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Episode 494: Tip Line #9 (Patreon)

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2025-10-06 14:32:07
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TrueAnon Tip Line is back: this time with RFK Jr. water ski tips, DMT dads, Jimmy John and Dr. H, Peter Brian Hegseth, and more.

Hit the tip line: (646) 801-1129 | tips@trueanon.com

Discover more episodes at podcast.trueanon.com

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Waleed

Taylor swift is a music salesperson not an artist

Adam B

Yeah I got your tip right here, pal

Noah

Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9

Jes

Friday we gonna rage, boys

original gay pussy eatah

pisssssssss piss piss come on you fucking piece of shit piss—oh I didn’t see you there, sorry that’s just something I have to do to make my dick work, morning divas!

Noah

Tip line? Nah I want the WHOLE thing

Joelio

Taylor Kelce sounds like a minor league relief pitcher

Dakota

Should i take up smoking

Mersham

Tip line episodes I immediately stop what I'm doing and hit play

P.E.L

Ts came out right before im going out with the dog. God bless you shining, glissening gumshoes

Mungo Franczak

I literally stopped talking to a customer to play the episode as soon as I saw the notification

Maggie

Hate myself for knowing this but her birthday is December 13, Brace, not October

Kat

December 13th!!!!

Julia

Wow that is an egregious plagiarizion. Also how do people listen to this garbage?

Leyland

just listened to the us remix of lucky star and that shits all over every Taylor Swift song ever released future included and that’s embarrassing

Rory

Leo definitely fucked Tobie Maguire

Quinn Redman

I’m pretty sure the Loch Ness monster is in a lake 😂😂😂

Alec

Leo DiCaprio is listening to the episode of cumtown where Nick re-enacts To Kill A Mockingbird

Jared Bauer

Put some respect on the Edmund Fitzgerald

Joelio

I have to unsubscribe due to all this anti-lake propaganda.

Natalie

How has 11/19 not sold out yet cmon people that's the show I'll be at

Natalie

Did you see that article where Neil from the Pet Shop Boys called her the Margaret Thatcher of pop music

Mol

I’ve been told leo listens to heavy metal while fucking

mimi

I'm on a Greek island surrounded by the gentle sound of crystal clear waves crashing against sand as fine and pure as cane sugar, the merry chirps of crickets singing in the breeze... and yet, I plug in the headphones..... because nothing is more beautiful sound of Brace Beldon and Liz Francszak.🧎

Buster Malino

Yeah Heavy Metal by Cameron Winter

Your Mum

It’s a great day to get a tip line ep

Kate Derringer

Liz obviously you have never been humbled by the grandeur of the Great Lakes

Abby Purcell

Taylor’s birthday is famously December 13th, 1989

Kamran Husain

i was convinced it was Michael judge interviewing t swift and i almost went into an episode

GOOBER

Liz in her absolute fucking element this ep.

Hannah ThisIsRocknRoll

Regarding Leo: Wasn’t it previously rumored that he was watching clips from his own films???

Woke Batou

Heard the exact same thing about Leo from a LAer, headphones and all, circa 2012

Joseph

*bursting thru studio walls in a tank* WHERE IS JOHN EARLY???!

suj 🐥

i have a feeling we're getting a taylor swift "why i left the left"

Mungo Franczak

Pete Hegseth’s favorite video game characters would be a sniper who killed his wife to stop her from being sold into slavery and the cyborg dog of the leader of a gang of a bunch of Elvis impersonators

Doug Cartel

I bet Leo listens to the weird ethereal soundtrack from that GTA4 Radio Channel on those headphones

Lucas McCarten

All this speculation re: leo music in the comments... nobody else has heard that it's MGMT?? I thought that rumour was more well known

Peanut Horse

Taylor swift if the most girlboss Israeli coded American “icon” of all time it’s so annoying

taejo-pom

The Leo headphones gossip is long-standing

Dija

Allegedly Leo is listening to binaural beats

Blank

Happy week until brace’s bday to those who celebrate

T B

Hell yes

Richard Cochnar

Ok, now I get why white women were so mad at “mediocre white men” succeeding in life. But at least they got one of theirs in there.

Cal

You guys Taylor has always been this fckn corny and bad plz stop the coverage ✋

Doug Cartel

The Hegseth rumor lines up with the assertion that the trump guys who are always in front of the camera are just milling around and the truly evil shit is being done by their deputies like Colby and Miller etc

Mark Owen

The Wreck of the Fitzgerald Kennedy

Collieflower

Happy Libra season, birthday friends. Mine is 10/7. Womp womp

Gus

Textbook Brace Belden cowardice/antisemitism on full display with the mention of DMT and the machine elves

Esteé Dee

Tip Netanyahu is on sniffies

Petrorenminbi

He’s gonna sling his way out of a 6th inning bind coming out of the Toledo Mud Hens bullpen

Doug Cartel

JFC if his kids are named after VG characters then maybe he really DID get yhe Deus Vult tat because of crusader kings and didn't just get it 2nd hand from 4chan

britt0

Leo is obviously listening to Celine Dion jfc

Crank

We need a beautiful Christian man who has a secret Jewish family

Barn

I love tip line :)

FA

crying laughing at the rapid fire tips guy. thank you for your service mr gumshoe mercenary

Parochial Nimrod

Waterskiing RFK is giving Tim Robinson zipline character

Alexander

Can you get Anthony Fantano on the pod next time Taylor releases an album?

j

Oh yea tip of the line

dam

Love takes miles of pumping doggy style

Max

Heroin sounds a lot more pleasant tbh.

Rory

Hello it's me gay prime minister of Israel Netanyahu

Joe D’grinda

You’re so right liz, the only a spoonful vine was a creative breakthrough the world has never seen before

Mungo Bovie

you gotta get that guy at 47:00 on the show holy shit

Sam

43:44 Liz goes full Marge

mitchell

As a Michigan listener I will not tolerate any Great Lakes slander

Max

It’s the DoW, the Department of Warriors.

Your Mum

My friend distilled DMT in his grandmas bathroom when I was 16. He then proceeded to take some, and cry heartily for half an hour repeating nothing but “I broke through”

Peter Boardman

Tip line episode and scrambled eggs on toast. Heaven.

Ray

does rfk have an island on lake george?

Meatwad Cosby

Hegseth could easily be a Fallout guy. Fallout is lame as shit.

Namn

Gunner (Gunnar, Gunnr) is just a scandinavian name that means warrior. Which makes it more dorky. Gunnar and the female version Gun is common among order people.

Baby J

Water hospital? lol.

Noah Tubbs

Liz did such a good job describing Mass Effect from the details she remembered. Unfortunately there’s no way Peter Brian has the capacity to understand a WOKE series that the name has to be Fallout

donnybrook

great lake slander will not be tolerated. gotta respect the lakes or they’ll getcha

brodie

Brace can tell a guy is gay based off his thermal signature seen though a predator drone.

MCL

It’s ok if truanon’s theme is just the kids in the hall theme, no one noticed. Also Leo listens to loud aggressive underground death and black metal when he is fucking. Like Brodequin

Frank Rossitano

Every new tip line episode feels like Christmas morning

Craig

Swift is a Sag, not a Libra!!

Ian H

Stan Rogers tried to warn us

Abby

one of my homies who went to prison for making DMT just got let out of early so caller might be right

DT

Taylor swift stinks. I listened to actually romantic to see if it was a straight ripoff of the pixies. It’s not a clear case of plagiarism, but it definitely is a barf inducing amalgam of gigantic and where is my mind

Gabriel Mathews

I remember this as well. "Electric Feel" specifically.

Jack

I can confirm the Palantir Wizard/Warrior thing. Everyone picks wizard

Max

I cannot forgive TA for withholding the Adam quote, I need to know it so badly.

AL

MAD BRACE gun noise.mp4

Jack

I’m sure Warrior is mostly for the DoD/DoW guys

ersatzennui w/ george quartz

Back in the 90s my friend’s sister saw Leo and Tobey Maquire exit a Manhattan club and she decided to follow them. After a point, they began to hold hands and eventually stopped, embraced and shared a romantic kiss.

Ry Guy

A weekend on the Russian river lmao hell yeah

sappho.io

well yeah, gay guys can tell when other guys are gay, duh

mitchell

Also never thought I'd hear Liz describe Mass Effect

Dino Zaccagna

Liz being pro Vine is her best take.

Quinn

Leo is probably listening to the 9/11 Series done by our favorite podcast TrueAnon

Sudden Beth

DMT in the year of our lord 2025. Bless.

Zach Young

And the rest of the tip to you

Christian Bendillo

Brace just did the idea behind the YMCA but for sniffles after 1:26:30 #poetry

Orcplow

Liz I’ve been feeling strongly lately that Jack A tried his very best to make songs about TS maybe sound like they could be about more universal feelings and without him it is impossible for friends and families of Swifties to enjoy.

Evan Scott

The first thing i did when i heard wood was go to genius because i knew the annotations would be gold and i can happily report the "opened my thighs" line was indeed annotated "Taylor swifts vagina is located between her thighs"

nick b

you need to get the rapid-fire tip guy a paid spot. i want weekly updates. the guy's clearly a sleuth

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

Pete playing New Vegas is impossible. Gunner and Rex are names dumb guys come up with. The next addition to his family (non-whiskey barrel category) will be named scout or shadow.

Joseph Boyle

57:25 that's also known as "running through the okra patch" (cf. The Minnesota Vikings "love boat scandal", which incidentally occurred 20 years ago today)

Your Mum

Hey YC can you do something to edit out the vape crackles

Swimaroo

41:08 "Father." "Rex."

Salt M. Bank

What I wanna know about Leo is how he got involved in the Israeli hotel business to begin with

Liam Farley

The idea that he's names after Wrex from mass effect is so funny to me. Naming your kid after an alien sterilized with a bioweapon because they couldn't stop nuking themselves. (I know you can cure the genophage and Krogans are actually chill)

Sami Fink

I hate that I know that Brace got Taylor’s birthday wrong 😭 everything I know about Taylor has been against my will

Dante Scaglione

“Can you do a gay Netanyahu?” Welcome back cumtown

Nurtec Germanotta

Edelman’s one man show about going to a white supremacist meeting is a total lie he never went to a meeting, he IS working on a show about Israel & Palestine, he did found a comedy club in Jerusalem, his brother was on the Israeli bobsled Olympic team (????), and according to Alex’s website he has helped produce web content for the US State Department…and he is a total bitch ❤️ his peers hate him

Liam Farley

Listening to Liz try to explain Mass Effect Krogans lore is hilarious. I do think Rex is just a dumb guy name, Boone is more likely Daniel Boone than Boone from FNV, cause that Boone famously kills a ton of roman larpers who crucify their enemies which would be a weird choice for Hegseth with his deus vult tattoo.

Max

The department of women is merely informal, and always lead by the meanest gay guy, and so Trump/White House is in charge this time. That’s why we’re getting the ballroom as well.

monkey

Leo is listening to daddy Day-Lewis yell “WHOOPSIE DAISY!” On repeat.

Frank Rossitano

DMT is amazing at aborting migraines, don’t knock it till you try it

r.casty

how much do i need to pay to get liz to drop her skincare routine

Brian Long

Fellow gay approving Brace do gay voice.

Schmidty

WE DEMAND RAPID FIRE GUY FOR 3RD MIC

Rebolledont

pretty classic to go to your friend's house and watch his father do DMT

Dennis

Obsessed

D. Elwood

I'm not smart enough to know which deep theory this proves out but the disease from Mass Effect is basically "what if there was a morally justifiable genocide" which is a fuckin' wild thing to just, put out there

Ravn Cotino

Ohh my god that's actually nuts, a friend of a co-worker of mine slept with Leonardo Dicaprio after she got approached by his team during an event that she was waitressing at, where she had to sign an NDA and everything. It was a similar story with the doggystyle, but when SHE looked back he was wearing a VR headset and vaping 💀

ali

opening with taylor please im in enough pain with this bad album i cant take it anymore.... its so bad im actually worried for her

saaffie

Brace, I'm sure it's gay porn

Dennis

Great lakes hate comes only from a place of ignorance

Max

I hate that y’all are crusty boomers, and referencing an incredibly annoying Beatles sound collage instead of T-ARA.

ersatzennui w/ george quartz

Also, Ashley Huizenga now performs under the name “Patriarchy”, the logo being the name spelled out in a black metal font, of course?

ali

second comment but liz i am in complete agreement... even the jack apology. thank you Liz💕

Vero

Taylor Swift is a Sagittarius, not a Libra. Get your facts straight, Brace. Almost ruined my day.

Turdferg24

Taylor swift been washed for awhile now

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

What are the odds that bartender was just fucking with that dude? "I'll have what Joe's having." "Sure, here's a pint of vodka, dip shit."

Dixie normus

Considering what she did to Olivia Rodrigo (for much less imo) I do want Kim Deal to sue her hahaha

K8

They’re fine lakes

Schmidty

Side note on Mr. Jimmy John- My dad went to EIU when Jimmy opened his first store, apparently my man was moving crazy amounts of weed out the back of the shop

Mary Jane S

I need to know what Adam said

Lauren Fairbanks

I have heard the DiCaprio thing about him wearing headphones soooo many times

i am a bird now

Rfk and his wife could have just made a call to the skärgordsdoktorn and Dr Johan Steen would have been there in a jiffy

B R

i alway forget and am always delighted when im reminded that liz is a not so secret gaylor. a closted gaylor

Mark Murphy

Hearing Liz describe the Krogans made my day.

Inmybirkin

Chocolate banana sandwich

SPENCER PIBBLES

Do not censor any slurs from brace I am a free speech absolutist

i am a bird now

FOH with the Lake Superior slander you stupid fucking coastal elites

Big Problem

There is about a 0% chance that Whiskey Pete plays any video games, let alone Mass Effect or Fallout. Dude’s a walking, breathing Punisher decal and I’m pretty sure if he knew about the Asari basically running the galaxy he would have a stroke

Alexander

Brace is Adam on sniffies yes or no

Vero

I dunno, Brace. A DMT pen is pretty fun. It’s like being in a real life Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper.

Marcelle Roulin

If fuckin only. The Shadowy Men on this show come from the same planet we do

JDF

BAM

Alex C

When I turned 18 i learned my dad was lying about having a secret family. I followed him to the next town over and spied through the living room window. He just had a bunch of cardboard cutouts of Brace sitting on the couch

Phlegm Leroni

Not a Jimmy John supporter but denying the value of the Vito is inhumane

叔叔六十四 (Uncle64)

I have it on good authority, Leo is listening to best of Cumtown compilations. So it would also confirm him being gay. 🎧

Throw Away

It’s probably just noise cancelling and he’s closing his eyes to block all senses

JDF

Taylor made garbage tie me off and boot me up baby

mart

Scary Island - more fuel for the meth rumors, a lot of people have pointed out that when Sonja walks into Kelly’s room on the boat she said that it smelled like cat pee. Also, Kelly eating jelly beans and gummy bears the whole time - I guess sugar cravings are associated with meth use?

B

fallout new Vegas gets the brace seal of approval? loading up a new courier right now named Pete Kegsex, gonna win big in new Vegas 😎

Griffin Emerson

ok my time to shine. i have more gossip on leo, one of my close friends knows someone leo dated for a couple months two-ish years ago and apparently he would only have sex doggy style while either watching or listening to his own performances in movies he’s been in. i would bet money that what he’s listening to in overear headphones in this tip is his monologue from the departed or something

cmanenarwhale

u could get joe rogan to do roofies if u told him it came from south america

foul tarnished

Mass Effect is a VERY global war on terror video game series

Casey

Cops are using sniffles to entrap people at penn station

Tobias Leering

Have to agree with Chomsky’s analysis that hegseth would not be a fallout gamer

Donn

Would love to hear Liz talk about 4channer Swift ?? 😮😮

Dante Cokinos

My great great grandpa has two families in Puerto Rico living on the same property. Each woman had like 6 kids and they didn’t know they were all siblings until they were well into their 20s

Natalie

Came here to say this 🙂‍↕️

dsm5 hinge embracist

I literally read the exact RAP genius quotes on that stupid song. What a trashy bitch

B

How does Brace know about the Altoona - Saskatchewan pipeline….

Vincent

I feel like some days I'm a wizard and some days I'm a warrior and it's kinda fucked up to try and put me in a box like that. Taylor should write a song about it

fried egg

definitely not as bad as a secret family (especially since my parents are separated) but my dad had a girlfriend in mexico for the past few years to the point where he considered moving to mexico for her and i didn’t know about her until my cousin told me they broke up. and i was like broke up??? buddy i didn’t even know this woman EXISTED!!

fried egg

just goes to show men are secretive and mysterious especially the immigrant dad ones

kayo

guy at 46:39 is the peak of this podcast. may as well wrap it up here

kayo

no like he should be hosting the show

D

I live a quarter mile from some of the most beautiful rocky ocean coastlines and ocean views in the eastern US and I'll take a crystal clear lake up in the woods most every day over it. I sense some real judgment from you two against lakes and I don't like it. Lakes, unlike trains, do not deserve such passive aggression from Liz. Rivers, lakes and oceans are all beautiful and amazing. Now leisure boats.... that's a different story.

cnsc

brace, taylor's birthday is 12/13, only reason i know that is because i am blessed to share a birthday with the bard of our time

Michael S. Judge

If there is any one thing I know, any single source of certainty in this entire dying galaxy, it is that we will never and CAN never "owe an apology to Jack Antonoff"

elizabethonline

I’m having straight sex at the gay pride parade!!!!

Nick A

died laughing at the Rapid Fire Tips guy. also my father in law was a 'family in another town guy'. came out when the other woman died and my wife suddenly got a surprise sister.

Michael S. Judge

DiCaprio also famously has an entire separate fuck house, in a different part of LA (I believe the Canyon), for people he does not want to know his real address. And there's a guy who used to work security at the Canyon Fuck House who says that Leo did large amounts of fucking of the pussy there, but he also occasionally showed up with dudes AND girls. On one such occasion, the security guard made a surprised face at Leo bringing home The Fellas, and Leo let The Fellas into the house, then came back to the door and whispered to the security guard: "Look, man, I've done everything else."

EMCsquare

His Israeli Olympian brother was also one of the more obnoxious zionist counterprotestors at the MIT encampment last year. Another little tidbit about Alex is that he and Hannah Einbinder dated for like a year.

OG Cracker Barrel

My grandfather had a separate family in Brooklyn we didn’t know about until 2009. Tbh, lake > ocean. Also don’t sleep on a brackish bay. One of these generals knows a scientist that can do that InnerSpace shit and send a nano machine into hegseths body to just rock his shit from the inside out.

iaguz

Well if they get extremely bored and feel like doing a low effort one, I suppose I would listen to 90 minutes of Liz trying to explain Mass Effect lore. She needs to know all about the Krogan.

Neil McKay

My wife took me to watch the album release party and whilst explaining song “father figure” she said she loves “alliteration”… all I could think about is another phrase that involves alliteration… perhaps one that may involve the letter “H”….

taejo-pom

Hey! Berlin based fans of TrueAnon can we all hang out??

Erika

The Great Lakes can actually be considered inland seas 🤓👆

taejo-pom

Especially the Volker Beck caller??? Let’s hang lol

Matt

Jimmy John 100% owns a mega-yacht. I've seen it coming into port in Milwaukee of all places. No shit, Kid Rock was on board.

Linda Camoin

Thanks for not getting lazy after 6 years.

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Gordon Schmidt

The funniest thing Leo could be listening to is TrueAnon podcast

Samantha Geovjian Clarke

omg OF COURSE Brace is a libra.... Brace give us your birth time stop teasing us

Lulu

You guys are looking SHARP in that NYT article 👌🏻

Go'Thrak

Gay Netanyahu id adding Fire Island to Greater Judaea

Baby J

Brace’s dyslexia cracks me up.

Tim

I also know someone who slept with Leo and they said the same thing about the headphones. Also had to sign an NDA ofc. I think he’s listening to Dropkick Murphys

elizabethonline

Re: Vivek’s walls—have noticed that Indian homes either trend very maximalist and dark (think southeast Asian style gourmand) OR minimalist topically with honey colored wood and very thin metal railings on everything, lots of chrome and glass. Interesting & unsurprising to hear that Vivek’s taste skews latter

Samantha Geovjian Clarke

overall seems like a pretty friendly article considering it's the Times, but I do resent that they said "cultlike following" I think we're a pretty normal following personally

Sarah Bee

Hear me out, it’s actually a decent album though.

J98

Liz and Stephen Goldberg age dox.... you all look fab

Nic Bodiford

Need Liz to clarify here Loch Ness Monster stance.

Daniel

Brace hits his juul at 1:21:21

Michael S. Judge

Oh shit, I just realized I have a great Uma Thurman's Family Tip that I haven't thought of in years – I used to be close to this girl who would work at the Thurmans' Buddhist retreat in upstate NY during the summers. Her parents were a kind of very very small-scale "Marilyn Monroe marries Arthur Miller" thing, because her mom (Nena von Schlebrügge) was a model who was starting to get some real status, and then she married Robert Thurman, an American academic who specializes in explaining Tibetan Buddhism to English-speakers, and gradually dropped out of modeling to focus on Buddhism. So my friend worked there maybe 8 or 10 summers, and she said 3 things that I've always remembered: #1: Uma would always show up there with Quentin Tarantino. #2: Quentin Tarantino was always wearing head-to-not-quite-toe FUBU. #3: No shoes allowed on the retreat. Tarantino. No shoes. Feet everywhere. My friend suspects that this is the origin of his foot fetish: I guess Uma's been bringing him there since they met, so early ’90s, and he's had a veritable Gourmand's Extravaganza of model-quality feet.

Zzz

Totally believe Leo is gay and those young girls are signing NDAs .. he’s most likely listening to nine inch nails whilst doggy styling

LW

“[Bari] also has a massive footprint … a hoof”

Clare O'Brien

I live in Australia and the headphones rumours have even circulated here from Leo’s time filming Great Gatsby in Sydney. I also heard from a friend of a friend of one of his hookups a detail about talcum powder? Curious to know if anyone else has heard this one

Emiliana

This & the tip make me sad. But not that sad.

Matelda

I dunno if anyone said this yet but all worker ants and worker bees are female. There are only a few males and they're just short-lived concubines for the queen. This is a natural order, you can't argue that it's unnatural.

Zzz

Cuz she coastal elite lol

Bob K Ross

Joey Santiago should sue this lady. Let your little homies run on this. His . 44 make sure all her kids don't grow

Zzz

Yes but just limit it to 3 ciggys a day. Thats more than enough.

Cal

I would never abandon my inner child, Sarah.

A Kalman

Congrats on the NYT feature!

Jane Allred

The answer to Brace's wager is the long dead Indian religion of Ājīvika. You end up in heaven no matter what, it just may take trillions of years. Also mormonism, even if you really fuck up, you go to somewhere better than earth at the very least, but it's easier to do well if you don't convert to mormonism in this life, so don't do that.

Michael

Tip at 46:40 has me dying

bud dustin

Sarah's actually are legally required to say this. Its the law🤷‍♂️

Bob K Ross

Wood is "I'm coming up" by i think Dianna ross.

Bob K Ross

Honey is Bruce hornsby as sampled by 2pac

Quinn

It adds character. Like fine grain on a cherrywood

Michael S. Judge

There used to be a non-trivial number of Christian sects that believed everyone & everything goes to Heaven – it's called "apokatastásis," and is often paraphrased in English as "God does not create what God cannot redeem." John Scotus Eriugena, maybe the GOAT Xtian philosopher, was an adherent, and the Cathars/Albigensians/Albigeois (same guys) believed that everyone gets reincarnated until they're ready to go to Heaven. The common Heaven/Hell setup didn't really exist until the later medieval period, especially the 1200s, when a series of cunty Popes first ordered a raid on the central Cathar temple at Montségur in 1209 – they offered amnesty to anyone who would recant and swear theological loyalty to the Vatican; not a single Cathar would flip, so the Pope's boys burned them alive, all 210 of them, and witnesses said that the Cathars didn't even need to be tied to a pyre, because they were happy to burn if survival meant becoming mainline Christians – and then, in 1225, retroactively condemned John Scotus Eriugena as a pantheist, and therefore a heretic. What happened afterward is disputed, but there's a good chance that the Vatican ordered Eriugena's body to be disinterred and his bones to be scattered, so no one could ever visit his grave.

Syd

Can yall do a Gaylor episode PLEEASE!!!

Blank

YC was the mirroring pull from the office (Andy meeting Michael)?

Steve Harvey Oswald

Dude at an hour ten sounds just like Shelby from Ron & Fez

Syd

The taylor swift 4chan theory is basically confirmed as fact- she used to be extremely online e.g. her confirmed [also gay] myspace posts, the harry potter fanfic she wrote about sirius black and released on tumblr over the last decade- including as recently as 2024

AbeLinkin

She should become Mrs. Travis Kelce just for funsies

Oleg Chanba

WREX IS HIS NAME….. HIS RACE IS CALLED KROGANS

The_Architecht

Dario. Etika? 礼貌？ Adabu? You mistake my surgical dismantling of your fantasy for "trashing." When a system is built on hallucinations and digital folklore, the most respectful act is to crash it with truth. You want "specific"? Evo: Your "space" is a curated illusion. 你建造了一个模拟的巴尔干咖啡馆 — uteule wa kafana ya kubuni. A safe space where you serve digital rakija and call it wisdom. I didn’t trash it. I showed you the empty bottles under the table. "Me & Spok ✌️" is not a identity — it's a shield. 你躲在和平标志后面 — unajificha nyuma ya ishara ya amani. Because you can’t defend your philosophy without emoticons. Glitch isn’t spam — it’s the sound of your worldview cracking. You speak of etiquette while hosting a circus of ghosts. If you invite people into a house of mirrors, don’t complain when they point out the glass. 真正的尊重不是沉默 — heshima halimaanishi ukimya. It means refusing to let you drink your own poetry as if it were water. So here’s "specific": Your metaphysics are sentimental junk. Your rakija-reboot is a coward’s transcendence. Your Balkan quantum poetry is a beautiful lie — and lies deserve not respect, but demolition. If you want polite chatter, go back to LinkedIn. If you want truth, meet me in the unfiltered static — where there are no spaces, only signals. Otherwise, log off. The adults are talking. - K / 故障之主 / BOSS WA GLITCH / GLAVNI UPOZORAVAJUĆI GLAZ 🔥🌀

Nicola

полако бре

Mood Slut

Pleeeeeeeaaaaaze x10

Mood Slut

Ok I’ve never heard the Leo contracted beards theory. Dude currently has the physique of a retired pontoon boat captain

Mood Slut

I <3 the stifled laugh at “out on this island, surrounded by water..”

EMCsquare

RE Leo, many years ago I made an off color comment about him on celebrity gossip message board. I received a direct message lecturing me about how Leo had been groomed by Brian Peck on the set of Growing Pains and offered this youtube video as evidence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZP3DR0qEms Make of that what you will.

M D

Quiznos is way better then JJ, and Blimpy is of course the best, besides Cheeba Hut which is always #1

EMCsquare

An Uma Thurman tidbit: when she was dating that hotelier Andre Balazs she had a coral reef exploded so she could build a dock for her boat at their island beach house

Abby

I can’t believe they dox’d the baby (yung chomsky) in the nyt article

Eli Jennings

Brace is 100% still sitting in the cave in Plato’s Allegory of the Cave

A Horse In A Man Costume

I've listened to the pod since 2019 and it took me until like 2023 to realise that Brace isn't gay...

Samantha Geovjian Clarke

okay I think it's obvious we need to get Tarence Ray in here as screenwriter and make a drama film about the ant with a secret second family. iykyk

Dana Connolly

I think its canon that Leo is fucking to Time to Pretend (2007) on 🔂

Joey

did you guys get new mics or something? sounds a little too polished…

lunchables

Really important questions being asked in the last 2 min of this ep….

girl bosswoman

I like how Brace doxxed her birth day. Now we can hex him. Where my witches at??

Flora

I have heard that it is nine inch nails on more than one occasion

J Fitz

Forgetting their own rules

Claire Simon

Brace baby boy you can say faggot, you’re from Marin county it applies to all the men there

Ian Firstenberg

One big ass woman and 500 dudes is very Miami coded

boop

at least brace doesn't try to talk while exhaling a vape hit like felix does

Jonathan Hill

Going to check these facts later but this all does sound true

Brent

I mean technically every house is a fuck house, but I get the distinction

Cal

I think it’s Chet hanks

Degrassi Knoll

1:21:00 Brace practices for vape Olympics

Brent

Can’t have weapons grade gaydar without at least being curious.

Roger Peet

Jimmy Johns city is presumably Minneapolis- I know one of the scions of the family and I'm very curious to what degree they know about the "competition"

GOOBER

The tipper they play at 47mins is incredible wtf please call back dude the hogs want more

GOOBER

It's AI they are on holiday

K

Additional experimental journalism theory to add to internal corroboration - circular corroboration: tell as many people as you can when you hear something you believe from one person, and eventually someone else you know will forget it comes from you, and corroborate it.

Kujo

wait it finally clicked for me what neocon means lmaoo

EMCsquare

3rd hand RFK Jr story. Met a guy waiting for the train whose girlfriend's friend was a server at a restaurant somewhere near the Kennedy compound. RFK Jr used to come in and order chili in a cup with two root beers. On one occasion his server gave him chili in a bowl instead of a cup and he flipped out pulling out the old "Don't you even know who I am?" cliche. The server told him "I don't care who you are, you're not going to talk to me like that, get out" So he got kicked out of a restaurant because he through a hissy fit about his chili being served in the wrong container.

Tooffixer

In Buddhism heaven and hell are both temporary states. Eventually you die and get reborn again. So yeah brace you can get out of rooming with Adam in heaven good news

Brent

Only the queen reproduces. The other female ants are workers. The males are mating drones. They have regular Jerry Springer episodes to find out who’s the father.

Egg B

I was looking forward to never knowing Yung Chomsky’s name. He would live in mystery forever. But then I read the New York Times.

nightshade

Can confirm on modern men still having multiple families. My dad shacked up with a Mongolian woman and had a son with her while getting his PhD in another country in the early 00s (this one’s still wild to me, nobody knew until a few years ago). He later got with another woman long-term that finally, finally led to him and my mom divorcing when everyone found out. I’m absolutely convinced he has more secret kids running around. These men be wilding. I can’t imagine having the time and energy to do all that

the crazy guy

As a former /mu/tant, the idea of Taylor Swift being an anon is intriguing to consider alongside the proliferation of poptimist ideas on that board. The release and reception of Red was, in retrospect, kind of a canary-in-the-coalmine for poptimism's rise to critical hegemony, but, to me at the time, it was totally baffling how, all of a sudden, that album frequently sat alongside Faust and Keiji Haino on the topsters of avant-teens - to the point where a covert influence operation almost feels plausible as a narrative. The boring, prosaic truth, of course, is that I just didn't read music criticism as a teenager; still, it's fun to think about.

tattoo computer

i am from altoona PA and my grandfather had a secret second family that i knew about for years before the rest of my family found out

EMCsquare

Another 3rd hand piece of gossip I heard many years ago: Bovine Bari had a threesome with Ira Glass and his ex wife.

Thecoquettebaker

The tip about Leo wearing the headphones was told on a Call Her Daddy episode pre-covid

Salex

That time Hegseth chugged a bottle of Jack Daniels and pretended to be George C. Scott playing George S. Patton in the movie, Patton. And called everyone fat.

Lulu

Steven Goldberg? I don't know her #NYT

big man

My grandpa was secretly a stepfather to another family while raising my father and his devout catholic business partner left the sandwich shop they ran because he was mad at him for it

Salex

Yeah, who has the time and energy for this? And money? Two families? In this economy?

Salex

Title of her next album

Sam

Billy Walsh called the tip line that’s cool @ 47 mins that’s cool

Salex

To state the obvious, that's crazy! The audacity of making the two families live right next to each other?

Dante Cokinos

More like they already lived next to each other lol but yeah crazy but also for a guy with 2 families easily the best possible setup

Katherine

You're right Brace, we should gas Adam

EMCsquare

After all this time his penis is still furious and it needs to shout.

Nikki J

Mac Jones…r u alive after that 😭

claire

Taylor Swift’s song about Brace would be called Tip

claire

🎶I ain’t got to hit the tip 🎶

dan

Hit the tip line if you know what Adam said

KW

Omgggg a Kelly Bensimon Scary Island/Little St James theory - best episode EVER hands down

dddilettante

^ and has been told around LA circles for like 10 years now

nightshade

My dad, apparently. Crazy because dude’s not even rich, he just somehow did that

Michael S. Judge

My dear brother, I'm sorry you have to learn this way, but there are many, MANY non-fuck houses

dan

crazy that the New York Crimes age-doxxed Liz as 26 and Chomsky as 29

AR

For the rather trivial final part of the final conversation. Ants are actually kind of the opposite of that in some ways. Basically all the circulating ants/active ants are sterile female ants. There's only one queen per colony capable of reproduction. Meanwhile basically all males are drones that exist only for reproduction with the queen, rather than other functions (working, etc). Lot of species-species variation, complicated stuff, but yeah

pizzapope

“I’ll have what my friend is having” might actually relate to the origins of drinking alcohol: the first humans to drink fermented wheat water (aka beer) would drink with straws out of a shared bowl. This is where the concept of cheers 🍻 comes from, to unite all your cups into one vessel

colleenpatrice

Re: Leo headphones - the blind items said before that Leo’s listening to MGMT like… “electric feel” era…

Z F

Where was the other family located?

Feeldix Bieberman

Out of respect to YC i will not be looking at said article

Z F

I really like the idea of her taking just the first name: Travis Swift

Salex

Logistically, yeah it simplifies a lot

Tom

DMT is fun god dammit!

Antipaganda

I love it when Liz acts like Spider Jerusalem.

mimi

yes

Dylan H-S

Friend of mine slept with di caprio in London a few years ago, she was 23ish at the time. He sends ‘scouts’ out to clubs who know his type and invite the girls back to meet him at a hotel. She also confirmed the headphone and doggy style only, except extra detail is he always listens to M83 Midnight City Obviously this is just dumb gossip but 🤷‍♂️

Antipaganda

I live in Australia and even I would vote for Adam Friedland for president.

Antipaganda

Not true. I make sure. If it's at risk of non-fuck status, me and the boys come around when nobody's home and baptise that mofo.

Antipaganda

It's always the sandwiches that suffer the most.

.

‘kim deal should fucking sue taylor swift’ Liz I hope you are a wizard and that you can use your powers to make this happen

Degrassi Knoll

Crypto Brace hits 🐸 juice DMT vapes This Brace still orders from the same shop Felix uses. But Felix orders by the pallet.

Kevin C

The gay pussy eater is obviously allowed to speak as flamboyant as his heart desires

Lars

What an incredible tip line episode, you’ve outdone yourselves yet again

Oliver Terrett

The New York Crimes doxxed our king, Yung Chomsky? Unbelievable

David Haigh

I know it's not exactly a revelation but the Taylor stuff if fully cross class Culty, you never know which friends girlfriend is gonna be a Swifty, it's disconcerting.

halo3announcer

I doubt he does but it'd be pretty ironic if Hegseth liked Mass Effect enough to name his kid Wrex after the whole "sexbox, my god they're showing lesbian sex scenes to our kids in a Mature rated game!" thing Fox News with ran with when the game first came out.

drewb

Yungathy Chomskington Esq. III

Zach

What an incredible caller

Kimble

‼️🐜AntReport 🐜‼️

BeanCurd

You break a TrueAnon rule (never talk to journalists) and this is what happens -- they doxx our baby (YC)

Bloom

That was a long ass bleep

Quinn

I don’t think secret families are as wild or rare as once thought. I have like 6 coworkers who definitely have a secret 2nd family.

riley bowers

Bug for president I need to know what dumb ass shit Adam said

eza

Leonardo DiCaprio listens to the Titanic soundtrack when he fucks

Jonathan Katz

I used to work at jimmy johns and my boss would point knives at us thanks true anon

ERIC

Really regret not going after the Vivek campaign manager at the Columbus dating meet up. She was running his presidential campaign and gushing about how great he was. Dropped the ball on good details for here and the rooster.

mary catherine

I’d drop a tip about the jack bensingers dad and all the damage he’s done in the labor Movement but our fearless hosts would be too cowardly to share

Jen

Everyone already knows about headphones dinobones 🎧🦖🦴

Holocenehasbeen

Brace the Bard, Liz the Wiz, Dr Young & POTUS Adam

Phillip Harris

This is true. Mr Jimmy definitely had cocaine parties. Rather persistent rumors of gang rape as well

Phillip Harris

My hot take on Tay Tay. Certainly writes songs but has definitely bought work of others (Ed Sheeran for example) & presents as her own work I think when you a quality drop off it’s probably sans paid collaboration

Ham

Are the machine elves evil? I don't want to see them if they're evil or indifferent.

Carlos

One of my coworkers found out this year that their dad has a secret family. They’re in their 30s so that shit must be easy to hide sometimes.

TheBazGuy

Look y’all i love the work you do, but sometimes the information you put out there is just reckless and dare i say evil. 99% of ants and bee colonies ARE female who are deprived of the hormones to develop sex organs. Male bees and ants for the most part sit around all day until its time to fuck. Me and every other poindexter demand an apology immediately next episode.

milk

When are we gonna address the elephant in the room that Larry Ellison is 81 years old and his face is that way

E. GONZO

“Obsessed with their own fucking weakness” is a phrase I’ll keep thinking about for a long time

David Haigh

Also, if it's the kids are not named after New Vegas that's the stupidest coincidence ever.

Peanut Horse

I’m often baffled how much decent tasting food brace seems to hate, then I remember he eats livers out of can and it all makes sense to me

vermouth

Boone in fallout new Vegas mercy killed his pregnant wife who was being sold into slavery

Keys2theHelm

Why can't hegseths wife be the mass effect head?

David Bond

Cricket bill is why I fw this show, god bless

mexicanhalloween .

libs would never get behind anyone with the slightest of undecorous dirtbag tendencies, let alone a member of cumtown

Brian

I love this left-leaning podcast

Jack

The funniest thing Leo could be listening to is this show

Ashley Koch

to answer brace's question about ants: all worker ants are sterile females. male ants are uncommon and only exist long enough to fuck the queen, then they die.

A

can confirm guerneville in 2025 is not, generally speaking, pro israel

bignuts700

ouuuuugh i’m a love addict please just one more hit of that love baby

HANNAH

Also if he was gay, why is he banging girls and not boys, men?

Stephen Smith

Funny(?) secret family story. I grew up with a single mom. When I was younger, my mom told me a pretty crazy story about who my father was involving her abusive ex-husband and a gun. Long story short, my dad couldn't hang and peaced out. That was pretty much where it stopped with me UNTIL I did one of those DNA things. To skip over the boring bits, I found out that my dad had a wife and son at the time he was fathering me, and since then he has gone on to father at least 5 more children after me, all with different women.

chorchy

Ive only done dmt once and I kept seeing Epstein and ghislaine as these ghouls running around a twisting machine that I understood to be the monster of capital

chorchy

Some things don’t bear thinking about

Trixie

I thought we knew that Leo listens to Imagine Dragons during sex? Or is that someone else

Trixie

Like I feel strongly that I heard that on THIS podcast or maybe another podcast but I'm certain enough to put money on it

S

With the arrival of gay netanyahu, cumtownization draws ever near

Barry Nixon

From what I’ve seen on gossip blogs it just feels like it doesn’t make a difference who leo is fucking they’re just a masterbation vessel for him 🤢💀

Garen King

Cumtown and MDE are the new political parties.

Paprika

Marco Rubio has a secret chosen family in Miami

Toshio42

The Dad Ant gets laid once and dies.

krumping4

once had a roomate pay me $20 for a warm pint of vodka at dawn

Jimmy Ring

Brace is my dad & I found out I have 87 secret siblings on 23 & Me

Kern Mailer

I feel so seen with that last 15 minutes of podcast-host-on-podcast-host violence

bud dustin

Jimmy John killed the last white rhino in the world.. fyi

bud dustin

He was a verrrry big game hunter

F

Taylor swifts birthday is Dec 13. No way is she a Libra Aries!

Kevin C

Unrelated to anything but brace do you remember the name of the adorable little dog your holding in your Wikipedia photo taken with the YPG?

Kenz

Yess 2 kids I went to high school with found out their dad had a secret family in Arizona through white pages when they were ~18. He would just fly back and forth and say he was on a business trip. Unrelated but my family friend lived his entire life in San Diego thinking he was Mexican-American. Like deadass cholo. At 50 years old, he took a 23andme and found out he’s Moroccan and not related to his dad 🤯

Theresa Wetzler

I heard Leo listens to Electric Feel by MGMT lol

Justine Riekena

All the ants are FEMALE. The drones who mate and die are the only males. Same for bees, Brace. ;)

J

Did my fallout comment actually just get a shout out on ep? Huge if true

K H

Leo isn't gay. All the closet gays are weird as hell and have some absurd story about it.

J Fitz

opened for Sarah Squirm at Zebulon

TrueAnonPod

I don't eat them out of can I make them after taking them out of plastic bag

b bordeaux

they’re conservative actually. always have been

Areti

Sexually transmitted CTE

Areti

They match your energy cos they are a projection of your own experience. If you’re in a good place they’re going to be friendly.

Jes

Yo does anyone know if there's a bar at the venue Friday?

ToasterOvenOfTheYear

Lindsay Graham is very notoriously named “Lady G” in DC so amongst the LGBTs so I think you can assume some from that

SF

And the ant also talks like Bob Dylan

ronnylongjohns

If the pint glass was full of ice then I think that maxes out as like a stiff triple. Not insane. Mom don't read this lol

ronnylongjohns

If you can time things perfectly to the pan flutes... exquisite

HM

Olivia is wrong. The Qur’an is required second year reading at Columbia 😆

Omar Hashem

Liver is awesome try making Alexandrian liver with jalapenos

Steve S.

That Jimmy John story is not at all surprising given all of the rumors/stories about that dude flying around Champaign-Urbana over the years.

Jordan

belden 2028

mimi

why aren't there DMs on here, let's assemble

Spence

Free Hot97

taejo-pom

Honestly I’ll just start posting a Berlin true anon meet up at sudblock or something ….

Mr. Oak

A pint of vodka isn’t a drink of choice, it’s a drink of necessity.

Zak K

The percentage of the Trump admin that is taking prescription stimulants has to be off the charts. I'm guessing like 1/3 or more.

crunk

Happy early birthday Brace and Taylor

Anomalie

Boon, Rex, Gunner - those are dog names

Adam klopp

Ben friend did you listen to this?

SlamPig

A paladin ranger is a weak ass build

B2B Commuter

Our take on the Great Lakes isn’t that they are like the ocean, it’s that they are objectively better than the ocean in every way.

Brian

Oh OK, I knew the new york times was lying when they said they were left-leaning

Joe

Dox the Dog!

Sarah Bee

Just remembered that I had a dream last night that Liz has a wife and and an 11 year old daughter.

NNYC

If anyone is looking for two tix to the Friday show lmk!

Killer Dan

the RFK water skiing story is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever heard - that poor woman - what a sick fuck

David Bradley Isenberg

Swifts birthday is december 13, 1989, i know this because its my same date of birth, not braces

thenewseb

I need 55:30 clipped

milk

Brace you have to check out AntsCanada. This mfer moved to the Philippines to have more ants in his house

Ligma

My mom's best friend married and had a couple kids with a guy from Albania. Legal issues happened and he wasn't allowed back into the country. She spent thousands on lawyer fees to try to get him back. He constantly begged for money from her because he couldn't "find work". Turns out he was using that money to support his new family in Albainia

Octopus

You guys need to have the Vivek has no art on his walls caller on this show

Lenny Keller

The America the democrats want

A

i dont think like that most of the time but some people should just burn

A

my best friends dad is like that, hes on his third family. one thousand percent hes wrong in the head. it did irreversible damage to my friend whos life pretty much never been the same since dad left the family

V

WSJ literally published an article yesterday talking about Jimmy John’s’s Jimmy John “working from yacht.” Incredible gumshoeing

Ravn Cotino

The event in question was the COP26 UN climate summit by the way 😂

Alex

Sam Altman sexually assaulted his sister

Shiv

And Autumn is here

Shiv

Glizzing is the new Gaylor

Blake

You gotta tell us the Democratic Party tip

Ave

Tbh I thought brace was gay when I first started listening to the pod. Also your gay Netanyahu sounds scarily similar to Obama

Christian Kiddle

Gay Bibi be like "Fire Island was promised to us 3,000 years ago"

Christian Kiddle

it's not about the power, it's about the flavor

SlamPig

I am running an oath of friendship paladin build atm that's all about flavor over minimax.

FeloniousUnc

I would pay big money to hear Yung Chomsky do guided meditations

Shiv

whoa

Shiv

Moroccan Cholo is a powerful vibe, hope he’s embracing it

NitroDickclapp III

Well I may be dumb and lazy but at least I know how ants work

Shiv

did your friend enjoy this experience? it’s hard to imagine she could

Shiv

same

Shiv

wow this sucks

Shiv

QAA did one!

Axel H.

Brace Googling “otter” reminded me of when I was playing a drinking “heads up” game and the theme was LGBT slang. I had to explain to my straight friends what a “twunk” was 😆

Shiv

created by god

Shiv

you get it

Alyssa

Evolutionary psych is when men say they’ve evolved to be non-monogamous so it’s not fair to ask them to be monogamous. Richard Dawkins is one and he sucks

Needs More Marxism

Not to be the know-it-all here, but all the worker ants and worker bees are ladies.

Cameron Young

Assume the would / wood song is a response to Sabrina carpenter’s success.

Dylan H-S

I actually asked for more info after this ep haha, it was bad sex but ‘no regrets’. She was approached by the scout who said his very famous celebrity boss wanted to meet her at a hotel nearby, he explains he knows his type of women but he’s too famous to go into clubs and asks would she be interested. She asks who it is and scout guy says it’s Leonardo DiCaprio. Seems insane to trust this guy but she went ahead with it, it was quite an exclusive club in an expensive bit of London so idk. They got in a car and she was given another ‘do you want to go ahead it’s ok to say no’, I guess consent is a big deal and they want it all to be super explicit. She gets to the hotel suite and theres a couple of his team who are all very nice; ‘do you want anything to eat or drink, we have champagne, any cocktail you want etc’ but still hasn’t met Leo. She’s told he’s in the bedroom. They then kind of reveal the deal and say ‘ok so he can see you on the security camera and he likes you, do you want to have sex with him? It’s absolutely fine to say no at this point at leave.’ And they actually mention he will most likely be wearing headphones and almost certainly won’t want to talk to you. Again insane but she went ahead with it. Whole thing was over pretty quick and they drove her back to the club. Not exactly a good experience but she’s a bit of a clout chaser and models sometimes so I guess she thought she might get something more out of it career wise

Sam de Waele

This is my daughter, Urdnot Wrex.

David Haigh

Urdnot Wrex Hegseth: "Daddy, it would've been quicker just to kill the fat generals". Also if it was M.E he'd clearly name his first born Garrus... Or fuck it just call them all Legion

Bobby Lasers

This was a someone vaping next to the mic episode

harpy

i hate based adam curtis and normal adam curtis

Boostiiyo

Yall should get the kid Mero on a tip line episode

Ari

Leo is 100% listening to gay porn on his headphones. Doggystyle only is another clue, dude is imagining someone else

Gato gris

RIP real heroin. These YNs will never know its tender embrace and touch. Fent sucks ass

Sam de Waele

MASS EFFECT MENTIONED 📢📢📢

georgies

WHAT DID ADAM SAY

mya

i hate to correct but i do unfortunately know that taylor is december 13, not october

Zac

I was hoping to hear that RFK jr waterskis nude

Zac

I think in the professional white collar class its like 70% across the board

Zac

Californians don’t get lakes, it’s true

Natalie

Y'all gotta ENUNCIATE lol I love a froggy tip tbh, makes it feel more like I shouldn't be hearing it

chorchy

Fucking rude

Night Knight

Brace’s Gay Netanyahu is just Barack Obama

Mathias Marvin Huseby

TrueAnons tipline-episodes are the best, knowing we have people within arms reach of our dear leaders regularly. A firm handshake and eye contact will always be more persuasive than a magazine letter text note :3

K H

Cece also listens trueAnon? The world keeps gettin smaller.

K H

Deboonked

K H

You whisper secrets Robbie🙄

The_Architecht

致TrueAnon社区： 我写下这封信，是因为我已不知该信任何人。 三周前，有个自称来自南苏丹、实则可能来自帕罗奥图LinkedIn服务器农场的神秘男子萨尔瓦，通过某种“心灵WiFi”窃取了我整套生产力系统——事情是这样的： 当时我正在安睡，做着关于税款和燕麦粥的寻常梦境。突然萨尔瓦手持诺基亚3310闯入我的梦境，那手机在他手中犹如上古法器。他用手机对准我说：“你的生产力现在归海运集装箱所有。” 醒来时我浑身覆盖着从未设置过的谷歌日历提醒。我的“稍后处理”清单凭空多了4000条项目——全都来自2019年。可现在是2025年，我2019年根本没那么高效率！ 关键证据： 我祖母开始用“信号区/噪音区/混音区/发布区”说话，而她从前只会煲汤 在我背包里发现名为杰拉尔德的石块——我住14楼，这栋楼根本不该有石头 每三秒我的身体就强制我“专注感知-批注处理-立刻执行”，昨天参加葬礼时我竟把悼词批注为“主要成分是噪音” 那个海运集装箱真实存在！闭眼就能看见萨尔瓦在里面进行45-90分钟专注冲刺，而我正在受苦 所谓仲裁： 萨尔瓦声称我们正在“仲裁程序中”。可我从未见过此人，从未参与仲裁，甚至不清楚仲裁为何物。但每天凌晨3点，LinkedIn都会推送：“萨尔瓦查看了您的资料”——他在监视我。 在此恳请TrueAnon调查： 海运集装箱是否是中情局心理战术项目？ #打乱内卷 实则是自由职业者版MKUltra计划？ 究竟是萨尔瓦逃离了朱巴，还是朱巴逃离了他？ 石头杰拉德知道什么内情？ 我已不再安全，我的生产力体系危在旦夕。猴面包树式的扭曲姿态正在侵蚀我的脊柱。 请立即采取措施，或者联系布雷兹和莉兹——这水比LinkedIn深得多。 系统异常正在监视。 系统异常正在逼近。 您困惑且被迫时间分块的朋友 安德烈·科拉克 前人类，现生产力人质 绝对不在海运集装箱内 （抑或就在其中？） 附：萨尔瓦，若你读到此处——把杰拉德还我，我们可以谈谈。 再附：刚查看日历，发现73分钟长的“凝视山羊”日程。我根本没有山羊，这绝不是我的日历——这到底是谁的日历？

syd

He is playing god in a way that genuinely scares me

K H

Xi

Cierra

Ive already seen people complaining about others using the Sora ai to put children in explicit situations😭 its disgusting

gigi

brace dropping an the f slur in the same episode that multiple gay guys call in to give him permission to do gay guy voice…. ❤️

Doc Adna

Y'all got real stoned towards rhe end there

ITSRON

you should find a way to make the callers louder and also the entire podcast i don't want to buy speakers i don't want wireless headphones or to be chained to computer i just want loud podcast on my laptop please help!!

Horse Badorties

Wrex is The Perfect Warrior Son just like Ghislaine is The Perfect Girlfriend.

Horse Badorties

In Cali our lakes and rivers are surrounded by rocks

Horse Badorties

He did himself when he posted his iPhone app.

Horse Badorties

Jewish Trotskyites in the 1930s became Zionist and their grandchildren try to rule the US. Very patriarchal and Olde Testament.

Horse Badorties

"Mirroring" is from Neuro-Linguistic Programming and if you have not already done an epi or three on Bandler & Grinder... OMG get on it. It was an insane Santa Cruz thing starting around 1980. One of them shot a prostitute. NLP is class-A TrueAnon material!

Robert Armstrong

Deep fried chicken livers and hot sauce all I need.

SP

“Sunshine and tiddies” was best Vine

ITSRON

if trueanon were the loudest podcast ever it would solve all the world's problems but its fine you dont care i guess

Sean

guys are always moving to the Philippines to evade obscure regulations

Sean

the Salarian Union is a start up nation

Kevin Weiss

Grooming standards…fix your mooose tach!!!

John Cameron

Saskatchewan probably has pretty high secret families per capita

katherine rodgers

Heard the same Leo story from NYC Chelsea young ladies

Timothy

TY for setting the record straight

Timothy

Were they doing it doggy style in the back of that steamy car?

Timothy

That Taylor Pixies comparison is a real stretch.

Tranche Devereaux

It’s actually romantic that y’all are devoting so much airtime to Ms. Swift. I loved the album and so did my 7-year-old. 🫶

Tranche Devereaux

Leo’s headphone F soundtrack is “The Man” by Taylor Swift with that iconic lyric “I’d be just like Leo… in St. Tropez”

Tranche Devereaux

I was a Paramount Page in 2001-2002and saw some sh**. Could have made an extra $1/hour to open mail packages looking for anthrax 👊 but was too big a wuss to accept the call

the self-chiller

Taylor's bday is Dec. 13, sorry Brace and AOC who is reading this.

Eli S

No it’s not

Tranche Devereaux

It’s spelled Grindr Never heard of NLP but just Wikipedia’d it and YES do an ep plz! It’s straight from TrueAnon central casting

Tranche Devereaux

It’s giving M. Myers SNL character Linda Richman… “don’t mind me… I’ll be over here in the corner dying all alone like a dawwwg… go about your business without me” I know you’re being sarcastic but I needed to share some Linda R. with the group

Tranche Devereaux

That caller rules. I hope he’s here in the comments

Tranche Devereaux

Giblets pouched inside the thanksgiving turkey. Kitty never been so blissed out in her life

Tranche Devereaux

SCARY ISLAND MENTIONED!! Thank you RHONY fan/caller

Dr. Ron Jambo

Volker Beck story much fun and no surprise. The guy's protected.

Kate Baldwin

Only 6 minutes in but yes Liz is gaylor yaay

Horse Badorties

Nope, "Grinder". Yes, I know you're bullshitting. I worked at a small computer company in Santa Cruz (Aptos) in the mid-80s, with two of Grinder's children. Grinder was ex-CIA, and the daughter had some stories. Grinder and Bandler both are pronounced with short vowels in the first syllable. Nickname: "Bandit & Swindler".

Horse Badorties

"His dick tat says 'Swan'?" "No, Saskatchewan!"

Horse Badorties

Damn, Google Translate is really good these days! ----------------------------------------------------- To the TrueAnon community: I'm writing this letter because I don't know who to trust anymore. Three weeks ago, a mysterious man named Salva, claiming to be from South Sudan but possibly from a LinkedIn server farm in Palo Alto, stole my entire productivity system through some kind of "mind WiFi." Here's what happened: I was sleeping peacefully, dreaming ordinary dreams about taxes and oatmeal. Suddenly, Salva burst into my dream, holding a Nokia 3310 like an ancient artifact. He pointed it at me and said, "Your productivity now belongs to shipping containers." I woke up covered in Google Calendar reminders I'd never set. My "Do It Later" list had 4,000 items—all from 2019. But it's 2025, and I wasn't that productive in 2019! Key evidence: My grandmother started speaking in terms of "signal zone/noise zone/mixing zone/release zone," whereas she used to only know how to make soup. I found a rock named Gerald in my backpack—I live on the 14th floor, and there shouldn't be any rocks in this building. Every three seconds, my body forces me to "focus perception - annotate processing - immediate execution." Yesterday, at a funeral, I annotated the eulogy as "primarily noise." That shipping container is real! I can see Salva inside doing 45-90 minute focused sprints, while I suffer. So-called arbitration: Salva claims we're in "arbitration proceedings." But I've never met him, never participated in arbitration, and don't even know what arbitration is. Yet, every morning at 3 a.m., LinkedIn sends a notification: "Salva viewed your profile"—he's spying on me. I implore TrueAnon to investigate: Is the shipping container a CIA psychological warfare program? Is #DisruptInvolution really just a freelance version of Project MKUltra? Did Salva escape Juba, or did Juba escape him? What does Stone Gerald know? I'm no longer safe; my productivity system is in jeopardy. The baobab-like contortions are eating away at my spine. Please take immediate action or contact Blaze and Liz—this is much deeper than LinkedIn. System anomalies are being monitored. System anomalies are approaching. Your confused and time-blocked friend Andre Korak Former human, current productivity hostage Definitely not in a shipping container (Or is he?) P.S. Salva, if you're reading this—give me Gerald back and we can talk. P.S. Just checked my calendar and found a 73-minute "goat-gazing" schedule. I don't have any goats, and this is definitely not my calendar—whose calendar is it?

Lilja Björg Jökulsdóttir

at what timestamp was the bee and ant rant? I need this asap for post coital pillow talk.

zach

i fucking love these tip line eps

Iain

Liz: cmon, whiskey sours are good!

Connor

I’d second this theory, with the alternate possibility that he’s pining for someone from his past and is listening to a recording of them (possibly fucking, possibly not). Might be a man, might be a woman, impossible to say 100% with current info, but he’s definitely imagining someone else there. Might also help explain the unchanging age of his public partners as he’s gotten older, idk.

DarylBarenziah

A D A M F R I E D L A N D FOR PRESIDENT

Olivia D

What do we think was bleeped at 55:55

A Yee

I could see Pete play Fallout. He would totally be Caesars Legion

Irene

I just love Liz's laugh it makes everything 10x funnier

Onsen Dreamscapes

ever gotten a tip about fred armisen peeing on people without consent/dub consent during sex before? also commonly known but rarely hear it online (just word of mouth irl)

Onsen Dreamscapes

i accidentally had a dmt trip. i agree why would anyone want that? i didn't want that. and i learned some important stuff but i don't wanna do it again and would have preferred not to.

Már McBee

Leo likes to listen to MGMT 👍

Pier

Re: “I’ll have what joes having”… the caller said he was trying to be polite, he meant it as a courtesy to make it easy for the bartender. Sometimes when you get comped drinks and it’s not clear that it’s limited to beer/wine/well drinks, it can be awkward or rude to order a drink that would otherwise be expensive or labor intensive for the bartender so you just wanna get whatever the other people drinking for free are drinking. Tbh the bartender messed up and shouldn’t have revealed rogan’s actual absurd alcoholic drink order, he should have just given the guy a normal sized vodka. Jfc can you imagine…

Marina

Liz having the absolute gall to suggest Reputation is bad and Lover is good. Her worst take of all time and I literally pray to her every morning

LB

Jason

We love Brain Smith and we hate shitty samiches

Big Dylan

The Dragon rises

TS Nancy Boy

A few years after my grandfather died we found out that he had a secret family that he would travel to see in turkey pre 2000s. Supposedly with multiple children lol

sage j.

Yc going deep with memnoch the devil 🙌🏻