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Episode 462: ZORT 3 (Patreon)

Published:
2025-06-02 12:11:47
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2025-06-02 15:11:35
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Our investigation continues into crypto fraudster Adam Iza, his femme fatale Goddess Iris and the curious case of a missing laptop with potentially hundreds of millions in bitcoin stashed inside. Featuring: Love Island, Vin Diesel, the Salt Bae, Connecticut crypto kidnappings, and MORE.

Hit the tip line: (646) 801-1129 | tips@trueanon.com

Discover more episodes at podcast.trueanon.com.

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Barn

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Gaige Kaser

Zort sounds like what the aliens in halo say ZORT! ZORT! ZORT!

Shane

ZORT

Noah

Shawty had so much ZORT I didn’t know what to do with it

Olivia

good morning baltimore 💕

mitchell

I got so excited I Zorted all over myself

Jay Bhagat

The sweet sound of ZORT. Also known as the onomatopoeia of a straw coming out of a fast food drink lid

Brent

“The Room” vibes

Humiliation Ritual

fav recent series. couldn’t sleep last night waiting for this.

Lizzie

Zort!

cam

David Do what John Doen't

Molly McLennan

Zort is the sound my nose makes when too much vaping makes me sneeze. But I’m from New Zealand so it’s probably my accent.

ploob

The Two Jakes is for EVERYONE

Matt Jolo

Don't say his name guys

Noah

We disavow

AB

Show me what that David Dooh, girl.

James Kent

Were you talking to me?

Logan

ZORT ZORT ZORT ZORT ZORT ZORT ZORT ZORT

Dec

Awaiting the finale of this zortid affair

Mersham

AI Medicare ad fucking rules

Budget Hireling

I dunno when it happened, but TruAnon is my favorite podcast now and I’m considering making it my whole personality

Corey Wagner

They crave ZORT, as we all do.

Hans

So there I was, zorting it

Schwartz666

🎶 Life as a ZORTy shouldn't be so rough Crypto rules everything around me, CREAM

Schwartz666

Still 2, just oddly spaced.

Tim O'

🤖 ZORT 🤖 ZORT 🤖 ZORT 🤖 ZORT 🤖 ZORT 🤖

Tim O'

The word "chortle" is a portmanteau of "chuckle" and "snort." Do you ZORTLE when you're mildly amused?

Ant koz

This one has been tough for me… I’ll give my best summary- there’s a dude named Varg or something and he has a lot of fake celebrity social media accounts and he stole hunter Biden’s laptop with lots of bitcoin? Whatever, I’m just happy to hear from my only three best friends I’ve been very lonely!!

Karl from the Simpsons

So were the last 3 for you the ZORTs? Those were all a week apart for me

Dan Rincon

Oh yea, thanks. Drop the ep right at the start of the work week. Anti-capitalist why doncha?

Hollz

ZORT ZORT ZORT

ResilientBastard

This whole series is about softly pushing AI narration on us

Brent

😂 he got papped doing gas in Ibiza and lost his brand deals with boo-hoo man

Throwaway K

Zortie like a melody in my head

Sam Ozminkowski

President trump, is that your Medicare? It’s A Medicare

Brent

Our Philippine convict has probably forgotten the password to this laptop by now

Ty

I like episodes I gotta listen to a couple times anyway

Charles Frum

Harmony Korine movie ass life

T Sur

Kris facelift is a new procedure. Over a year ago I met some wives of “state department” people who had a new facelift that pulls from underneath and leaves no scar. I think it’s in S. Korea but I might be misremembering that detail

Peanut Horse

Guy who watches Sicko and immediately thinks “imagine the NHS but with AI and no people”

Barn

I have never needed a video to accompany a podcast episode as bad as this one. I need to see what all these people look like

wormhole

i hate to say it since yall work so hard but i dont get it

ResilientBastard

That Freud movie has over 60 producing credits lol

Skullbrain

Zort. Spizz. Oatly. Oatly. Oatly. Oatly. Oatly

SHANOV23

Don't Do what David Do Does

John Morgan

I can’t ZORT any of this shit out

PT

I could follow zort 1 and 2 just fine but 3 was tough. Can't zort it out this time around

syd

26:02 Brace zortin on that vape

Andrew

Before I start this comment I need to pause for a second and go back.

Maya Taylor

Kind of hoping a print / web publication runs with this reporting so I can see these names spelled out and have a chance of understanding what the f we’re talking about

Salt.

None of these words are in the Bible

fried egg

corona was mentioned and i held my breath expecting brace to slander the IE once again

Lars

Really juicing every penny out of that $5 😎

Lars

We love Brain Smith, don't we folks? 😀

Francis Mahlie

Looked up 👁️ris and the Love Island guy. Wasn't expecting and surprised to find two children. Most recent insta stories are 4 burgers (titled "cheat day") and then from a Catholic Church liturgy at a Newman Center (titled "Sunday Church"). Nothing significant to say here just sat thinking, what a weird world this is.

B

on the edge of my seat waiting for “Utah county district attorney..” to drop at any moment this episode

Bongus

Guys, no one mentioned that the Actor Who Shall Not Be Famed looks so much like Tom Sandavol. This is just Sandavol + crypto

Katy G

I'd love for you to have Sam McPheeters on to discuss AI photography/the end of reality

Marko Loko Lopez

Wtf is Roshaman and wtf does all this have to do with frequent pruning of French fingers?

Hardcore Virgin

Once this episode is over can we please do a three hour hate seance against Israel?🇮🇱 👎 It is really starting to wear me down. I keep seeing these little kids with missing legs and half their families dead and it is awful and whatever I don’t even know why I’m commenting I apologize But please

Ty

$7 my brother do yourself a favor and smack that crackpot button like it owes you sumn

Norman Mineta

I think we’re actually going to see EZ on the silver screen this year. He has an acting and producer credit on a real film called Night and Day which is an adaptation of the Virginia Woolfe novel. It’s supposed to come out in the fall. ZORT!

Gale [Formerly GDW] ♀

Pointless drama but Davide and Ekin had a short lived TV show together and there's rumors that he keeps an Instgram account strictly for following foot fetish content. Irrelevant but I'm dating a UK weeb. Thanks TrueAnon!

Aiden

Please check out the chorus for E40 Captain Save a Hoe. Every mention of Ad*m Is-Uh is dredging it up in my mind and I think you could have some nice drops inserted into these ZORT episodes. It should probably be the theme song, in fact.

jay alan

Stranger than fiction, indeed.

Big Softy

Love Island mentioned!!!!

TrueAnonPod

Rashoman is an ancient japanese word for things happening differently depending on your perspective

Quinn

Forget it Zort, it’s Chinatown.

Shiv

Question for YC: that transition with the sick electric guitar licks—were those keyboard effects or actual strumming 🎸

Shiv

what I really got from this was a desire to relisten to Utah and see if it makes more sense now

Shiv

ZEE BABY ACHILLES

12345

Don't do what david do doesnt

Meh

Maybe I am just used to convoluted true crime stuff where no one knows what happened but I didn't have trouble following this. Thanks for a fun series in a dark time y'all

eduard karpoev

The more I hear about Iza doing stuff the more and more retarded he sounds.

d

davide was not chill when he was on love island so I can’t say I’m surprised. another man from love island is now dating jojo siwa. nothing good comes from that place.. dark energy

Kelley

I agree. It would be cathartic.

Kelley

BACK TO ZORT 3: 3-TAH REVISITED

John M.

louis vuitton and louboutin are the same thing, don't let women gaslight you.

Kelley

What did David Do Doe?

Yeahman

There is a custom car audio shop in frankfort il named Shockwave customs. The work they do is stuck in the pimp my ride era. The owner looks like Duke nukem, drives a lifted red h2 filled with speakers, tv screens in the head rests etc. He legally changed his last name to Shockwave and named his son Achilles. There is a person out there legally named Achilles Shockwave.

Tarab_ish

That ai voice -- the baritone Black(?) dude that is everywhere -- makes me feel insane. Whatever my manchurian candidate activation phrase is, its going to involve that voice

mrakobesiye

Between 2021 and 2025 Iris seems to have had racial reassignment surgery

Quinn Redman

I cannot fucking believe Liz didn’t know who Salt Bae was

Pelican Grief

Nearly crashed my car when I heard this

Jolene

No fucking way, that’s one of the only seasons of love island I’ve ever watched entirely, he was spectacular

Jolene

[love island guy’s name] did not have the strongest grasp of the English language at the beginning of the show, but he improved by the end!

Macarena Espinosa

The youtuber Pinely has a great video about the pay-to-win Film Festivals: "Exposing a Film Festival Scam"

Carolyn

Perhaps the real treasure is the ZORT we made along the way

Gabriel Flynn

Cut my life into pieces, this is my last re Zort

Gabriel Flynn

I was at the Krimson Horyzon International Film Festival when EZ won all those awards it was one of the best nights of my life

wailing ken jennings

so you guys bring back famed broadway actor, ben vereen to read parts of your dialog and are still not going to give him credit? the man is a legend and it sounds like you just plugged him into a wall to read your dialog.

Michael S. Judge

I know there's a lot to cover here, I trust your instincts, but ... I'm still pretty caught up on Enzo's website saying that he's a sex god, and that he attributes his prowess to having been molested by his father

Michael S. Judge

For all the AI bullshit here, a real person made a real decision to say "Enzo can make anyone cum because his dad used to rape him"

Morgan

“Ekin-Su you are a lie-ar!Acktress! “

TrueAnonPod

It’s a sampled instrument — Voyager Guitar by Teletone Audio

Data Dealer

For some reason every time you mention Adam and the crazy shit he got up to, it makes me think "oh that must be US Rep Darrell Issa's son"

nothankyou!

To paraphrase ep 2 TrueAnon functions as an addiction that soothes and exacerbates my mood and attention disorders

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

If you're going to kill your girlfriend and dump her body, its probably a good idea to assume the further you are from the imperial core, the more likely it is your ride-share driver will recognize what a container filled with a dead body looks like.

Cade Yeager

No way! I was literally just in Ibiza to reset when I got papped doing gas and lost my brand deal with boohoo man!

rutjake

new david just dropped

Gallo Altanero

They once tried to introduce a robot of sorts into the OR. It failed. I did learn 7 or 8 surgical techniques I had never done. To fix the problem. It was a combination of errors. I was like the 3rd string surgeon. Very wealthy woman. 8 hours what should have taken 1 at the most. You never want to be the one to explain what happened to the family. Lead surgeon was against it. Administration wanted it. Have seen administration get blasted before in broad daylight by angry patients family cause just money laundering. For this you make excuses. We don’t live in Star Wars or whatever. Thank god they don’t hate the doctors. Worst part I forgot to swallow my gum after scrubbing in. My mouth was dead after. Swallow the gum. See I just want spell check not AI predictive text.

bruce

depressing underutilization of classic godfather strings drop

Randy Hendrickson

OK. I'm convinced. Brace is Khajit and has wares if you have the coin.

Kirstwb

Hypebeast coen brothers plot

jer

Love yall but just can't listen to anymore. See you next epi

adam22

Def agree

adam22

aren’t u not supposed to type this name out..

Tim O'

I become slightly more insane every time one of those stupid AI voices starts talking

Chuck Anderson

I cannot believe I'm seeing a mention my hometown Frankfort on here

Poly West

YO ZORTY, WHAT DAT DAVID DO?!

Alexander Smith

I think Frances mcdormand could play iris, and John turturro as Enzo...

A. Karl

Hell yeah Yung Chomsky going hard on the prog synth

keyboard warrior supreme

That hit me too. Also, who's consuming all this "content"? What kind of person seeks this kind of AI slop? Who are these AI videos aimed at? "What getting fucked by my dad taught me about B2B SAAS" LinkedIn type of guys? Is that even a demographic?

Ash

david oh david do david no david you david why david lie davidshai davidai

Wendi Byther

As an ex-CA person (southern and northern, variably), the fact that Corona is involved is making me lol..my grandparents lived in Mira Loma when I was a kid, Corona was like “the big town” at the time lol

Kevin Kirch

Why does the AI voice sound like Tuvok from Star Trek Voyager?

Lulu

Did not have Davide from Love Island on my ZORT bingo card.

Gallo Altanero

Episodes broke my brain. Just let people know there are real people still on earth.

TrueAnonPod

Tuvok will never find his way home 😭

Zac

If you're hailing a rideshare to dump a body there are already some serious holes in your plan

Wilian Moreira

this was the best 3 part series podcast about some stupid idiot people that I would never care about otherwise, amazing episodes, thanks folx

Wilian Moreira

what about the legendary director of Dog Day Afternoon and 12 Angry Men, Sidney Lumet?

Justin T.

This ish is so boring.

Tim O'

This story would be much easier to follow if it had more Shmuleys.

Nk Pdlla

I fell out of MY CHAIR when I heard his name. Also; the refrain he used to say to his girlfriend on the show, WHO’S A LIAR NOW

Nk Pdlla

This would be such an incredible line in “the movie”

buttface

Please stop saying roshomon or whatever that word is. Theres absolutely no chance it makes sense in the contexts you keep using it.

buttface

I really never want to hear that word on this podcast again and im not kidding

GOOBER

Gas...Ibiza..Boohoo Man

GOOBER

Was completely swept away by this bit

Horse Badorties

The movie about ZORT should be made by Tommy Wiseau. Only he is capable of capturing the not-quite-right nature of these people's theory of reality. And he does it by accident.

dan

it’s a film that presents its narrative across four mutually incompatible perspectives—pretty straightforward and apt comparison imo

dan

okay I get why Liz caved on the group ZORT knuckle tats now

dan

Threnody for the Victims of the HP Specter Laptop

b.

shouldn't have listened at work, nearly shed a tear trying not to laugh at "when he was in ibiza he got papped doing gas and lost his brand deal with boohooman"

Gallo Altanero

My old college roommate was an Indian dude great guy, I think, he lived in 6 months what I lived in 18 years. (Like normal kids growing up stuff he did not do) Saw Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan He bought a home in Beverly Hills. It had little furniture (from photos) but would through huge parties with really pretty people and post photos of food and cars. He said he got his money from buying 24 or so ATM machines. Then he went silent online shortly after. Got invited but never went to a party. Should have gone. 🤷‍♂️

Tryg

You bring me some of the best people. I have no idea what is going on, but it all seems to make sense. Well worth the subscription.

sappho.io

Holy shit its so funny that they kidnapped those guys like in the movies and then got immediately busted. Truly like dumb guy goon levels of being incompetent at being criminals

riley bowers

Vin diesel connection is nuts

Loco Motive

Literally what is the point of this series? We don't even know if the stolen computer(s) are real??

JDF

ok wolverine gold star for you bb

Maggie

Never did i expect my love island uk fandom to overlap with my truanon fandom, but if it was going to happen Davide is the only logical link

Maggie Cassidy

I can't believe 3 eps without acknowledging a main character shares name with Kyle Chandler's character on Friday Night Lights very jarring

Jose Chung

The Coen Brothers need to direct this movie.

Gallo Altanero

She didn't die. Robot failed. We took her hip plant out to put a new one in. Then they tried the robot. Shattered her leg. Pieced it back together. Have you put shattered legs back together. Its a puzzle. But not for fun. Robot cut the artery. Had to fix that. We were drenched. You think I had a choice. Hospital administration. I was like a kid. Fresh out of med school. US hospital. Edit: it was not Kanyes mom. You come to the OR. Good luck.

Ronin Fredricson

I like saying they "corrupted" LAPD officers as if they're hapless children they groomed into a life of crime and not grown adults with guns who, at least nominally, are trusted and paid by the people to not only NOT do crime but to PREVENT crime.

Ava Lane

Liz saying pokéball 😍😍😍😍😍😍

ersatzennui w/ george quartz

Am I missing something or (re: laptop) did the gang miss every single opportunity to use the word “MacGuffin”? I wanted so bad to hear Liz say it, but I guess she’s all ZORT-brained.

Rob Wells

Baby Achilles has an uphill struggle. The only (non-Greek god) person I know of with that name is the pedophile ring-linked nightclub owner Achille Haemers (his son Patrick Haemers was a maybe-Gladio-linked armed robber who kidnapped former Belgian PM Paul Vanden Boeynants).

Paul Brewer

Brace mumbles too much in this series. It makes it hard to follow

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

At the end there... Brace and Liz signed off and then... Another voice... I swear- but, it cant be... GIANCARLO?!

lis

i cannot believe the davide reveal

David Lee

What's up with the reader bots? They suck. Paid subscription cancelled.

tom

calm down thats the audio from enzos ai generated videos lol

David Lee

Whoops. Well lets how much I miss hearing about order crypto scams.

Rob Wells

@Paul Brewer Poor kid has no hope.

Jeremy

Iris Au you are a LIAR ACKTRESS!!

Char Kelly

Sorry but nothing could be as confusing at the Utah episodes. When I want to smash my brain and laugh, I listen to those

Chapo Bath House

I think I'm the exact right kind of stupid person to immediately absorb all of this, tbh

Quinn Redman

A Medicare is so fucking funny. The fact the website is still up is insane what is the purpose 😭😭😭😭😭

mvc

came from Brandy Melville Cattle Prod to say WTF how did people not like this series…. TEAM ZORT!!!

Jason

Like mvc, I also gave this a re-listen after listening to the Brandy Melville ep. Anyone who did not like the ZORT series is crazy. This is TrueAnon at the top of its game.

Gordon Brillon

"it's like naming your kid lou Gehrig" really got me

AP

Just typed the exact same thing and scrolled down to make sure I wasn't repeating anyone. It was ringing in my mind every time they said his name!

12345

When I first played I didnt know the face you made in the beginning was used for multi-player. I just thought it was a joke fake-out.

ploob

# Too 'Tah, Too Furious

Quinn Redman

A**m I*a sentencing is TODAY!!!!!!!