Bannon was like 'heh, get it? Get the joke? Jimmy Eat World? J.E.W.??' because his brain is rotten enough that that tickles him We should play The Middle when we're cremating him

swervegriffin

@liz brace and YC please make this episode free I’m telling all my mutual who haven’t listened to your show yet but love John early to check it out and i guarantee you will gain subscribers

elisha

“nobody cares about lesbians” but liz… we cared about you… :(

Philippe Duhart

One of the very few good things about being from Bakersfield is “Streets of Bakersfield” is a great hype-up song.

Dick Waglin

Last season was kinda too weird. But everything else damn solid tv.

swervegriffin

True season 4 was peak tho, also first season I’ve rewatched maybe 20 times

fried egg

there’s an early tom cruise story where he was filming a movie and said something like. “i’m so happy there’s no GAY PEOPLE on SET!”

Task Unit Boozer

I think Lizzo and other celebs walking out on tabs is more about entitlement. The establishment should be honored and grateful they were graced with their presence. If anything the bar should be tipping them. 😏

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

The first thing you do after shitting your pants on the podcast? Go for Brace's gun.

Tim O'

No, don't honor him with a good Jimmy Eat World song. Play Big Casino as the smell of a grease fire fills the room

Jon W

Just The Tip

Antipaganda

Brace: "It's old and tiny. You've been in it!" Same.

Inmybirkin

Related to people being bad at restaurants my mom worked at a SF diner in the late 80s and early 90s she always told the story that Billy Corgan was the rudest person she ever served. Tracy Chapman was her favorite famous customer.

Blank

Tip adjacent, I saw Chris Hayes a couple of days ago in prospect park walking his dog, alone in the rain and wearing purple PJs with dogs(?) on them

Blank

Agreed it spun off in a really bizarre direction, but love earlier seasons

Waffle Poet

Well, the Church snapped back.

Jon Spinillo

Folks, we love the tip line don’t we folks?

wormhole

solidarity with tip screen confusion

Doug Cartel

Shame is a tool of soft power in any society, but people can't cope with shame in the US because we are all left alone to figure out how to deal with it, there are no more social forces to guide you in how to deal with shame because of hyper individualization. That's my take anyways

NewTooshFatoosh

Instantly just became a John Early superfan

cc

Can’t decide if Ritchie Torres is a CIA asset or just the CIA itself reified as a person

Kujo

my office has those fancy type of elevators. i hate it bc like what if i get to my floor, but the killer was there and all i can do is close the door? there's no button to take me to another floor? or something? idfk seems like endless scenarios which make the system a bad idea

Sarah Beukelman

Earnest agreement with the walking advice. It's soooooo good for your back.

Peanut Horse

“I’ve had multiple back surgeries” “WHAT” “Cosmetic”

kaicycle

Yall need to collab with seeking derangements on one of these

Liam Farley

Love Lena Dunham's work but she did say the N word to Donald Glover

Liam Farley

Or in front of him moreso

Noah McClellan

Tip lines should always release on Fridays.

Liam Farley

Calling it a tip line then getting surprised when people always tell you about tipping

j

please have kate berlant on a future tip line episode, at least 5 of us would greatly enjoy it

Antipaganda

Brace, did Richie Torres block you because you hooked up with his mum?

Egg B

Next time the call in should just be an advice show. Brace, what gun should I buy?

Adam B

My mom did sports radio in the early 90s and said Robert parish was really rude

Julia

clocking in as member 2/5

Dino Zaccagna

The Liz tipping culture take is the greatest take to ever come across this show.

nick b

They calling him Bisexual Br*ce B*ld*n

christian

severance is really great and apple tv plus does it dirty

Tim Keen

I just got coffee in Montreal and the tipping options have been removed by law!!!! You must choose your own

Woke Grok

These overbuilt elevators are so fucking stupid, just adding another point of failure to systems that already have plenty.

Brian Long

Love the advice of walking. Walk!

Brigid Bowser

I love how part of this is just B&L and John sharing their own gossip to each other

nick b

Sandra Lee is a chef like Michael Jordan is a baseball player, look up the Kwanza cake video or the holiday cocktails

Antipaganda

John Early is a wonderful guest. Enjoyed every moment.

Antipaganda

They're eating the tips, they're eating the lines that are in there.

Antipaganda

Really? I love that. Had no idea.

Demented Avenger

Alright, the description of Andrew Cuomo having sex needs to have a trigger warning, because that image is gonna fuck me up for a long time

Degrassi Knoll

Loved him since Search Party. Cute mystery show with Maebe from Arrested Development

Mood Slut

Yes! Walking everywhere! It’s so good for your body and soul

Jime Time

“Diaped up” is just, 🙌🏽👌👏🏽

ems

Comforting to know we are all under the same moon (watching The Rehearsal on Sunday nights) 🥰 💝

K8

3/5… maybe even kate and jaq

Carolyn

John is delightful

Mood Slut

I need more Tip Line. This is my version of my dad putting on talk radio in the morning before work. But my version, I’m in my late 30s, I live alone, my skin looks amazing, there is no child, I go for a walk to get a coffee and admire the world / gently align my ass with my spine before I settle into a long hard day of making content that may make me rich enough to become True Anon’s most generous benefactor. I need a Tip Line every week. The world is vast and we must harvest its dirty, dirty secrets

Null_null

No joke “Bleed American” is my pump up song.

Maya Sarder

Cuomosexual best most under appreciated joke of the episode

OG Cracker Barrel

Wasted and drunkenly walking out on your tab is an automatic 20% to the bar, so the house wins on that one. I still have to come back for my card.

Jime Time

I would definitely watch Trading Braces. But it could also be a weird orthodontic themed show… 🤔

Sam

It sounds like Thiel is aspiring to become the Antichrist before someone else does.

Rangifer Tarandus

This was a very fun episode, I love when you guys just gab about what-evah and John Early was a treat, thanks TA!!

j

formally amending my statement to request a poog/true anon crossover ep to discuss wellness culture

Blank

Meghan Markle making bath salts for her guest except it’s the drug and she’s cooking it with Martha Stewart-style dialogue

adam22

lizzo coordinated oct7 w hamas to distract from the bananas

Sean Enright

Keith Olbermann called Vitter “Diaper Man David Vitter” for years and years.

Zhou Biden

Married with children mentioned

sappho.io

Liz i care about lesbians

Jess 🐞

Guys this has been the most charming and wholesome little hangout that made me smile many times. I hope it was as much fun to record as it was to listen to.

.

Andrew Cuomo looks like the villain (Dorian) from Jim Carrey’s the Mask when he puts on the mask at the end of the movie.

ResilientBastard

Knowing that my 68 year old dad listens to Eminem or DMX before he plays old man basketball, I totally believe the Bannon story.

Alex

I tip 20% for everything even the fucking fancy grocery store that for whatever reason has a tip screen because I’m a SUCKER

demisays

pirated severance 🙏

LilBigBoy

I sat at a table in Breckenridge Colorado next to John Early in summer 2022 and had to Google the I think You Should Leave sketch to make sure it was him

D

Sorry you all are crazy. Scallops are fantastic for breakfast (and any other time of the day, as a main, side or nibble). If you think they are too rich or decadent or whatever then you are eating them wrong. What I'm saying is: on the matter of scallops, y'all. need. to. do. better.

nina

hot tip u can download audio from patreon

Mango Bolsonaro

Is there any proof of Stavros and Rachel Sennott dating, there is like 0 photographical evidence of this being a thing that happened

Lars

Wait. People don't whack it while eating Italian Subs? 😦

ResilientBastard

Ritchie Torres has complained about being shunned on Grindr for being a Zionist

Gummy

I love John Early his HBO special is really funny. Please have Kate Berlant on ✌️💜✌️

Zzz

Walking is underrated. Big ups to walkable cities

Kelley

Guys can we get ONE episode where Brace isn’t talking about diapers? Can someone get this man under control? Maybe a sort of responsible, competent adult, like a dada perhaps?

Kelley

Ok but how we gonna doxx your baby if you have no baby

Rob

Great ep

DW Mault

Thank you Liz for shouting out Nanni Moretti’s Habemus Papam. Been telling everyone this week to watch it rather than Conclave. 👏👏👏

Spence Lee

Is there a membership tier where we can get all the bleeped content? I might pay a lot for that.

Matt Jolo

Always be prepared to shit your pants

pulled a muscle yearning

The idea of Liz buying me cool pants from a thrift store is such a sweet gesture! Liz I have lots of internalized shame and welcome the pants, dm for address ❤️

Mood Slut

Therein lies the rub

danny

Heel, boy

Tim O'

Giving Liz a talkative gay man to co-host and talk tea with? Inspired.

Carlos Zambrano

Liz needs way more gays on mic cuz she and John were L I V I N G

Chapo Bath House

When I was severely depressed I would listen to Gasolina like 5 times in a row on the bus to work

Joseph

i love when gay people are funny😍

Michael S. Judge

I believe the ravioli story and I direct you to the "fish counters in several upscale grocery stores" story

Chapo Bath House

I'm surprised the fish allegations haven't come up before

she's all rat

No tipping on things where I'm asked to pay before I get the thing. That's crazy! Tipping is for somebody giving you service/treatment - haircuts, restaurants, massage, taxis. That's the way it was pre covid and that's what I'm sticking to!

R. Rafferty

Does Christ getting crucified not count as his cancellation?

Chapo Bath House

The cool thing about aging is that your nose keeps getting bigger 🤙

Michael S. Judge

I believe the Jack Nicholson thing too because he's eaten so many sandwiches and busted so many nuts in his life that he probably reached the synthesis a long time ago

Dan Mistak

Honestly, Trading Braces™️ deserved more.

SHANOV23

Had to pause this ep to stick on BLEED AMERICAN

SHANOV23

Also Sweetness is a way better hype song imo

The Fine Art Revolution

counter point: tipping culture has become ridiculous and i don't fault any regular person for not doing it anymore. Increased prices, along with higher expected tip percentages, combined with tipping in places we never were expected to tip, is causing many people to say "fuck it" no more tips. If prices are increasing then the tips also increase naturally, so why is 20% the new 10%? Pay your employees a living wage.

Null_null

Not tipping is not some sort of revolutionary act. The conditions are what they are. You don’t stiff service workers because of that. The show clearly outlined situations where tipping isn’t necessary or required. Not arguing you should be tipping everyone on the planet.

The Fine Art Revolution

I’m not claiming not tipping is a revolutionary act of any sort, simply outlining why regular people have tipping fatigue, and why the current trend is unsustainable. Tipping is very much a social contract in american culture and that understanding has been radically altered post-covid.

Tranche Devereaux

Word! But “Nobody cares about lesbians” - Liz 🤣 As a lez I try to be funny but the cultural deck is stacked against me

Will

Neil Patrick Harris voices the Flash In The New Frontier movie

Tranche Devereaux

There are like 20 songs called Gasoline on Spotify… my faves are Britney S, Daddy Yankee and Noizu (that last one very subtly rhymes gasolina with cocaina 🤣)

Tranche Devereaux

And Don’t fly too close the the sun trying to push out a fart

Richard Cochnar

John is such a fun guest. Should be a permanent guest for tip line eps.

Tranche Devereaux

But it’s a matter of life n death to get a “Hard Sear” on them scallops. Learned this on Top Chef

Tranche Devereaux

Omg lesbians have entered the chat and my heart. Loved the ep but John coming out of the gate saying only a gay man should qualify as first gay super hero, followed by Liz saying “nobody cares about lesbians” 🤨… But I’ve built a protective callous around my lez snowflakeness that works with TrueAnon only

Tim O'

The Nicholson thing is funny because it's reminiscent of the ghost getting a blowjob from a guy in a bear suit at the end of The Shining

Tranche Devereaux

Need a YouTube series featuring hung over people straggling back to the bar at 1pm Sunday for their forgotten cards

Tranche Devereaux

Wow your mom sounds like a pioneer in that space 🫡 Not being sarcastic

Tranche Devereaux

Here’s something truly original and not overdone at all: tip jar with sign “Just the Tip”

Michael S. Judge

Yeah "anal-retentive" as a serious (I think) idea comes from Freud's concept of child socialization and the concordant change in the primary locus of desire or control. The anal period is when you have to learn not to do something as elemental as shitting until the right time, even though you really need to shit, and Freud's diagnosis of anal retention in adults refers to people who were somehow compromised or forced into regression during that period of childhood development, so they never learned to stop trying to control everything and everyone around them with their newly-discovered powers of deciding, rather than doing whatever they feel in the moment they feel it. Basically in Freud you start with the mouth, which is the locus of the hungry baby who wants to eat everything and doesn't really know it's an individual being in a world of individuals yet, it just conceives of the world as a big machine to keep it fed and warm; and then there's the damn butthole, where control (and thus also sadomasochism, as you could probably infer) becomes the central force; and then, if you do it "right," you're a Fully Socialized Man and the locus of desire becomes your dick, for having Appropriate Sex with Appropriate Women at Appropriate Times. Which, well, you know, it didn't really, I guess, you get it.

Tranche Devereaux

Omg I never realized the abbreviation for that iconic band - JEW. Dog whistle? My hype song is “Killing in the Name Of” and fast forward to “F You I won’t do what you tell me!” When my boss tells me to turn on my camera on the Teams meeting

Squid

Wtf I fucking love you John early

Ray

"down with the king" would be my hype up song

Tranche Devereaux

As a 48 year old mom, I Loved the 30 year old dude caller! Baby boy, I got a suit at Indochino and it was a fun faux bespoke experience

Lulu

European in the USA here - tips are ridiculous over-the-top bullshit and people don't even say thank you. HATE it. And tipping at a bar is unheard of overseas!

Chapo Bath House

It was Gasolina, I'm an android truther because I swear I overrode that auto correct!

Tranche Devereaux

Anybody else skeptical about “100% of tips go to employees?” At an all-inclusive resort in Mexico I was Tipped off by a worker that management took a cut of tips indicated when you sign for your tab. At the local USA coffee shop there must be some grubby management paws in the Clover/Square/Toast tip jar. I always try to tip in cash… especially for Lyft, hair cuts and other bigger ticket items. The tipees seem to appreciate this. It’s also tax free. Not sure if Trump made good on No Tax on Tips 🤔

sofia

omg please tell john he was AMAZING in stress positions i was cryinggg

CJ

At this stage it's more like when Brace says "I'm imagining..." then you must trigger warning yourself / hope you're strong enough for whatever comes after...

CJ

Glock 17 no notes. I hope Brace would agree

CJ

I swear Lizzo is actually mental... In a bad way...

momrom

100%

Pedro

Back in like 2014-15 I would listen to Bannon’s Sirius XM show (out of a weird, dark fascination) and I can confirm they played that Jimmy Eat World song as a bumper A LOT. It was totally incongruous with the subject matter and I always wondered who was pushing it. Never occurred to me it was Bannon.

Tarab_ish

The beta blockers thing is so real, it's a huge largely unspoken thing in the classical music world for one (the doc who wrote my prescription called it the opera singer drug). Propranolol (the generic) stopped my hands from shaking when performing with no mental effect, it's pretty great stuff

Marcus

ABdlr is a store in Englewood Colorado and it is open.

Jim Veil

First gay superhero may be Kevin Conroy (Batman The Animated Series), but I'm not sure he was out when the show was on.

Jeremy

My work (hospital so the average patron obviously is 60) has the iPad elevators and I have to explain to a confused person how to use it every other time I get on and usually they still dont get it

John

John Early is so wonderful and charming, it’s so wonderful hearing you all hang together

G

Love the Franklin village shoutout

Regina

As a barista, even if you’re getting your beans ground at the shop, don’t tip on the beans unless you really want to! Our tip culture is making people tip so much less these days and im like pls only tip when you know it’s normal not in a situation where you wouldn’t have tipped like 5-10 years ago !

Marcus

"Prehistoric build" is one of the nastiest insults I've ever heard.

NYCM&AHole

If you’re ordering surf and turf, the lobster is shelled.

NYCM&AHole

Lizzo used to tip if you pushed her at enough of a point and change her center of gravity

Kevin C

Yeah brace is right. The Bannon daughter is very homely

Tim O'

"The Bannon daughter is very homely" sounds like it's from Pride and Prejudice

NEEMS

theres a clip of hamas spokespeople saying "one of the odd things israelis do is wear diapers... you know as in pampers" in the past couple years.

Virgil918

The doc who wrote my prescription (for my anxiety at the beginning of the pandemic) says he normally prescribes it for “actors and rockstars who get stage fright”

AshLV

Brace, known for randomly calling people, hating people who randomly call him.

gtate

well actually 🤓☝️ the guy who voices batman in the original animated series was gay and came out in 2016 (kevin conroy)

B

not tipping is antisocial loser behavior

Noah

I need Kate berlant on the tip line

Cortni

Petition to have John on more often!

Natty

I just opened grinder and saw a diped up profile

Jack Wagner

we need more gay queening out plzzzzz this is ecstatic

Areti

Re: random shower interview/Q&A time, I do this too!! Not an actor though just autistic

chronye

brace is too real for jimmy eat world being a ska band.. they totally crossed over

Allen

This is a great ep! Early stuns in new pod

jrab

I love him… have Kate Berlant on next!!

A

so much relief throughout that adam friedland was not speaking

Gallo Altanero

Surgeons take beta blockers all the time. And stage performers as mentioned early

Gallo Altanero

Was swooped into the banana bar. I know exactly where Lizzie went. My friend got called “Last Bite Dave.” As you can imagine why. For the rest of the school year. I just got a picture drawn by a person using a certain body part. All kind people just know what you are getting into if you decide to go. US Army guys on vacation told me Thailand has a much more extreme version of this. You don’t need the details. I didn’t want the details.

Jonah

Why is it called "tipping culture"? I mean, there's a culture around it, that pressure you feel when dining, but it's a system for small business owners to not pay "full" wages, and in america it was to avoid paying black people.

Gallo Altanero

Mischa Barton in peak OC days was doing a Keds ad at UCB and was super stressed (I don’t know why I was singled out) “can you get me something to smoke.” I don’t smoke but it is also Berkeley and smoked down by the creek. She is rad.

Austin Williams

Harry Dean Stanton did indeed get nude at Jack's place.

buttface

Felt the same

buttface

Thought I wouldn't like this based on the last tip line guest, but John was actually funny

buttface

Cranking hog is not a real hobby

Nicco

Theda and Macy talked about Carlos Acutis on Nymphowars last year and it was one of their funniest tangents of 2024

Ciara

someone please tell liz the broad city renaissance already happened

Wilian Moreira

Hilarious how the Skrewdriver joke went over everyone's head, good one Brace

Natalie

The adhd med + beta blocker thing is so real. A state of perfect equilibrium that I harness to accomplish tasks of great complexity, like reading my emails

Liam Farley

Can you please clip and subtitle the cuomo story so it's easy to share on social media lmao

elisha

contrary to popular belief, all lesbians don’t know each other. also you don’t know her so weird question to ask anyways

Joe Hillside

I mean to be fair think of how big that tab is, it belongs to Lizzo. The wealth comes from not buying vast amounts of food and drink. Also I heard that Lena Dunham tidbit about abusing her sister on an episode of cumtown

Sybian Musk

Not having Adam back on an episode that features so much shitting your pants as an adult talk is absolutely criminal.

FT-Jan

Never thought i’d see john early on this kind of pod

monsara deliciosa

I love john early sm. If yall havent watched his comedy special on hbo, do it. “Ask app not to track” nearly killed me. Also search party is amazing.

Emily

As an OCD haver, I really appreciate Liz’s offer to go thrift me some pants. For what it’s worth, people whose OCD centres around being cancelled would probably have other obsessions about morality if cancel culture wasn’t a thing.

Ana

I respect Kissinger's game so much. Jewish boy scammed his way to the top by pretending to be some foreign expert with a fake accent and then ate lobster with every meal for 50 years. Was he evil? Yes. Did he at least *live* a little with his filthy lucre? Hell yeah. Compare to these younger losers like low-carb Obama or "eats fast food for every meal" Fetterman. Kissinger at least knew how to relish his privilege.

Cale

That’s John early?! He’s great!

Zac

I love the idea of judging these rich and powerful men primarily by their diets, now you're truly gourmand-maxxing

Zac

people were unironically calling themselves that during the pandemic

Zac

there is no child. no hay nino.

claire

All my nice friends, together

Chapo Bath House

The one thing I respect Fetterman for is his commitment to looking like shit, eating like shit, and probably smelling like shit. I want the rest of Congress to have experience of sitting next to a Fetterman type for an hour on the bus to work

Alex

Probably a hot take but maybe no more guests on tip line episodes? I feel like they distract from getting through the tips.

Alex

Not tipping is almost always from a sense of entitlement

Orbus Terrarum

please bite the bullet and do the abdl episode already, brace clearly needs to get it out of his system

NYCM&AHole

To be fair all the old people in Congress are shittin themselves anyways so I’m pretty sure he’s nowhere near the worst offender

MirrorOooMirror

Pretty much, in that the original forms of both genres were great, and then really cool white guys decided to do it and the results ranged from really embarrassing to really awful.

Simon Maraya

She's not saying that it's right or good :(

Zack Blair

not on its own, but the hog+hoagie combination moves us into hobby territory

Adam Wright

i honestly like it, they’re gossip epis anyways so why not take awhile and have fun with it. i really like john on this one

Areti

So real

Lulu

Very good Duchess analysis here.

Mood Slut

I remember when people were self labeling as cuomosexuals, it was dark

Nick

My kids love Big City Greens, John!

K H

First. Liz always tipping 20 or 30% is powerful as fuck. Secuntly I have thought about getting an assistant, mostly because I hate paying bills, making appointments, filling out forms etc. This would realistically save me only like 1 hour a week, but that stuff is so boring it will just never get done. Like sometimes you have to learn how to make the appointment or whatever and I just can't be bothered. I haven't paid my medical bills for a while for this reason. After insurance pays it they come at you for more and I don't know how and can't really be bothered. That is money that could be buying cigs and zyn for Luigi.

Russell Glover

I wish John Early was on every episode

GOOBER

LET LIZ FINISH HER THOUGHTS ON BEIBER

Chapo Bath House

Jack with a hoagie on a yacht is my favourite cryptid

Shoshamabinladen

yea can we do an advice episode plz i’ve got questions

Nosreffej

On the interior design tip.. has anyone read 'All Fours' by Miranda July?

Nosreffej

Random: Has anyone watched Babysitter (2022) Directed by Monia Chokri Written by Catherine Leger Brilliant.

badabing23

Would love the khasshoggi x Paris Hilton print avail on a cut off. God forbid a podcast listener catch a vibe

Anna K

I also weirdly know way too much about the adult baby store - it was called Tykables and I don’t think it lasted very long lol

Anna K

Also, unexpected boots & braces drop

crisis thespian

my opinion of yung chomsky changed significantly when he said jimmy eat world is emo

Trotter Brockett

How do we fall this number outside of the US?

Red Scare Spice

I can’t believe Steve Bannon’s hype song was MY breakup song after my first serious relationship ended

Mitch

They should’ve waited till post conclave to do this ep

buttface

nah, he unironically sucks and is not funny or talented. John was a way better guest without even trying.

buttface

I don't think so

buttface

Yes it is, people depend on tips to survive whether you like it or not.

buttface

Stop commenting

Laura

The vanity fair January cover story was about Harry and Meghan’s content ventures and how they had no good ideas. I think one assistant even said that Harry has “no inner life”. It was very funny/sad lol. But the last time they had a royal cover story (about Kate disappearing) it read like the most PR boring no gossip no detail article ever, so I’m sure that VF is in with the will/Kate royals and has reason to make Harry and Meghan look bad. I’m not much of a royal watcher but that was my gut feeling based on the difference in those two cover stories. Still I believe that Harry and Meghan have no creativity

SF

So nice to hear Liz likes Nanni Moretti. I have a real soft spot for him. Caro Diario and Aprile of course but also stuff like Bianca.

Bobby Sandman

“Simma downnah, to quote Cheri Oteri” Give John the third chair please

phoebe L

Yes excellent read

Lorean Martin

Great guest. Please have him on again.

Ronin Fredricson

John Early is a pretty good televangelist name

toadman

Which one of yall updated John's wikipedia lol "John Early (born January 21, 1988) is an American comedian and the first openly gay actor to play a superhero in a major comic book based movie."

Victoria

As someone with frequent ruminations around the fear of getting canceled *and* a habit of spontaneously explaining my unbigotry to imaginary people in the shower, I feel incredibly seen held cherished 🌞

Kelby

I don't think taking advil or ibuprofen after drinking alcohol is good advice 🥴

Jordan

any other native descendants have a prominent Mexican / Native American nose? I get that the Jewish nose is quite popular and gets most of the attention, but as a white skinned Mexican I’ve always been mistaken as Jewish constantly (probably because of my quintessential cuauhtemoc nose). I may take advantage of the benefits as brace suggests.

Isabelle

I'd trade Braces

Jordan

brace needs to accept his new community

Victoria

Also Fetterman just keeps expanding his body horror profile. The primordial, animal terror that his body evokes now paired with the subtler, creeping disquiet that comes with recognizing a damaged brain in action

M. Tetlinger

disappointed my timothy chalamet tip continues to not be used ❤️‍🩹

Karl from the Simpsons

I love John early so much. Him playing one of Jenna’s egg donor babies on 30 rock and his “corner of the sky” audition in wet hot American summer were SHOW STEALERS

Kevin

Whoever loves John Early enough to edit his wikipedia page must be a Trueanon listener because yesterday wikipedia was updated to reflect "John Early is... the first gay actor to play a superhero in a major comic book based movie. "

Throw Away

I’m going to Jewish Heaven lmao

Carp

Playing Jenna Maroney's son is perhaps the highest honour a gay man can receive so congratulations mr Early!

K H

Biden tried to stop ghost guns to make us vulnerable to ghost invasion.

B

I love this show was a chaser for the abuse Liz suffered from Brace and Adam last tip line lol love John

Alaina Nuvola

Listening to this while trying to potty train my toddler now I’m scared I’m gunna fuck him up!!!

Johan Gambolputty

“I’ve had numerous back surgeries… cosmetically.” John Early is an all timer.

Natalie

Here’s a little tip. Celebrities count getting to interact with them as gratuity

Brigid Bowser

I neeeeed the Meghan Markle bleeped out podcast tea 😂

No1BASICCHANNELFAN

This episode is such a banger, wow. Thank you for regaling us with your lovely tales Mr. Early sir! 🫡

Matelda

When i found out that Muslims also have an anti-christ prophecy, i started thinking it might be real

Alex

I do think John flowed better

Elizabeth

John Early is an amazing guest, please have him back for more tip line/markle/literally anything

A Loon

Coconut water!

No1BASICCHANNELFAN

I sold designer Italian made suits for 5 years and YC’s suit advice is sound

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

I'm 40 minutes in, but this guest fuckin rules, great chemistry all around 💎

K

Regarding thiel: How much you wanna bet ol Petey boy has a messiah complex and what he is imagining is that HE is gonna be the antichrist at the head of a one world surveillance state. Like bible bashers that preach against sexual perversion during the day and that gets them off even more when they are dressing in satanic goat outfits to do sexual abuse at night. Kinda somewhere between a dog whistle, secret society sign and jus plain old telling on yourself

Zac

Add a +1 before the area code. US Country Code is 1 bc we're #1

Christopher Price

last year Marcus Rashford came to my old job. I was off work that day but my buddy was tending bar. He asked for ID and also a credit card for the tab. He wasn't carrying anything but one of his buddies was carrying his passport and card. I didn't hear about whether he tipped, but I also wonder if he actually signed his name to a receipt or even ever saw it.

Christopher Price

also i wonder how much of assistant culture comes from the fact that athletes/actors/musicians are basically always wear some sort of uniform, whether it's an actual team kit or a costume or an item that comes from an endorsement and there's someone at Manchester United/Disney/Adidas/Chanel that's doing all the care and cleaning for you, and that so little of their downtime is actual free time and how they have so little control over their lives.

The Marvelous Meredith Marks

it is very clear they have no creativity or talent. fully aligned with liz. long-time hater, need to keep seeing her flail and her justifications for it😭

ckoehler31

Brace come hang out with me in beautiful Peoria Illinois

Gallo Altanero

Due to HIPPA violations can’t reveal much but I got some strange shit. And my job.

Noelle

More gossip more gossip

Alexander

You can learn a lot about who edits Wikipedia by looking at the page history tab. Most of the major contributors tend to be anal retentive and autistic. I recommend looking at user pages, there's a lot that goes on behind the scenes

uleg0

YC do you rock with into it over it?

Jeanelle 💙

@15:25 my god thank you so much, I've noticed recently that I do this too and it made me feel nuts. Like, why do I find myself unconsciously drifting into anger toward some random person and getting upset over something someone hasn't even said to me. Trying to stop myself when I notice it lmao

patron pal

1:15:00 everything's going to be OK? 🥺

Sam Krider

Really need yall to do an episode on thiel's antichrist complex

Ani Dani

I think it’s weird that Liz hates Megan that much and it comes off as jealously.

Cameron

I love John

mimi

Now Kate Berlant on plss 🙏

BeanCurd

I tried watching the Meghan Markle show after listening to this ep and it was so uncomfortable I couldn't do it

Quinn Johnson

Waiters actually suck super hard. Never met one that wasn’t a total brat.

will michel

you might wanna look inward for this one

Quinn Johnson

They always be overwhelmed about their table ordering a refill and shit and then they complain they only got $80 in tips. More than a real worker makes in a day so why are they special?

emily

🗣️ Breakfast surf and turf sounds good

Micheline

Is this an Obama sister?

Arno Noack

Trump is the Antichrist the Mark is the red hat

Katie

This was a a delight. Make John Early a tip line episode regular!

Moan_Cumsky

You guys could do trading Bwaces where Brace gets to be a baby with a family for a day and Liz and Young Chomsky gets to have a baby on the show.

Jolene

As a former cashier, I always thought anyone who tipped me was a kind fool

Francesca Reinhardt

Now I want to find the film w John and Salma Hayek; and I don't even watch films 💗💗

charlie.com

the analysis at the end about megan markle's show was genuinely like my favorite part more liz media criticism I BEG

Ani Dani

That’s fair. I just haven’t heard her hate on Kate nearly as much on episodes that talked about Middleton. I hate royalty as much as the next person but Megan dealt with a lot of classicism and racism and it’s hard to hear Liz, a private school educated woman, bash her.

Paul Brewer

Take a multivitamin and maybe a little extra zinc

Brennan

liz never heard about the popes before john paul😭mfs made francis look like hitler

Kern Mailer

Jimmy Eat World + Steve Bannon = BLEED AMERICAN

Ellen Ioanes

I am only listening to tip lines with John Early from here on out

Tony Baloney

John was an excellent guest for the tip line episode, he's great!

bruce

insane to try to make this a class angle

Brigid Bowser

This is my comfort episode I listen to on repeat when I just want to chill. My 4 favs!!!!

Jordann

I know this comment is kind of old now but I’m 1/2 native and have the large Native American nose and have been asked if I’m Jewish an absurd number of times. I’ve always wondered if other indigenous people have also had this happen!

Jordan

So much! I’m anti semitic now! 😭

Natalie

Please have John back this was so funny. Also didnt expect such a sweet sentiment from Liz re: diaper lover psychology

Ryan Coleman

Come back to this one on a monthly basis. John is the best tip line guest so far and it's not even close

Ava

coming back to this bc it’s my comfort ep and i have to say THANK YOU BRACE for introducing me to beta blockers!! i have a job where im forced into public speaking often despite fucking hating it and after hearing this ep the first time i Talked To My Doctor About Propranalol and my life is forever changed 🙏

mark muoio

Revisiting this episode after watching Search Party - great episode

mark muoio

“Why are you handling the feet like that?”

Shyan Khan

the bleeped out name is elizabeth moss, she’s a scientologist + brace’s jon hamm mention confirmed it