RSS UPDATE (NOT HINDU NATIONALIST GROUP) (Patreon)

Patreon's buggin out and sendin the same email a million times sorry

IF YOU'RE MAD YOU JUST GOT THE SAME EMAIL A BUNCH OF TIMES-----basically patreon lets you send messages to all the 'patrons' but if you hit send nothin happens. So I was like damn. I'll hit send again. Nothin. So I'm like hey third time is the charm. BAM. Hit the button. Nothing happens. No notification and the message stays there...button doesn't even do the little depression thing that it does on other websites...guess it sent a bunch..."my bad"

Lal Salaam---

Before I started doing a podcast I didn't know what an rss feed was. I didn't bother to ask until maybe 8 months in.  This is what I learned: if you click some link the podcast goes to your podcast player. Then it just updates automatically.  I truly had no idea. Wonders of the digital age.

I guess people use all kinds of podcast players---I just use the one that came with my phone. I guess it works. I mostly just search girls first names and see what comes up. I love to see what the Kates and Jessica's of the world are saying. They all have different ideas and voices. I am the King of Jessicas and Kates. I know each and every one of them. I guess they have RSS feeds too.  All their shows are about true crime. True Crime is boring. Mostly you just go to jail.

My whole life I have spent in hateful ignorance about what the fuck an RSS feed is. To tell you the truth, even while I'm making this idiot post, I don't know what it stands for. Real Service Scrolling or something. I don't know. That doesn't sound right. Realtime Security Service. Sounds fake. I don't know.

When I used to listen to podcast I would just the patreon player but it would shut off every time I made my screen dark. That was a problem. So I'd just leave it plugged in to listen to Radio War Nerd while I drew sketches of enemies on my wall with black pencil. YOu should be able to shoot a .22 caliber round through an apartment wall if you live on the bottom floor. Not that I live on the bottom floor or nothing. I'm not giving you guys my information. I'm just saying if I did live on the bottom floor of an apartment building and spent a lot of time drawing outlines on walls, I should be able to do something with those outlines. Instead I just erase them. Ce la vie.

Patreon updated some stuff. Not my problem. That's actually a lie. I guess it's my problem. I wouldn't be writing this post if it wasn't. I'm told its not even a problem. It's some kind of improvement. I don't know bout that. I'm not big on improvements usually. But I'm greasing the road for this one.

Check this out

"If you want to listen to the podcast in your favorite player instead of in Patreon, you can do that by subscribing to the RSS feed, and now there's an easier way to do that. Go to patreon.com/TrueAnonPod/membership and click the "Connect to RSS feed" button. If you need more detailed instructions, check out https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/360052145711 "

Do you understand that? I don't. I never click links. Awful stuff behind them. Those are patreon links though and I guess since you're on here you might as well click them. Please use the RSS link or I will be driven insane. I have done so many ugly things in my life. Please excuse me by using the RSS link. If you don't use it I swear to Christ I'm going to go berserk. I'm not threatening you or nothing. I don't even know who you are! I'm just pleading, begging, I'm on my knees, I open myself to you in supplication and I'm crying like a bitch. Please use the link. For the love of god please use the RSS.

have a good Friday

-BB