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A medical-scientific-criminology episode that briefly discusses a recent crime and some various personal problems of Elon Musk; plus, some bombshell rumors.

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Zach Young

First to see the truth

Noah

Get in my belly!!!!

Matt Jolo

Thank you just in time for the morning commute, which I otherwise hate.

Scout

"from the AIRPORT" liz is so funny

Dino Zaccagna

Fastest "pause" in an episode ever.

John Lemieux

I think there are a lot of TSA Trueanon fans. I just flew yesterday and had my Trueanon “gun inside” tote bag and every single agent at the checkpoint was asking me about it.

Shan

Is the escalator constantly running classic style or does he have to switch it on and off each use?

Erik

Like the playing card thing, once you start looking for those little plastic flossers on the ground they are EVERYWHERE

Horse

IM DRINKIN PAPPY

Horse

Whiskey guys know that's all you can drink mancow especially

Egg B

No shock that a tsa agent listens to TrueAnon.

Scout

naw south america for sure. shes eatin feijoas in the herd

CJ

Brace did well to not spit his drink after Liz's shocking opening statement

ploob

His Wife's Crazy Anus great book title right there

CJ

Escalators are scientifically proven to help keep your weight up

NYCM&AHole

Narc Andresson needs to get awayy (cue coneheads tainted love scene)

Adam B

YC you should go on Brian Quimby’s guys podcast

Richard Cochnar

A tip that blew Liz’s back out. Kind of like a Katamari Damacy.

NYCM&AHole

Just when I thought soho was becoming too commercial…

Maggie

Let me try this is in a south african accent. ITS NAUT LAIK I AGRAY WITH

drewb

Escalators - when you want stairs that need a mechanic

NYCM&AHole

Liz what if my opinion on whiskey is that it’s good?

ee

A mule is when the mother is a horse and the dad is a donkey but a hinny is when the mother is a donkey and dad is a horse. They’re smaller than mules and not as useful but they’re very cute

Austin Williams

Pappy Van Winkle, Bulleit, Kentucky legislature cobtracting crackhead crypto guys. Yep, it's a Kentucky episode.

Matt Pierce

Musk confirmed Rice President

kain

i want to carve mark andreessen’s head into the original DOGE logo like an ice sculpture

Mackenzie VZ

Liz, as a notorious Real Housewives fan I’m surprised you didn’t mention the alleged Bravo/RH connections to the NYC crypto kidnapping

ResilientBastard

Ok but what kind of escalator are we working with, Otis? Schindler? Or perhaps Finnish KONE? The TrueAnon escalator spotting community wants to know.

absoluteboi

liz just gets stronger with every episode

Ant koz

Brace you oughta make Marc andreesen a character in your Israeli fuck novel. Perhaps he pays for a replica (fuck)bot of a certain sexy South African grandmother/public figure who becomes the love interest….

drewb

Beatoobie Sas

Smella

hate to say that i would buy a “50% genius 50% baby”cropped t shirt

Michael S. Judge

Donkey is top 10 animal, no contest, including the extinct ones

Austin Williams

Oh shit Mr. Chainsaw did Duke TIP the year before me. Never tell your hick kids they're smart. Make them sleep in the barn and eat hay.

Rodigan

Pappy mentioned

AL

My back hurts too, Liz

absoluteboi

humanoids as factory workers is the dumbest possible fucking form factor for automated shops. for assembly tasks all you need is a robotic arm with the range of motion and specialized interface for the given task? like the optimus demo for pouring a glass of beer was the most overproduced shit ever. the same could have been accomplished with an automated tap and a small conveyor belt. this is going to be even stupider than ai.

ResilientBastard

Brace especially you might dig James Boggs’ American Revolution - he talks a lot about automation way back in 1963

Jake

Arf Arf Awooo🐶👅

Chris

Liz’s playing card comment sex and the city reference?

Luisa

Need a seeking derangements x true anon crossover ep on microbully breeding

Rodigan

They want to use our "digital twin" to train the robots. We won't be needed past a certain point.

Hardcore Virgin

1. They’re cookin’ up crazy dogs in Korea?? 2. It is much scarier to get tortured by a man with a small penis.

ResilientBastard

Low earth orbit vodka ice cube manufacturing

j

i love architectural criticism

Clean Shirt Piggie

Getting 4 step escalator for my 70s Cali split-level home

wormhole

the thing at Target

MCL

Marc has an escalator because he could fall down the stairs and break his crown and all his horses and men could never put him together again

Zoe

This made me have to pee like 3 times

E G Christmas

on the nyt & elon’s pill box, missed opportunity to say “dox that box.” otherwise great ep.

Alex Kozak

It’s called a ketamine doula

NYCM&AHole

Elon Musk’s pee is stored in the balls

Quinn

I think Alex Karp should be [REDACTED] and Peter Thiel needs not be such a little bitch.

Quinn

Also, didn’t know exactly what Palantir was until last year when I saw it had a stock ticker. My friend told me about it back in college in 2019/2020, he was pro-Peter Thiel for investments. What a wild growth of 5 years into what I know it to be now.

delle_chiaie

serious question, should I shoot my litter robot

Connor Mc.

Transgender seal of approval

Tooffixer

Cannot believe they don’t know Buddha isn’t the fat laughing one he’s the skinny serene one

Abiham

I also encountered a bunch of Orthodox Jews on a fight to Australia in a fairly similar year and saw one of the mothers take off her wig for a baby in the bassinet to cuddle with. Also ordered red wine. No ambien though.

weelee

I'd bet Marc has a Wesley Willis-style bump on the top of that thang

Amelia

I think about those Kamala t shirts often

Richard Cochnar

I’m beginning to think this Musk fella might not be so bright.

Payton M

Brace I had the exact same thought! I thought the bitch was indian. Apparently she's Jewish? I told my friend and he said "most Jewish people aren't white 🤓" I said "ik, they're Indian"

Sam

You’ve never heard of pappy van winkle? It’s an annual release whiskey that runs about $90/shot retail. I can’t believe brace has never smoked crack after stealing a bottle of pappy from the bodega.

Rodigan

All th3 posts in r/ketamine are about k cramps.

Lesbian Event Horizon

Zionist Lesbians are a disgrace to our good name. You cannot maintain the greatness of lady love and be that much of a monster... we don't want them..

Ligma

My jaw literally dropped at the end.....

absoluteboi

so whose lawyers threatened you guys?

Ian H

17:58 that was literally my patrician South Carolina grandmother's drink. She made it with Jim Beam and called it "bourbon and branchwater" in the accent you'd imagine.

Waffle Poet

I was prescribed Ambien back in high school (‘04), and it changed my life. I didn’t have the necessary GPA, and definitely not the attendance, for the student teacher program, so I fucked off the application. Take Ambien, go to bed. Woke up to find the application and “why I’m built different” appeal *I* didn’t write just waiting on the printer. Turned it in, teach loved it, loved me, fought the school to let me student teach. Never read it, since I dissociate(d) enough. New plan. Just write everything and do homework in general on Ambien. I mean, I did the reading for fun, I just can’t write. Clearly. This was just a cheat code at university until they changed the goddamn formula or whatever and it just put me to sleep. Sleep? It’s fucking Ambien! The whole point is living a double, presumably responsible life - and feel completely refreshed in the morning! Did I sometimes wake up with fresh sod tied up in the Camry’s undercarriage? Sure. Trunk and backseat full of street signs? Would’ve looked cool in the garage I’ll never own, I guess. Hell, I got a job offer from a fella that owned a body shop after I banged in the quarter panel on his dickhead lawyer brother’s truck in a Hooters (Hooter’s?) parking lot. (Male feminist (!), me, they said I was trying to get into the Mattress Barn, sadly closed, next door.) Apparently, I spent a couple hours regaling the body shop owner, his wife, and some ~ladies~ (wow) with my grandfather’s redneck Arkansas Ozark “make the metal listen to you” stories. Nerd fabricator stuff. Popped the quarter panel, got a few numbers, what an opportunity at 19. Shout out the kind woman who called me a week later asking about a date. I guess her grandma had dementia, so she knew how to talk to me pretty well. Man, what could’ve been if they hadn’t screwed up the formula. (I’d be dead.)

Sean Enright

Escalators make such a huge racket too, so depraved.

Justin Hubbard

50% Genius 50% Adult Baby Diaper Lover

Mersham

Gonna drink some Pappy Van Winkle and drive my truck baby!

Ian H

Budai erasure

Taylor

Im ngl the one thing Im holding out for w regards to mass robot adoption not working out is that the supply chains needed to enable it wont allow it, and instead were left with a quarter assed implimentation of it.

Ian H

Best equine by a huge margin, the glory hound prima donna horse can't compare to the noble donkey.

O

just so long as he isn’t a single guy, we don’t need any more of them stinking up the joint

NobleStrings

nothing compliments a trueanon ep like some smooth pappy

William Sallen

That part about grabbing a was absolutely vile lol. Never thought I could have second hand organ pain

Ian H

Damn I did not know there was a hillbilly CTY analog. Considering how fucking pointless the Johns Hopkins-branded version was, it probably would have been nicer to do it in beautiful Boone, NC.

Noah Mingus

I wish I could continue listening straight through, but I have to work for the capitalists. Love you all. Much respect to the show hosts.

Peri

🦭🏳️‍⚧️

Casey

Young Chomsky's oneliners not getting enough love

Don Diva Quixote

I'm planning on selling my fast gun for employment frankly

Yadav

Re people covering their ears regarding AI, part of the issue is that the "AI panic" conversation has itself been co-opted by the AI industry. It's the "a vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy" gag in real life

Peanut Horse

Funniest part of this episode is listening to it and scrolling twitter and see Trump and Elon just shit talking each other all day long so far lol

Jesse Goodrum

Thank you Young Chomsky for the “and they were roommates” sound clip!! Producer of the year award goes to you 🏆

John Waaben

The part about automating all work made me so sad what the heck :(

Chas Padunski

Do NOT tell Chris and Bryan you got your hands on Pappy. They will be very, very sad.

i shyr

My man is listening to Minecraft OST GameStop exclusive green-vinyl on a crosley cruiser (known as vintage record in the community)

Ethical_tweaker

What an interesting tale. Salute, soldier.

John Swan

Let’s get Elon on nitrous

Chapo Bath House

Those motorized stair assist devices advertised on daytime tv are more dignified than an escalator. It's like they miss being plebeian enough to go to the mall that smells weirdly like pennies.

Nolan Parker

Between the AI/work stuff & the pee stuff, truly a putrid listen! Thanks guys.

Chapo Bath House

If you guys aren't following Polish animals daily, you're missing out. It's just Polish guys hollering at animals, getting charged at by unlikely animals, etc.

CJ

I do think people imagine robot waiters and butlers and them doing service jobs and really don't think about AI doing so many of their office jobs... It's gonna be a shock...

Sean Enright

If you ever want to work on differentiating your various commonwealth accents you should watch Below Deck - they usually have them all.

Taylor

also yea brace's ketamine take is actually 100% spot on he got it perfectly

cool chill guy

Seniores pizza in the sunset and the Richmond are pretty good late night pizza options

CJ

Ha, hopefully it will continue to be a failure then! But like Liz said I feel they'll just implement it early and in the end the only human jobs left will be AI supervisors and Indian call centres dealing with them calling with a multitude of FAQs and service requests 24/7... Shitshow!

Johnny S.

If it’s not Pappy it’s basically piss

Sheep

What target has an escalator?

Sean

i had a very cool psychiatrist in the past and he wouldnt prescribe ambien because of the risk of you doing dumb shit / getting in trouble.

Carolyn

Yellow Belly 💀

Javier

You cross a Doha with a Doge and you get a Musk

Isaac

Synapses & back blown out. Elon’s dick is Abundant and of low value.

Blank

YC going brutal with the urban outfitters comment

CJ

Great take! Sad your job might be at risk for the sake of the anointed tech brother's mission though. Until they make a robot that cleans toilets and showers, amongst other things, I'll be ok. We're all cooked either way.

Keegster Herman

It's not fun when the podcast you're listening to starts talking about how car production jobs are gonna get automated while you are actively on the assembly building a car

Zzz

I really thought the opener was gunna be about elons black eye lmao

Cat

Nice cosy ep this

Joe

ngl kinda relieved it's not zort 4 AS GREAT AS ZORT WAS YOU GUYS

Vincent

Brace doesn't know the difference between a blunt and spliff. Pathetic.

Alex C

Yeah 17 year old me felt attacked

Mike

Bryan and Chris brush their teeth with pappy

regular bird

The pee is stored in the body

SippyCup

sent me into a serious mind spiral around the 40min mark

Chapo Bath House

The 19 roommates until you die is already sold to us as a solution to the loneliness epidemic, even as we all rot in our rooms waiting for everyone else to leave the common areas because we are more comfortable with our online mutuals than the strangers, who cycle in and out of our homes from eviction to eviction. People aren't allowed to have pets, everyone's on 5 SSRIs and it's still because of Woke that people aren't fucking, and the ones who are have microplastics in their sperm

Peanut Horse

In regards to Liz talking about the job loss from AI and robots, I work in a white collar job at a very large insurance and annuity company, the President of our company legit said at our latest meeting that they want to avoid hiring any new entry workers ever again after the next 6- 12 months, because we are implementing a big new “AI” program, and he keeps assuring us we won’t be let go, the company just won’t hire new people. Bonus note: Someone at the meeting asked what someone can do to move up in their career, and his first answer that came to his mind was “to find ways to make ur job no longer needed, to solve deficiencies like that” and that he promised that if we could do that, he would still find a way for us to keep a job. lol surrrree dude ur totally not counting the days to let most of us go

tattoo computer

“ketamine is for transgenders” is 100% correct. it’s an epidemic among us.

Peanut Horse

Me working at my lower level white collar job lol

Untold Suffering

The fucking of the horse and the donkey together

Kelley

I come to True Anon for all my hot gos

Big Gail

If he has 2 separate escalators, does that mean he just has 4 rows of flights of ‘stairs’?? 2 up and 2 down

Tammy

Vintage record means he’s listening to a 78 of a Sousa march or a Hitler speech.

Kelley

The white collar bloodbath is going to be fucking brutal. It’s already started, but it’s going to get a lot worse. The worst part is, the AI doesn’t even need to be particularly good, management just needs to think it’s good.

Tammy

Also I couldn’t even picture Howard Hughs having an escalator in his house. Other than that the engineering idea in general is stupid and dangerous. Like the helicopter of stairs fr.

Peanut Horse

Had a meeting today where my manager briefed us on how upper management believes we are over staffed by 60%, but because our reporting systems we use to track our production are not the best they can’t confidently quantify it, so they are implementing new processing procedures to record that better. And you’re right that it has already started too, my team hires 1 person outside of the company for every 2-3 people who we just pull from another department to fill our open job roles.

Chris

Sorry Liz but dry brines are inferior to wet brines

Preston Ossman

I love it when u guys lib out like this tbh

Matelda

Yesterday I delivered a doordash to a teenage-looking paraplegic in an upstairs apartment with no elevator access. So that's a small glance at the lives of the poor.

Austin Williams

In my era it was on Duke's Durham campus, nevertheless.

Doug Cartel

I saw one paragraph of the Yarvin interview and it was like that's it, im done, put him in the middle of the human centipede as his sentence

Molecule Man

It’s true. Wet brines are superior, sorry to say…

Frank Rossitano

I had to have a urodynamics test done and it was discovered that my bladder holds +750mL….

wet_poptart

The hashtag vintage record is a Minor Threat 1st pressing and he spends the whole night repeating “LOL DRINKING TO STRAIGHT EDGE BAND !!” jokes to everyone in earshot

Ethan Schulz

Lol at all the YC sotto voce lines starting with "Peter Fam"

tapwaterskeptic

KETAMINE👏IS👏FOR👏TRANSGENDERS👏

CJ

The Palantir is a kind of orb that Saruman, the most snakey bastard in LotR, uses to communicate with Sauron, the most evil one... Perfect name yh?

Lars

I think feeding it pee & poo is enough harm... for now...

Nick A

the bit about Elon mentioning his love of 'vintage records' reminds me of when he described his favorite songs as: -Fly Me to the Moon Musk: "I'm going to tend to like something that involves flying to the moon" -America Fuck Yeah Musk: "they just capture a little bit of essence of America in both a good and a bad way" -Santa Claus is coming to town. Musk: "I mean, who doesn't like Santa Claus? I guess it's good to have him come to town" Just the weirdest dude alive.

Shane

Cheap bourbon with ice is the best easy cocktail and I will not be convinced otherwise

ren

Nah ur right ketamine is for transgenders (my friends)

Mosie

Laughed so suddenly loud and hard at the “in place of urine” line my cat ran away from me ;(

Salex

Centralising data requires a bureaucracy to organise data sets before they get handed over, plus law changes. And Doggy just fired everyone. So you’re either going to get a database of dog shit or just nothing useable or nothing. I don’t want to diminish people’s fears of this though, it’s easy for me to say living outside the US. I just know the nature of bureaucracy, it’s fucking slow

Cole Robillard

Torturing someone with your dick out reminds me of the guy in Beasts of No Nation carrying the m60 with no pants on. Huge dick, very terrifying. Or general butt naked from the OG Vice doc in Liberia

AfroCommie

Do an emergency EP now!!!

Salex

Chronic insomniacs know, it’s not the caffeine. Trust. Musk is straight up ZOOTED. I’d love to know the exact daily routine for uppers to up and downers for down. Morbid curiosity. Give us the photo of the med box!

Natalie

Brace's posts today will go down in history

mads

EMERGENCY

harpy

need another episode immediately re: elon's tweet about the epstein files and this escalating (fake or not fake) feud

Nick A

*bursts into room * TRUMP IS FIGHTING ELON (on twitter right now)

Alex

“Doggie caucus” is a really unpleasant phrase to hear

Sam Lieberman

PAPPY MENTION GET QUINBY ON THE LINE

harpy

i'm just suspicious of public spectacles by default even when it's coming from a notoriously reactive, massively barreled chested wheezing 50% ketamine blood cybernetic horse human like elon

Salex

Additional nurse idea - someone follow Elon around with a bladder scanner. Then we’ll know for sure what’s up

Zhou Biden

I wouldn’t brush my teeth with anything other than Pappy

Nick A

only Trump is responding and threatening to cancel Elon's government contracts Trump could chicken out as usual but it's possible Elon is so high on his own supply he just blasted his own leg off without realizing it

Idiot Breeze

Rare L doubting Palantir’s deeply dangerous and ghoulish aims. More like McKinsey with Autonomous Armed Drone Systems.

Nick A

IMC and Elon are calling for Trump impeachment and replacement with Vance, So I'm guessing the tech bro faction got impatient and are attempting a nerd coup tho Elon's probably even on the outs with the likes of Theil/Palmer/etc at the moment

.

They cancelled his government EV funds. It’s not really that deep. Elite infighting for power and capital. These fucked up people all want everything. They are psychopaths. Legitimately psychopaths. I don’t get regular people trying to rationalize these fucked up people other than understanding all the “infighting” comes from this regardless if they are on drugs or whatever.

CB

this is an all-timer — brace is on one and it’s so good

harpy

by "real", i meant, if something will come of this or its more of a "kendrick effect" online entertainment thing. the public is repeatedly being inundated with graphic reports of grisly revelations of organized sex abuse often involving children. it occupies a weird space in our culture; it's bogeyman that's used for everything but it's also a real and horrible thing that happens. these spectacles often cover and overwhelm the truths of the matter. the richest man in the world publicly accusing the president of the united states of being in the epstein files is, in fact, a unique and significant event. even if nothing comes of it, i do think it's interesting to note the ways in which this spectacle is coursing thru the media right now and what people are saying...maybe it's not to you but it's interesting to me culturally not rly ever interested in making big generalized statements like "everyone's just psycho and fucked up man". i think there's always questions to ask

B

The transgenders agree with your assessment brace

Clean Shirt Piggie

Who’s the Ep girlfriend who’s beneficiary of his testamentary trust?

Barry

Just wanted to say you guys are ZORTing hard on X right now.

Richard Schaub

Liz said they are "cooking up dogs in Korea". You heard it here first folks!

Drew LaBarre

It was a vintage record 😂

.

It doesn’t matter anymore. Nothing fucking matters. It’s all just spectacle and Elon’s X is apart of this culture. Don’t forget Elon is apart of the Epstein sphere. I don’t get how normal people don’t just log off forever at the most basic or want the destruction of the elite class that has proven themselves to be incompetent, reality show hosts that will kill you if you’re even the slightest bit of an inconvenience. But here we are and it’s only going to get worse while those that are under them rip themselves apart for the crumbs. There is no real left wing alternative. It has been crushed. It needs to be rebuilt.

harpy

uh...do you think i don't know that? everyone's seen the pic of elon and ghislaine, the kung fu emails etc. maybe everything is absurd, meaningless, and worthless to you, but that's not my worldview. why even have interest in parapolitics if you believe nothing matters and "regular people" shouldn't bother trying to understand the actions of "the elite"?? spectacles are still worthwhile to dissect, analyze and situate in the larger culture and history. also re: david lynch https://boxd.it/1JycBp

Big Gail

My cop next door neighbor would drive on ambien and he hit a woman on a running path inside a park

Jennifer Hammerhead

Does any of this robot tech do what it advertises? It's one thing when a robot costs 16k looks good in demo mode but knocks over all your ming vases while blasting the audio from a isis execution video because you asked it play "something middle eastern".

DarylBarenziah

Polish Sisyphus is just eternally going to dachau: waiting on the paddy wagon, waiting at the train station, waiting on the train

harpy

have you logged off? you're literally on here too lol. talking about this matter. why are you assuming that people following this event don't want the "destruction of the elite class"...isn't that, in fact, a reason to take interest?

Ana

The problem with the surveillance stuff (and it's not just Palantir) is that they're basically going through people's medical records. So if you're pregnant or on birth control or trans or just like any woman of a certain age who uses hormone replacement therapy to delay menopause (and the Big Beautiful Bill targets THAT too because it's written so vaguely and also right-wingers don't want anyone to have it, not that mainstream media acknowledges attacks on women's healthcare... or trans people's healthcare... but we'd sure as hell hear about it if they tried to ban Viagra!) then you might get "investigated" by our cognitively impaired FBI head (whose lately been asking the public for "tips" about doctors treating various medical conditions).

Eli Jennings

MAYE MUSK NEEDS YOUR HELP RIGHT NOW IL BRACE

Alex

Elon Musk: 100% Piss Baby

.

My point was trying to psychoanalyze the elite is just a waste of time. Which is one of the things I dislike that this show does sometimes even if it feels good in the moment because we ALL hate these people and we live in this type of world. The real motivations behind all of this are power/capital. Hence my comments that none of this matters and nothing fucking matters when there is zero left wing alternative that needs to be rebuilt. I guarantee there are democratic operatives telling Elon to come to their side after all of this. And where will it bring us regular people? Nowhere. More misery.

TenThousandSandwiches

In my early 20's I knew a dude who kept on getting a penis yeast infection and he just kept saying "All I have to do is dip my dick in yogurt"

J

Pls name the Trump v Elon episode “the girls are fighting” I beg you

Kujo

i'm gonna start using blow my back out in this way lol thanks Liz

Maya B

There have been instances of belugas and narwhals mating in the wild. Theory: an intelligent dolphin made them do it.

Quinn Redman

Just a lil too early for the Elon vs Trump drama damn

Hardcore Virgin

It is kinda weird to say “we aren’t talking about ai enough” and then to be like palantir is “ooga booga” Palantir is like a technology services operation to integrate ai systems and real tech like “satellites” Also: dox the box

Ashley Koch

as a transgender, brace does NOT need to walk back ketamine being for transgenders. ket is OUR drug

alex

gonna play the clip of liz saying “get off your ass and walk you bitch” over and over at the gym

Noah Mingus

Elon needs diapers because of his bladder problems, but also because he is half baby. It all makes sense.

Sarah S

I just watched Little Murders last night so that “a guy named Carol” bit was insanely timely

diptherio

Oh thank gawd, finally an episode that's in tune!

Sai

Liz said "thank gosh" at ~47:40

Matt Jolo

When Liz said water brine on meat all I could think of was sloppy steaks

Brendan Garcia

I swear every time brace talks about LotR he’s like “I don’t remember those books, I actually haven’t even read them” and then drops some highly specific and completely accurate lore down to the pronunciation

E

There were apparently two butlers present in the apartment when those guys were torturing the Italian bitcoin guy.

Tim O'

Now I know how it felt when Morpheus was fighting Neo

Tim O'

They got a sternly worded letter from Alan Dershowitz

Nite Life Jesse

Do a classico already, our boys are beefin out there and we need to know who actually is the bigger 'doph

Kate

And they have a distinct metally smell too

Dan Eppolito

N***** B***** & B*** W**** made a new Boer?

John M.

Need a follow up tomorrow.

Adrienne Graf

“These lesbo Zionists” got my ass

PT

I think Liz’s point about people on the left not taking AI (and more accurately, mass automation) seriously enough as a tool of wage suppression is important. The problem is that AI’s narrative as of late has been absolutely dominated by right wing hacks and their VC masters. There is zero analysis being carried out by someone who actually has credentials in this field and is looking at this through a Marxist lens. Consequently this leads to a reactionary dismissal of the whole thing as a purely Silicon Valley, “tech bro” phenomenon (Will Menaker, I love him very much, but he does this exact thing).

PT

Why doesn’t he just admit at this point that he loves LoTR and has thoroughly read the books

Shiv

50% genius, 50% piss - me rn bc Ive been drinking coffee For the hell of it!!!!

ggmacd

"a medical-scientific episode" ...aka Brace talks for 30 minutes about Elon pissing his pants from ketamine abuse

Shiv

I loved the half-mention of Mr. Pizza Man though —truly awful stuff

Christian Bendillo

S/O to Elon to making ketamine lame so I don’t even think about relapsing lmao

Nate Wood

Brace and yc pretending not to know about lord of the rings is funny

Matelda

It's funny that Elon would be objectively disqualified as a donor by any reputable sperm bank

Sai

Redbar has a neat way to throw up a barrier against frivolous defamation lawsuits. He always says, "I don't know (x) to be true, but I believe (x) to be true based on this evidence..." Because a defamation suit has to prove that one knowingly spread a falsehood. Rumors are a-ok to spread (even create) if you sincerely believe them to be true. Idk, Redbar's been in the podcast gossip business longer than anyone so 🤷‍♂️

Lcfitz

The egg head almost sent me

Lcfitz

Pappy van winkle being mentioned is the ULTIMATE Guys podcast crossover so excited

cl

What they are doing in Gaza should be widely know, and yet no mention.

Leanders

Emergency classico episode 😩

cl

Well done

RanCarter

Absolutely immaculate timing on this episode given today's Musk vs Trump Twitter meltdown.

K

Shout out to YC’s softly spoken “I know it smell crazy” at 1:19 re: Grimes and Aella

Zac

Liz not knowing that all dogs are the same species

PT

I learned some fun facts about ketamine from a doctor friend today. Apparently ketamine is fucking amazing as a tranquilizer for little kids going through emergency surgery, fast onset, very safe. He said it makes old people physically aggressive lmao. Some 85 year old lady broke his nose coming out of a ketamine induced stupor which is honestly impressive.

JDF

TA on an extended heater lfg yall

Sudden Beth

Elon being cath-ed up would explain why all his babies are made with a turkey baster

EZ

That’s my interpretation

Colin Frangicetto

Re : Palantir remember that the MO is to “scare enemies & occasionally kill them” in that order 😂 probably still worth being alil concerned about that imperialistic boomerang occasionally decapitating some citizens also i fucking love you thank you for keeping me sane and laughing

DoctorShields

Title for robot ep: You Cost Too Much to Be a Serf

Dry wall Eater

I’m a AI falser, that shit is terrible and getting worse. It’s going to consume itself. More of a fad than people think it is. It’ll definitely take some jobs and become commonplace in certain use cases but the fact of the matter is people want to interact with people not a computer, it will flop to some degree

Dry wall Eater

Like I write code for work and the people who get promoted and actually are competent developers have never touched the shit. It can write some code for you (it’s usually dogshit that you need to correct several times) but it cant make good application specific decisions and can’t interface with everything. It’s seems to only be getting worse whenever I try it too

Dry wall Eater

The general populace absolutely hates AI, more than any technology that came before. That will also come into play. It’s being forced down people’s throats by AI CEOs who claim “it’s the best model ever it will write 90% of code in two weeks” and people take their word for it for some reason?

absoluteboi

Barrett brown had been raining alarm about thiel and palantir since early/mid 2010s. still waiting for him to be invited on. would be an insane show.

T Sur

You underestimate leaderships willingness to have something done terrible by an AI. Even if AI makes errors that result in lawsuits, as long as it is less than the cost of parental leave and health care then some small overworked force can take care of the rest.

T Sur

And in fact this is already true. Look up the “health” co. Prometheus for an example.

T Sur

My aunt raised 3 kids, 1 of which she adopted, on section 8 which greatest hurdle is it’s administration. You think they are above letting a shorty AI make the day to day decisions for housing for poor people? How about prisons? America is a pipeline that feeds shit up the ladder.

T Sur

Y’all talk like children on the sidewalk hanging out. What of taking like a child? I love children

CJ

Yeah 2 of my friends who were banging ket for years have pissbags now. Grim stuff.

Major Pisano

There are Wild Jack ass’s everywhere. We see you you, we acknowledge you. But is there crazy mules?

Coleman Earnest

Listening to Joe Rogan describe a spliff to Elon musk was one of the cringiest things I’ve been exposed to this year

Andrew Khan

I work adjacent to some BPO / contact centre stuff (in B2B SaaS, naturally), attend a lot of major HR conferences, etc. I think Liz is wrong about humanoid robots, which aren’t really practical, but essentially right about AI, both in terms of the intended direction of travel and the speed with which it is happening. There was a period between around April and October last year when a lot of companies went from ‘we think AI is the future’ to ‘we are freezing hiring for anything AI can to today’. On this track, millions of people in fairly transactional roles, in India and the Philippines, will lose their jobs to AI. I think it’s likely that millions of people in the US doing white-collar work will lose their jobs to people in India and the Philippines, working with AI. It seems probable a lot of the consumer applications of AI, which are boosting the valuations, will be a bust. I think the question will be whether that matters and companies all paying a yearly tithe to AI vendors for the benefit of not having to hire certain categories of expensive worker is enough to sustain the level of investment / maintenance required.

drewb

A spectre haunts Trueanon, the spectre of ABDL

Duncan Shepherd

The slow dawning horror as I realize why the episode is titled Yellow Belly

Kevin C

What's the deal with that guy from weezers wife getting shot by the police

ERIC

They are putting it in the comments folks!

SF

Regarding the escalator tip: it’s crazy and everything, but who is talking to TSA for that long? Who has full on conversations with TSA?

Antipaganda

All his kids will be half pee

Brian Ward

I assumed it was an employee/contractor for the airport (I also assume the emailer mistyped elevator but no one else seemed to consider that)

Salex

I would love a Brace explains pharmacology and pathophysiology series. I work in health communications and he does a genuinely great job

Cami

True. Just don't mix with progesterone!

Marko Loko Lopez

I am 100% certain Liz would describe me as a terrible hang :(

Dave Trembley

Sounds awful. They should sell it with a picture of a shot glass on the front, like the euro dead-lung cigarettes.

Dave Trembley

I really appreciated Brace’s idea for “vodka ice cubes”

Jeremy hatrington

Made me a lil sad that Liz referred to Brian as “what’s his face” tho. A Liz / Brian guys ep would be fucking awesome though

Jeremy hatrington

Same thing with any talk about movies “I don’t really watch movies but “ then drops something wong kar wais use of color treatments or some shit

Jeremy hatrington

Using “blew my back out” in the same way normal people use “blew my mind” is very funny

Tone Bug

“It would be *Diet Coke*” Me pointing at my phone like 👈👈👈👀 GOT his ass

Willie

I hate to be a fucking idiot but I absolutely loved “everything is computer”

Dick Waglin

The real DOGE is the friends we made along the way

OG Cracker Barrel

Several rail shots in a pint with water is insane

Harrison Holmes

I lost it when Liz said the electrician blew her back out

Holy Moomareb

The episode was posted just before Elon’s tweet about trump being on the Epstein list. Sure, it’s a nothing burger, but I wonder if this will generate the drama that we all voted the dear leader into office for…

Holy Moomareb

I fly specifically so I can hang out with TSA. Nice guys. They allow me to bring my collection of hello kitty pocket knives with me anywhere I go

Holy Moomareb

Me and the boys have a jet fueled fight club every month. It’s awesome. I practice by working on my lucid dreaming skills

Holy Moomareb

Yea I’ve fallen off of listening and popped this on today just to see if they were gonna talk about it

Erik Paulson

I am not convinced you guys are not CIA opps why do you guys do stories literally the day before or week before everything pops off!!! I suspect Liz

Holy Moomareb

Punks aren’t allowed to like fantasy

Holy Moomareb

We need to start a petition to get her on the pod

lizzy

When did target get escalators

David Haigh

Pretty sure my ex has 5 variations of that 50/50 t-shirt

Stop the Spread

“Fat Buddha” is not THE Buddha. That is Budai.

b bordeaux

that’s also bc he (allegedly by others, reported by trueanon) has a botched penis implant

Punished-Henry

Find it hilarious if there are two escalators, but one for others, does that mean they only go up or down? Are they reversed constantly? 😹😹

Alexander

Because it's too close to mansplaining and trueanon has a reputation of respecting women to uphold

Eric Neilson

This whole Elon/Trump "break up" thing has Vince McMahon's fingerprints all over it. Classic heel-turn by Elon. The people love a scrap.

Alex Gullen

Classic banger of an episode 😆

Gato gris

Shoutout what’s his name a podcast about guys 😝

Dace

The truth will blow your back out!

coochykatana

please make a 50% genius 50% baby baby tee!!! von dutch style

lizzy

Mine just got white women and overpriced basics

BeanCurd

Nodding hard to Liz's take on what passes for "philosophy" in the public discourse (especially from the right). It's fucking pathetic.

phoebe L

Pappy van winkle sounds like a character in a sleepy joe story

Lucy

Okay but how does the pee situation interact with his bionic penis

Alex Gullen

I know it’s not supposed to be ‘any names’ what with all the AI agents crawling around and whatnot. But I’m still reeling from the last episode. What in the EAck is going on with David Dobrik and Adam 22 side hustling with crypto on Hunter’s laptop..!! Isn’t pumping pizzas and porn enough already for them already?

Maddie

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Dry wall Eater

That’s fair for sure. We’ll see I guess. Main thing is I just think they are overestimating how good it is. It will lose these companies billions

ronnylongjohns

Probably don't need to bother with Half Japanese unless you're in the old man working at used record store set. I mean excuse me.. ahem... vintage records

Johan Gambolputty

INSANE that they didn’t hit that gong after the Japanese pop star baby joke

Rite Universe

YC taking any opportunity to pull out the Yoda voice

Corey Reynolds

As a fan of whiskey and a life long southerner, I have to say that Japanese whiskey is the best whiskey. “For relaxing times, choose suntory time”

Max

I much prefer that, more people need to stay in the closet about nerdy things.

gtate

muff diving mavens is crazy work

Brooke

I f*cks with Brace bc he knew to leave crack out of that conversation. 👊🏾

eduard karpoev

Do you think the escalator runs 24/7 or are they turning it on for each use. This sounds crazy 😭

Marcus

You know they're the type of people who just stand still on an escalator. It's moving stairs, it's meant to expedite the process of climbing stairs, you're still supposed to walk up the fucking stairs.

sappho.io

Brace you're entirely correct about ket being for the transgender girlies.

G

Getting mad at the airlines for not using humanoid robots to carry clean girlies rimowa bags is very Liz

wailing ken jennings

Brace, I am happy to knick you with a chainsaw or put a little fent in your oatmeal if it would help you get on a commercial plane quicker. It seems like it really grinds your gears. Your community is here to help.

jeanetteclairee

Who is ayella? When they’re talking about grimes?

Max

Ketamine is for transgenders 🗣️‼️

Salex

Right?!

K

I LOVE the goss eps. This was one of my faves from the past 6 months. Just chefs kiss

Jimothy Realname

Barry White had musk's baby? And he's a zionist? smdh

Luccia

Found out the other day my grandfather worked with Operation Phoenix ppl. I gotta see how much i can find out, he had some deep army connections

c8ln

Ignorance is bliss on this one, trust me.

lullaby

Can’t believe that just got glided over like that!

Leonora Calzogna

thank you for the ket acknowledgement, brace, in spite of the well deserved pause after you spoke it...also, idk how to say it, but 600ml is way too low an estimate. in the hospital after a crash they gave me a 1l test tube bottle thing and it was not nearly enough.

Iain

Perfect episode, instant all-timer.

CJ

Swings and roundabouts ennit

Brendan Garcia

I used to work in a Borders books (rip) that had an escalator, and I swear to god that thing broke down like at least a few times a month. I feel like it would be a nightmare to have one in your house and have to have maintenance out there constantly

Sam

Tootsie Belden got me 😅

eduard karpoev

Yeah I ride the train and the escalators are constantly out of service at some stations. The idea of having to need a guy their working on them like every 2 months conservatively sounds nuts

simon

The rationalist whore. That sounds like an insult but she's literally an escort and held a 'birthday gangbang' and made graphs afterwards how many of the men came in her or in a fluffer. Grew up in a very strict Christian family so maybe that explains it.

saaffie

Who is ayella????

saaffie

Totally agree Liz, these are the people we produce, so pathetic. We are living in Idiocracy.

Stop the Spread

Not fighting the Thiel allegations, Liz…

madison

there are ZORTs everywhere for those with eyes to see

Houthi & the Blowfish

Old timey houses had an extra set of stairs that went directly to the kitchen so they didn't ever have to see "the help"

ben shull

If anyone knows where to cop a Valentino Crack t-shirt, hit the tip line.

ben shull

It’s Suntory time, baby.

K H

Brace finding new avenues to be upsetting in hard to define ways

Ellen Grace

They’re really into ketamine infusions on secret lives of Mormon wives

Corey Rogerson

search aella if you want to know more. Technofascist chick who keeps posting her high body count and lack of showering as points of pride

Corey Rogerson

P sure they mention get in the zizian eps re: yarvin's scene

Baby J

Says he doesn’t remember much of LotR, and then perfectly defines palantir.

CE

🎵 Brace took a glock…to Poland 🎵

K H

Dick sucking factories as far as the eye can see. Sea to shining(from petroleum spills) sea. The US will become another Philippines.

K H

I will buy a shirt that says "50% baby 50% genius 50% piss"

Joey

SLOSH

Patrick

How to not feel hopeless

c

is liz being paid to promote palantir now

Hunter Ladd

if no one else appreciates this yachty reference, I do 🙏

jeanetteclairee

I looked her up & I made it about three minutes into a video before she started talking about fucking a quadriplegic. That was enough for me, thanks!

Jeffrey Mitchell

I know this belongs in the tip line but I'm too lazy to figure out how to call this in from Sweden. I was musk's waiter at a fancy restaurant in Reno in around 2015, when the giga factory was getting close to being completed. He had a dinner meeting there with the CEOs or whatever from Sony and Panasonic, and over the course of about 3 hours I served musk 6 diet cokes, 4 glasses of wine and refilled his water several times. He didn't get up to go to the toilet once. I have been telling people for years that i thought he must have beenwearing a catheter, and I have never heard anyone else say this until this episode!

Jacobo

Which restaurant? I lived there in 2015

OutofBeerRage

Was on my lunch break when you started talking about ket sores and pus in urine and I hope you know that your friend to the working man badge has been revoked

Jeffrey Mitchell

Beaujolais. They had dinner in the wine cellar

Austin Williams

Is "what's his face" a Muder Bryan reference from Liz?

Jill

I thought so lol

christian

my favorite beatle don lemon

K H

Bless

K H

She doesn't bathe.

K H

We all know who crack is for. CIA Jew movie producers.

K H

Piss is stored in the balls.

NitroDickclapp III

Hahaha oh my god I never thought I'd ever hear Liz say "blow my back out". Jesus Henry Cavill Christ

Sarah Rea

1500 male listeners phone the tip line to describe their bladder issues in full detail...

M D

Snorted ambient once, only time I've true hallucinated things that weren't there

M D

Take the ambient challenge. Take one before you leave work and race it home

leon hehehe

brace’s tboy-style swag allowed him to access the knowledge that ketamine is a drug for transgenders. happy pride month to the gay guy muff muncher himself!

Sami Fink

Elon: confirmed 50% pissbaby

The Friends of Eddie Coyle

@Brace - Liz is right. Coffee after midday will continue to work until the late evening. Just that it begins to diminish after around 12 hours.

The Friends of Eddie Coyle

@yung_chomsky - can we send Whatsapp voicenotes to the tip-line? Hard to do from outside of the US and I have a couple doozies lined up for you.

Chapo Bath House

I looked up an upcoming flight to a regional Canadian airport, and the Google AI tried to sell me tickets that didn't exist, on an airline that only flies to Asia. Like, I know this is the low end of AI fuckery, but it made me smile to see how bad it still is

BruiseBlu

imagine self mutilating your genitals in pursuit of your disgusting sex obsession and then destroying your bladder so you have to pee every 15 minutes. His penis must be like those sprinklers with a bunch of holes in it

BruiseBlu

Elon is like the guy in the Hellboy movie but instead of being sentient smoke he is just piss that has gained consciousness

Jake

Pittsburgh is Appalachia, not the Midwest. Midwest is flat. But we'll take any shout outs, any at all 🥲

Luke

Can someone please hint as to the couple? I have no idea who that lesbian couple could be and a cursory google yielded no results! Not looking for names, just a hint to allow me a more fruitful search

SlamPig

Brace should've known what Pappy's was, as a Guys pod guest its his duty.

fried egg

AND a male yeast infection!

Phil Darovic

Isn't the gadget that pops the egg out a chicken?

MadamAjab

Rhymes with Shari Vice and writes for an outlet known as the Free Press. They said her name multiple times slipping up.

SephIsLeft

About ketamine bladder: I have been a frequent user for maybe five or six years, usually just once a week max. Bumps, rarely big amounts. I haven't noticed any severe bladder issues, but I have had semi-frequent kidney and bladder infections. I had them before I used, for decades, but I am sure this made it more common. A big part of it is breaking the shards down, it comes in needle-sharp crystals and once I learned to start breaking them down into powder it is much better for my organs. And I try to boof it now instead of snorting it, except when im out of course. I wish the only treatment for my resistant depression wasn't painful, but I do have terrible mental health when I go sober. Can't imagine the pain Elon has with everything else included too.

SephIsLeft

I dont know if Elon has done enough ketamine to affect him this hard. Daily is rough, but I know people who do it daily and aren't as bad as you guys pitched it. And I know daily users.

Luke

I’m not from the US! I live in Europe!

Luke

Thanks BK, got it now!

Lulu

YC is low-key hilarious.

Anon Ibid

Morlachs come from Croatia, not Poland

evelyn 💗

ketamine is for transgenders 💗🏳️‍⚧️💗

Anon Ibid

Elon owns a whiskey company with SS shaped lightning bolt bottles

To w

S-Ketamine, brand name “Spravato”, was FDA approved for treatment resistant depression March 2019. This isn’t a “derivative” either, it is ketamine- it’s a stereoisomer, specifically an enantiomer or optical isomer, like dexedrine (dextroamphetamine)

Horse Badorties

DOGEbag works better as DOSHE-bag than Doggie-bag

LL

Any chance Charlie Zakkour, part of the new NextGen NYC show, is who you’re talking about with the crypto torturing chainsaw stuff (Bravo girlies we RISE)

Carp

I think there's actually way less chance of automation taking existing manual labour jobs any time soon, especially compared to lower level white collar stuff. Automation works in factory settings because the context is highly rigid and controlled and the work repetitive. Outside of the factory floor there is so much unpredictability, so much more room for things to go wrong and so much more opportunity for wear and tear on the machinery. Moving parts are the first to go, and these humanoid robots with the necessary mobility and flexibility to do useful work outside of a tightly controlled environment are going to have nowhere near the longevity of industrial automation with significantly more maintenance required, and likely at a similar level of capital investment. Not only that, but the supply chains for the materials to produce robots to replace any significant amount of the manual / service labour force just isn't there, and possibly will never be once the impacts of the climate crisis ramp up and fossil supplies dwindle. White collar labour automation doesn't have any of these issues though. All white collar work happens through a computer anyway and so automating it requires zero moving parts or localised maintenance costs. It can even happen in a centralised manner at a distance via massive AI data centres. There's kind of a poetic tragedy to it, because a lot of the population were hearded towards white collar jobs with the promise of being harder to replace by automation and outsourcing in comparison to manual work. On a fluffier level I also think there's a libidinal thrill the rich get from being served by actual people, which will maintain a lot of manual service work through automation. Linking to the tip that opened the episode, I can very much see domestic work making a massive comeback in the AI tumult.

nick b

Robot for mayor 2028

Drew

He obviously meant elevator

Logan Axberg

Pittsburgh shares more with the Midwestern cities on the Mississippi such as St. Louis or New Orleans than Appalachian cities. Culture flowed up Rivers the Mississippi and Ohio while the Appalachian Mtns served as a blockade

Ryan

How do you make yourself a body without organs filled with piss?

Sam de Waele

Male Yeast Infection is a great mathrock band name

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

You said not to type the names in the comments... but... FUCK IT!!!! TOOTSIE BELDEN TOOTSIE BELDEN TOOTSIE BELDEN TOOTSIE BELDEN TOOTSIE BELDEN TOOTSIE BELDEN TOOTSIE BELDEN TOOTSIE BELDEN TOOTSIE BELDEN TOOTSIE BELDEN TOOTSIE BELDEN TOOTSIE BELDEN

Brendan Garcia

He’s not though. He’s admitted to being addicted to EverQuest. That’s way nerdier.

Lili

fire episode

Allison F

body keeps the score bit is an all timer for me

Xavier Zasher

No way!! She’s a toadie, what’s a toadie.

SMP500

I’m Indian and my dad would say 420 in India is the equivalent of a 5150 here (someone is acting erratically and might need a psych hold)

K H

Maybe Elon is just a pos with a drug problem. Like a musician without the ability to play music or write music or talent.

PT

The 420 thing has always been really funny to me. 420 in India is literal shorthand for crook, fraud, thief, scammer, especially with the older generations. There’s even a 50s Hindi movie called “Shree 420” (Mr 420).

Aja johnson

Ok, here me out, but I’ve been thinking about this since the ep about Tosca… Do we think that maybe Elon is the donor for his sister’s test tube babies?? 🤔🙌

Natalie

The tech part of this ep hurt but I needed to hear it - then the Elon stuff at the end made me laugh yayy

Natalie

I don't know if I've ever heard Joe Rogan's voice till now and it sounds like he's choking

Natalie

The way who the Democrats need to be cool is TrueAnon...

Natalie

Best phone case I've ever had is the tough case from Redbubble, my phones fallen down flights of concrete stairs and been fine and I couldn't even believe it...why aren't phones built with a built-on protective case? Sry I hit the bong before listening now I'm chatty

Devin

Where's the robot ep Liz? Holding out on us huh? ik you're definitely back to reading accelerationists from your last Crackpots. The people demand robot Liz

Hardcore Virgin

I don’t know enough about lord of the rings to explain the palantir…then explains the lore perfectly

J. Hiram Soleil

Buddha was skinny, y'all are thinking about BUDAI