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Episode 481: Pierogi for Me but Not for Thee (Patreon)

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2025-08-11 13:20:27
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We talk Epstein’s lair and Ghislaine’s deals, then go in-depth on Alan Dershowitz’s penchant for pierogis and penis.

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Dace

HEHIMMM

dominic

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE. HAVE A GREAT DAY OR ELSE.

Noah

EVERY FARMERS MARKET IS A WONDERFUL SECRET

Mungo Franczak

I overslept this morning I hate mondays sm

Quinn

Everytime I read his name I play the Dershowitz music in my head

Virus

Can already tell this one's gonna be all time

Mersham

I cannot get enough Dersh and Epstein content. Please shovel into my open holes

Trebor

Give him Pierogi or give him death. (The latter please)

Dec

2 hours 17 mins thinking about something other than Gaza comin up. Don’t know whether to feel grateful or ashamed, but at least I know I can listen

Vero

I needed this this morning. Thanks, gang.

Vero

Please please tell me YC does the sound at least once

Brian Long

Shirts and skins at beach volleyball lmao. One side clothed, the other, naked.

drewb

plimp

Vero

He delivered 🙏

cyberbasque

Dersh impression very reminiscent of Walt Tremblay

John Lemieux

George Plimpton is the gourmand’s legal name

pelicans123

Fastest I’ve ever clicked play on a podcast

Aidan Conway

She Dersh on my Alan till I witz

NYCM&AHole

GOING BACK TO THE SOURCE

Matt Jolo

Cue vampire music.

Vincent

I DISAGREE. If there's a body of water and it's okay to let your shit hang out, that's a beach.

Your Mum

I wish I could show yall the crazy swollen face I have from some bee stings rn

Horse

Listening to this ep driving back from a weekend down the cape, you love to see it. Real heads just call it the vineyard

Chas Padunski

Maybe this is a little too tin foil, but could the framed photos be a silent reminder of the business Epstein was in. Basically, “hey just remember I’ve got pictures.”

Scott Mosher

Pesto is alive and better than ever, Liz. Sorry!

Brent

Shirts and skins, but everyone bottomless

mads

2 hr and 17 minute pierogi discussion

Chris

Where my Poland heads at

Brent

Blood children. I heard you YC

Hugh Jazz

Anyone else get the feeling that the “printing out and hanging up Getty pictures” thing is a sort of alibi thing? “Look at me with all your faves”!

Mirjam Dornauer

Any other elderly German listeners getting flashbacks to elementary school when you had to write poetry into your classmates Poesie albums?

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

You're laughing; I suffered political violence while playing beach volleyball and you're laughing?

Mirjam Dornauer

A friend of mine had to go with his dad on summer vacation when he was about 14 years old. 3 weeks at a nudist colony in Hungary. Most of his Hungarian side of the family was there, too. He never was the same after this

JV

brace left his robotic p3n1s in the charger

Jakob Lambourne

Bit of a ZORT vibe with the AI bloodtesting firm also

Quinn

Not long enough

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

Is getting sand kicked in your face some generational dork trauma that weirdos have to lie about? Kinda like being “spat on” for getting drunk in the army reserve during Vietnam or Gen X dorks that play up being bullied for playing DnD?

Mungo Franczak

I live on Nantucket. We call Martha’s Vineyard the “Little Saint James of the Atlantic” (we don’t call it this)

helvetica.hottie

Thanks YC for the consistent enough sound clips for Alan and Ghislaine that I consistently hear them in my head whenever either of them are brought up in conversation.

Brian Ward

Brace when are you doing gun guys on the guys podcast

Dan Z

Woody Allen sounds exactly like Brace just a little more out of breath

bob

We need Liz and Brace to get into that lair and do some more architectural crit, stat!

Antipaganda

Everything described here is a demonstration of the banality of evil. I had disgust boiling away in my subconscious the entire time.

Jakob Lambourne

Nudism was also a big thing in east germans as there was no religious shame about it unlike west germany. As a dane it is know as Brace says, that the germans came here to “build bunkers” which meant to frolick naked on our beaches

Jake Lane

Brace needs to chill out a bit

Tanner

“It was a Lair”

Garm

I wonder if the entomologist mentioned was E O Wilson? The New York magazine article mentions a connection here: “On the 727 these days, he has been reading a book by E. O. Wilson, the eminent scientist and originator of the field of sociobiology, called Consilience, which makes the case that the boundaries between scientific disciplines are in the process of breaking down. It’s a view Epstein himself holds.”

Vincent

Was there a body of water?

Dunc

Welcome to the “trying to figure out what an atrium is” podcast

i shyr

will we ever get the Snyder cut of frazzledrip ?

Antipaganda

I am very enamoured by Brace's incandescent rage at the very concept of the idle rich. Based Brace!

D G

Love the rededication to playing the durshowitz Dracula and jizlane evil woman samples. :)

Jeremy hatrington

Never went to fed prison but the couple of states I was locked up had max, medium, low and camps. Max are hell on earth, 23 hour lockdown, controlled movement shit. Medium is normal couple of guys in a cell, get outside time every day but there are guards in towers with guns and like 4 layers of razor wire and fencing. Low security might have one fence with razor wire and you probably live in a dorm with 50 other people and often have to work maintaining a higher level place nearby. Camps don’t have walls or fences and are more like shitty college dorms. Like no bars on the windows, doors COULD be locked but almost always weren’t. Usually people end up here when they have less than a year to serve and are taking re integration classes. Best possible lock up scenario. I had a puppy living me that I was training for ptsd troops and there was a vending machine with snickers ice cream bars I could use once a day.

Michał Smoleń

Liz is a certified clown, you can’t sue a clown for a little joke about some alleged things

_

The lighting coupled with the stark whiteness of the bridal gown gives that bronze sculpture the impression of a mummified corpse. Really all the photos are as disconcerting as they are tacky.

Scout

canon george plimpton vs fanon george plimpton

NYCM&AHole

Killary lives in chappaqua, accessible by the metro north line. Ted Kennedy killed a girl in chappquidick, which is off Martha’s Vineyard

NYCM&AHole

Noam getting dome on Epstein island Chomsky

Scout

she witz on my alan til i dersh

Ethical_tweaker

Yea we're all very proud of him for his sobriety but the dude would benefit from a few vallium every now and then.

Mango Bolsonaro

What happened to the gong and the bongos?

Lucy

as a former morning glory employee, I disagree with jack VEHEMENTLY. the west tisbury farmers market is incredible. absolutely worth going to - get the popovers!!!!!!!

malfeasance

For sure a contender for Vocal Stim of The Year

Swimaroo

The Gourmand's house keepers put blue chews wrapped in colorful foils in the mouth of an artfully folded Swan Towel once the bed has been made.... EVERY morning

Max Fennig

My dad went to the gay head elementary Chomsky mentioned lol

LB

notme

Me googling "Jim Cummer" and getting nowhere

Major Pisano

Yes, beach volleyball and yoga are, like smoking a bong all images, observations you’re going to become aware, are common place at any clothes free beaches. Brace, nude beach volleyball with after yoga? You in?

Lucy Kurtz

I have to comment that the movie Brace was thinking of is The Seven Year Itch, not Some Like It Hot (both are great). Also my husband and I went to MV this summer and saw a cyclist decked out in a full Israeli flag jersey and shorts. Crazy stuff.

drewb

Jimmy jizz

drewb

Vibrating at AC frequency, for their pleasure™️

John Lemieux

To be fair old Chomsky would write to anyone

Will Kay

Elizabeth Holmes expert here, she and Billy have been together since like 2019

T bird

Hey Brace I can’t get the picture Dershowitz’s penis but I have one of mine. Would that be helpful?

Erich

Thank you for largely using the correct plural of pierogi instead of saying pierogis

jugsdotgov

It’s something they have in common with guys who own horrible pizzerias

ectoslavia

Dersh's middle name? Morton.

Colemanonymous

we need more Jack on trueanon. A top tier joyful correspondent.

Nothingburger Burgerreich

More guys. Comer, yo-yo ma, Larry Dunn, Loretta Lynch. Who are these people? I’d love to know how someone learns about this stuff without being terminally online.

buttface

DOX.... THAT.... BABY!!! (crowd hoots and applauds wildly)

AfroCommie

I did think it was a Martha Stewart thing just now - a european

Chas Padunski

MASSIVE blunder. Cinephiles in tears. The movie Brace means is The Seven Year Itch, not Some Like It Hot, both by Billy Wilder.

Robert Vaughan

Thanks for the shout out for EFNY Pizza. I work at the one run by his brother in Portland. Big fan of the pod. Also my uncle in law is/was the second in command (Mark G.) of that MMS (Miracle Mineral Solution) the bleach supplement.

Budget Hireling

I’ve gotten my girlfriend to start saying dox the baby so you could say I’m doing my part

Jacob

Brace’s thought process: atrium = A Tree, hmmm? Also Portland nude beaches are nice, sorry you don’t see the vision

Ray

i met a guy with a lucy vincent sticker in the 90s and asked about the nude aspect and he was like most beachgoers "aren't the type of folks you would want to see nude"

Nicholas

Dersh doing Polish erasure by not mentioning us in the pierogi discussion

Egg B

The Dersh thing feels inevitable and to scale. I lived on cape cod as a kid and I think almost every job I had featured an episode of someone suffering from “do you know who I am” syndrome. Dershowitz’s episode went how you could guess LOL.

fried egg

unfortunately think jen and coach shah are inextricably, psychically linked. there’s no breaking those crazy kids up

Drew

Plump+Blimp=Plimpton

Hans

Who is breathing loudly in the mic

Alex C

Lol Liz

Hans

Cubes may be for cheese but pyramids are for schemes

Don Diva Quixote

The Honerable Reverend Doctor Sir Adam Freidland has enemies everywhere

Noah Mingus

I love when Liz breaks out the kazoo

Noah Mingus

I was conceived to yo yo ma, how's that for touching grass

田

The pesto and sun dried tomato slander was uncalled-for :(

Jacob

Sun-dried tomatoes are eternal

Hot Rod

Very curious about the bronze bride. Kiki Smith, maybe? She’s made a career out of female figures cast in bronze, paired with real objects. She’s not a pedophile but she’d be the type of artist that 90s billionaires would have been interested in. And her work was dialectic enough for JE to take out of context and make a pervy sick joke of.

D

I've been to Lucy Vincent a bunch of times and it's primarily just a regular beach with lots of well-to-do families with kids of all ages doing regular beach things. It just has a nude section further down the beach from the parking lot. You could easily sneak a pic walking past the nude area as you walk even further down the beach, which clothed people do all the time. The more difficult part would be getting access to the beach as you have to live or rent in Chillmark to get access to the parking there.For what it's worth, it's a beautiful swimming beach. I wouldn't spend my own money to rent on MV, but if you ever get invited you should go. In many ways it sucks ass, but it's also very much a vibe, as the kids say, and is an interesting experience.

XvinzXznivX

I’m a 25 year old living in west Texas and I’ve never met a Jewish person in my life

Clean Shirt Piggie

Next show you should explore the connection between Dersh’s penchant for nude volleyball and the NXIVM guy’s midnight volleyball games

Throw Away

Doxxing babies isn’t cool here. They ripped babies in half on October 7th and put them in whack a mole machines

Ash

i witnessed elderly nude beach volleyball when i was far too young i’m afraid.

NYCM&AHole

I can help him with tax structures why doesn’t he give me money

Pigeon

Was not expecting Gay Head, but I’m not complaining 😉

C

Woke Cop

wormhole

I also dont understand the summer vacation thing

Clean Shirt Piggie

I hate Dersh but he can make out a civil rights claim for religious discrimination against him by a public accommodation as member of protected religious class (Jewish). Probably won’t win but can impose his wealth on the poor pierogi seller.

Claire Simon

Ok there’s a guy who hangs out at the nude beach in Portland who has the biggest penis I have ever seen in my life. Easily the size of my forearm

Dr. Ron Jambo

I think the atrium is a vestibule? Also Brace+Dersh nude beach selfie NOW!

Big Problem

Dershowitz is 1000% the kind of disgusting old guy that not only lives being nude but loves putting himself in positions where you have to look at his nasty thang. Any guy who regularly uses a gym locker room knows exactly the type I’m talking about. Not only is it certain he’s going to the nude beach, he’s also putting his towel right in front of you and bending over to do so so you can see his whole asshole and nutsack that nearly go to his knees

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

Alan is living the reactionary retiree dream: getting media attention for the most inane “inconvenience” that just boils down to being a disgusting person that everyone avoids.

Baby J

The nude beach predilection is almost definitely a manifestation of the very strong exhibitionistic pole of his personality.

Mike Malloy

Wasn’t outright stated just sort of implied at 1:38 that six pierogi was excessive and to be clear that is light work, not raising eyebrows until you’ve housed a dozen. Three ears of corn is crazy though.

MCL

Martha’s Vineyard is whatever, Nantucket has that guy from there

Egg B

As a Celtics fan by birth (there are no options here), 2012 ECF are literally burnt into my mind for all eternity. I once sat on a jury that involved the ECF as a central part to the story and it was very distracting (I was an alternate and had no impact on the decision). The fact that Dershowitz was slipping on piss while the Celtics were on the verge of losing the Big 3 so soon after is literally hilarious. LeBron James is on the court removing people from the earth and Dershowitz is covered in piss.

Matty C

3 ears and you’re playing with em

Clammy_Damp

Yo-Yo Ma is a huge lush. I used to work in a tiny restaurant in west Cambridge he’d come in all the time and get FUCKED up on some wine.

Matty C

Considering they served a bunch of other Jews, are Jewish, and when he reengaged they referenced his ALLEGED CONNECTIONS to a famously convicted and suicide’d pedophile I don’t think it makes it to a jury.

J98

It is so classic for Liz to pathologize something she doesnt do, while simultaneously making excuses for the European (read FRENCH) version of it.

Sander Emerick

How funny would it be if Vance committed suicide?

Mikkel Holt

It’s a river beach. Don’t you disrespect Sauvie’s

Jacob

They don’t call it Cock Rock for nothing

Michael L

There is zero chance that Woody Allen wrote that letter. I’ve read a few of his books and other writings, and just knowing what I know about his artistic seriousness, no, zero chance. But then WTF?

ivy

What movie is Liz talking about near the end of the episode? The perfect distillation of american middle class politics?

Mango Bolsonaro

It’s honestly wild that dersh hasn’t just moved to Israel already

Henry

Ball and chain could be a visual joke. "The old ball and chain is watching you get a naughty massage"

Henry

Idk seems like some stupid shit he would do

Max

I am hereby officially filing a complaint about Liz culturally appropriating Piroshki for her own Polish race from Russia.

A_ZO

TA live show at the chilmark library

A_ZO

Eddington

Rory

I wan pierogi

ivy

Thank you

harpy

chappaquiddick is one of the worst movies i've ever seen.

Mr Worldwide

I had sex with Brace Belden (I am a man)

Kiwi

I had to skip past all the mic breathing. Awful stuff.

Ben V

I hate to do this guys but the Clintons live in Chappaqua NY not Chappaquiddick ;(

swervegriffin

This is like the third time in the history of this podcast they’ve made this mistake

Chapo Bath House

The only time I've felt bad for Wolf Blitzer was when he was SO EXCITED to drink his nice lil Wolf Spritzer but then either Trump got shot or Biden dropped out or w/e, and he had to come into work

Hank

Why did nobody tell me that Dersh sounds like Joe Pera?

Wendi Byther

As a New Englander, this entire fiasco has pleased me so much..I knew about the first half of the story, where he got all shitty at the vendor, but I did not know the second half where the entire fkn town came out to shut his shit down and give all of their money to the vendor..very New England coded lol

RKB

Gay head beach is also a nude beach. It’s also the closest beach to Jackie O’s

oo __

He’s a local legend. The most majestic, leathery skin

Chris Atwell

I met my husband at a farmers’ market. Lmk if you need me to hit the tipline to tell you the whole story.

Honora Beirne

Can confirm rich people print & frame weird photos of themselves in their prime AND paparazzi/event photos with other rich people

Carlos Zambrano

Idk what was going on today but yall were cracking me UP today

the empty suit

putting some farmer's market pierogi stand on blast on your public Twitter/X account and calling the owner a "bigot" when he's the one who loudly misgendered them the entire time he threw his little hissy fit about discrimination is hysterical to me

Natalie

Hmmm if the ball & chain were Koonsian levels, I imagine it'd be described as such rather than just "large" but perhaps it still serves an Artistic Function

I am become reply guy

Because homunculus is mentioned several times I feel that it is my duty to remind you all that a homunculus is a small man spontaneously generated from putrefied semen that has been sealed in a gourd and then warmed in the womb of a horse for forty days.

John Swan

Multiple nets at the nude beach in San Diego fwiw

Ben

Please get yo yo ma on . please

Kevin C

Anytime i hear news about mr Dershowitz, Jethro tull's Aqualung starts playing in my head

Nite Life Jesse

is the restaurant Paddy’s 34 ☘️ Lunch over on Walden st

Nite Life Jesse

No, lemme guess he goes to Ma Magoo’s by Fresh Pond just mashed out on syrah

Crab Explosion

Just a few days ago I was thinking about how we hadn't heard from the Gourmand in a while. A sumptuous episode

Hardcore Virgin

Yes. You can see them if you look through a microscope.

Sara Z.

Alan’s insistence on calling a they them obvious biological woman a man is stunning I love his mind

Nite Life Jesse

Its a hilarious thought that JD vance would have to be running damage control to these washed podcast comedians while Biden could just do whatever and reliably have a legion of late night cable comedians unconditionally defend him

heavenly bodies

Imagine having the season ticket seats next to dershowitz

HonestEd

Shirts/skins for nude beach vball is where half the guys are daffy ducking it and the rest are fully naked

Natalie

Dang was the post that had all the anniversary BTS deleted? I'm trying to remember what company was on the green hat in one of the photos

Corey Reynolds

Why do American Zionists praise Israel but not actually live there?? If they love it so much they should move there.

mary catherine

Bensingers HANDS OFF my podcasts 😭

wavylady

She came to my mind too but don’t you think she usually does more unconventional figures? I think it would have been pretty easy to name all the artists who had pieces there in the article but what do I know lol

Hot Rod

I agree it should be easy to ID the artist. The Clinton painting has already ID’ed. It could be to protect the person from pitchforks. No one associated with JE is going to escape the rage. I’m also thinking about Liz’s point that the NYT photos felt staged, curated. It is really difficult imo to trust any “new” revelations.

escodub

They do have nude beaches in Europe. No textile. Way better to enjoy the sea, and dry quick, without spending time with a wet swim short or suit. Less people with camera than in a regular beach. Should try. Nothing better.

Andrew

Wait a minute in what world did Brace NOT write this Charles Atlas letter to Dershowitz?

Shiv

For the first half of his film description I thought Brace thought Marilyn Monroe was in, “Do The Right Thing”

Shiv

The most important thing to know about the SF Nude Beach is that it’s cold as fuck 90% the time

Hardcore Virgin

Rooting for the Miami heat during that time period was one of the most rewarding fan experiences (highs and lows) I’ve ever had and I believe it was that ecf that produced the greatest performance I’ve ever seen. Lbj’s game 6. And dersh’s wet hurt

Evan Scott

Liz and Brace are the only Californians that i can listen to talk about California not only without rolling my eyes but genuinely enjoy it, and listening to them experiencing/ learning about/ adjusting to living on the east coast is so fun

Mr Worldwide

I’m actually a 5’2 woman who deadlifts more than Mr Yung Chomsky

Evan Scott

Im including liz complaining about njtransit or lirr or whatever in this

Shiv

strong agree on both takes

Shiv

ACAB but in the clip I saw, Woke Cop showed Dershowitz a level of patience I would be entirely incapable of. Maybe facilitated by being a 4th gen rich island cop

Shiv

house style

J Fitz

Just listened to a Know Your Enemy episode where one of them says Fran Lebowiz saw Woody Allen gawking on the sidewalk when Epstein’s townhouse was raided by the FBI

kk

What if the girl on the rope in the atrium isn’t climbing up or down…but rather swinging side to side…like a pendulum in a clock…tik tok tik tok…your time is up Trump! Checkmate libs

Noah

Liz is so right about the Dersh incident being a distillation of middle America. If we don’t get our treats, all hell breaks loose

Noah

And we love to use treat buying as a form of protest

gus

The berkshires isn’t western mass 🩷

Pug_luvr

Print the MAPs

Edarden

So disappointed to hear Liz make concessions to bourgeois moralism. Proletarian consciousness would suggest it’s immoral NOT to send Brace a picture of Dersh’s thang.

Robert Sayre

Uh-oh, Ne-om. Someone said "the 'pierogi' place" (pierogi is plural here) where you could get "pierogis".

Brian

What's wrong with pesto?? A salad with blackened chicken and pesto dressing is great still liz lol

gibbypatrol

I think the excessive scrapbooks were all ghislaine

Brian

Game 5 of 2016 finals as well. Lebron and kyrie combined for 82 points (41 each) bron also had 16 rebs and 7 assists lol

Teleseen

Yoyo Ma is the Ro Khanna of the cello

Brigitte Debord

Is there a way to send a gift subscription to TrueAnon? I see that option on other Patreon podcasts but not this one 💔

JDF

Dershwangler Strikes Back

NeoKon Knueppel

The only thing more iconic than the heatles is paul pierce shitting his pants

Lulu

The only anti-pedo pesto podcast.

Matilda S.

the pesto slander shall not be tolerated

Don't steal my diamonds :V

Suppose these pierogies in particular are the size of a croissant or about the size of a very small SUV

HonestEd

Imagine learning Liz is a prop comic

Zac

"Sir, if you refuse to stop misgendering this antisemitic pierogi vendor, I will have to take you to woke jail"

Zac

I was like damn, I could go for some pesto right now, wonder if the Wolfgang Puck's at the mall is still open

Filius Fob

Been following your podcast since it was the #1 Epstein podcast, before he died. I think this guy has uncovered some new news on the topic in this video published only a few days ago. I think some of it I haven't heard before. https://youtu.be/EufOK-c3FcM

Zac

finding this out is the cherry on top, this story is too good

DoItForTheGramsci

The woody allen letter is like cosmically bizarre i cant describe it

nightshade

A whole beachside town coming together one fine weekend to dunk on evil big-city pedophile Alan Dershowitz is praxis at its finest. We can only hope Dersh keeps being humiliated at every restaurant his grubby legs walk into

sauteed

Awwww yeah joy tactics!

Filius Fob

Nude bathing is probably still common in Germany at any beach or lake. It was when I was there 20-odd years ago.

A Yee

Classico after classico

Mads

Yung Chomsky lol, it’s his trademark

Zac

Lmao in the clip where he's saying "we can't have 2 pierogi stands - one for anti-zionists and one for..." someone audbily groans in the background, I love this story so much

Major Pisano

My friend a resident that grew up on the vineyard, lived and died there. At 33 Charles Nevin Greenaway died of an OxyContin od in a vacant house, a summer residence in West Tisbury. “2 buck chuck” my friend died in winter 2016. Like many, could have risen to high places, however decided to get high and die high, in Martha’s Vineyard instead. Rip brother. I wouldn’t know my wife of 18 years unless I knew you, my sound boy (sound man). Martha and her vineyard sucks, fuck her and her grapes. Btw.

Junes2k

That letter at the beginning sounds like a Nick Mullen prank email. It’s that good.

Quadabyte

That Elizabeth Holmes company sounds like it would create an apocalypse-like situation, if it worked and was real.

alannah

omg thank god there’s someone else who thought Martha’s Vineyard was just Martha Stewart’s vineyard. I was in my 20s when I found out

H

7 year itch

gus

It’s not 🩷

gus

Culturally, it’s not 🩷

H

Alan Dershowitz Claims Defenders of Pierogi Vendor Who Denied Him Service Are ‘A Hamas-Supporting Group’

Michael J Hines

100% volleyball is a thing at nude beaches. I saw it at Black’s Beach in San Diego once!

Ari Curtis

Idk if I have brain rot but these letters all sounds like thinly-veiled code for … criminal interactions with underaged people. And I wonder if they were kept for evidence / potential incrimination / sadistic “hiding in plain sight” kind of vibes.

Jeremy hatrington

And? And? Don’t leave us hanging here we’re so close

Raquelle Jac

I wonder if the decorating of Jeffery's bedroom was specifically designed to look a certain way in the **camera footage**, taken from above, rather than to look good from human eye level. Because if you think about it, Jeffery's enjoying himself either way. So decorating for replaying the memory on video is probably it. And the bed size immediately made me think of a situation where there used to be a king or California king, but the girls would always migrate to the edge of the bed- as one does when they don't want to be in the same bed as the person, and he was like "well fuck it, I'll just make the bed smaller". Idk.

Zak K

Brace called the pierogi people "the pierogi dealer"

Grant

Massive disagreement: eating 3 ears of corn on the cob is not weird if it's the entree. Despite the gastrointestinal properties Liz mentions, corn is not filling.

johnwaynesmom

One of the funniest eps in a while, probably due to the chin cunnilingus bit

Ash

it was on Martha’s Vineyard lmfao

CJ

A two-stand solution??

H

Yung chomsky wouldnt skip a beat quoting the Chappelle Show

Natalie

wait what

CJ

And half of them being Evangelical Christians who would be treated like shit there. It is very ironic and would be funny if it wasn't so depressing and frustrating

CJ

Are they gonna use AI so they don't have to bother with the horse part? Are horses the pets they're testing it on??

CJ

Slavic Hamas ftw

Michelle

Shirts v Skins: my elementary school had these mesh vests that they used to indicate teams. Picturing nude volleyball players wearing these gave me a much needed laugh, then a good cry.

eza

liz stop freaking out about the fact that he printed off and framed getty images

Kyle

cummer vs cummy

Return of The Mac 2nite

Woody Allen impression is easy: imagine the nebbish son of Tigger and Jon Travolta

Lord Abraxas

I have a hard time believing that Brace himself did not write that dersh letter

Andrew Metcalf

Person with New England family: it used to be people would rent a or have a vacation cottage and the family would go there the entire summer with the dad taking the train back the city to work, coming back on the weekends and then a week or so here and there. Most people couldn’t stay all summer due to work. The wife and kids would stay.

Houthi & the Blowfish

Just enjoyed some delicious Dearborn pierogies with some homemade bacon onion Jam. Suck it Dershowitz

Tex

Martha’s Vineyard politics? What happened to the TrueAnon series on California they announced some months ago?

Waleed

A lot of the high security federal prisons are worse than state prisons, unless you are in the south lol those prisons are misery. Super violent, underfunded and understaffed and very "political" with gangs and races.

bmwilly

this was drivin me nuts

Mood Slut

“Ukrainian/Russian delicacy” my ass. Ukrainians call them varenyky and russos call em pelmeni. That Pole erasing motherfucker doesn’t deserve a single morsel of proper pieróg in his demonic filthy mouth

Natalie

YC bringing the Dersh voice out on a dime was amazing. What can't he do. And if it was a cut Don't tell me

Trixie

Hillary Plimpton

Natalie

if you do operation nude beach: just pretend to be on the phone then click the side button like there's no tomorrow (I do not condone)

Mood Slut

Brace you nailed the gay lizard just wanna be naked in the sun around people phenomenon. I have been trying to place it since I moved to the west coast, never encountered it back east. It’s a real thing here in British Columbia. I wondered if it evolved from hippie culture into a queer corridor during the 80s/90s new primal culture wave on the west coast, because it has a lot of intersections with music subcultures of that time too (enter drum circles and forest raves). Anyway, about the interwar German nudist thing: this was a fixture of the back-to-nature, “we are of the land” ethos within the socially reinforced German nationalism movement, which was lowkey and then high key actually about celebrating racial purity

Trylemat

I loooove Young Chomsky's Dersch so

fasd asdfa

Maine is far better than Martha’s Vineyard

Trylemat

I wanna know what a self-decribed Pole Liz is doing not calling Dershowitz on his anti-polish behavior. You what what you are? A self-loathing Pole. Where is your heritage? Where is your Polishness?

Mood Slut

For real. Bah Hahbah? Friggin paradise

Aaron Friedland

'i think everyone was rooting for the celtics' is the most ridiculous statement in true anon history so far

Johnny on da Island

If you have kids, YT is on the tv and Premium is worth it.

Frank Rossitano

Guys HOW did you not mention that the Obamas just sold their Martha’s Vineyard house to LES WEXNER for $37m???????

Gabriel Flynn

Germans are still really into nudity. They call it Freikörperkultur (FKK). Nothing has changed.

P.B.

Positively Snagglepuss-ian. Now I'm wondering if Snagglepuss was supposed to be Jewish?

Stephen

Chomsky’s Dershowitz is transcendent

royboy

That is NOT the plot of some like it hot

Russell Elmore

I was having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and this episode slapped it right out of me. Errbody firing on all cylinders, thank you guys so much!

royboy

If you cut the corn off the cob, it’s barely any food at all! Three cobs worth of corn is probably like a normal serving of corn, it just looks like a lot because of the inedible useless cob.

Grant

Few understand this. #infohazard

Go'Thrak

Liz just gonna leave the goose comment untouched?

Russell Elmore

Also I thought I was the only one who hated it when people want to show me a YouTube video. Send me a link so I can ignore it without any fuss.

K H

Collector of People is like Eat Laugh Love for lairs.

Shiv

WHAAAAAAAT. WHAT WHAT WHAT

Shiv

My mouth fell open at that one

Shiv

I refuse to watch this on my TV

milk

Any Portland people know if the “king of the beach,” aka the guy with the staff and the giant dick, still hangs out up at collins beach?

Joey

hardest ep yet

K H

They are old freaks. We can't comprehend any of why they do the shit they do.

rizzler

Correction: the Clintons own a property in Chappaqua, NY, not Chappaquiddick, MA. If they had a property up there it would be a little too on the nose tbh.

Frank Rossitano

YES I AM NOT FUCKING KIDDING AND MY CONSPIRACY MIND IS EXPLODING ABOUT THIS

Marcus

Everyone has heard of the labor theory of value but only real ones know about the podcast theory of time.

cl

They were two different things when my baba made them. Varenyki was filled with ricotta, topped with sour cream & jam. Pilmeni were little dumplings filled with ground meat & herbs in broth. Sunday dinners might have both.

eduard karpoev

On the interwar nudism. I remember reading a book about a German Nazi fighter then early jet pilot who talked about learning to fly in the interwar period. They would fly over nudist villages & lakes and harass the people on the ground throwing stuff like toilet paper at them.

NitroDickclapp III

Good god I bet Alan dershewitz's penis is a great and terrible thing. About as physically appealing as a bucket of smashed crabs. I bet the kazoo "whooooop" sound plays when he gets erect

I am become reply guy

Whenever Dersh lists the reasons he’s being persecuted he always leaves out one association in particular 🤔

Mood Slut

Oh that’s interesting!! The pilmeni in broth sound incredible. In Poland we make sweet and savoury pierogi, the sweet have fruit inside. Both may be served with sour cream. Cold fruit soup goes with the sweet ones

johnwaynesmom

Man I do hate Dersh but bodying Caroline Kennedy and trying to watch curb with Bibi and Abbas is very funny to me

Nolan

Yung Chomsky should read audiobooks

Carolyn

Your Own Personal Plimpton

Marko Loko Lopez

It was barely slanderous, and it was spot on

Zzz

Allegedly the shaved carving chess set epstein had, showed him as the king (of course), and the queen was one of his girlfriends, and all the pawns were his housekeepers - the other pieces were all his other girlfriends. This is said per Michael Wolf, so idk how accurate it is.

Charles Frum

Final scene of Dershowitz being led out of the farmers market to jeers is straight out of curbed

HonestEd

Right? Of all the weird shit that rich tasteless chomo did it’s such a strange thing to get hung up about

Jack

Obamas never actually owned that house they just rented it for vacations.

Kinetics Video

They like Israel because it's somewhere to dump the Jews.

sarah

pronoun police fr

Day C

I could feel myself changing, morphing, while looking at the photos of Jeffy's Lair. Something about the "foyer above the clouds" altered my view of the world... And the seashell bedroom? That crispy textured high low that almost resembles a mat of the japanese variety? Delicious. My "preferences" are altering in real time

Gato gris

NGL the Chinese buffet sounds sick

Hunter Saint Hunter

Looove that brace was cranky about the episodes being two hours but then goes on this weird tangent about looking at naked men at a cruising beach 🤨🤨. Brother just come out the closet you will get all the Gay Head you want, probably from that caller !

PoppyBusch

Look into Dersh's previous wife's death

Zzz

Yea it’s fucked up. Drove her to suicide .. I think they talked about it in another ep

Maya B

What’s wrong w pesto and sun dried tomatoes…

Selene

RED FLAG is dershowitz being a celtics fans but born in nyc… as a b&r NYer this is extremely egregious… gotta be knicks or no one

Chapo Bath House

It's on par with those videos of sovereign citizens getting pulled over, only to have a very patient cop work so hard to just give them a ticket so they can go sit in their car again

SMP500

As a B&R Bostonian I agree

Major Pisano

Video game voices. I don’t play games but his voice sounds like the person

Reece Coren

no way in hell Obama’s eating a hot dog. isn’t his favorite dinner like six almonds?

Jaime Christley

julienned sundried tomatoes in olive oil are UNMATCHED and can be found in pretty much every major grocery store.

Jaime Christley

I wanted to drive my car into the river every time they played a Dersh sound bite.

Michael Ouderkirk

Peter Simon is also the brother of Carly Simon. You can buy a print of a topless photo he took of his sister on her honeymoon with James Taylor for the low, low price of $975 (discounted from $2,100!)

drizzly_november

I’d never heard before that Dersh was on the Chappaquiddick legal team. Does he have a Bat-signal for whenever someone kills a wife or mistress?

K H

This episode actually brings me incredible joy. To know how badly this hurt Dershowitz. This tiny upset in his day upended him. This scintilla of justice found him and it was agony. I am probably going to go and get a perogi from this historic venue and revel in that place.

Chapo Bath House

White Hat Larry David was just hanging with the Dersh for material

Nolan

Video games have such low standards for voice acting. That could be fun but he’s as good as some of the great audiobook readers, way cooler than video game voice actors. Peter Kenny and Toby Longworth are two badasses of the craft

Aurelie

Why is matisyahu touring random east coast beach towns

Daniel Gadek

He is out of the closet he’s pretty openly bi

Chapo Bath House

I wouldn't recommend eating raw corn regularly, or 3 ears in one sitting, but one every now and then is actually pretty good. Especially if you're camping

Shiv

Ok Jack thank u for the clarification. Fun facts: they reportedly rented it for $50k a week, and the architect owners who sold it to a Les-related trust did the London Gherkin!

Louis Wilkins

Nicholas Rossi just got found guilty on charges of rape in Utah.

Zhou Biden

3 ears of corn is not a lot when corn is in season

Mop

Dersho’s pronunciation of ‘quasi’ makes me quasi

drizzly_november

Bill Simmons’ dad is also one of these, born in Brooklyn and didn’t become a Celtics fan until moving to Boston in college.

Cole Heideman

The statue reminds me of the asylum breakout in Story of the Eye by Bataille. (I haven't seen the statue)

Jonah Knutson

A fresh bed of lettuce and some croutons

Zzz

Supposedly named after some WASP explorers

K H

I think he has a Snapchat filter.

K H

I'm completely confused.

K H

#1 gay pussy eataaa

K H

mmmm Decadent. Mmm

K H

It's not. How would he endure him otherwise? Like what is up with his wife? How?

Marcus

what's even crazier than Laurie and Larry having a child is the child's middle name is Laurel

Vee

core childhood memory: getting food poisoning from the discontinued pizza hut chicken wings

HonestEd

Mesh vest, hat and Maui Jim’s big sunglasses

Michelle

TrueAnon hat, of course

Sean

if i ate 3 ears in one sitting i’d be blasting my porcelain throne with grape shot

Brandon Jeffries

Wineville California changed their name to Eastvale after being associated with famous murders that happened there in the 1920’s. The movie “Changeling” is based on this specific case.

Laynie

I like how Liz has to explain the concept of vacation to Brace lol

Char Kelly

“Chapoaquiddick is an island off Martha’s Vineyard?” Weeeeeell technically it was attached via a bridge but then said Kennedy drove off said bridge and the people of Chappie said A BRIDGE - NO MORE. Now there is a ferry. That drives less than 100 yards, fits like 3 cars and just goes back and forth all day long….instead of bridge. I can’t wait for TA to explore MV

Suntreader

he used to call himself something like “america’s pre-eminent bisexual maoist” and i thought “oh he’s bi” for a while and then i came to the conclusion that he was probably joking, and now i just don’t know anymore

Hunter Saint Hunter

I saw someone mentioning a similar sentiment on a previous episode... I'm not going to argue a man's sexuality or even say, "as a gay man myself, my gaydar..." in this case bc my point/joke was moreso brace is a chronic oversharer and has yet to overshare sucking a man dry. So 🤷‍♂️

Ben Silver

Honestly one of my favorite episodes. Douchewitz

Pete Hess

Saying the pierogi was mid and then pleading for it is fuckboy energy

Cameron Young

Portland checking in- river beaches and bong women come and go. Pipe lady’s- those are keepers

K H

Fuq u mean? He sucked Obama in Wheeling.

Nick J

Ex ex

Gwyn

Nope. The ferry did not replace the bridge. The infamous bridge Kennedy drove off is on the other side of Chappaquiddick, Dike Bridge. And it has been rebuilt. As far as I know, there has never been a bridge across Katama Bay and there has been a ferry running since at least the 1920s.

Natalie

Felt wrong to comment this on the new ep ...We're gonna have to do a Roblox episode aren't we...

Charles Frum

I think we should give Larry more credit. Apparently he’s negotiating a 6 ep. Curbed redux WITHOUT Cheryl, who got a crazy maralago face job and now looks like a hills have eyes monster

Sam zzz

Guys I know they’re all freaks, but the Woody Allen letter is clearly meant to be an ironic joke. He’s a comedian roasting his friend for being creepy.

DarylBarenziah

🎼 blackbird spy plane in willow tree 🎶 cia came unto meeee ooooooeeeee 🎵

DarylBarenziah

I stopped listening to the show just now for this rampant over embellishment of anti semetic views

DarylBarenziah

The Clinton’s theme song should be pyt by mj

Kate M Shapiro

Not to defend Dersh because I'm certain he is perverted but I DO want to defend nude beach. I go to a nude beach in Miami fairly often and there is something really nice about swimming in the ocean naked. It's also great for tanning. I rarely get prevent vibes there. It's usually middle aged people with Conch Republic flags listening to the Kid Rock discog. Then a section with gay dudes partying.

DarylBarenziah

I’m on the other fence with Friedland. He needs to make two babies with SJP, become president and then the Israeli thing will be Gucci

alie lerm

I like how Liz is "done with pesto"

Chapo Bath House

The one where I live is downhill from a major university. There's the sandy party section (including a cruisy marshy spot) and the rocky side is where people to to smoke weed, or sometimes where a 60 year old geology prof goes to hike around with walking sticks, a sun hat, long sleeves and no pants. Which I find oddly charming

GhGh1348

Given Brace's music taste, I was surprised Kinky Friedman's "We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You" didn't show up at some point during the Dersh Pierogi Saga

k

Why was Dershowitz on DJ Vlad??

Tim Lyons

They mention collecting people in the San Francisco classic Tales of the City!

K

Zortimer muckerman

Petrorenminbi

I went to college with a girl named Aquinnah. Hard to get more WASP than that name

Pearl

Thank you for finally explaining what Martha's Vineyard is, I've been wondering this for years <3 (UK based listener)

Horse Badorties

Hot & humid summers on the US east coast, before air conditioning. Sitting in an office was torture.

Lee (artist)

The south Dublin accent pronounces Larry and Laurie the same

Joseph Boyle

Chilmark is such a cool town name

SippyCup

Confirmed - this behavior is spreading. An Ithaca coffeeshop denied service to a Zionist Cornell Prof who just came back from a trip to Israel. Little wuss has the cops parked in front of his house 24/7 now.

Jocelyn Noyes

I just met a Mortimer this month, it was so weird.

Reece Coren

where else but true anon can we go to learn about american national treasures like gay head and alan dershowitz’s penis

Manny Tenorio

“He’s got that Charlie Kirk disease”

Omar Hashem

It just occurred to me that the BUCKETS of Chinese food was totally a dig at Soon Yi because she's the one who was complaining.

Lucia Pirone

glad to see brace and liz citing the vineyard gazette instead of that failing rag mv times