🦀🇺🇸👉 IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT 🥂😏🚨 (Patreon)

ATTN ALL PATREONETTES!

I have a few announcements to make!

the weather is actually not so bad today? a joyous gift from the g*ds

it is our six year anniversary (more on that in a second)

we are doing a LIVE 😵‍💫 EVENT 😎 with one of our faves SETH HARP

THAT's RIGHT. Seth has a new book coming out (I have it here on my desk right now, jealous?). It is called THE FORT BRAGG CARTEL: DRUG TRAFFICKING AND MURDER IN THE SPECIAL FORCES 👻💉🔫🇦🇫 and just from that title I bet you can guess what it is about (Jeffrey Epstein) but in case you are DAFT or SLEEPY (RIP) here's a little blurb:

Drawing on declassified documents, trial transcripts, police records and hundreds of interviews, Harp tells a scathing story of narco-trafficking in the Special Forces, drug conspiracies abetted by corrupt police, blatant military cover-ups, American complicity in the Afghan heroin trade, and the pernicious consequences of continuous war.

WOW. MAMA MIA.

🔥🦀🫠 we are going to be LIVE 💦 and IN CONVERSATION 🗣️ with SETH on WEDNESDAY AUGUST 13th in (where else) BROOKLYN NY

Because we LOVE YOU, we are announcing this here FIRST.

👉 YOU CAN GET TICKETS HERE WITH THE CODE BRAGG 👈

👉 YOU CAN GET TICKETS HERE WITH THE CODE BRAGG 👈

👉 YOU CAN GET TICKETS HERE WITH THE CODE BRAGG 👈

👉 YOU CAN GET TICKETS HERE WITH THE CODE BRAGG 👈

that way you guys can get them before they go on sale tomorrow for the general pop (gross).

You get a book with a ticket!! WHAT A DEAL! Come see us and see Seth, we always have a good time, you know Brace is gonna say some crazy shit that Seth will laugh and they say he can't comment on. 😜

OK NOW THAT BUSINESS IS OUT OF THE WAY I CAN SPEAK TO YOU FROM THE HEART

you GUYS its our SIX YEAR ANNIVERSARY. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT???

I know we said it on the episode but today is the actual day. Thought it would be nice to send a little message of appreciation and all that. It is impossible to overstate the ways in which being a part of this has changed my life (and also MIND YOUR BUSINESS) so in lieu of something heartfelt and corny I decided to just go through my phone and find some fun things to share with you guys over the years.

this is me painting the temple for our first live show back in my old apartment in berkeley

I made Brace pick up letter balloons that spelled TrueAnon for this and he was so mad at me because they were such a pain in the ass and I think he had to carry them to the venue himself ???? sry b my bad

prized possession

planning for the ghislaine trial

mad early t shirt

portrait of ghislaine from the trial

this is now framed in our studio

my favorite photo that yc took — happened upon this on the idaho trip. kismet

we lived b*tch

love you guys thanks for six years, to many many more.

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L B YC