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Episode 514: Redacted (Patreon)

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2026-01-12 14:33:21
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We dig through the initial release of the new Epstein tranche and talk emails, subpoenas, and a forged passport.

Hit the tip line: (646) 801-1129 | tips@trueanon.com

Discover more episodes at podcast.trueanon.com

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mads

The sigh of relief I just let out. I need to find a hobby.

Kimble

i just witnessed a great battle

Quinn

Tranche Talk is back!

Mungo Franczak

Currently attending a funeral, but there’s a new TrueAnon episode. Sorry, Mom!

John Lemieux

Not my comment number, I’m asking if anyone has one for sale

John Lemieux

This is what she would have wanted

Mungo Franczak

Fun fact: Comet Azur WAS the most powerful spell, specifically the version that was on the Legendary Sword of Night & Flame, however it was nerfed (made weaker) by the game developers a month or two after the game came out; which interestingly lines up to when Elon posted his Elden Ring character online and everyone made fun of him for it. He hasn’t played the game in over 3 years I bet. Also, he spelled the name of the spell wrong because he’s a fucking dumbass. (Azur, not Azure)

John Lemieux

Elon musk is a fake gamer girl

Carlos Margarine

Yo, no joke but I broke my toe yesterday but as soon as I started the episode it healed completely and I am now a free man

Quinn

Also, can we just say it? Elon Musk is retarded.

Michał Smoleń

Always glad to see a new cosy tranche episode

Wes

There has to be a hobbit named dildo it is too normal of a hobbit name

Big Problem

Let’s fucking neuter Elon Musk 😃✂️🥜

ResilientBastard

Being a “messianic Jew” though, pretty Latina fwiw

Kimble

😃✂️🥜

Not Cephas

did y'all ever talk about the how Epstein made his money nyt article? I've enjoyed sharing to normies but also found it interesting

shoobertdoobert

I mean, Epstein hanging in prison wasn't the worst thing.

Mikachu

delectable bass line at 17mins

shame

Since the files have been released and Epstein has been defeated I think its time for you guys to wrap up the trueanon pod and start a new podcast focused on the topic of recolonizing polyamory

Jake

alright, I need multiple hours of Brace giving his lore and opinions of LOTR, especially over music and with obscure analogies

Kyle Smyth

Comet azur is the perfect elon spell since it's primarily used to cheese difficult fights from a distance and skip any actual challenge

Vincent

I'm naming my kid Blue Yoshi because it can fly 🙂

Front Dogs Go To Heaven

Next time you need a bottle ep, someone explain to liz that LOTR is canonically set on earth

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

im scared to listen to this episode; what if i understand it BUT THEN no one gets arrested still?

Kimble

bratislavian egg dick

Michael Findley

That was one of the best cuts out of the cold open ever. "There are humans in this world!?" *Fuzz Bass*

Vincent

It's weird that Elon is so fixated on things that alienated men do for escapism (anime, sci-fi/fantasy, video games) and is bad at all of them because Elon shouldn't have anything to escape from. He could do all the hedonistic activities a person can legally do (and more). He doesn't have to do bullshit like go to work. He has legions of maladjusted men who want to hang out with him. You don't have to be good at Elden Ring or understand the plot of Neon Genesis Evangelion. Those things aren't for you. Go slurp the adrenochrome and hunt the most dangerous game.

Clean Shirt Piggie

I listened to all the Seth Harp eps over the holidaze

mitchell

Elon should've named his kid Fat Roll amirite

YIMBY 4 HEAVEN

Liz, just watch the LoTR movies. "I have a problem with neck thickness..." Actually, nevermind completely, just completely and totally nevermind.

Ava Prince

elon wants his brain to turn into crystal

Ava Prince

can we get vaati vidya on the pod? need to understand the lore implications here

Zach Sampson

Nancy Mace could swallow a watermelon whole.

RHZM

The incredulity that Liz hasn’t seen LOTR and the mirrored incredulity that Brace didn’t intuitively know that Rachel Green is the name of the character from Friends had me in stitches.

wormhole

change.org petition trueanon lotr first reaction dvd commentary series

FairIsleMonch

Pretty sure that Acrobat Pro has a robust redaction tool. They must’ve tried to cheapskate on the Pro licences. Even the US Justice Dept must bow to SAS

wormhole

agreed hobbits SUCK

Harvey

Nice profile pic

Quinn

Thanks Harvey

i shyr

“could you imagine being polyamorous in the shire?” brace have you heard of the motha ship in austin texas?

podcast enjoyer

Comet Azure isn't even "the most powerful spell in Elden Ring" lol

Buttfarts

"This blew my back out" - Liz

Abbas Araghchi

I am begging someone to force Liz to sit through all the Lord of The Rings movies and make us have a racist anti-hobbit episode from Brace

podcast enjoyer

And the reason he is so obsessed with video games because there's an insane misconception that if you're good at video games it's because you're smart

Clean Shirt Piggie

I’m the rdctd from the department of rdaction asking “what are we even doing here?

Josh Miller

Call me stupid, but whats wrong with polyamoury again? Am I missing something here?

Paul K

I feel ashamed for being an Elden Ring fan now... especially since I used Comet Azur so much...

Clean Shirt Piggie

Stunning how few of my friends are familiar with “French model scout” Jean-Luc Brunel

Chris

Comet Azur—ultimate noob sorcery in ER. Disgusting. 🤮

elizabethonline

Seth Harp’s book taught me the word “tenebrous” which I’ve since been using (mostly incorrectly) at every possible juncture

lolwuthappend

Liz pretending she hasn't seen Lord of the Rings is annoying. Liz actually never seeing Lord of the Rings is equally annoying.

NTH

The only good video game name is Luigi

Quinn

What does it mean?

Major Pisano

So the guards didn’t just sleep on the job , they also disobeyed a mandate of God? Lol. Geez guard guys, total fail huh?

Brent

Schumers be schumerin’

Woke Batou

Get that baby on the mic

RC

All time cold open lmao

Dennis

Smoke pours out of my ears like Yosemite Sam whenever Liz LOTR blind spot comes up 😫

Hutson Heller

Did you try searching "Rachel Greep"?

Dennis

I believe women. It’s just sad bc you don’t know what you don’t know & they are beautiful films.

Galilayyo

Finally, Brace reveals what the one race is that he hates

Alec

You know we talk that tranche talk that tranche talk

Aidan

You all need to have Whitney Webb on!! Baffling that you haven’t yet, and Liz dropped her name this ep. You really could do like 5 episodes if you get Webb on a roll

Allie

Nothing. It’s the poly people who are identity politic warriors and shout rly loudly about vague notions of liberation thru polyamory that are annoying

Swimaroo

🤔 did YC get a bass for Christmas?

Gator lord

Anna Paulina Luna is a stupid ass name

Kimble

it’s a type of meth pipe

Jack

2 first names is one thing.. but three? Pushing it

Josh Miller

Ok yea that is annoying.

Matthew

“Throws of being parished” is poetry.

Budget Hireling

Wouldn’t be TruAnon without an intro so long and meandering that I forget what the episode is about and then the song snaps me back

Aidan

lol egg on my face. I feel stupid but thank you tho!!!

M Wigby

Notably he also spells Comet Azur incorrectly in that post.

A_ZO

the reason why they scribbled on the flier is because it misspelled the word "mandatory". That's why the red squiggly underline is there.

elizabethonline

I think it means like dark/shrouded in arcanery. I’ve just been using it to mean gay though

punchrockgroin

Liz reading ER item descriptions, hell ya

Egg B

Obsessed with Decolonizing Polyamory and any account who posts HR videos for relationships

Mersham

what if it was anna paulina tuna? And she was a giant anthropomorphic fish

MRSAful Fate

Trrraaaaaaahhhhnnnnssssccchhhh

Egg B

Decolonizing Polyamory has an app now where you type in all your partners and your relationship boundaries and your sexuality etc and takes your names and emails. They will be on this episode when they eventually sell the app to Palantir and I cannot wait to tune in for the analysis.

Henry

Do whatever you want but it does seem like a notion a lawyer would invent to evade charges of infedelity

Tea for the Tillerman

Tbf his name sounds so French that you could tell me he was a new wave director or critical theorist or something and I’d be like ok

PT

Musk is losing his touch. Techno Mechanicus >>> Comet Azure

Doug Cartel

Chandrasekhar gets mentioned in sci Fi sometimes

Quinn

dark/shrouded in arcanery = gay

Swaggypeepaw

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Christian Wulff

Comet Azure is a spell for Elon's parenting style: very high damage from a great distance.

Crank

How do extraterrestrial beings pretend to be UFOs, wouldn’t they just be UFOs?

Alexander

Im really enjoying the LOTR detour, at some point, please do a bonus episode where Brace recounts the trilogy to Liz! Im seeing the trilogy through new eyes

Elsie Hupp

What if the reason America has come to this is that Eris dropped a golden apple at a joint session of Congress inscribed “for the most beautiful”? What if the *real* joint session of Congress is the thots we met along the way?!?

Elsie Hupp

tl;dr don’t let the One Ring bite your finger—there isn’t an antidote for One Ring venom, so you’ll have to have Gollum bite your finger off and fall in a volcano to keep the venom from spreading. tl;dr rings are bad, period, which is why the hobbits are in a giant anarchist polycule together otherwise.

Elsie Hupp

Extraterrestrials are merely pretending to be UFOs because they actually work for the US government and are therefore technically piloting IFOs (Identified Flying Objects). To be fair, the US government has really good extraterrestrial health insurance, so if any of us were an extraterrestrial we’d take the same deal.

Elsie Hupp

I’m sure Chandrasekhar is great and all but personally I have fonder memories of Louis Sachar.

Aaron Friedland

I imagine elon doesnt even know you can channel comet azure or any spells, guy is probably tapping the button once at enemies

Elsie Hupp

Oh so what you’re saying is that they aren’t queer-poly; they’re [Silicon Valley] *swingers*. Every queer-poly person has had at least one bad experience with a swinger! (The difference between queer-poly people and swingers is that queer-poly people have their entire polycule over for decolonial Thanksgiving—where we ritually exorcise the Pilgrims, obviously—whereas swingers adamantly refuse to let their partners meet each other.)

bud dustin

I really like that second bit there

Elsie Hupp

Apparently Anna Paulina Luna is less Mexican-American and more American-Mexican. Or, perhaps, one could say she is [partially] American-Mexican-American. Either way, if Anna Paulina Luna grew up speaking Spanish (or, perhaps, another Romance language) in the Americas, that’s the basic criterion for being Latine. Whether or not Francophones in the Americas count as Latin American is a weird sort of question… from a European perspective the distinction would probably be Romance-Catholic vs Germanic-Protestant, but the US at some point decided that Irish Americans and Italian Americans were honorary Protestants, and the US is surprised whenever people from the Americas speak French. There are plenty of Italian Americans in Central America and South America, but US Americans mostly care whether or not people grew up speaking Spanish (or perhaps Portuguese). Are South American tribes who don’t speak European languages Latine? I would say… no? They’re straight-up indigenous, which is separate from, e.g., Mestizos. The more salient question with Anna Paulina Luna, then, might be whether she identifies as Mestiza or Criolla.

Elsie Hupp

I still have my wedding ring despite being divorced, and honestly I’m not sure what to do with it short of dropping it in a volcano myself haha (It’s a platinum-diamond ring that cost me $1,000 fifteen years ago, so it’s not like I can just toss it in the trash, you know. I wouldn’t be surprised if my ex-husband still has his ring in a drawer somewhere, too, for basically the same reason.)

Jordan

😍“Jewish faith” 😍

Michael S. Judge

Given Epstein's penchant for "buying Yugoslav girls," the whole "Bratislavian virus" thing sounds to me like some mutant being "cute" about either a girl from Bratislava or something that happened in Bratislava – "have to move it," "shorten your sex life" meaning something along the lines of "Ship this bitch out, because she's ['interfering' with other girls?, much less acquiescent to molestation than we thought?, etc.]"

Michael S. Judge

And written by a stupid person, because "Bratislavian" is not a word

John Swan

“Strider” is a nickname that was given to Aragorn by the people of Bree (the people in the bar calling Frodo a freak).

Elsie Hupp

I would say polygamists are okay if they’re honoring Allah, but it’s my understanding that even most Muslim polygamists are not. What I mean is that in Islam if a man wants another wife: (a) he needs to have the money to support a second wife without a decrease in his family’s living standards, and (b) he needs previous wife’s or wives’ approval. A Muslim man who cheats on his wife (or wives!) and then tries to marry his mistress in order to cover for it is a bad polygamist. All this is to say that polygamy is somewhat value-neutral, inasmuch as the underlying problem is that some men just suck, regardless of how many wives they’re allowed to have. (I say this as someone who is queer-poly and had a cishet male partner nonetheless somehow cheat by lying to a cis woman so he wouldn’t have to out himself as queer.)

John Swan

Also Liz, I have awful news: Lord of the Rings takes place on earth.

Elsie Hupp

With regard to Anna Paulina Luna’s Messianism: the problem is that she hasn’t been recognized as halachically Jewish by the Orthodox rabbinate, probably because the messiah she believes in is that weird schismatic guy from Roman Judea, Joshua of Nazareth or whoever, and not a more acceptable messiah like Menachem Schneerson. (You’re allowed to be a Jesus freak if you’re otherwise halachically Jewish, e.g. by birth, but if you’re not otherwise halachically Jewish the Orthodox rabbinate sees you as just a weird Christian.)

sam

is there a promise ep? would be very interested if not

Natalie

I’m unfortunately well-acquainted with Adobe... you can actually do legit redaction/metadata sanitisation with Acrobat… but *only* with Acrobat Pro. My theory: DOGE axed the DOJ’s wasteful Adobe CC licence so they had to use the shitty free version

monkey

He’s probably frozen a vat of sperm cuz let’s face it, that dick has never seen the inside of a vagina.

Natalie

Side note Adobe is perhaps the mother of all SaaS companies

Elsie Hupp

Yeah I was gonna say… Acrobat supports proper redactions, but even with Acrobat some intern can still use ordinary drawing tools and fuck it up. The problem is human error. Oh, and Acrobat doesn’t have a monopoly on anything. Basically all of Acrobat’s functionality is supported by Poppler (along with its various descendants), which is FOSS. But employee training nonetheless still favors Acrobat. (IIRC the reason PDF is an open standard is in fact due to US government procurement requirements.)

Blop blip

That shit trivialises the game bro

K'caj

Can't tell you how much I would prefer a full Tolkien breakdown from Brace instead of that snooze fest about Christian theology.

Ant koz

casually dropping in the best record of 2014, leave them Aussie boys out of this! Kiss the hand that loosens teeth, bless, the void, that mocks your health, THERE IS SOMEONE STANDING OVER YOU

birk

gay guys are allowed to have have trophy wives

zach

6:28 “bust into tears” 😭

Lana

Maybe the stuffed terrier was Max? Ghislaine’s yorkie that Juan Alessi hated so much?

Rory Blank

I’m not the first person to say this but speaking of Elon being bad at video games when Elden Ring came out, when Musk posted the picture of his shitty build, Comet Azur was widely considered poorly balanced and overpowered and the go to spell for people who wanted to get through the game without effort

JDF

redacted? like when you roll your Holy Prepuce back?

Henry

Pretty sure rich people still like watch tv and stuff

Grace Wylie

Liz you should play Bloodborne tbh

Scout

using up all their tipline server space with a 30-40min diatribe on aragorn and the hobbits and how the age of men is literally england on earth and thats why epstein was allowed to get away with this

Vincent

The chasm between 'watching tv and stuff' and naming your kid after an Elden Ring spell or understanding what's happening in Evangelion is immense.

Henry

Passport discussion was most likely about flight risk. The feds surely didn't care that the passport itself was illegal, they're just trying to demonstrate that he could easily flee the country

Steve S.

Brace, the Green Child album from last year ft Mikey from Total Control and Raven from Grass Widow is really really good.

Blank

Lichter? I hardly knew ‘er

N Clementine

Elijah Wood neck width IS an issue. Weta Workshop dropped the ball there

Horse Badorties

Hobbits were not people, they are Homo Flourensis, and made their last stand on that Indonesian island.

Horse Badorties

Enzo Ferrari will pop out of the audience to grab that Isu magic apple

Ranni

Liz shouldn’t have to know about Glintstone Sorcery

Max Schultz

Funny/ridiculous, Liz, insisting people get friends references, but disparaging Lord of the ring references

Ben Ivory

We need to turn the Shire into Shenzhen!

christian

They were actually of the Fallo Penenis variety

Kirk Robinson

Tesler = Tesla in trump parlance

Nicola

Liz does the same thing with Lord of the Rings that I do with Pride and Prejudice.

dilla

my guess at the word "birthday" being redacted: birthdays are a common kind of "personally identifiable information" (pii) that is often required by various laws to be redacted on publicly filed documents/freedom of info disclosures etc. lawyers and bureaucrats are familiar with these rules. im assuming some DOJ peon just ctrl+f'd "birthday" and just sorta went crazy with the sharpie

D G

Hey Brace, don't worry about how you pronounce subpoena. Liz can't pronounce the word "and" - she turns it into a 2 syllable word (ay-yand) for no reason. Same goes forr any word ending in "and" like understand (understay-yand). 👇Mr-ogynist👇💅

Brent

Was thinking along similar lines. A kind of “find and redact” system with poor oversight

A Yee

Brace hit that revolver ocelot meow

Kevin Boyle

Brace is unveiled as supporting the forces of international capital in middle earth. He needs to develop his monetary theory that crushes the midevalist hobbit nations in favor of the industrialalist Saurumon in a full episode. Please.

Clammy_Damp

First off, elves are monogamous. There was an incel elf (Maeglin) who did an elf Columbine (the fall of Gondolin) because his cousin, Idril wouldn’t give him pussy

Alexandria

💅☝️ Misogynist ☝️

Alexandria

"...dropping out of high school to pursue her riches..." Um Queen (of Mean) Shit

Pigeon

On the off chance that Brace reads this, sorry for making fun about subpoena. Sounds like you already know now, but the b is silent

Pigeon

“A-yand” isn’t a mispronunciation, it’s a regional pronunciation. I’m biased as an “ayand” sayer, but whatever. Although some people pronounce milk as melk, which is objectively wrong, so in conclusion, who can say what’s right or wrong?

Quinn Redman

When’s the next Il pulpo episode

Charles Frum

Rachel Green IS Jennifer Aniston???!!!

Christopher Holbrook

I commented on Reddit that these Epstein episodes were boring. That’s it. That was the comment. Brace or Chomsky or someone blocked me from the TA Reddit. Man, fuck you all.

Z F

¿Por qué no los dos?

C

Speak on 🗣️ Frodo pimp

Z F

Right, someone had spelled it "MANADATORY"

Will Irvine

God is actually real, I’m not kidding this time

pants

Wait, how have I not heard “Latine” before? If I understand correctly, it solves the gender neutrality problem while also sounding natural.

pants

For ages I had him mixed up with Luc Besson, a French director and also-nonce.

pants

Oh no, he’s an Evangelion fan?

suffering from impression

i want to hear Liz's take on the substation next to levis stadium being the reason why the 9ers are so injured

MB

Cry

MoldyTolge

I’m dying for more Il Pulpo

Lulu

Vienna is the spy capital of the world, so Austria makes sense

Quinn Redman

I wanna hear YC do the funny Italian voice again

pants

Cool to hear what the gang dug up as always. But you’re really gonna dismiss all the anonymous tips upfront? I thought on this pod a little unverified rumor passage never hurt anyone. Isn’t that part of the fun of the tip line episodes? I’m shocked to hear not even a mention of the 2020 FBI anonymous tip about Lake Michigan. Maybe it’s for a later episode, because it was too dark for an episode that opens with LOTR goofage. Or maybe I missed coverage in an earlier episode.

Ant koz

Yeah dude that shit rips

Ant koz

I’m Into this tube alloys record/single from the last couple years that sounds like if Adam ant fronted totsl control

Tranche Devereaux

21:10 “It takes all kinds” is the new “it’s all love”

Z F

English vowels are like feral cats

Theo testa

Don’t think these guys are modding that sub bro

SwagMasta420

Why the fuck is anyone on reddit? And a related question, why the fuck is YC on reddit and is a mod lmao

Tranche Devereaux

29:20 SDNY will need additional lawyers to review all these documents… I’m gonna need a high-profile recruitment of lawyers, that leads to comically unqualified candidates, ala ICE… graduated from 4th tier law school in 2008 and passed the Massachusetts (aka Passachusetts) bar exam on the 8th try

Elsie Hupp

The other version I saw back when I used Facebook was “Latin@“, which I think you’ll agree seems a lot more twee than “Latine” (which as I understand it comes from the Latin neutral gender, which doesn’t otherwise exist in a lot of modern Romance languages).

Elsie Hupp

I meant to say: in order to be pronounceable in Spanish orthography, “X” usually needs to be followed by a vowel, just like an English “H” is silent when it is not proceeding a vowel. So “Latinx” would be pronounced “Latinh,” which would be pronounced “Latin,” which as an adjective is just an English word. (I have only occasionally come across radically degendered Spanish or Portuguese, though, which is kind of a Tumblr thing, as opposed to “Latine,” which is probably also a Tumblr thing but at least isn’t cringe 😅)

Son of El Topo

Looking forward to the spinoff podcast where Liz reads Elden Ring lore for 5 hours per episode

Brad Storch

Race Elden is not how it’s pronounced

B

I’d love a reality show called “Schumer’d or Loomer’d” i couldn’t tell you the premise but with that branding you can’t lose

B

I thought after Fergie I couldn’t be surprised but I gotta tell you the sorbo connection really threw me.

Zac

Marius Fortelni is an Il Polpo-coded character for sure

Tranche Devereaux

Let the title tail wag the Content dog. Schumer’d or Loomer’d is Must See TV!

Christopher Price

lol, cry harder. what did you think was going to happen when you went onto the Epstein podcast subreddit and complained about the Epstein podcast covering Epstein? do you wander into random McDonald's and complain about them making too many hamburgers?

D G

Misogynist? For a comment about pronunciation that isn't gender based. Hah! 😂

D G

Nah... It's a regional mispronunciation at best.

Tranche Devereaux

The baby being… jettisoned? I thought they did cover that, but on an earlier episode. Was either on TrueAnon or Sexy Unique Podcast. It haunts my nightmares. I don’t support covering every rumor or tip. It distracts and dilutes the real story. Like I called the Larry nassar postcard being fake immediately

Tranche Devereaux

I’m not on Reddit but I support you if that happened. Fanboys n girls (Reddit mods) can be triggered by the slightest whiff of criticism of their parasocial besties

pants

Yes, that. I must have missed the episode. And sure, it’s fair to not cover every tip. I just was surprised. I suppose it’s pretty subjective which rumor is or isn’t noteworthy. I missed that postcard thing. I’ll look it up.

Tranche Devereaux

I’ve heard you can pronounce anyone’s name however you want, so why not other words? I haven’t noticed Liz’s pronunciation being unusual. I’m from Wisconsin and we turn words like “tote” into 2 syllables: “toe-what.” My classic example is “I’ve got some koe-whah keen in my toe-what beeeg”

Max

I have to say, that Brace pronounces Shenzhen, as Shen-zen, instead of Shen-jang or at least Shen-jen, is immensely disappointing. Being white Chinese to him, is just like the average US-American calling themselves German, despite not even speaking a single word of the language. It is time for the Chinese lessons, Brace.

D G

Well. Aussies insert 2-syllable words into multi syllable words. E.g. 's'absa-f'ck'n-lutely rawght, ay mayte!?!? = That is absolutely right, don't you think? So... I was just trying to comfort Brace. Ok?

Sexual Harry Potter

I’m sorry HOW are redaction failures a common issue?? You can fix this in photoshop, you can literally do this in MS paint, I guarantee you can do it right in acrobat or whatever they used…the federal government doing it given the circumstances is an astoundingly incompetent fuckup I almost wonder if the person did it on purpose or if DOGE just hollowed out all talent that effectively. It would be like if even the most rich and powerful men’s penises accidentally flopped out of their pants for a few minutes near daily

CJ

Elijah about to buuuust 💦 into tears 🥹

Soda enthusiast

Going to name my kid 'occult star fists +25'

helena

I know it’s the wrong side of Africa but as soon as “west Africa’s largest cement company” [citation needed] cropped up I got a hankering for more polpo

Christopher Price

is this Barcelona vs real Madrid? because this was classico. (don't worry about this comment, brace. Liz and Mehmet will like it)

Marina

My wifi cut out when Brace was explaining the height, and I just heard "so this took me a couple hours to figure out, but that is roughly the equivalent of about six *prolongued silence*", and it took me a good 20 seconds to realise it wasn't a bit of him thinking real hard about the number of inches hahaha

Dan

One of the biggest tells that someone isn't smart is if they think that 'The Lord of the Rings' is a signifier of erudition.

Andrew May

Mr. Chomsky wins for that sick layering in of “Concerning Hobbits”. I don’t even need to listen to the rest (but I will). Absolute podcasting.

Andrew May

To think that I lived to see someone describe The Fall of Gondolin as elf Columbine and Maeglin as an incel! WHAT?! Roflcoptering over here! He was such a bitch though. Couldn’t handle having Húrin and Huor around, got super shook by men.

Andrew May

I think you mean it’s a gorgeous regionalism

Andrew May

So I guess you’ll not be mad that I spoil the ending: Darcy kills Elizabeth for all the land in Netherfield Park. Most people don’t see that twist coming.

Andrew May

And proud of it! Cheers, Gaffer!

Hunter Saint Hunter

I get the feeling the failures arise out of boredom and/or laziness (CTRL+F a word and then mass blank it out for example). I think they failed to censor a victim's name at one point on a deposition/court related document during the Maxwell trial too.

chorchy

Did u not see decolonisingpolyamory got cancelled cause the guy in it keeps going into transwomens DMs basically begging them for sex because trans women are ‘the best of women and men’. Well maybe the trans community just try to shut his shit down cause they bounced back pr quick

Kevin C

Liz Heil. She definitely wouldnt be beating any of the allegations

Kevin C

I cant fine fault in that theory

Max

There should be no TrueAnon house style for Chinese words, just Chinese style is valid.

Vincent

He's posted about it a fair bit. I believe there was something indicating he didn't really understand the the show but I can't find it now. Which undermines my joke, but I will carry on!

pattmerkins

You should get nick shirley on for an interview

sage j.

god, i love a good toe 🤘🏻 (but hold the salt for sure)

Ryan

Agreed but *perished* (sorry)

Ryan

Liz, it with the utmost personal restraint that I must politely inform you that to “have one’s back blown out” might not mean what you think it means.. End of tweet.

John

Tessler??? Everything really is Tesler and Computer

Alex Horne

If anyone wants to know more about Mark Thatcher I made a short doc about him and his place in the Spider Network. It touches on his encounters with Robert Maxwell, Khashoggi, Ross Perot and Saddam as well as a curious string of deadly wanking incidents. You can watch it here: https://youtu.be/A6THNrbigMA?si=NDeZ0mhgQ6r3UqEB

6rucifix

Not sure if they’ve covered it, but Ghost Stories for the End of the World has an amazing series on it.

wet_poptart

damn that bass interlude got me making a stanky face, keep that good shit comin YC

Erik Bourre

auto-stanky leg bass line

MRSAful Fate

Lord of the Rings: The Two Teslers

drewb

if you do get Gorgeous George on the program ask him why he's such a fascist British nationalist cunt now. also ask him about the time he bellowed "Spunk Loving Sluts" in the middle of parliament

som

i feel like liz’s inability to watch lord of the rings due to elijah woods’ neck size somehow gets brought up every other episode

Christopher Price

YC is a mod on trueanon subreddit but all he does is post the patreon links for episodes. he really should go one step further and ban everyone, because literally just last month everyone was complaining that ta don't cover Epstein anymore and now they're pissing and shitting themselves that they cover Epstein too much. I liked this. no one else was going to make a deep dive into Epstein's early 80s activities and add a whole new wing to the corkboard.

kenzel

Liz is so right, take humans out of fantasy worlds

Paul Brewer

Ghislaine Maxwell was certainly running a business in London in 1990, so she wasn’t in NYC before that. At the time I was working for a tiny company in the Maxwell conglomerate and our part-time accountant was spending the rest of his time working with her. I may be misremembering, but it had something to do with Filofax or Filofax-related products. Incidentally, the bloke in charge of our outfit definitely had links with MI6 in the 1960s fwiw, and was a bit of a pal of Cap’n Bob’s.

iaguz

Comet Azure, from Elden ring.

Peanut Horse

Every now and then I remember you guys made that Jan 6 board game and I wonder if I’ll ever meet a normal person who has it

Paul Brewer

I recommend finding Ghost Stories for the End of the World, which starting in 2022 did a long multi-part series on Danny Casolaro titled ‘The Octopus’. The first episode covers PROMIS, and is free on your podcast app. But the series returns to PROMIS later on, possibly more than once, and you’ll need a Patreon sub for all the episodes.

sean

Liz’s shock of Brace not knowing about Friends while being completely in the dark about LoTR is pretty funny

taejo-pom

Def a euphamism for a girl from Slovakia…

Leslie

Virginia Guiffre didn’t distinguish Richardson in her book but said JE set her up w a “governor of a Western state”. Will the show be covering the book? It’s VERY good!

TWINKIE MANHAMMER

as any Tarnished will tell you, Comet Azur is not the 'most powerful' sorcery. damage output is dependent on stat allocation and stacking damage buffs. which ironically for elron in this case would specifically be 'intelligence'. its also so slow to cast that literally only noobs use it. i'm embarrassed to admit i know that, yet that dildo named his kid after it

Hardcore Virgin

No. This is the exact reason why it’s the funniest fucking thing he could have named his beautiful future president daughter. Elon Gamer Episode please. Sincerely A devout hobbit he’ad

Special Adeline

Wait there's a BAE Systems building in my hometown and I never knew what it was so I assumed it was some local thing, I had no idea it was for a multinational defense tech company lol. I went to high school during the period when people were really annoying about calling their boyfriends "bae" so we thought that building was funny as fuck back in the day... Little did we know...

Throw Away

Reminiscent of the Phoenician Scheme

Court Hansen

Brace’s long winded but incredibly accurate explanation of the psychology behind the prancing pony scene is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. I would pay extra for a longform recitation of the lord of the rings from memory while Liz responds in horror.

Emma

Scrolled this far for this comment. A beautiful moment, exemplifying the TA dynamic of exactly 2/3 members knowing about any pop culture thing.

Alexandria

Tag yourself I'm Belladonna Took

Alexandria

My labeling you was obviously in jest dude but a hit dog will holler I guess....

Alexandria

Does anyone but me know about Jews for Jesus? We definitely need eyes on those people

Alexandria

As a jewel-hound myself, you won't get anything for it selling to jeweler etc which you know. But you can have the metal and stones melted into a new piece ie necklace earrings whatever. Tons of places do it and that's what I would do! Platinum cannot go to waste! Look up places like Spur Jewelry. We should take this to r/trueanongirlsandgays

Connor Relyea

To me, Brace is the leading Tolkien scholar in all of academia

j

Knowing celebrity death match but not lotr is very special.

Katana King

Young men, you need to try this new technique to tell if a woman is really into you. First, go online and buy a shirt from a national park on the other side of the country that you've never been to. Next, if you are wearing that shirt, and a woman asks you about it, tell her that you found it at a thrift store. If the woman reacts positively to you saying this, she finds you attractive.

D G

I knew it was in jest. You think my response was not in jest? Mr-ogynist? I mean come on! Also... I'm not a dude... and you are an ugly person.

Elsie Hupp

I grew up around some of them. They were weird. And it wasn’t always clear whether any given person was halachically Jewish. Honestly I don’t think there’s anything wrong with, e.g., a mixed-faith couple getting weird with it, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with halachically Jewish people practicing other religions. I also don’t think there’s anything wrong with non-Jewish people appropriating certain aspects of Judaism as long as they don’t claim to be Jewish. What I do tend to think is sketchy is people who are not halachically Jewish and who did not otherwise grow up Jewish trying convert Jewish people to Christianity under the guise of ostensibly being Jewish. And I think Christian Zionism is just as bad an excuse as any other for supporting war crimes. This is to say the dishonesty is the problem. The problem is bad faith.

Elsie Hupp

I don’t really have any particular reason to get rid of the ring. I’m fine with it sitting in my jewelry chest indefinitely.

Victoria

Also “throes” (sorry sorry)

wavylady

I hope historians go back and have to try and connect what Friends and LOTR had to do with Jeffrey Epstein

mex207

Did they fuckin’ censor birthday?! -bb

Sam de Waele

This podcast host mixed up the Hobbit dancing scene in Edoras with the dinner scene in Bree 😂😂😂 Frodo was incognito as Mr Underhill in the city of Bree, an it was only that idiot Pippin who exposed him after too may ales 😂😂😂

Daniel Estrella

Hola, Brace. Como sabes hablar español, ¿puedes leer y explicar lo siguiente?: El arzobispo de Parangaricutirimicuaro se quiere desarzobispoparangaricutirimicuar y el que lo desarzobispoparangaricutirimicuare un buen desarzobispoparangaricutirimicuador será. Gracias! Xoxo

Tarab_ish

I uh apparently don't have the Email Job experience to be sure if this is what happened, but it was a minor story early on in DOGE (doggy) that they canceled a bunch of Adobe acrobat licenses that they said the govt had a wasteful number of. Were DOJ drones going through the docs without whatever paid version of acrobat is needed to actually do redactions?

Selecao9

BLOCKED???? on REDDIT?????? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Selecao9

A messianic jew is a jew who is a christian but still practices judaism for the most part

Andrew May

My relatives recently discovered this but couldn’t pronounce “messianic” and kept saying “masonic”.

Don Ragg

Sounds like Brace needs a subscription to Africa Intelligence to track down the cement company

ten

It doesn’t take all kinds, there just are all kinds.

Selecao9

Very different but equally valid/invalid kind of jew

Hack johnson

Learned a lot about how people outside the south view the word “y’all” lmao

OutofBeerRage

Rachel Jake mentioned 🕊️🕊️🕊️

Aaron Lazar

We absolutely need a commentary track on all of the Lord of the Ring movies with brace and Liz and Young Chomsky for sure I would pay money for that. More money.

Biglacheese

The two tesslers? Pretty sure it’s called the prestige buddy

Matt Jolo

The Iranian fraudster is my favorite character. He's eating good.

Evan

his name is Doug Leash?

john

this episode contains very ignorant takes about the use of “y’all”

J Fitz

Who sees a European named Marius and says “Merry-us” Not everyone is a Hobbit

NitroDickclapp III

Brace hates hobbits because he was rejected for being too short when he applied to be an extra in LOTR. I heard he applied for the first 3 movies, rejected 3 out of 3 tines, then applied again for the hobbit series. Also rejected. He then went and fought in Syria to excise the anger. What we see now are the remnants of that anger, so you can imagine how sick he was.

Nick

What podcast?

Hardcore Virgin

Extended cuts only. The Year of Egg demands it. It would be the coziest set of episodes ever recorded.

Major Pisano

Brace is average height and generally shirtless. He’s always been average in stature. Once he left the white tee shirt, wrist stud brace its very difficult to observe his body or architecture so to speak. He’s averaging average, 5/10 in looks but still accessible to most yet snubbed by many. He was never a hobbit or an elf.. j. R. Tolkien was a degenerate. FYI.

Joshua

I agree brace. Reading Spanish is possible if you know like 10 Spanish words and enough english

mrakobesiye

Most beautiful woman in Congress Ilhan Omar no contest . Nancy Mace is busted AF

Engels in America

Frodo still has to stand up on a table and sing a little song in the inn which I think is what he’s talking about lol

This is how Janis Joplin feels

Hey TrueAnon! Are you planning on addressing the Sascha Riley allegations, for better or for worse? Thank you

Erik Bourre

YC the shire music over brace bahahahahaha so good..

Samantha Geovjian Clarke

it needs to be legally enforceable that Elon keeps Aragorn's name and all of his psuedonyms out of his gd mouth

Samantha Geovjian Clarke

LOTR is so good and I love it dearly but also Liz is so right about Elijah Wood's neck and I'm just glad someone said it

1

don't have twitter but maybe it's spelled tigre

Wade Catt

I've sucked some toes in my time, man

Sampz

Naming my kid Chaos Zweihander +5

Bilbo

Technically while human, it would be more accurate to describe Aragorn as Númenórean, heir to the line of Elendil, blessed with long life and other abilities not shared by other men.

Big Dylan

Speaking of taxidermied dogs, when you make your inevitable visit to Utah you should come to the Shooting Star Saloon in Huntsville, Utah, about an hour from SLC. It's the oldest operating bar in the state and they have the taxidermied head of a massive St Bernard owned by a local farmer who was supposedly the biggest dog ever to exist.

D G

This isn't the first time she's used the phrase and last time the context (which I wish I could remember) made it real BAD. Brace & YC laughed and pointed out she was using it wrong but didn't want to explain what it meant. I guess they all just forgot about it.

D G

Oooh... Now that you mention dildos, comet azure is what I'm gonna name my blue dildo.

D G

At the very least, the only entertaining one. Also, one imagines, the only entertaining biblical scholar.

D G

Ross and Chandler went to lotr themed party on Little Saint James... Is one of the things being covered up by the government.

D G

Umm... Actually... All the casting calls for extras were for very tall people. They wanted tall people to make the hobbits and dwarves seem short (because the actors weren't that short). One of my tall cousins in NZ could've made $$$ by being an extra if he wasn't so useless.

bud dustin

You could give it to me, and id for sure toss it into the fires

Timothy

Call the tip line

TWINKIE MANHAMMER

hell yeah! give it Smithing Master Hewg to have it upgraded to a Somber +10 weapon & hit the soft caps on strength and agility so u can dual-wield an azur dildo in each hand

Jeremy Olivier

Forget BL&YC, I'm going to this place next time I am in Utah. What a bar, great recommendation.

Rhys Hayes

This whole episode felt extremely Glenn Beck - two hours of people squiggling half-finished thoughts on a whiteboard

thenewseb

Would Spanish Brace be: 1. Braiz 2. Brez 3. Breyes

Rhys Hayes

I love you guys, but I think the episodes should be monthly at this point. Take your time with them - all us True Anon tragics will keep paying anyway, so why rush?

Theo

Get Marius on the show pleeeease

Trixie

The song Human Behavior by Bjork sounds so much like "Schumer Behavior" I can't u hear it. Schumering!!!!

#1 Enemy

I'd listen to Brace ranting about hobbits and how Saruman should have made them work in a Nike factory for hours

MoldyTolge

Bimonthly? Sometimes they do deliver consistently but I’m kinda feeling your comment

Jaron Lenz

Concerning Hobbits: Brace Edition

Emily

the thing that i keep circling back to is why epstein had fortelni's passport and not a completely fictional identity with a name that isn't unique enough to immediately trace to a real person and possible associate. there's obviously a reason why he needed that particular name/identity. what were they up to? i'm also half-wondering if fortelni had or has a fake passport of his own with his picture paired with epstein's identity. no reason to assume he does, but i'm curious to know if they were tag-teaming aliases.