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Episode 512: Old Saint Dick (Patreon)

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2025-12-25 17:28:52
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We discuss the amazing birth of Jesus Christ, the founder of Christianity, and discuss at length the mystery of his foreskin.

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Devin

He has risen – foreskin and all

greg

thought yall were gone yay!!!

Erika

Merry Christmas Liz, Brace, and Yung Chomsky 🙏

PottyJohn

Do people actually eat ass?

Quinn

Best birthday gift

elizabethonline

Been hearing a lot about this guy - uptick in Jesus mentions late December. interested to learn more

adam22

The break was a deepstate hoax

collin

It's a winter time miracle!

Jakupe

It's a Christmas miracle ✨️ 🙏

peter_mcc

merry christmas (secularly like how they do it in japan)

PottyJohn

Heard. Merry Christmas Collin.

Natalie

Counting this as the long awaited Bible episode....🙏📿🛐🤲🏼⛪️ Wishing a blessed and holy holiday to you all

Natalie

Too scared to be on aux and press play in front of my devout mother to find out if this is a joke ep or not

HonestEd

The bible ep is that book of exodus episode of trans regret snoopie presents the bible that brace was on

Hunter Saint Hunter

YC they better be paying you double time for posting this on the holiday

Davis

Whaaaaat

Riley Kelly

Oh my god it’s not just silence

elizabethonline

Real Tamar-heads know she was really the one who got fucked over

Frank Rossitano

As a prop stylist, I fucking hate Christmas bc we start shooting Christmas product in spring and all through summer, so by the time Christmas comes around, I am fucking sick of it. One year I did a Christmas catalog for 2 weeks in APRIL, Christmas never ends in the photo industry lol

Subodh Kafle

The three wise mohalim have blessed us this day

Noah

Merry Christmas to my favorite conservative born-again Catholic podcast

rosalinda neri

Can't wait to listen to this while opening gifts with the fam 😘

elizabethonline

My very erudite MIT-educated professor dad believes that most things in the Bible literally happened (?), and he’s been telling me recently about the apparently abundant evidence that Nebuchadnezzar’s years-long period of madness (described in the Old Testament) was real

Pink&TealCore

THEY KEPT THEIR PROMISE!! ANOTHER CHRISTMAS EPISODE??? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH GUYS (and happy holidays ;))

Kimble

weird pic of YC

mitchell

TrueAnon is the best present of all 🎄 merry Christmas and/or a nice Thursday to everyone

Benjamin Frew

hit the 'tip' line, foreskin or no foreskin!

Tvvvv

Here’s a tip: As a child I believed that White Santa lived in the North Pole and Black Santa lived in the South Pole. There was no greater conclusions that I drew from this knowledge. No one told me this. It was a belief that I came to on my own. Maybe the only time in my life that I have done so.

Phillip Harris

Have a good break guys. One million Epstein files dropped.

Victoria

Unitarian Universalism mention 🍹 (that’s the chalice)

Victoria

Was his sleigh pulled by penguins? 🥹

Mike

Is it really just the Bible the whole time?

fioe06 t

So clutch to put this out for holiday commutes

Vero

We just lost my dad — a staunch marxist comrade. But I have a feeling this ep will heal me. Amen 🙏

glieb

just christmas riffin

drewb

ask him how the five loaves and two fish for 5,000 people thing worked because the logistics of that don't make a lick of sense

Mitt Romney

One of the questions I had to consider for bottom surgery is whether or not to have a circumcised weiner. Merry Christmas.

Drew

So it seems

Johnny on da Island

So sorry to hear that my friend, please take care of yourself.

Matt Jolo

God Bless us, everyone!

JDF

Murray Brismas

Swimaroo

Donkeys are so funny and cute :') 🫏

Mark Owen

I had a dream last night I spotted Epstein - was that an Xmas miracle?

Selecao9

Do people actually *not*????

Zzz

Merry Chrysler everyone

Stevie Nicks

@ 19:40, release the Merlin Cut

PottyJohn

I’m afraid to eat shit

weelee

Old Taint Frick

Omar Hashem

If you choose circed do you get it sans-foreskin or with foreskin then have a circumcision performed?

Subodh Kafle

Perhaps Herod would not have killed all the babies if the Magi had done a better job of doxxing the baby?

SlamPig

I have friend with a Jewish family that celebrates Christmas and Hanukkah and they did matching PJs at least one Christmas.

Tvvvv

I drew no greater conclusions from this knowledge, but yes it would make sense that a different animal would guide the sleigh or that it would be a sleigh of 8 to 9 different reindeer.

the empty suit

Brace explaining the timeline of the Bible is like every actual-play TTRPG podcast’s exposition episode.

HonestEd

Merr crimbus

Adrienne Graf

If I hear Brace say begets ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO JONTHAM or whatever these crazy fuckers are named

Tim O'

I choose to believe that this is the real Mitt Romney

dfumps

Baguettes

Joe

The many Sons of Wizrael

Fern Fernald

Did not read the description before starting this episode, but I thought we would finally be getting a post mortem episode about Dick Cheney for Christmas

jay alan

Thank you for this incredible Christmas gift. 🫡

alex

I once assisted with multiple circumcisions with a doctor named Dr. Kropp …

Alexandria

Thank you for sharing his memory with us. Take care Schwartzy

Peter Jones

Another Chrismas miracle!

D Metcalf

St joseph(patron of builders and the dad who stepped up) if he apparated I’d want it to be in a union hall

Charles Frum

The Magi were Persian Zorastrians!

Michael S. Judge

Dog, at my house? Every DAY is a Feast of the Circumcision. The Church can say there's no more Church feast, OK, fine, but there's not a single sentence of scripture that forbids me from having as many Circumcision Feasts as I goddamn want

Jacob

Link is just because Im using the opportunity to promote this channel and the video is relevant

Vincent

If I'm a date and she's like "I'm without original sin", I'm gonna be bummed out because that's kinda what I was hoping for.

jethiexoxo

It’s a wonderful life !

Theo

As an Eastern Orthodox Christian I’m happy this podcast is adhering to correct theology by referring to the Virgin Mary as the Mother of God. Thanks, TrueAnon!

Ray

if the story was told the way y'all tell it i wouldn't have regretted all of those midnight services

JDF

Schismatic!

JDF

FLN bearing gifts in baby carriages

Rosa Wurm

IS THAT THE GOURMAND MAKING AN APPEARANCE? A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

Tranche Devereaux

1:13:24 🎶 Glory glory hole I’ll chew ya 🎶 This is all a-cock-ryphal

D G

Perfect episode

Trebor

Where is Brace’s Prepuce?

Marcus

Learnt more from this episode than six years of Catholic school

the empty suit

I’m glad Brace could present his Bible book report to the class

Taylor

S4 E3 of Columbo, synanon mention

Blake

Loved this, more Dollop-style history episodes in ‘26

се

the prepuce per minute count of this episode is astronomical

Z F

I learned about UUs from a Ray Bradbury story, and went to UU services for a couple of years after I left the Catholic Church, in order to distract myself from the guilt I still felt on Sunday mornings back then. Great barely religious religion, and a great stepping stone to agnosticism. Also the sex ed books they used for Sunday school sounded really wholesome

GG Allin Dulles

Surgically removed as an infant, it seems strange to us I know but its just a cultural thing

Z F

Liz gotta name that baby Zerubbabel

Marcus

Jesus was obviously packing if people are confused about what's his foreskin and what's his umbilical cord.

elizabethonline

He would genuinely say that god created the law of conservation of mass so god incarnate can bend it. However I didn’t actually ask him - will report back if we all get sufficiently twisted off the mulled wine to where the conversation turns spiritual

notbrian

begets begets begets begets baguettes bad sex regrets

Isaac

Before Freud all that shit was normal

fioe06 t

It was driving me crazy towards the end

Jodie Foster

Love you all but this was easily the most half-assed summary of the Immaculate Conception I’ve heard from a smart person

Ollin

Zoroastrian - I think they even called themselves magi back then like the Bible didn’t come up with the title

Major Pisano

Banger episode. True fire and brimstone shit. Loved it. Brace fire brand and the nun sweet sister of reason Liz bring it back to the swift edge of gods grace. Thanks team ! Feliz navidad y año Nuevo mi jente! Burn down Babylon!

Major Pisano

Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego In the house shlameels!

Kelley

Yung Chomsky, I’ll show you an anxious and stressed out Christmas, no problem

Major Pisano

I keep my foreskin in a jar in the wall for posterity and future generations to enjoy. I know, I’m not a holy relic but I know someone will be inspired by finding my foreskin in the wall one day. Possibly founding a whole holy tradition.

Major Pisano

I’m impressed by the guy having the begat scenario down. It’s an important part. He’s been talking about it long enough. It’s like listening to someone try to explain gravity’s rainbow for three years and you funky ask “how long has it been since you read that?” And that say their half way through. Finally got to the gospel and he was ready for the review book report talk through Sunday school portion. Happy for him.

Major Pisano

Didn’t he just say his family had a clerical error at the hospital and it’s intact sheathes Johnson arrow? But I could be imagining things.

Major Pisano

Fankensense and myr in a gold vessel for the baby. Only way for a wise one bering gifts to the apparition of holy Liz and her holy baby…

Major Pisano

The one animal I am endeared to and will have a wild land of wild donkeys one day. One gods most truly majestic creatures. Me and my burros will be kings of the galaxy.

krumping4

Basically an April fools episode but listenable

Major Pisano

It’s floating in frankincense and myrrh with gold like Goldschläger in a violet Egyptian blue glass pyramid wrapped in gold with a decanter style top made of gold and quartz inclusions. My fire foreskin is in there floating around, hidden in the wall waiting for the future maji of the fraternity of Moses and the fireskin bush church of sacred hearts of immaculate conception.

PJ Renteria

Holy shit Yung Chomsky really makes Hanukkah sound very appealing.

NTH

Boaz, Alabama

shame

So where does Santa fit into all of this

D Metcalf

I think the plural would be prepucae

Brent

The fact that there were baby kings tells you everything you need to know about how stupid the concept of monarchy is.

Barn

Brace has to be one of the greatest story tellers ever.

gumb0

Nodding quietly to myself as Liz says "the homily... anyone?"

Robin Mulvihill

My Prepuce brings all the Mohels to the Nard

Hot Rod

The gospel according to St. Gourmand

Hot Rod

Happy holidays and thanks TrueAnon. And congratulations to Liz.

Steve S.

Dang who woulda thought this podcast I started listening to in 2019 for Epstein news would in 2025 on Christmas day give me the best rundown on the lineage of the house of David. Much more informational than Mass.

NYCM&AHole

The healing diaper = holy diaper à la Dio’s Holy Diver lololololol

BB

YC with the dueling banjos drop, nice

B R

Brace talking about Catholic relics reminded me, I read the book “Fifth Business” by Robertson Davies (which is about a man who isnt catholic but becomes obsessed with relics anyway??) based off Brace’s recommendation and I really loved it. Thanks for the book recs and many laughs this year, Trueanon. ❤️ And happy new year!

Adam Krause

The Latin is praeputium, so second declension neuter. The plural would be praeputia. Prepuce is the English cognate, so it would likely just be prepuces. The “ae” plural is for first declension feminine.

Kevin C

Milei better televise his circumcision

Prole City Prints

Did you make this before we found out Trump let that baby free in lake Michigan?

BoganTheLastard

Here's where Liz is wrong: Magi are 100% wizards. They were court astrologers from Persia

Alex C

Just gonna point out the low hanging fruit that is Wizraelites

Maggie

Anybody got a begets count?

TrueAnonPod

Fifth business was how I heard about relics & saints when I read it in highschool. I also found out about analysis from another book in the trilogy

Jacob Bortell

You know when you say goodbye to your best buddy, or maybe an older brother or a cool uncle, and you know you won't see them for a very long time, small things remotely related to them take on a strong sentimental value? I actually feel kinda sad for the generations of christians who miss their guy so much that they cling to the hope of being near his alleged, centuries-old foreskin.

Em Jay Walker

If this is how Brace describes the bible, I wanna hear his spin on the Book of Mormon.

Nicola

Great ep! As a theologian and longtime TA listener, I feel like this episode caters specifically to my tiny demographic and I love it

Noah McClellan

Dio's criminally underrated album "Holy Diaper"

Biglacheese

Smoking on that prepous pack, from my unguents plug, he only has exotic nard

Doug Cartel

People don't know this but the machine that sucks all the bones out of chickens came from the machine that takes the bone out of your boner

D Metcalf

Thanks for the Latin lesson

Braedon

Obviously you eat calamari rings on the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ

M D

Need the nard oil for the holy diaper. That thang' has got to smell wild!

NYCM&AHole

Per dio, the holy diaper is the one that’s clean

Thomas

Koran next menfadlek

Thomas

Losemat Koran next

Ethan Schulz

Hey theyre trying. I'll grant I've never heard anyone pronounce Nebuchadnezzar that way before though.

Kevin C

They blessed us with this and a Liz doomscroll over Christmas. They actually do care about us. Wow

Kevin C

Thats antisemitism

Frank

A French tourist offered this to me unprompted

Jack Sylvia

, "A common test for foreskinned authenticity [in medieval times] was taste. A physician, supervised by a priest, sampled the skin for the flavor of genuine holiness. The taster was called a croque-prépuce, or 'foreskin cruncher.'"[10]” From the Holy Prepuce wikipedia

Brian

Why arent brace, Liz and Yung chomsky with their family??

Drew Scott

I need Liz to do a basketball podcast

Jeff Hendricks

I fell asleep at Jacob and woke up at volunteering to taste-test foreskin.

harris

Jesus nard dog Christ

Christopher Price

Matthew traces Joseph's lineage, while Luke traces Mary's lineage. so yeah they're cousins.

Christopher Price

to expand - Matthew is all about Jesus as the expected king and priest, while Luke - despite being wall to wall angels - is more down to earth, like the detail of Joseph and Mary offering doves as their sacrifice, which was the poorest sacrifice possible.

Sexual Harry Potter

“You don’t see Jews doing that. Although they did make us do that at one point” -Brace Belden on matching pajamas That was too good it had to be premeditated

Brian

Solo idola-try

Brian

The way brace keeps pronouncing idolatry makes me want to do the belden method

Sexual Harry Potter

Fun fact Cyrus the Great is the only goy king said to be personally appointed by God in the Bible, everyone from the Iranians to jews to even Greeks and Romans loved this guy. I believe he eventually lost to Queen Scythia. Nomadic tribes from the steppe were just too OP back in those days

Kody

I was Liz’s worst nightmare this past Christmas: wore matching pjs to Marty Supreme.

Brian Long

Didn’t realize this was a Bible story until I read the comments ???

Steve S.

Also, reform Judaism doesnt ask for adult circumcision for converts but orthodox and I believe conservatives do. Since a lot of goyische men in the US are already circumcised, they do a ceremony where they prick the head of the penis with a pin to draw blood and mimic the circumcision ritual. TBH as a Jew I'm terrified to think how many weirdo converts we'd get in 2025 if converts could leave their foreskins intact. It's a bit of a deterrent to the religion's growth, as St Paul rightly pointed out.

Steve S.

also I just realized Domantas Sabonis probably got an adult circumcision

Theo

thanks for the laugh

Doc Adna

Liz is totes pregnant on the Citarella interview

Joe

Isaac begets Jacob? I be getting hoes!!!

Kurt

Chekhov’s nail gun

Tea for the Tillerman

When I was listening to this I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and my glasses were schumering

Kurt

Need Weird Al to come back to make this song happen

Kurt

Every episode is an “Airing of The Grievances” for Brace.

NYCM&AHole

Fuck that i’ll do it and record it and find a way to get it online

Major Pisano

I had to go to classes to learn baby cpt and baby swaddling… before my kids were born, each time. California mandated… just saying, I know how to swaddle good. Like a pro. Frank and myrrh and a pinch of gold for the beautiful polish child. Just sayin..

Roarschach_Muckracken

.............................is liz.........? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....nooonononono

kenzel

Why do people get so upset thinking about adults consenting to cutting their genitals, but it's totally normal to cut off infants genitals? It's all insane! It all should be a crime! It's just crazy people can't think outside of their culture. It's exactly like foot binding, fgm, and finger cutting in other parts of the world

joancutesac

Very clear that the trio are deep in some biblical project and I'm biting my nails

Andrew

Doxx that king baby

AbeLinkin

Lol if it’s done properly it is nowhere in the same ballpark as foot binding, fgm, and finger cutting. It’s more akin to ear piercing or tattoos. I still get what you mean from a personal autonomy perspective with regard to infants/children, but no need to compare it to the extremes (if done properly)

AbeLinkin

Kinda just takes one ask of the nurse while in the hospital to get the whole swaddle thing down, no?

kenzel

I think if we lived in a culture of foot binding, fgm, or finger cutting, you'd have the same belief that it was harmless if done properly. It's easy to see the harm in another culture. I'm pretty radical on this, and I think there are enormous harms that people don't realize are caused by genital cutting (they think it's just a normal part of life).

AfroCommie

Yoooooo I thought haters and losers was the last ep of year. Awesome stuff to have in these liminal days

Chas Padunski

Finally an episode that as I a student of the Tanakh, of the Good News, of the Talmud, the Midrash, and the whole of the Oral Torah, am qualified to weigh in on. 1. Brace, if you’re confused by the whole Mother of God thing, I’d advise you take a gander at the whole Nestorian controversy, the Assyrian Church of the East, and Christianity in ancient and medieval China. You are not the first. 2. Matthew is writing for a primarily Jewish audience, so he’s really trying to get the tie to David locked down. Luke, by contrast, is writing for a Gentile audience, and especially one concerned with women and the marginalized, so he’s amusing the bouche of a very different set of spectators. 3. The wizards of the Ketuvim are 100% pagan. They’re worshipping obelisks in the high places. That’s why God’s wizards, the prophets in the Nevi’im, are constantly out sorcery-ing them—to show his power over these two-bit desert wizards 4. Luke is a Greek name because Luke was a Gentile. So he’s running around a whole different milieu. That’s why his name is funky in a different way. 5. Brace, you have to look into the Second Temple “Hellenizer v anti-Hellenizer” debate. It is the original assimilation showdown, in which Hellenizing Jews wanted so bad to be Greek, they were putting on fake foreskins at the gymnasium to hide their Jewishness.

CJ

Brace "In Our Time" BBC Radio4 episode appearance when???

Barry

Someone ask Dr Justin Sledge where the wizards went

Galilayyo

The holy preppas

mimi

sorry love you guys but can you do a re-recording of this one and put everything in the context of Real Housewives

Galilayyo

I can't believe y'all expounded upon the Holy Foreskin for over an hour without once mentioning that Leo Allatius, keeper of the Vatican library, claimed that it ascended to the heavens and became the rings of Saturn

christian

borrrinnggg lmk when someone begets santa

MEAT CLOWN

This episode would be an all-timer if not for the small issue that you guys pronounce it "prepice" instead of "prepyuce," not cuz I care about accuracy but because the correct pronunciation makes the word sound a lot weirder and funnier.

Johnny on da Island

You have to get through the difficult Bible stuff to get to the hot, juicy foreskin stuff.

Natalie L

Starting to think YC is inserting the musical clips at every opportunity to drive me specifically insane; last week JC Superstar, this week Joseph, goddamnit every time i hear them i have to go listen to the whole thing 🤬

2horses

i’ve actually been to the small town that housed the foreskin for a bit, it’s calcata vecchia. it’s absolutely worth going to and it’s also one of the filming locations of tarkovsky’s nostalgia. one of my favorite places in the world

Cheesie Christ

Sacrilegious, more like shaftrilegious am I right or am I right?

Ave

King Bracey

Miles

The first time the church didn’t want to think about a child’s penis

James Whale

Holey prepuce t shirts?!

Natalie L

Also “that’s what the nard is for!” fucking killed me and i can’t believe brace and Liz seemingly didn’t appreciate it

S

TrueAnon is my favorite Bible podcast

S

Listen to Born In The Second Century

Jim Hawley

I've listened to all the free episodes twice cuz this show is so awesome and now, finally, as a new subscriber, from now on, all I'm gonna do is complain in the comments about how much it sucks.

Doghouse Jake

This is the best Bible study ever

Mood Slut

Such a fantastic and educational episode, what a gift! Congratulations Liz and a cozy and wonderful holiday time to all 💖

Mood Slut

These are the kinds of travel tips I wanna collect ty

k

donkey-pilled and bray-maxxing

Sudden Beth

First rule of prepuce club- DONT TALK ABOUT PREPUCE CLUB

ERIC

Wizards were likely the highly educated elamites, a southern proto Iranian state. Not Persian hate, but definitely retconned hate on guys who outsourced good palace management to guys who wore funny hats and were working with some of the earliest proper written languages.

Alex K

I didn’t appreciate Liz shutting down Brace when he tried to open a discussion about whether Jesus was “packing heat”

Z F

This makes sense - I was recently looking for the singular form of 'labia' and was surprised to learn it was 'labium'

Curt's Hog

The holy prepuce hoisted on a petard like a little calamari.

NitroDickclapp III

Jesus seems more like a knife guy to me. A butterfly knife kinda guy who likes flicking it out and casually showing off with it

NitroDickclapp III

Welcome to the coolest lame clubhouse on the podcast internet

B

You cannot convince me that cutting off the outer layer of the most sensitive and psychologically potent part of the male anatomy is the same as an ear piercing. I call bs!

Kerri

A review of medieval ostentatio genitalium artwork is what we need here

zenith

"Im without Original Sin" is the stone age version of "i have no gag reflex"

Kerri

Sounds like you have no or few kids lol some of those lil critters simply cannot be brought into the swaddle 🤷

Kerri

Medicine used to be cool

Kerri

Between this and the whole Catholic widows can't remarry thing I'm starting to >seriously< doubt her Polish heritage smdh

Major Pisano

Been paying for years. Long time commenter here. Welcome. We pay to speak our mind. Thanks. Nit pick away!

Kurt

How much does an ungent of nard go for these days?

Chloe

I was raised atheist and have never read any of that book.. so hearing these stories told this way is really fun

Zzz

My thoughts exactly

Carter Moon

Sending this episode to my youth pastor who has definitely forgotten my name by now with the subject line “how this make you feel white boy” and no further context

Dearg Doom

My favourite holy prepuce story and also? My truth

David Haigh

AI made King Baby Brace images when?

MRSAful Fate

Did a big rip off the Dan Bongingo before this ep

Jacob

Nah, Joseph was a bro, him marrying her saved Mary a much shittier life. She was pregnant before they got married

Jacob

As a roman catholic, Theotokos is my favorite title for Mary

Jacob

Catherine of Siena was a mystical GOAT

Toby Summerfield

Look, Yung. You really dropped the ball every time Brayce said “holy diaper” by not clipping in some “Holy Diver.”

wormpat

Same I could listen to TrueAnon Bible Stories all day

Tim O'

96 minutes into the episode and we get a Rabbi Shmuley drop. Incredible

MKatieUltra

Leprosy doesn’t make appendages fall off on its own, it causes nerve damage so the person bumps the appendage and injures it more because they lack sensation, and so there’s just a ton a tissue damage and infection risk, then they can lose or absorb the appendage. They also end up with muscle weakness. Idk maybe that applies to a dick ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Liam

They really begettin back then

Joey

King Baby mentioned

Joey

Beget this, beget that; How about you be-get a job?!??

Joey

beget the bag

hey_boo

I’m now fully convinced that people who love the Bible have never actually read the Bible. This shit is WILD!

Mood Slut

In a hell yeah sort of way

Mood Slut

V true. A lot of them read it with no real understanding of the meaning of the text as translated + history, take whatever they like at face value, and then use it to hate people with As a tome of absurdist Bronze Age tea the bible goes extremely hard!

Tim O'

Herod ordered the slaughter of infants as a direct result of the doxxing of the baby Christ. Much to consider.

hey_boo

Truly. Also ur Mary Mag comment from earlier blew my fucking mind 🤯

Hank

2 for 2 on the beget puns. Good job

crisis thespian

i heard that "major boobs" joke, yung. i heard and appreciated that. never lose your shine boy.

Kevin Hickey

This could have been an email

Isaac Larkin

Nearly died while making dinner when they got to the oil of nard

wet_poptart

Formal request for a full Catholic relics deep dive my people have prayed to some INSANE shit over the years

ffffffff

thank you for all this information about the prepuce - I was able to talk about its healing powers just now while having sopes with my cousin in Merida

Mood Slut

Backing this formal request. I love canticles but BOY HOWDY do I love relics and reliquaries

Irene

Damn didn’t know I was a Byzantine empress

Mood Slut

immaculately conceiving the bag then giving birth to it then the bag gets doxxed and it contains 1000 one dollar bills and a mini pine tree scented Yankee candle oh and also the Bag is King

I am become reply guy

Obviously they’re serving calamari at the feast of the circumcision

AbeLinkin

“No or a few kids” is a hell of a line. The difference between having no kids and one kid is pretty stark. Also, if a few kids isn’t enough to know how to swaddle then how many fuckin kids does it take before I’m truly a master swaddler?

Major Pisano

I mastered swaddling and never did it again after my perfect swaddle .. . I have Two beautiful children and several nieces and nephews. Deep in the swaddle game. I’m a dunk when it comes to my swaddle hustle. “Dem don know wha gwan wit mi swaddle…” fur real fur real. Kids never had a better more comfortable swaddle in this . My swaddle game, it’s all smiles. “Happy kine on the swaddle ti…”

Lara Sea

I wss raised very Catholic and this information was hidden from me about the holy p and learning of it fills this void I’ve carried around my entire life. Seriously though this may be my favorite episode of all time, brace should rewrite the Bible.

triplevalaska

To be over 35 and make this episode, and your about to have a baby. All the stupid I'm a communist i over look, this though

Andrew

Has anyone seen the “King Baby” tags in Brooklyn? Great photo ops when the child gets bornt, Liz.

Mungo Franczak

Very much looking forward to Brace’s adult catholic conversion next year. 2025 TrueAnon was the year of the Catholics for sure

Mungo Franczak

Brace the reason why censuses were done at place of birth as opposed to current location is because censuses was how the Roman Empire collected taxes, and it was way easier to collect taxes by corralling groups of wandering people who probably don’t have a permanent home into one location, their place of birth

grizz

It's an incredible bit to keep bringing up religious doctrine, clearly researching the hell out of one thing, and getting the most regular shit wrong. Thank you for making me insane this holiday season.

grizz

Btw the Mary confusion comes up because 1 in 4 women in that area/time were named Mary (or Maryam).

SippyCup

I cannot remember who interviewed Jeff Tweedy and why circumcision came up, but he described being cold cut by the Rabbi in the back of the Temple, just yank and cut and done.

Tyler Allan Stuckey

I can't stop thinking about Brace doing the "begets" thing off the dome. Was it actually off the dome?

Drew

De jure vs de facto census. Record where they live vs where they are they day off.

SD

Kujo

there is no worse song than any rendition of the little effing drummer boy

Keith Huston

Ngl this was harder to follow than the Utah episodes

Samantha Geovjian Clarke

astonishing and impressive to be even worse than evangelical christians at pronouncing old testament names

Jud

I would love to hear Brace read the entire bible ❤️

Frida

YC chiming in with major boobs after general anaesthesia did not go past me and made me laugh

TrueAnonPod

This podcast is about the New Testament

Sara

Pree is stored in the nard

NitroDickclapp III

First time I've ever felt conflicted about being raised in a country where only weirdos go to church. I understand none of this lore, I feel like I'm on the outside of an in joke

Meletios

He has a super interesting video about the Magi actually

Kevin Price

In Ulysses Stephen Daedalus thinks about the holy prepuce and calcata when he is peeing next to Leopold Bloom. Got to that part like two days after listening to the episode

Ben

Who thought reading the most boring part of an already boring book was a good idea?

Molls

As a Presbyterian true anon listener (sorry) this ep is for meeee

Dr. No No No

Hope you guys get to have Mel Gibson on to talk shop on his new Ressurection of the Christ movie

Benphish

The family in the striped pajamas

Daniel

Don't apologize

Brennan

tough listen for many bible nerds

jeanetteclairee

You’re totally right, he stepped up when god inceminated her without her consent.

Kiel Cone

You stabbed your son’s eyes out and then got exiled to the island lesbos as a joke?

Quinn Redman

Yoooooo as a gumshoe I’m doing my part by trying to meet Jessica Krause while I’m back home any questions anyone has for her

Tone Bug

Loving the magi-as-wizards concept, that’s canon for me now

M D

Brace is a real goofball in this one.

Lulu

For Jesus.

Alexander

The birth of Jesus Christ was the most consequential baby doxxing in history

Casey

There was a scandal in the early 2000s among some sect of orthodox Jews where the moyle still used his mouth to clean the penis. There was a herpes outbreak.

Nite Life Jesse

MOYLE? Were you circumcised by an Irishman

big man

At the live show on October 10 his dad was there and he asked him why he wasn’t circumcised - dad said “we flipped a coin, it was heads”

Casey

How else would I get herpes?

PP Cool P

“A 2013 review of cases of neonatal HSV infections in Israel identified ritual circumcision as the source of HSV-1 transmission in 31.8% of the cases.”

Tom Clarke

Late comment but relevant I think. My wife’s aunt was named Cirumcisión del Señor because she was born on January 1st and her father was pissed off that she wasn’t a boy. This was in the 50s in rural Spain. He wasn’t a bad guy and she changed her name after he died. To Circunavigación. 100% true.

HANNAH

You can pronounce a name anyway you want

HANNAH

What?

grizz

Thanks, HANNAH.

Michael Balls Penis

Donkeys are also smarter than horses! Horses will follow an idiot but the phrase “as stubborn as an ass” comes from the fact that if a donkey thinks the its handler is stupid it will sit down and wait for a better option or think of a better solution itself. They also make fierce livestock guardians and form close emotional bonds with their chosen donkey/ human companions.

Talcum Gladwell

History will remember that they waited for Chile to have its election and TrueAnon to take a vacation before it was safe to kidnap Maduro.

A

TrueAnon should never go on a goddamn vacation again dawg. Harden you heart Maduro

WHJ

Look at what happened when you went on break

Gato gris

Israel soldiers certainly didn’t seem like fans of Mary when they mocked the holy mother calling her a whore and desecrating her statues in a church in southern Lebanon during their invasion

Blank

I shudder to think what the three letter agencies are planning for when Liz goes on parental leave

A

They’re nuking Belarus like fuck it

Eli Torgersen

amazing yung Chomsky chuckles episode

A Yee

I think i would’ve stayed in church if these 3 were leading the bible study

Timothy

COME BACK PLEASE!

Tiff D

king herod's massacre of the innocents could have been avoided if the magi had doxxed that baby

siegmeme

This episode is an all-timer I think

burkina fatso

my family eats onion rings on january first every year for this reason

Swag

Can you guys release a new episode? In a detox facility and need something to listen too 💕

P.E.L

Praying for a new episode asap. Too much stuff happening and mostly terrible commentary of it

Sarah Rea

Next year can we please??? have a Jewish traditions/Hanukkah episode.... for non Jewish listeners please... Like what the fuck goes on, in the tunnels and out of the tunnels????

Sarah Rea

I can imagine, for years I've believed Braces jokes about Yung Chomsky being gay to just be fact... "Associating Christmas with girlfriends"?!?!? Shocking...

DH

You’re a dumb episode

Grace

don't touch the Morgan letters !!

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

im withdrawing, true anon!! im withdrawing! im having a huge withdrawl!! but actually, its great that theres a podcast worth missing when it's gone, its usually the opposite problem am i right folks

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

not 6 hours later an ep drops. i am blessed

meyer

It’s so funny that there was already an episode called Holy Prepuce lmao love you guys

HD

"that...blew my back out" lol

McNuggie

Damn I just remember CCD teaching me who Mother Theresa is and getting some free dry-ass crackers.

W

Can’t believe you didn’t mention the theory of Vatican librarian Leo Allatius, that upon the resurrection of Jesus Christ the holy prepuce ascended to the heavens and became the rings of Saturn. Truly, He is risen.

Targnar

Regarding the foreskin in nard oil disappearing and then reappearing to be used on the Messiah's little piggies: this would, I believe, have been 30-ish years later, when Jesus's preaching was getting the attention of the Pharisees. See Luke 7:36-50. So, foreskin into nard jar, jar is sold, jar reappears decades later for nard oil to be used on the feet of foreskin's original owner. A nice bit of storytelling reminiscent of the 1993 Brendan Frasier vehicle "Twenty Bucks".

Jaron Lenz

I’m really intrigued by the fate of the exiled wizards

singlemom69

this is so late but the magi were Persians, magi means wisemen.