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Episode 579: Hate Line: Gay (Patreon)

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2026-09-23 20:15:58
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Brace briefly returns to join Liz and Hollywood Celebrity John Early as they listen to some LGBTQIA+ complaints, hear some gossip, and talk some shit about John’s new movie Maddie’s Secret.

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Quinn

GAY!

Joe D’grinda

Thank you gay jesus, i’m ready to queen out

Grace

Omg John is back … chills…

Yourbabygurl

Shut upppp John Early I love you!!!

Claire Simon

Tuning in from that one Western Massachusetts Lesbian Bar

Dillan

This is what I like to see. I like John, especially in Stress Positions! Great movie.

shvts

Of course the Gay Pussy Eater would return for this one

Mungo Franczak

As the representative of the CISHET, white, raised Christian males of the trueanon community I hereby condemn ALL callers who have hate towards gay people. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

avery parkway

Brace had to come back for his favorite subject

Quinn

(Complimentary)

Erika

I used to pray for times like this

jeuuro

lfg 💅🏼

Abbas Araghchi

Mungo Franczak and Charlie Kirk Belden acolytes tap in here 👇

MK

What a day to release this episode

capri

im early. and that's impressive because i'm gay.

Richard Cochnar

It’s homophobic Carnevale, yx’ll! Time to let those f slurs fly so we can solemnly respect gay culture next June.

Galilayyo

Released just in time to ride the covid conscious lesbian discourse wave

Victoria

About to stay in a little hut with no cell service for 4 nights. you don’t know what you’ve just done for me ♥️

Lars

Gayest podcast episode yet?

Forrest

Thought this might be a Seeking Derangements collab, but glad to see it’s just with Elliott from Search Party

Tristan Clark

Finally an episode directed by Zack Snyder.

bob

Love how Liz Anon got Naomi Klein and when BB comes back we get gay hate line.

Brad Hall

Brace is back. LFG

Mark Mountain

Coyote vs Acme star John Early!!!

Twerk dancer

unpopular opinion but this might be top 3 eps 🔥 fight me in the replies 👇

Donald J Trump

Feeling cute, might sanction later idk

Shyan Khan

the frances ha apartment is also hannah horvath’s

msmaryjaneee

caller with the disappearing roommate here - dream come true to be on my fav podcast. yes enbys do love little creatures like rats, there is a rat thing happening. they also have a shaved head. i will be contacting the honorable judge judy asap. love yall so much

Jack

brace BETTER say it this ep 😡

Kat

Huge

Twerk dancer

okay real talk, what would YOUR hate line segment be about 👀 say it below 👇

J.Wo

I am sooo excited about this episode and the sensitivity with which matters pressing to the gay community are discussed. #gayz4YC

J.Wo

Listen, it’s better than the 17 hours of Star Wars discussion that Brace and YC were secretly planning.

Mood Slut

With John?!?!?!?? Fuck yes

Dylan Kitselman

Thank you true anon for giving me the strength to do nothing while clocked in on OT.

Uncle JoJo

Brace is the only person I know with Long COVID and who also is bisexual

Subodh Kafle

Posting before I listen but I hope Brace does South Carolina voice whenever he quotes a gay man

Ben H

Brace is a gender expansive male lesbian

Nimrod Pinkus

Hosting a sniffies listening party rn

tay schneid

no other guest could have been on this ep

ploob

This is antisemitic.

Olivia D

This immediately following the Naomi Klein episode just feels … right

ploob

What if they are, themselves, gay?

Dry wall Eater

I’ll believe it when a non practicing Jewish guy has long covid

Christopher Webb

YC quietly in the background “I’m still here” I felt that 🥺

Lorend2001

I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD

Swimaroo

Welcome to work, Diva

Bob

Vote Gay Guy no matter who

🔻

Served Farwell here in Slc - he’s a sweetheart and informed me that the three amigos we all love are actually as kind and chill as we may imagine ✨🖤♾🔻♾🖤✨ love yall

Blank

John early huge (re-)get for this one 👌👌👌

ploob

DADDY'S HOME! Shout out to all the Lesbian 9's out there, respect!

Hank Horchatta

See-through stripe on the pride flag for queerbaiters

Negative Affirmations

"Our listeners are dumb as hell!" Omg, Liz reads my comments 🥰

Keith

A cultura de internet vai levando, embora já esteja morto há algum tempo.

SatelliteSahara

I know when that hateline gay That can only mean one thing

bob

I enjoy the gay hate line. But as a man supporting women I must stan Liz Anon gets

Zakir KH

This made me gay

PT

A Passage to India, great book

Nick

BRACEEEE

fioe06 t

Let that thang haaaaaannnng

peter_mcc

caller #3 i totally agree & unrelatedly asking for a friend are you single

kath money

“is it about an IDF guy?” another yc banger left in the DUST…. smdh…. no respect

Shyan Khan

i hope you don’t go on sunday

drewb

Thank you for clarifying

sweaty

are u guys talking about edgy albert lmao

Shiv

DEFEND MADDIE. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL

TrueAnonPod

Mason St Darkness’ “Dangerous Protectors” (working title) is a spiritual sequel

j

Ready for the juices

Eric

Thank God it’s not any basketball

R.Georgy

PUSSY SHAPED EYES!!!

Joe D’grinda

make john permanent third mic please !! i demand

PostmasterFenian

Just rewatched search party in anticipation of this episode

Clare

So glad this is how Brace has been spending paternity leave

Robert Sayre

That Matthew McConaughey / Woody Harrelson show is good tho

Kamran Husain

brace the semen extract eps got my wife (pp nurse) into the podcast now we listen together

Joelio

What day is it?

Planthaver

"It feels very Japanese to me" 🚨LIZ MOMENT!!! 🚨

Ben

Should’ve waited till 10/7 tbh

bob

God I fucking hope Brace’s novel is not a bit, I would buy 100 copies

tay schneid

@YC i need you to know i guffawed out loud at the “every summer” joke

Kevin Donnelly

Liz made this movie sound positively Brechtian... which has me WETTT for this movie. Gonna watch.

Brendan Garcia

In my head it’s spelled Macyn St Darknesse

Your Mum

Hey fuck you fags for putting this up at the end of my work day and not the beginning of

Adrienne Graf

DANGEROUS PROTECTORS RELEASED WHEN??????

Annika

I made my mom see Maddie’s secret in theaters with me without telling her anything about it before and she liked it

kc

to the caller who wants to be a jodie: you need to be going to disneyworld or anime/pokemon type places

Gordon Schmidt

Didn't realize how much I needed a followup to the story of Kitty and Enil

Oliver Crane

Was really hoping for a “Bald Headed Hoes” drop

retrocalie

controversial opinion there are plenty of great shows but they’re buried under all the streaming service slop, still some make it through but we’re all victims to the nostalgic times where we actually searched for shows to watch. If sopranos were out today it would be collecting dust at the bottom of the hbo max “trending” tab

Joshua Garcia

Hopefully I was featured and hopefully I can get to this before my subscription expires

Nate K

Racial romantasy vertical short form

jay alan

Full length brace romantasy project when?

Mungo Franczak

Not my place to judge, I sit my straight ass down and LISTEN.

Max Brazier

can Ben Mora be the next gay?

grant brown

Yc just show it already jeez

Brian Long

JOHN! I've watched Maddie's Secret like 5 times since it started streaming.

JDF

road runner road runner (beer can museum has seen better days, alas, however)

tuff shed

Liz should remove this brace character from the show

b

Devastating this was recorded prior to lesbian bar mask controversy

Lulu

Liz, just because I can't understand your finance episodes, or count, doesn't mean I'm dumb.

Robert Sayre

lol, in case anyone missed it, "papillon" means "butterfly"

Esteé Dee

The loud one is back

T B

Liz! I did Rolfing when I was a teenager and it really helped me!!!

T B

They need to go on interior motives

Zachy

two parts marshmallow.. vodka

Zachy

laughed in a tinkly way, like a ringtone i’m a little confused that not every comment is about brace’s novel

Jacob

I think there’s a programmed eroticism to unintended nudity/faux-unintended nudity in the brains of some conservative Christian kids, (I was one of them) and it also probably attracts the NoFap crowd who may be intentionally avoiding porn porn but are toeing the line with their Reels algorithms.

Joey

I rented Maddie’s Secret on DVD from the library :)

Vero

Wait, Brace is a Libra?

Brian Long

Love the way Liz described the movie because it's why I keep watching it. You have to pay attention, it's interesting, it's unexpected. And John and Kate are so so so so good.

ben s

Brace Belden is an Eric Rahill character?

ploob

More antisemitism.

lolwuthappend

"my wife" this "my husband" that. What has this world come to

Fran

Pussy-shaped eyes

Fran

It’s incredible, the entire image formed in my head while Brace was reading

Jacobo

You guys would know who Joe D Grinder is if you listened to the fifth Chapo Trap House featuring Pendejo Time episode

PT

Oh man, so Indian fella = Dr. Aziz, Ainal the Israeli stallion = Fielding, Kitten = Adela?

Pug_luvr

Private Browsing, Major Hotties, and the Colonel of Truth

Zzz

I love John Early but that movie def was weird. Couldn’t finish it. Lol but I appreciate the effort

Jerimiah

YC deserves time off, too. But infant leave is usually more hardcore sleep deprivation than work.

m

i need that book now

MirrorOooMirror

Brace! Hope you’re getting some decent sleep. I wonder if the asshole who came up with the saying “I slept like a baby” intended for it to actually mean, *I got like a total of 3 hours of sleep, in like 40 minute intervals while being woken up by a soul crushing cortisol spiking screaming demon*

Andrew Hirth

As a veteran, I always appreciate how Brace makes me feel seen. #hegetsus

B

GAY PEOPLE TAP IN

Michael S. Judge

Professional advice – I am a Jody. There are as many methodologies as there are soldiers' wives to fuck, but the sleekest and least morally culpable way to join the club is very simple: meet a woman in March 2010 who just never mentions that she has a husband, and that he's in Afghanistan.

Michael S. Judge

The racist etymology is true too: back when there were roving handymen who would sharpen knives, fix cookware, etc., during the daytime, "Joe de Grinder" was the archetypal handyman ("grinder" from knife-sharpening) who was fucking your wife while you were at work, and it got condensed into "Jody." It was not, however, from a "spiritual."

Michael S. Judge

Basically the racist version of the archetypal slick door-to-door salesman who was drunk as fuck selling washing machines and trying to cop some Eisenhower toppy

David

Her pussy shaped eyes got me Brace. It got me

Max

Mungo, how often does Liz read the chronicles of the elders of Zion to you?

Kevin Donnelly

WAIT WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET A COPY OF DANGEROUS PROTECTORS?!?!?!?!?! the public DEMANDS it

mrakobesiye

Could listen to a whole episode of Liz talking about Rolfing please please

Sam zzz

A quibble! I’m a Camera Operator on movies & TV, shoot plenty of Netflix/streaming shows. Not true that there is a “mandate” about composition, framing people in the center. Never heard of such a thing, and if it was real, I’m literally the person who would know.

Throw Away

Brace’s text is truly Radical

wailing ken jennings

forward to 22 mins if you want to see maddies secret or (more likely) you dont like celebs gushing over each other.

Mungo Franczak

Okay but I unironically have listened to the semen chronicles like 3 times I find it fascinating

Dry wall Eater

Hit the Snowden on The Dersh’s cock

Pink&TealCore

I was in a bad mood and so I kinda hated this episode's start, but after Brace started reading his Novel I knew everything would be alright

colleenpatrice

“She’s on Raya!” about Beyonce

Null_null

Children don’t know about pan and scan.

MirrorOooMirror

Oh Michael, how awful you must have felt when you discovered the betrayal you were unwittingly apart of. It must have tore you apart to think about this poor American hero, out there protecting poppy fields and helping our great country spread opium addiction and terror across the world. God bless the troops, without them we just wouldn’t be capable of maintaining our global reign of terror. #1 🇺🇸

Dr. No No No

Liz the food content is MORMON not Japanese

swervegriffin

Maddie’s secret was incredible

monkey

JFC someone please give John some Kleenex

Dan Helton

I have some advice for the Lesbian Jodie. I'm going to assume what works for gay male and hetero Jodies also works for lesbians. This advice comes courtesy of a gay acquaintance I knew who used to cruise for down-low soldiers back in the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" era. Obviously, it's much easier if you live near a military base. It was a lot easier when the War on Terror was at its peak and deployments were more frequent, but when one of the local Army brigades or Navy carrier strike groups goes out for a tour of duty is when your chances are highest. Besides dating apps and local gay bars, also try local straight bars if you want to fish for bi-curious military spouses. If you don't live near a base, it's a lot harder. At that point, you're going to have to be on the lookout for local National Guard or Reserve units going on deployment. It'll probably be hard to get into the local unit's family readiness group (FRG) if you don't have some sort of connection, like a friend or relative who's in, but there are charities like Blue Star Families or Operation Homefront that might be an avenue. I'm sure there's lots of online groups on FB, Reddit, etc. for cheating military spouses, but I assume those are probably 90% catfishes.

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

Content now may sure suck, but Girls was absolutely dogshit. It’s sex and the city for self diagnosed BPD millennials. I will take the nu metal chud era 10/10 times over the mumble core era.

Brian Long

NB roommate with rats - tale as old as time.

Buster Malino

It feels like brace was holding in riffs since his baby was born and got in a crazy tight 5 in the first third of this episode. What a great return

Patreon Enjoyer 3

Judge Judy is arbitration and the participants sign an agreement to enter into arbitration beforehand.

AB

I know when that hotline gay, it can only mean one thing.

Michael S. Judge

In all honesty, I did feel bad for the guy, but only because 1) he married THIS girl, and 2) she, at one point, made an obscene comparison (which was already funny in the moment, because I knew it included one of MY friends), but when I found out she was married, I realized, "Oh no, she was comparing me to HIM too"

jugsdotgov

Brace, I also love stories about people who can’t stop lying and was looking for some further reading after that catfish mom nymag story came out and enjoyed “dying to be ill” by Gregory Yates and Marc Feldman. One of the authors specializes in illness fakers/causers(?), but lying comes up over and over in the personal histories of basically all of people featured. worth a read

Rory Flaherty

I'm glad brace has been using his paternity leave productively

Pat Meow

Brace is one of the funniest humans to have humaned

Your Mum

Watching the army deepthroat video multiple times. It just makes me so happy

cmanenarwhale

if the sequence continues, when brace comes back, yung chomsky gonna have a yunger chomsky and leave… who will be the producer brace or liz 😱

Anthony Whitaker

Netflix and the others seem to produce 8 episodes when it should be 6 or 6 episodes when they have 4. This ‘extra content’ just slows the pacing and creates non sensical sub plots.

MILF earth

Thank you for your service

liam loveday

updated jewish autonomous oblast flag

Doug Cartel

Oh come on there's gotta be some artsy weirdo who would love to fuck around with the Netflix format and experiment with it

LimeSelzer

Brace doing a physical bit vs Liz and John talking deep fascial work

🤷🏼‍♀️

I've had like a million times fewer erections since I've deleted all social media. The weird algorithmic barely-cryptic sex content is making us all dumber

Nicco

This was missing a lot of cis gay male BPD antics! Please center these stories and have Ben Mora as the guest for the next one

kaolin holly

yo it’s so funny that you guys are currently talking about that hannah gann thing bc i work at the same school as her and am currently in the middle of quitting because the whole thing is so whack

Phillip Harris

Soul singer Johnny Taylor has at least two songs about Jody - Jody Got Your Girl & Gone & Standing in for Jody

itstgirltime

Now that Brace is back, everyone wonders: when will it be Yung Chompsky's turn to have a child?

FA

Interesting hearing Early talk about how movies/shows suffer in trying to be like a video game, when on the opposite end I feel like a lot of big games suffer in trying to be too much like movies/shows.

kat

the collab of my dreams that i never even thought possible

Mickolas

You guys were on fire today, please have babies all the time.

Alex C

I always thought Jodie was the promiscuous wife's name

estrogenius

the Patreons DEMAND the publishing of Mason St. Darkness's book

Tori

This is an episode of straightio lab

RainDog

I think the thing about lighting trying to make movies become more immersive like video games is really interesting. I think video games and movies have this weird relationship now where video games want to be more like movies and movies want to be more like video games. You have AI companies trying to make all movies and shows catered to the individual. On the other hand video games graphics are starting to look more and more realistic in order to emulate cinema. GTA 6's graphics are so advanced that its starting to look uncanny. Similar to People talking about lighting in old movies, older video games from the PS2 era have been getting a lot of reappraisal. Like yeah some of it is definitely nostalgia but in some ways video games did look aesthetically more interesting back then. The limitations they had forced them to make games look stylistically unique. When every game has this AI realism look to it they all sorta start to look an feel the same.

Corey Vaughan

ROLFING, I have heard this shit is crazy and really works.

Wyatt Courtney

as soon as i heard the word jody i knew brace was going to bring up the marine dildo video again lol

HP

Brace Belden, Dickileaks founder

cmanenarwhale

1:22:00 - gianmarco soresi is the poster child for the theater kid comedian

Olivia D

The gay guys aren’t dressing straight - they’re dressing Gen Z bc they want to be perceived younger imo

ggmacd

the baggy clothes vs crop tops thing is just gays living 10 years in the future and straight guys living 10 years in the past. Baggy clothes are chinese fashion, crop tops are 2016. Classico case of the The Dragon Rising

Nite Life Jesse

hell ya i knew it brace is a libra and liz hates us

Ant koz

As a proud past Jody I will say the thing about the 12 steps is that they’re all about the 13th one BB!!!

Esther McMahon

Rolfing also changed my life, Liz! 😎

Alaina Nuvola

Didn’t Lady Gaga do a Chris Gains thing?

Isaac Andersen

I was on the fence about the movie until I looked it up and saw that it was the guy from the credit card I think you should leave sketch

BungoChubbins

The entirety of John Early’s Personal Life section on Wikipedia: Early is gay, and a member of the Democratic Socialists of America

Go'Thrak

Racial romantasy starts at 22:00

Axel H.

I’ve definitely seen the preponderance of “bulge” photos and guys in short shorts on Instagram, but I’m seeing all gay guys. It’s just gay thirst trap content. That straight guys are also doing it, that’s new to me. 🤔

Han

welcome to gayline

landon

Yes, the locust were on springer. Justin Pearson had a shirt of his own band, which is excellent marketing in my opinion.

Barry

In Danger Protectors, the protagonist's podcast bro date is described as somewhat 'swarthy' , does that mean it's a pirate podcast?

Han

ai narrator + janky captioning + intense filters are the way to get people to watch something these days

Richard Cochnar

While a fun episode, there were barely any calls! As a hater, that makes me sad. I wanna hear more hate.

Dan Rincon

So glad I wasn’t born with the gay gene

w

SWIFT HATERSSSSSSSS 😍😍

JT

Twerk dancer what’s your favorite part about the true anon podcast?

zomberry

I watched mostly all of girls. I think I fundamentally misunderstood the show as just a comedy until the final season when I stopped watching it before it finished

Claire Simon

Michael I was the caller, thank you for your service and I hope to do my part

Claire Simon

OH MY GOD YOU PLAYED MY CALL THANK YOU ❤️

wet_poptart

I think I speak for all listeners of this show when I say that Dangerous Protectors needs to be serialized in or alongside the newsletter, and ideally compiled into a hardcover upon its completion

Drew

John I love you so much please do not accuse my beautiful Brace of using AI to write his slop. He's the only human better at producing slop than AI itself

Theo

Great episode. Thank you for uplifting queer voices in these trying times.

Tranche Devereaux

Go Claire!! That’s so rad they played your message I had a good one but I couldn’t gather my thoughts in time ☹️ Lesbian here Dennis prager’s step daughter took my virginity in 2000 Next time I’ll get it together and hit the tip line on time Ioved all the calls on this ep

Tranche Devereaux

Why not Sunday? I know the Palms in West Hollywood had “beer bust” on Sunday and that was the best day to go. 50 cent beers and $1 hot dogs!! Rest in Power, The Palms

Tranche Devereaux

Oy… are you a L Word fan? Referring to character Lisa, the male lesbian? Gawd … one of my most hated male quips when I say I’m a lesbian: “you like girls? WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON” Shut the F uuuuuupppp

Tranche Devereaux

Mungo F. truly modeling how to be an Ally 😁 Luv ya, CISHET male (Not being sarcastic)

G. Sandwich

I could listen to the four of you talk nonstop for like 20 hours no joke I'm so gagged by this episode

Shiv

White boys will literally do acid, smoke cigs and pound sugary coke to dance to the most inherently dancey music on earth

Shiv

it’s all love tho

Shiv

I got the immediate BB jinx but accidentally posting this in Kill the Computer comments

Sexual Harry Potter

Can you imagine how evil and abusive it would be if Liz and brace both went on parenting leave at the same time leaving us with no podcast? Just a fucked up fantasy I had. Let’s take a moment to show respect for the Israeli semen extraction team that ensured baby mungo and Charlie Kirk belden would have a safety window of a few weeks between due dates.

Marcus

22:45 YC's dangerous protectors iof joke deserved more love.

Sexual Harry Potter

Ngl this sounds made up I’m pretty sure “grind” was already a sexual innuendo in blues and whatnot for the more obvious reason. It really is a shame door to door knife sharpening has fallen by the wayside however. Hopefully once we get boots on the ground in Iran I can put my degree to good use on the home front

Shiv

Liz’ analysis would be so compelling.

Sarah

Want to hear more about Liz’s bodywork journey 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

owlfeathers

as an enby I also love little creatures but my little creatures of choice are spiders

Kern Mailer

This feels like the place to mention that Giada de Laurentiis has a pasta line called GIADZY that sells two-foot long bucatini

Marcus

About time TrueAnon starts working on a book. The chapo people have put out three, you guys are way behind.

Kern Mailer

(I know this because, as a TrueAnon listener, I am stupid, and I paid $15 for a box. It was good!)

EZ

You were so real for sending your question in. Thank you for your service 🫡

limbolul

I really loved john in that bad movie about the guy who gets cucked in purgatory

EZ

You were so real for sending your question in. Thank you for your service 🫡

Claire Simon

I grew up listening to prager in the car with my mom lmfao this is gold thank you so much tranche devereaux

Mitch Mitchell

john early was fantastic. love hearing liz talk about movies. but i wish more calls were answered, we need an episode 2

Christian Bendillo

Tbh I think we need to actually accelerate the trend of straight man bimbofication and gay mascmaxxing

Aaron Friedland

1:04:00 caller got a free cat and room for a new roomate whats the problem

HarmonyRose42

Liz does Rolfing. Incredible times

Nick A

Sarah Sherman inspiring immediate revulsion from the likes of Brace and Stav is a great bit

Kevin Boyle

Please tell me where i can buy the Brace Beldon Romantic Novel. This is something I need in my life today, right now.

Michael S. Judge

"Grind" has probably been a sexual innuendo since 15 minutes after the universe started, but there used to be a whole class of dudes who wandered around (especially in tightly-packed cities, and the even more crowded recent-immigrant enclaves in those cities) offering to do various kinds of specialized Non-Husband Work, and a grinder was a guy who sharpened tools, fixed pots and pans, scoured and cleaned things that were too nasty for the abilities & know-how of the average non-grinder, etc. It's in etymological histories and such. And EVERY guy like that was fucking EVERY housewife in the imagination of EVERY husband who was at the factory or the mill or, eventually, the white-collar office. This, including the racist part, is basically the plot of TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD. Wife's at home, "can't lift the furniture," calls the dude inside "to bust up that old chifferobe"? That's Joe's cousin. And I, by god, I'm his GOD damn great grandson

Michael S. Judge

normally I would let her cursed words lie in the grave she dug for them, but what the fuck, it was 16 years ago: Claire, DM me, and I will supercharge your Jody Quest with the horrible (but pretty cool) thing this woman said to me. It'll give you an idea of how to step to these Hoes of Our Heroes

Bernard King

How is this not called Dangerous Protectors?

Ben Ivory

What True anon does better than any other podcast is the use of EDGE OF YOUR SEAT uncomfortably long silences.

big man

I’m a waiter and often lie about having a kid and imply I’m a single dad (when a kid spills something - “don’t worry, my kids spill everything!” ; if the kids are being picky - “no worries, my kids won’t eat anything that isn’t macaroni or chicken nuggets” ; etc) when I’m waiting on tables of parents and their young kids so they potentially pity me and tip more

Ross Moore

Liz and Brace's wife, BRACIE WANTS HIS MILKIE

Cy Daigle

I also thought that movie was terrible until the very end and then I really liked it

OutofBeerRage

One the of the humanest to have funnied too

OutofBeerRage

Looking forward to seeing Eric rahill play a nonce in this to catch a predator film

Your Mum

Awhh YCs little “like me” going unacknowledged during the theater kid comic conversation

Carp

hit the tip line!!!

EMCsquare

I didn't know when the ep was going to be, so I waited too long to submit, but I had a crazy living situation a decade ago involving a gay sex worker roommate who was always high. never knew what day it was, trashed our kitchen and paid his rent in 50 to 75$ incriminents over the course of a month. Not ideal. Even less ideal was in the process of moving in, he and his boyfriend broke a wall sized mirror all over our backyard (shared with another tenant) and left town to go trick in another state for 3 weeks before cleaning up their dangerous mess-which I ended up doing and cut my hand. This put us on the radar of the landlord who immediately put our house back on the market, so we frequently had to deal with potential buyers touring the place. I later found out this person came from a family where his mother combed his hair and trimmed his nails until the age of thirteen and it honestly explained a lot.

Alex Sokolof

I sat next to drew at a comedy show 3 years ago and she smelled like pachouli oil

Sillycrow123

why is there a baby and a gay man on my conservative economics podcast?

Yung Pattawan

1:15:44 "FUCK I SHOULD HAVE LIED, NOOO! I SHOULD HAVE SAID THERE WAS SOME *REASON* I COULDN'T PAY NOT JUST SAY RIGHT AWAY I'M NOT GONNA"

Meh

As an enby who's former roommates owe me over $2k I apologize on behalf of my kind 😂

Riley Terhaar

I need Brace's full book to be released in a handsome leather bound tome.

Gus Frank

Found this on the ground today, thought you lot might like it

Amanda W

yayyyy John! also matty healy is taylor’s mason st darkness imo….

Cooper Twit

ghana highlife better than nigerian highlife especially if you are blasted out of your gourd

J.Wo

#gayz4YC

J.Wo

Tell me more. Lolz

J.Wo

Agree on both points. But on YC’s proposed time off: let’s get a video feed of that. #gayz4YC

MirrorOooMirror

You compassionate empathetic man. A true hero. Hating vets is easy and difficult (if some happen to be your friends). Ahhh, who I kidding its easy! Thinking of the old Hicks like, “I was caught in the unenviable position of being against the troops but for the war.”

Vincent

Let John do the other calls!

T Sur

The titty cooking influencers are for bisexual women and I'm ok with that.

Lindsey Bertsch

Been a long time since I've been able to say this.... I really wish this episode was longer 😔

Tea for the Tillerman

Hate Line: Noir where churlish private dicks call in with their most hard boiled tales of stinkos, coppers, rat finks, and pearlescent femme fatales haunting the shadowy back alleys of Bunker Hill and Chinatown

tuztooz

more about Liz’s body work please

faye b

I love TrueaJohn

Arden

The guy who found the podcast because YC is hot is me as fuck but I learned YC is hot from being a fan of the podcast

Patrick

It’s arbitration by the way, not small claims

Patrick

You all should have Katya on

Steven

Lmaoooo I know exaaactly which TikTok guy Yung Chomsky is accusing of pushing lost men to “dress slutty”

Eben Lowenstein

The semen episodes were the only ones I remember from the no Liz era

Eben Lowenstein

Amazing episode, no joke just have to give credit

Bryson Martinez

Ngl lie love the gays and the gals… not a huge fan of the tip line episodes. Love you guys just not a fan. I’m not the only one I’m sure. Js.

Horse Badorties

Lots of people do xmas. Japanese people do Xmas!

Gabrielle V

Ok. I will say- Noam and Liz killed it. They were GREAT episodes. During them- I did not experience a gnawing sense of longing for ..... anything or anyone. HOWEVER. Brace really did come back "swangin'" .... GREAT 1st episode back but also just- great. episode. 🫰

Gabrielle V

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Kevin C

why does liz hate us?

Kevin C

am Israel gay

Kevin C

best poppers in the middle east 🌈

Kevin C

Dirsch left his underwear on. Be careful hes very litigious.

kaolin holly

i literally worked at the same school as that race faker lady until yesterday when i cold resigned. AMA

nflonineO

Is dangerous protectors going to get an actual release? I would pay full hardcover price

ChlamydiaPuppy2

Oh my GOD you guys- thanks for mentioning Oldies Night - this is Primo haha love you all so much 💜🦋💅🐈‍⬛

ploob

'Hi, umm National Guard..?'

Bdubs

I think it's better for the world if brace is kept too busy with the podcast to continue writing his romantasy novel

dangerbird

Can someone help me find the n+1 article Liz mentioned? On the ground in western ma 🫡

dr blood

Me and my boyfriend (gay) need brace to finish the book and then read it on patreon with Liz commentary ❤️

Robert Ditty

Why crop a movie at all? Just rotate your fucking phone, losers. Oh it’s a Tik Tok thing? Then upload the video sideways. Users can lock their phone’s autorotate and turn their phone 90 degrees to watch it full screen. Stop coddling people with no attention spans.

limbolul

i was just admiring the best olsen the whole time

N0tagayman

Now I’m just gonna do it more lmao

Just Whisper

new subscriber here, wife and i listened together and she wanted me to tell you this was not just one of her favorite trueanons ever, but one of her favorite podcast episodes ever. we had to run it back and listen to Brace’s romantasy over again it was so funny. love from tel aviv 🏳️‍🌈

Occhio

Is it Einel Fisher? It’s Einel Fisher, surely.

Occhio

wait… Muna opened for Taylor Swift?? ugh. that’s just capital.

Faye

As a classical Pilates instructor I thank you you for bringing attention to the weirdness of classical Pilates, Liz! It is too often overlooked as a normie exercise fad. We gotta start calling it Contrology again.

B0Hboi

Move to Minneapolis

Isaac

Wear rainbow chevrons on a camo jacket. The military wives will be physically incapable of restraining themselves from saying “I love your jacket, I actually know what rank that is because I’m a military wife”

Sam de Waele

Brace would be guessing sexualities that don’t even exist yet and YC + Liz would clock every room instantly

Confidence Scam

Feels like the crew sure has been slacking lately, even though theyre pulling in $200k a month from us.

Killer Dan

didn’t realize we were doxxing babies here :/

Kabi

All hands on deck. Confidence Scam wants more work for their 4 bucks.

Zach

Are you going to re-record this now that we know Candace Owens is gay

Frida

It is true, I am dating one and they think about getting pet mice. I am enby aswell and encouraging it. We also both have long hair with parts of our heads shaved. However we do not live together and pay our rent.

Dukaten Donald

What episode is about Germans pretending to be Jewish?

Chris Hildreth

“Every summer” yc never missed in his life.

patreonuser9999

watch the Joshua Citarella Doomscroll interview with YC if you feel you're ready for it

S. Walker

My podcast true anon, my comedy John E, my baby mama callin, my breast milk almond

Glenn

Uh, so 80s DePalma lighting just means thinking about the lighting before you shoot?

CJ

About the grim lighting, in modern TV shows especially, I think it's to do with people staying inside so much nowadays that they think "natural light" is quite dark when daylight is actually bright af 🌞 I swear I haven't seen a nice, lush, green tree in the last like 20 things I've tried to watch 😢 Is making things dark and dingy a way to show everyone the director is "Making Something Serious" rather than using actual good writing and good acting and so on...

Jessie Cherbak

This is the episode where y’all mention Chris Kattan right? The dude literally broke his fucking neck doing one of those insanely physical SNL bits. He had to stop doing them after that, and I don’t think he was ever able to adapt to a new style without that aspect. Then he got addicted to the pain meds for his injury. Poor guy

Travis Jaynes

TrueAnon is the #1 baby doxxing podcast in Amerikkka. Do better.

Stevie

Now Kate Berlant guestie?

Barry Nixon

Lmao this could be anecdotal but I have also had non binary friends with pet rats as well as non binary friends who have left pets with their partner

Nk Pdlla

So my favorite line in search party that is worked into my daily life is Elliot’s like “wet. Wet wet wet wet” and I need to find that clip to prove that it’s real. Help me fam.

J Toddlez

I'm learning the not-name-brand version of rolfing! Dr. Rolf had some out there views and opinions, but the core methodology of doing a structured series of massages gets incredible results. Glad it's serving you well!

Last Years Man

The outrage auction is a great concept

PlayerDiariez

Liz was born in an oyster shop. That tracks

annie belle albers

I ALSO DATED SOMEONE THAT LIED ABOUT BEING JEWISH!!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!