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k

first finally

Noah

WE LOVE RICHIE TORRES

Todd

Center-left podcasting goats. Thank you for your work folx!

FA

im zorting my thang rn

Mungo Franczak

My rep went to welcomefest and I’m so fucking ashamed

Trebor

Richie “it’s harder to come out as Zionist then gay” Torres. Happy Pride Zio

Quadabyte

WelcomeToHellFest

JD Nonce

When is Ezra Klein coming on the pod?

JD Nonce

And by ‘coming on the pod’ I’m not talking about how male fish cum on the eggs (or pods) of the female fish thereby implying that Ezra is a horny fishman, I’m asking when he will be a guest on the podcast

JD Nonce

I dunno what I’m talking about

1eyedbagman

Tote bag situation is brazy

Chas Padunski

Male casual bag: tote bag or (if Italian or a Zoomer) Fanny pack. Professional male bag: messenger bag or briefcase It’s not too late, Brace.

Rodigan

Jake Auchincloss was talking nonsense at WelcomeFest. Fucking WASP

TrueAnonPod

None of these allow a man to carry himself with dignity.

D G

Brace you need a tactical bandolier. I don't *know* they exist (and I'm not gonna search for one) but I'm sure they do and I'm sure you can get them with pouches/slots for your phone and wallet or cards etc.

Colin Murray

This big beautiful bill needs to be kosher. Keep the pork out

Emma

What patreon tier gets us access to Liz drafts...

Julia

HEY Pennsylvania is pretty cool

Austin Bradley

Pittsburgh is indeed cooler than the rest of the state because it’s the largest city in Appalachia; more in West Virginia than Pennsylvania really spiritually. That does not include the suburbs north of the river which are midwestern as can be.

Richard Cochnar

I wear a backpack and walk by schools and get bullied by children. I say cuss words so people take me seriously. My name is Ezra Klein and I’m here to talk to you about Abundance.

NYCM&AHole

Fatty Piglazyass was on stage and it didn’t collapse under him? Is he on ozempic now?

Dev Chodzin

Pittsburgh IS exotic, it’s true

Trebor

I think the lady from WI was Rebecca Cooke, she lost to a drunkard named Derrick Van Orden. He’s a real scummy guy

wormhole

damn youg chompskis intro mic like +14dBvu louder than i Was expecting

Jabroni Ludd

Fanny packs can look cool with a Canadian tuxedo but you gotta commit

Woke Grok

PITTSBURGH MENTIONED

Chas Padunski

Backpack very clearly less dignified

Rodigan

Family friends with cia heads

Adam B

Pittsburgh AND WVU mentioned in the same episode????? The streets are feasting today

Demented Avenger

Wins Above Replacement isn't from Moneyball, but is a concept in baseball analysis that has really dominated the discussion to the point of absurdity

Christopher Nagle

Brace will reflexively rebel against this, but a leather satchel is a solid bag option

eza

you should do an episode on Sardar Biglari, owner of Maxim and, you guessed it, Steak and Shake. have Brandon Wardell as guest for that show

Patrick ODonnell

Maxim is owned by the same guy as Steak n Shake lol

Justin

You are correct on both points.

Big Gail

Say it, forget it. Write it, regret it. -Dorinda Medley

Will

Sorry Yung Chomsky, as a Pittsburgher that has lived in the Midwest for eight years, Pittsburgh is not the Midwest.

Clean Shirt Piggie

Was DJT banging Ghislaine back when he was Elon’s age?

jsobrie

Slack is like discord but for even bigger perverts

Joe D’grinda

Daily reminder: Death to America and Israel ❤️

Nicholas

Pennsylvania #1!! We got Philly we got the 'Burgh and a beautiful mountainous countryside in between ⛰️

Clean Shirt Piggie

Rohit Khanna: come for the nazi salute, stay for the ev credits

NYCM&AHole

Would’ve been better if they ran on smack

PT

Not even kidding - Pittsburgh is genuinely my favorite city in the States.

MCL

Mein Glusenkamph

Tammy

I guarantee you Hilary and Trump have fucked.

Brent

Just put everything into a barrel and lug it on your shoulder. Manly as hell. Take up space.

t o r t

#ProudGroupie

Brian Ward

I mean .... Back in the day... You know ...

Ramona

Pittsburgh is NOT the Midwest YC

Samir Knox

Just carry a laptop with no sleeve or nothing and you keep all your files or papers inside the folded laptop

K

Yea, but it’s also not the northeast corridor. As someone from the south I grew up thinking Pittsburgh and Philly weren’t dissimilar and I soon realized the error of my ways …

K H

Plan as meme. It's clear I think that the thing that made people good at doing all their homework and completing all the reading is a supreme lack of capacity or even desire for self direction. These guys are all ai chatbots PLEADING for someone to tell them what to do. They CAN'T make a plan. People make plans FOR them and they execute. They are a kind of bootlicker. The lanyard is their lil collar and they need a strong adult to tug it and direct them and tell them they did a good job. They know plans are good and they should have a plan, but they don't actually even know what they want to do besides win elections. So they have a plan to win elections without incorporating how to actually govern so you keep winning. They are loser nerd kids that never grew up. Nothing they say or do actually matters even a little. Corporate interests just approve or deny their decorating ideas each year. All the adults they got approval from are already dying.

K

Re train to Washington: whether or not you took the Acela is a crucial scene report distinction. Markedly different crowd on the Acela vs. the northeast regional which may explain the direct to consumer olive oil totebag nonsense

ChigBungus

Agreed. The downside however is you have to be dressed appropriately or you look completely insane, so it’s not always viable.

K H

Why do people keep saying this?

Big Problem

It’s going to be so awesome when the only democrats holding office are the mayor of New York and the mayor of San Fran and the dems have been completely supplanted by an American version of Morena 🙏😇👼🪽

Rory Flaherty

It's so funny to me that theses politicos are like "people from these groups and try to put pressure on politicians and government to do the things they want!" That's literally what politics is. You're describing politics.

K H

Roger Khana is such a good name for him.

ChigBungus

Brace the obvious solution is an A.L.I.C.E. Kit. Just roll through town with that bad boy slapped on top of your normal clothes.

Your Mum

We love you brace beldon

l roberts

Liz now infected by the “I will say this” virus

Eric

Lmao Wins above replacement (WAR) is a baseball term. Meaning how much better a given player is compared to a “replacement player” eg a minor leaguer. I’m assuming the context these nerd bitches are using it is how well a candidate polls compared to a generic dem candidate

Brian Ward

They just want the republicans to know they'll man the trains when the time comes

Alexander

Come see for yourself

Liam Farley

I'll believe Marie Gluesenkamp Perez went to Reed when she releases a document reviewing at least 15 different 2C family research chemicals and doxxes an anarchist for being the Chlamydia super spreader at a dorm room orgy.

Liam Farley

Although I'm guessing she just got bullied into hanging out with all the other closeted nerd dems and that's why she's whining about the left

Alexander

YC lore dump on the 412? 🥺

T

come back to the ukie club brace, we love you here in philly as well

Michael S. Judge

McElwee vs. Slotkin Boy. Offshore PPV. Hosted by Ahmed al-Sharaa

Michael S. Judge

if Felix can reach Kasich Boy from 2016, he's probably a fucking bruiser

Alexander

I'm from Pittsburgh who wanna play Mahjong w me

Doug Cartel

I think Vance's reasoning is that if heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied, and illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs, and if there's no one besides you when your soul embarks, then I'll follow you into the dark (at least until her soul gets to Catholic hell and then he's gonna U-turn like SIKE) (the joke is on him because hell is fake)

ploob

Uhhm, Liz, honey, we're not blowing backs out anymore, we're actually kicking backs in now 😘

Doug Cartel

Nah I think his name was Steve Judenraus

Patch

What’s the deal with Graza olive oil I’m paranoid now I got that shit on the counter

ploob

You will settle for the Doomscroll and like it.

Evan Pitkin

Definitely feel that disgust Liz was expressing.

Egg B

I think it’s just trying to make trendy olive oil and is very Whole Foods. Tbh the bottle is very good, it’s a bummer.

Slik Smoothie

Philly can’t be like Portland cuz black people actually live there

EaZy E

Pittsburgh is the marriage between mid west and mid Atlantic. We have everything you'd want out of a city, while not really feeling like a real city. Idk, its a city for people that dont like cities. Also, come do a show here again. Lol.

EaZy E

My argument is that pittsburgh is east meets west. The marriage of mid Atlantic and Midwest.

Donald

Learned they made drafts into a real thing called a notebook.

PT

He’s a fellow Carnegie Mellon grad. One of us!

Matelda

All these years i thought "blue dog" was a slur. Had no idea there were people who call themselves that on purpose.

Jack

going through your fair city to get to the airport is consistently the worst automobilic experience of my life

EaZy E

Lmao. So, weirdly enough, I did a trip to the airport today. Do you mean if you're coming from the downtown area? The traffic on the big hill that goes down to the one set of tunnels can get very bad. The road system around the city is like a spider web that follows all the hills. Anyways, I have to kind of go north, to that big hill, then go up and to the airport. It was easy for me, but it was also 5am. Lol

DarylBarenziah

2 things: Liz quoted god earlier (communists have a Mandate of Heaven it’s okay) then exclaims 31 minutes in about why is everyone getting religious. The final war armageddon is coming and the third temple yada yada. Anyways brace, go to Paris. See a man 2/3’s your age with more pussy surrounding him then you’ve ever believed. He’s got a purse. It’s Gucci, it looks like he’s got half his life in it. It can’t be the other dames cause they have them too. Tote up. But Liz is right, Bad for back and like a horror movie title “it compounds”

T

I think true to their honest intentions (corporate profits and no change ever), the finale to this fest sounds exactly like every corporate summit or meeting I’ve ever been to. establishing we need a plan, and the plan needs to help us win, and once we have the plan we can nail the plan, and the plan is to win

Nothingburger Burgerreich

You guys should go to Socialism 2025. I’ve been curious about what goes on there but I can’t take time off work to be a gumshoe.

i shyr

boneless fetterman is just post-colonic fetterman

Nothingburger Burgerreich

Technocrats should go to school to run the government and should only appeal to elections to break ties between them silly

Tea for the Tillerman

NY and DC are Shanghai and Beijing but what are China’s Portland, Pittsburgh, and Philly? LA is what, Guangzhou? I feel very ignorant of Chinese urban geography, typical amerifat

Jack

going south from 28. you enter this dank underground bridge. you need to shift right three lanes, then immediately shift left three lanes (all cars blaring) and go into a tunnel

Vincent

Brace, if you go to the Nintendo store in NYC, you can buy a Donkey Kong branded mini duffle that looks like a little barrel. It's very cool and very dignified. It's not a purse, it's Donkey Kong Barrel Sling and it's for boys AND girls.

Horse

As my phone sits nestled in my valley of breast Sending X's to trump, I realize I'm next

candlefly

Still listening, but always feel old when people who know stuff have never heard of something I thought was a given for anyone who knows...stuff. Auchincloss! Jackie O's family! The Massachusetts Auchinclosses! Anyone, one of those annoying American Royalty families boomers venerate. I didn't actually have this Jake on my radar until Abundancefest. Oh shit, beautiful note in his wikipedia: Voted with Joe Biden 100% of the time!

George P

Josh Barro is indeed gay, I believe his husband worked on Crooked Hilary’s campaign. Also his father is an influential Harvard economist whose main belief seems to be that the government spending money on anything that helps people is bad. Entire family should be in prison.

Wendi Byther

I think the thing that disturbs me most about everything that’s happening is the glib, flippant, even jokey/laughy way that the elites are now letting loose in such a mask-off way. Not that them having the masks on was good. But the fact that they feel so free to consider the rest of us as insects as soon as they realize they aren’t being reined in by anyone anywhere, apparently. Liz’s sinking sick feeling as the Gaza protesters were being removed and the seals all got up and clapped..yeah I’ve been feeling that feel a lot these last 5 months

N P

Don't use olive oil out of a plastic bottle

Isaac

Mein Glutenkampf im Glutenfreikorps

Gordon Schmidt

A Blue Dog Democrat is a Democrat who doesn't use condoms

Kevin Price

Gotta rock the crossbody, best male bag choice

candlefly

Aella! You can find her on X, the everything app. I really want a 3-part TrueAnon Aella series. (No please, there is not enough there she's just fun to mock.)

Clean Shirt Piggie

How are you liberals on a fucking liberal podcast but not on Bluesky? Fucking phonies!

Ana

I mean, the Trump V. Elon shit is 100% a distraction from the very real death and destruction that this horrible bill is going to create. Like, the bill is a right-winger's dream when it comes to attacks on essential healthcare for women and minorities and social services in it. It's going to kill a lot of people. The problem is the Democrats don't care about that either, and they only want to talk about how Trump needs to invade Iran or how the party should embrace Elon. Basically, they're a right-wing political party becoming even more right-wing, and it is utter insanity that people are still not seriously talking about the aching need to replace them with a new party (which we literally have precedent for in this country, so don't give me that "two-party system" b.s. unless you're a registered Whig) and are *still* pushing ridiculous fantasies of reforming this cancerous institution in a post-Biden world.

Ana

Yeah, Gore Vidal (Jackie's stepbrother funny enough) wrote an entire essay about the Auchinclosses back in the day. One of those "weird" old money families. (I mean, they're all freaks, the rich, but the Auchinclosses are considered weird even amongst them.)

Sydney

Thank you for calling out Marie Gleusenkamp Perez (MGP) the new MTG. She unfortunately represents my district and we have been protesting her

Ana

It's a bunch of well-to-do academics and self-described "organizers" (which is lefty for "person looking for a career with the DNC") talking about how voting blue no matter who is the only true path to socialism please donate to AOC 2028 thank you and then calling the police because a local youth of color got too close to the convention center and they're worried about having their stuff stolen.

ZeeBee

Speaking on behalf of the entire commonwealth of Massachusetts, we don't claim that corny technocrat Auchincloss. Fucking guy can't hit.

JDF

Amen

Hardcore Virgin

Marie Perez Glusenkampf named her dog (according to Wikipedia) Uma Furman.

Dom Gina

Brace, thank you for being a warrior for men’s bag issues. I feel seen. I’ve been experimenting with a Baby Baby Bjorn (BBB) for phone, book, and wallet.

original gay pussy eatah

I was a valet for Welcomefest and I jacked off in every car I parked, my balls are drained!

D. Elwood

I really appreciate coverage of these kinds of events, I had to swear off them after I got a little too rowdy at a Manchin townhall in like 2016 and burned some bridges with the state Working Families Party lol, shout out to those protestors for fighting the good fight

jay alan

I enjoyed the Matty y. bipper swag description. Lol

Jack

I wish I could believe in 'distraction' conspiracies. everything is stupid fucking chaos

Matt Jolo

the way you guys talk about it sounds more like "Unwelcome Fest" or "Welcome Back Adolf Hitler Fest"

Michael Young

I live in MGP's district. The far largest County(Clark) where I live voted for Harris. She BARELY beat Joe Kent the ONLY reason she beat Kent was because she over preformed in Clark County. Not going to happen again she'll get beat by Lewellan(Camas City Council) who barely didn't beat out Kent in an open primary. So yeah fuck those people.

Matt Jolo

DEMOCRATS ARE LOSERS THAT DONT LISTEN TO THE BASE THEY ARE GOING TO KEEP LOSING ELECTIONS.

Ana

I didn't mean it was a conspiracy. Just a distraction. A funny distraction since it might FINALLY lead to comeuppance for Elon (but probably won't bc billionaire Nazis rarely face consequences). But I definitely don't like that, like, Dem politicians are trying to capitalize off a split between the billionaire revanchist, authoritarian president and one of his billionaire Nazi backers. And yeah, chaos is the operative word. The U.S. empire isn't going to decline gracefully. Our crackup will only get more UGLY.

Drew LaBarre

Glussenkamp-Perez was my old weed dealer.

Throw Away

we need to manufacture a miami Ziz by forcing a san fransiscan to live in a boat off the coast of miami

ERIC

DOGE style the spooks out of the democratice party!

K H

They unironically do. A decent number of pilots fall into this ven diagram of loving war and austerity and Republican shit but pretend to be sad about it.

Alexander

All i can say is that Pittsburgh's infrastructure is very hostile to visitors (outsiders) We like it that way

Alexander

It felt cathartic to hear Liz describe her feelings witnessing the center left being ghoulish. I went to a kamablah rally on election eve and saw the same thing. There was intolerance anger even fear towards like five protestors standing for something they believed in. Cheerful applause once they were escorted out, as if they were drunk hecklers. The self righteousness these people feel is simply suffocating

Dr Nermal Funkenstein

Young Chomsky was kinda right, Pittsburgh is more midwest than midatlantic. But really Pittsburgh is like the eastern continental divide. Weird fuckin dialect + whack weather + obsessive sports fans but not anything like Philly fans = a city/region that has been twisting its isolated population's brains ever since the Whiskey Rebellion

Kody

In 8th grade at my catholic school I asked, do good people who aren’t catholic still make it into heaven? And the teacher (young late 20s) replied if they followed the ten commandments they’ll enter the gates of heaven. I asked the same question in 7th grade (different teacher and much older) and they said they go where they believe, sooo there ya go brace, kind of you to be concern over jd’s wife soul

Ellen Grace

I love Liz’s continued use of blow their back out

Butternut Squash

the “i can see your cock” vocal edit made me laugh in public

EaZy E

The place was a successful pioneer fort that provided good defenses against a bunch of guys sneaking up on you. Capital only ever saw the rivers, they dont give a shit everything's on a hill. Lol.

Horse Badorties

I have an Enron tote bag. It is my retirement fund.

Peter

Brace’s fear of purses needs to be studied

DarylBarenziah

Dude. Joe Kent ran in my county! That guy is insane lmfao I remember his signs a few years back and the huge push from our local christo conservative fasc show. KENT. Gods and openly CIA pastor what a fruit.

Jose Chung

I’m one of Guzenkampf’s illiterate constituents. The baseball cap flannel shtick is so corny, and I don’t care about your husband’s auto shop! I swear she just lives in Skamania County to fake the working class logger aesthetic… Also, she didn’t do shit when those Sasquatch hunters went missing this winter!!

Jose Chung

The Coexist Inc guy apparently was her roommate in college, he has an episode about her

DarylBarenziah

Sorry about the fruit comment I just don’t think he’s in love with his wife and I hate the gay closeted conservatives the most cause it’s just like go have fun who is this hate for.

Jaime

I’ll wear my fucking backpack until my dying day. I will rise above society’s persecution.

Ellis Roper

Oh god Glutenkampf is in our backyard. It’s literally just a suburb for racist Portlanders who don’t want to pay income tax. I never go there but I assume everyone in Vancouver wears oakleys that type of vibe

Sean

weed dealers DOMINATE PNW local politics and it’s one of the worst things about this place

Hudson Nicholson

PITTSBURGH TALKED ABOUT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Matt Jolo

Brazilian Butt Bill

Sardonic

fucking lol @ Indivisible being too demanding for them. Fucking indivisible, the postcard writing liberal cope group. Unbelievable.

Cara

Hey could you guys consider getting cheaper shipping options to Canada for the merch? I wanna buy a hat but shipping is 25$- I mostly trust the mail and wouldn’t need it to be tracked thanks :)

ancrapistan

They were walking with Sleepy, then turned around and saw only one set of footprints

12345

Getting up on stage and shouting "WHO KEEPS SHITTING IN MY PANTZ"

PT

It’s fucking addictive. I’ve found myself saying “I will say this” several times before I realize what’s going on

Chapo Bath House

Aella 2032 She's electable if you vote for her

Floodlights

Brace, from the first few minutes; - lookup professional dart players - (the Irish are really good) you will be blown away… - Liz, Brace and Young, please check out the the song Hog Calling Contest, amazing band and I think of it being an awesome drop every time the subject or hogs, chops, squeals, oinks or anything porcine… hope to hear it make an appearance at some point!

Floodlights

Also the song Dragon - band is King Gizzard

CJ

My daughter's first word was "bubbles", I think B is the easiest sound to make, that's how infantilised we are by these people

Heather Mendick

I just got three minutes in - you need to watch some professional darts, it's amazing

drewb

Internet person who arranged a gangbang for her birthday, then made an infographic about it. You're welcome

drewb

If you really want to start a holy war, ask a room full of catholics whether someone who kills themselves goes to heaven. Some priests have an.. interesting take on this. It's a big part of why I'm not catholic anymore!

Rory Blank

A couple people have already mentioned that Maxim is owned by the same dude who owns Steak N Shake, but what neither of them mentioned is that the owner of both is the son of a Brigadier General in the Imperial Iranian Armed Forces, who fled the country after the 1979 revolution.

.

Can we please have a special edition ‘what Liz believes’ episode.

David Popoola

Philadelphia loves you too, Brace

Homalek

Live show in pittsburgh when?

Hardcore Virgin

Regarding the federal deficit. I may be mistaken when I assert that Liz at points has cast a side-eye at MMT—which I assume means she’s maybe getting her ammo for this arg from other sources. My question. Who /where are these other sources?

Mungo Franczak

Jake Auschwitz is my rep. He fucking sucks.

agentmule

Abundance Industrial Complex

Mungo Franczak

Fun fact about the 5 second Spotlight mention: I went to the high school in Boston that originally exposed the archdiocese’s kid diddling, and the day the movie came out we had a 2 hour long assembly with the entire school for the staff to inform us that much of the movie was “made up” and that it put our president in a “bad light”. It was so fucking funny. Still is. School is Boston College High School btw

Go'Thrak

Please do a rightwing Maxim turn episode with Brandon Wardell

Ligma

Basically, in order to save liberal democracy, we need to get rid of liberal democracy

Marko Loko Lopez

I finally get this show: Trueanon is the number 1 anti-messaging podcast! Now that's a message I can use when I promote this podcast to my friends

Marko Loko Lopez

Get yourself someone who will blow your back out the way Liz ... ... is this something? Can someone finish this joke?

maaaart

Didn’t St Vincent write Prince Johnny due to Ambien?

christian

insane that the dems are going the moneyball route when any self-respecting baseball fan knows that moneyball doesn't fucking work

Claire Simon

i have family out there and all of their neighbors have massive Joe Kent signs in their yard

Claire Simon

My partner's folks live in the backwoods part of glusenkamp's district that went entirely to Joe Kent. Last year the hot gossip in their town was that the sheriff was trans and in a t4t couple because his wife was taller than him

Claire Simon

It's that and the overwhelming stench of paper mill. The river is beautiful though

Kate Derringer

I fucking hate my cia senator elissa slotkin

David Haigh

Was gonna have to unsub after these backpack comments...but. I'm back in after the paraphrasing of that most adroit of political commentators, Avril Lavigne

Steven Frick

“Crafted by artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummy”

OG Cracker Barrel

Libs that scream ‘DID YOU SAVE GAZA YET?!’ Make me want to do the Brace Clip in real life.

mavillagorilla

My Pittsburgh nationalism is going CRAZY this episode, but saying Pittsburgh is Midwest hurts me.

Cm

Ok

Cm

M

Ben

Gluesenkamp looks like she could play a younger Laura Dern in a biopic

Alexander

Missed opportunity to describe Pittsburgh as a classic east meets midwest

baby bitch

huge day for trueanon listeners in SW washington. my neighbor refers to kent as "a handsome devil." we hosted a town hall w/ kent and glusenkamp. kent brought audience plants and a fake 'independent' filmographer to try and generate bad press b-roll

Shan

I’m devastated by the reference to 37-year-old Marie Glue Perez as “a mature woman.”

Shan

Bad built build back butch beautiful bill

Brian Ward

Sometimes I feel like brace hates the Irish as much or more than he hates Germans and that makes me sad

Sean McKenna

What town from southeastern mass u from? He reps where I used to live, only won because it was like 3 progressives split the vote

CUSTARD MANIAC

I moved here from the east coast and it IS the midwest. Everyone here is in denial!!!!!!!

mavillagorilla

While it may be true geographically, maybe even topographically, it is WITHOUT QUESTION spiritually perverse to call us the Midwest. We are the Mason Dixon line of the East / Midwest divide, AND ESPECIALLY not on the racist side.

Trish R

Their contempt and feeling of superiority for the average constituent is vile but understandable in a way. I don’t agree with it at all but I guess the money is the most important thing to them. But what I do not understand is the peons who get up and clap for ppl like Ritchie Torres after he gets protesters thrown out. Like…what?

Ryan Ford

YC - loving the strings in the interstitial music lately.

rutjake

i was unfamiliar with glutenkampf and i'm afraid i feel how squirm feels about fetterman here, spiritually speaking

Eli Jennings

My favorite tribe the McAshkenazis

R-Man

I can’t stop saying “it’s abundance, Jim” in Parker posie white lotus voice

Eli Jennings

I love that despite the dems losing consistently they still think that they can win by doing stupid optic plays to “own the left”

Norbur

Build back blown backs better

Selecao9

I love the Irish, hate Irish-Americans

Zzz

Big baby Belden better best

Unelectable Airwaves

Their whole pitch is built on the dubious assumption that the groups are the only ones pointing out how shitty they are, and w/o them everyone would just go back to not knowing who they are. Except the good pragmatic groups like 3rd Way, they’ll always know.

Gus Frank

Next time you come to DC hang out with me, Gus Frank

eggs_mayhem

I’d love to see just one of them acknowledge the Harris campaign going *out of their way* to antagonize Muslims in Michigan. They could even go on to defend the position that people should still have voted for her. But it’s just continued smugness towards people who “could’t be bothered to vote” with no indication of the capacity to self-reflect.

Timbo

I have lived in both Philly and Portland - can confirm that Philly is DEFINITELY weirder, and it doesn’t even have to be try-hard about it like Portland

Andrew

Wins Above Replacement (WAR) is a baseball thing. There’s absolutely no way it relates to electoral politics. It’s a fundamentally different world.

wet_poptart

It’s good to know that, even if he doesn’t respond, every time I @ John Fetterman on an ig story begging him to have another stroke, he or some lib staffer is probably seeing it and FUMING

Paul Brewer

“It’s afraid”. Good one!

Turlough Kelly

I google imaged her and thought, wow, she does look great for someone who's, presumably, about 55

Alex Ames

Yr local sunrise staff member getting jump scared by The Groups mention @ min 42

Linz

1. Pittsburgh shares some features in common with the Midwest (passive aggressive women, diabetic culture), but it is in Appalachia. 2. It sucks. Don't come. Unless you are True Anon, you should come do a live show. Thanks.

Molly McCahan

Every time I think about Liz saying “blow my back out” I diiiiiiiiiie. It’s so good and I love her

Lulu

I live in DC (and by that I mean Northern Virginia), welcome to hell.

Gato gris

If we’re going by WAR for our next candidate then my king Aaron Judge will be the next president

Eden Labrys

brace seems pretty fixated on being a woman lately hehe, to anyone reading this reminder: it is never too late to start hormones 💗🫶

GoRedSox

Amen brother

Mike Wallace

Enjoyed the guitar interludes on this one

Natalie L

PITTSBURGH MENTIONED 😱❗️😱❗️😱❗️

Char Kelly

Liam Kerr is suuuuch a democrat shit bag. He ran the pro-charter school movement in Massachusetts for years and got his ASS handed to him in basically every political arena by unions and pro public school advocates. Fuck that dude so hard

zombie

"the squeal is coming from inside the house" didnt get enough love

Wendi Byther

I feel like the word “understand” is still too generous, but I don’t have a better one. I do not understand. I actively do not understand how these people are the way they are. I “get it” in some kind of sick way, but “understand” is too generous a word.

Manic Exposure

Im always a littlle surprised the right wing commentariat doesnt make more hay out of Vance’s inter-faith marriage and wedding

Sam de Waele

Card carrying member of the Em Rata voting bloc reporting in

Micheline

You woke us yinzers up, huge mistake

Natalie

God I fucking hate my former congresswoman elissa slotkin lol