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Welcome to TrueAnon Presents: The Lamest Show on Earth, a three-part mini series on the phenomenon that is Tesla Motors and the carnival barker at the center of its show: Elon Musk. We’ve often said that Jeffrey Epstein offers us a lens through which to view larger networks of power and influence and ways to ascertain how they operate and impact the world. The story of Tesla Motors offers us the same opportunity: how a nerdy dot-com gold chaser hacked the self-satisfied neoliberal green political regime and orchestrated a cacophonous symphony of thirsty social media marketeers, auto industry executives, captured and bought off media, and the bull market ride of the century. At the center of all of this is the pied piper of the redditmen, our very own epic bacon PT Barnum — Elon Musk — who rightly understands that branding really is everything and that so long as you can keep the music going the party doesn’t have to end. Now that Tesla has a gun to the head of the American economy, there’s only one question left: how long can the show go on? 

In Pt 1 we begin with the bizarre history of Elon’s family, the origin story of Tesla Motors and the weird wild birthplace of both modern conservatism and progressive neoliberalism, California. Featuring: chiropractors, Ronald Reagan, the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, divorced guys, Italian nuclear physicists, tightrope performers, bearded ladies and The Coca-Cola Company. 

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Degrassi Knoll

Checking in from the future Originally thought I heard Burnt Asshole

B R

Where is pt 2 and 3 😟

ploob

Yes, please pull into a rest stop before your cut your dick off, out of consideration for fellow motorists.

ploob

Lidderrallleeeeee

Ian :3

I’m poggin’ up rn

Anon Ibid

You arent too stupid to understand social credit. Social credit is just too stupid to be understood.

ploob

ChiroPraxis 🫡

Peanut Horse

Baby boy brace letting a sneaking fart out

eduard karpoev

California chauvinism once again. You liberals can't comprehend the PNW. The Last frontier is North of the Bay & West of the Rockies liberals. We are just better.

Ro

listening to this at the dentist while my teeth get pulled out jsyk

UnderwearDad420

solidarity with everyone relistening in 2025 🙏

Quinn

Seems like a very appropriate time to do so.

cccph

Wow, starting to believe the “new Liz” conspiracy theory.

bobore

That's what the word is for

bobore

That's why he seig heiled, I guess This is interesting to look back at 4 years later considering the current feelings about the word "retard" At this point I just don't care anymore. If people are going to use it freely then I shall as well. Because it is clear to anyone with a brain when you consider me in the context of modern society, I am not a retard. I am neurodivergant and I've had that word used against me so many times in the past so I feel many ways about it. But I don't want to consider Musk autistic because I don't want him to be included in that group, I don't want his reputation to color the word. He's not autistic. He is retarded. His development was retarded. He has the brain of a teenager. He is dumb and ugly and he can't even sex a woman. And now he runs a government agency named after a meme and is ushering in a new world of technofeudalism. It feels quaint to think about how 4 years ago I was concerned about a word, which honestly ranks pretty low on the list of slurs that people have called me

bobore

The right is post-racial and the left is becoming post-woke. Times are changing. Scary and exciting at the same time, no?

Kate Derringer

Liz has really lost the rasp throughout the years

Tranche Devereaux

51:00 when Liz says “let’s pause for a moment” and then launches into a soliloquy about California’s weirdness- I feel like she is trying to make it seem like she’s ad-libbing but it’s pretty clearly scripted Vast open landscape is a blank slate upon which developers and movie makers and technologists continue to project new designs and you feel a fervent compulsion to remake the future continually; almost in a cyclical fashion. I’m not saying it’s not brilliant - I’m just saying I cringed a little cuz the pod doesn’t often feel scripted

Hardcore Virgin

Is this the og Liz “blown back out” drop? Where the Trueanon historian at

Josh

“Bats are Birds” - Brace

Christian Bendillo

I know this episode is old, but I’m relistening because I hate Elon as much if not more than Liz and seeing him in China with his R-worded son pissed me off so bad. But y’all talking about that “who killed the electric car” documentary reminded me of when I had this cool ass black power style science teacher at this alternative school I went to in the south and he showed us that documentary for some reason and I had no idea who tf Elon was because it was 2012, but I just remember this weird even where it’s like him and some woman playing house with some kids and being like who tf is this guy? Lol, weird ass movie.

omar

second

Jake

I love God and I love your podcast

SammyG

God yes inject it into my veins

orc

Gday mate, may I interest you in some emeralds?

Clark D'Agostino

vile dog of Pakistani intelligence, I piss on you 🇮🇳

Burat

LETS GOOOOOI

beanbuddy

I never got a puppy for Christmas but now I know what it feels like. Getting diet cola and popcorn for this one.

R

It's happening

Foymic

MY EAR DRUMS AR BEING PUNCATED BY STUDIO QUALITY SOUND

Foymic

Punctuated

tazz

yes! been waiting for this like a little piggy oink oink

Miles Larson

Different intro song gave me a panic attack

Michael S. Judge

I'm so pumped I might spontaneously catch fire, utterly destroying my driver and several pedestrians

John

Dang this audio is cleeeean

natalie

oh fuck yeah

Nick Cole

Holy shit TrueAnon rules

Samuel Best

Brace owns a berkshire hathaway share

Samuel Best

Please don't destroy things required for podcasts

A S

Thanks for finally doing Tesla/Musk. Everytime I'm around a Tesla in traffic I start sweating.

Varjon

its finally time! ive waited SO long for you to take down this fucking dorklord. also im gay

Brian Long

This is such a good episode. can’t wait for parts 2 & 3. Love you three!

notadingdong

i regularly did trivia with some friends in 2016 and i named our team elon’s husk. anyone is welcome to take it or hate it. looking forward to the rest of the series :))

TrueAnonPod

because the battery caught on fire and you're hot from the flames???

TenThousandSandwiches

Where can I get a copy of "How to Make More Money" by Burt K. Asshole?

Rand

First to do the first thing third

Part Time Stoic

if he keeps it up he’ll have his own episode soon.

Daniel Goffe

Great show everyone. 👍🏻

Eric

New song, weirdly high audio quality. Shocking for whatever reason

Arjun Jayaraman

I worked for SolarCity as an engineer! Right around the time I was diagnosed with progressive MS. I couldn’t keep up with the quotas and was fired - all while losing the ability to walk (well starting the process of doing so). But I’m still friends with a few people that worked there - great people & good engineers. Can’t wait for part 3! Thanks Liz & Brace for this. ❤️❤️❤️

Gavin Collier

Behind every crazy story, is a crazier chiropractor

lubacious

Chiromancy is what you're looking for Brace.

sam handwich

Last time I drove down to LA I got cut off by a Tesla with a vanity plate that said "RYAN" and vowed to never return to that busted city. Very nutty place.

sam handwich

I live there now. I am Ryan.

John

Can’t fucking wait for this. I’m on part 6 of the jfk series and am loving this podcast !!

@bobchinchillin

If I were musk I’d be psyched to use the episode art as a pfp

bugsick

Love the ep but did not love the feathered dinosaur slander or assertion that pterodactyl is a dinosaur, shameful stuff

Jessica S

I don’t know that I’ll be able to listen to those details on part 3. I still have nightmares from the two-parter they did on the dog mauling/love triangle in SF. These kids paint vivid pictures with their words. Ugh.

Jessica S

There’s a chiropractor clinic up the street from us and hanging from its sign is a small shingle that says “We help allergies!”. Every time I see it I have the urge to tape a note that says “No, you don’t.” Lol.

Jessica S

Oh, and you need a nickel jar for “and we’re going to get into that in a bit”, “but we’ll get into that a little later” and any version of “we really need to do a whole separate podcast on ____” or “but that would need its own f*cking podcast to explain.” No shade, though, I love it. Especially the first two. It gives me that giddy feeling of a little kid whose parent just agreed to read another book/the next chapter at bedtime - there’s still plenty to come, lol!

Olen Koira

A friend of mine went to university with Elon and Kimball. Elon is apparently a dumass

Vincent Utah

Will this get my brother to stop stan’ing this fuckstick?

bitsobongo

Get to the good stuff. Commonwealth weirdos are a givin

Sean Carton

yeah the west/california is... not great. "charles manson was just california letting its skirt up a little too high" Brilliant, brace! https://youtu.be/-KdYEAIrpmM

Gurjot

When Liz and Brace started talking about California it really made me feel that I should rewatch Paul Thomas Anderson movies. He really captures that vibe. Great episode guys, as always.

Henry

Talking points! Talking points! TALKING POINTS!

Sander Emerick

Don't need episode 3 to tell me how it feels to be in a burning Tesla as the doors lock on me: I'm listening right now in one as the flames are melting my skin

uleg0

Pee-dant

Sami Fink

Super not down with Brace’s use of the “r” word

Dude Where's My Quran

Meh could be worse. I don't use the word personally but so long as someone isn't directing it at a genuinely disabled person, it doesn't really matter imo.

A S

Mine was like that for a while too. Not sure what changed his mind.

Char Kelly

I was so pissed we’d been put on a true-diet but I’m less than 2 minutes in and this THEME SONG IS BANGING. Worth the wait

Jessica S

In the era of binge watching, I don’t know how to handle waiting for part 2 and 3.

Rory

All I can say is Queens University absolutely has the hottest girls. Very big call her daddy pod energy

C

tesla's wig flew

Jessica S

Michael - nice cameo, btw. Your pronunciations are top tier. I forget the exact term, but in a spider network episode, you said people accuse you of being....a tryhard was it? Which doesn’t exactly fit when you actually do know stuff as opposed to posing as such, lol. What can you do tho, I suppose.

Frank Cold

How did you know that I don’t have a pension but my dad does? Are you inside my head?

Jimothy Realname

this episode is an all-time high for the pod. Is there a term for the opposite of jumping the shark?

Lesley Anne Noelle

~had only they been trying to create, not a solar car, but a goddamn nuclear bomb, it would’ve happened. fast 💨

Sami Fink

Loathe as I am to defend Elon musk, he is autistic soooo yea not okay.

jack dulworth

Whats that background song at an hour 38 called?

Ben

Anyone else not seeing the podcast load in their RSS feed?

Jimothy Realname

he claims to be autistic, but he's actually just lame

Kyle

no problems here

Michael S. Judge

Ha, thank you. There are few things I enjoy more than knowing there's a TrueAnon episode on the way and suddenly getting a "YO!" from Brace

Terrance McDonald

Just started the episode but I can tell it’s gonna be a good one. Thank Chomsk Brave and Liz

Abbey Jernberg

Emerald mine, not diamond mine. Elon tried to sell one of his his dad's emeralds to Tiffany & Co. Typical teenage move, slinging emeralds.

Abbey Jernberg

Love the show; don't go off on me Brace

Luke F

IM GONNA KEEP USIN IT!!!

gen~

this sound quality is crisp

Gabo Goff

Generally electric grid runs on gas and coal and hydro so it’s less polluting than cars which run on gas. As grid has become cleaner this is more so the case. California doesn’t have any operating coal plants either.

a clash of purple

That's what I never got about the whole "bluh, electric cars still pollute!" thing. Like, it is (theoretically) possible to lower carbon emissions from power plants. If we built a lot more solar/hydro/geothermal/nuclear power, if we seriously upgraded and connected the nation's disparate energy grids (cuz a big problem in the U.S. is we have several regional energy grids that can't share power between them instead of a unified national grid), etc., etc.. As far as I know you can't do much to lower carbon emissions from burning fossil fuels (correct me if I'm wrong).

Nat Gavin

Is that a Das Racist reference at 01:33? This episode sounds boss. Nice to hear yers back in the studio together.

the crazy guy

I have to say, Liz really knocked this one out of the park!

Danielle

As someone currently exiled in the valley, agreed.

Nic Warnock

If this podcast can’t topple Elon or the global sex traffickers at least it might save a few people from the chiropractic pyramid scheme.

Chris Hildreth

Young Chomsky this theme music slaps my dude

Smith's Fine Electric Amusements

I don't really understand why you and Liz think this is some kind of gotcha on electric cars. Of course if we are still using fossil fuels for our electricity generation, then electric cars won't solve anything. But there is not environmentalist, or person concerned with climate change in general who is like "just use electric cars and keep burning that coal". You guys are making a weird strawman to argue against, just because some of your friends are stupid and don't know where electricity comes from? We have to switch our power generation to clean sources, like wind, solar, hydro, geothermal, nuclear, etc. What reasonably intelligent person doesn't know this? But in what reality would we do that, but then still drive gasoline cars around? We have to do both. This seems like a very simple, basic idea, that we have to do both, but you guys are acting clever for pointing out that electric cars alone don't solve anything. Do you want a medal for pointing out the most obvious thing or something? Your impression that this means electric cars are pointless seems very stupid to me.

Kasz

@uya is correct @Sami Fink is wrong. Also the phrasing of "r word" as if it's anything like "n word" is the epitome of suburban class brain rot. It's so fucking cringe, just stop.

Sardonic

I will always remember making the sunracer in super solvers gizmos and gadgets

Swazi

I believe the relation is that of an unclebrother

natalie

this music on this is so good, i'd welcome a change up every now at then if they all sound this smooth. the transition music was especially good. could've done without the R word drop but besides that a really enjoyable episode. normally I have trouble staying focused for niche history like the electric car stuff but it was actually pretty interesting! excited to hear the rest

Carys Holbrook

Please do not make fun of me: how do you spell Ang Core Lee. And what lost city is that name based on?

zack wait

I would generally rather cut my penis off that listen to Californians talk about California but im driving and don't have a knife in the truck. Good ep otherwise!

zack wait

Angkor Wat, it's in Cambodia. Look up some pics, absolutely beautiful

Justlistening

Everyone’s talking about pollution from electricity and I’m still stuck on how EV credits are the main export of the Tesla business model and that their stock is built on a subsidy regime set by figure heads of state. It’s all waiting to go *pop*!

Doug Welch

Generally, I listen to my new episodes of TrueAnon as they drop- unfortunately my in-laws are in town this weekend so it’s not happening- but if you want to explore sex trafficking, fraud, hi-tech and Epstein, Whitney Webb has dropped a new one on Epstein and Bad Bill Gates worth checkin’ out. Of course my preference is for peeps from my abandoned heimat- SF!!!!

Jonathan lees

I’ve haven’t heard it yet but I know it’s gunna be bloody good so get stuffed

Jonathan lees

And the people aren’t sleeping

Seth Aronovich

HELL YEAH baby. We bringing back the term 'submoron' (for Elon).

Frederick Von Drasek

...in Minnesota in the thirties (and I'm assuming other places around the Midwest), the biggest fascist outift called themselves the silvershirts. LOTS of Nordics (zillions of Scandos but, actually, at the time Minnesota had more Germans than all Scandos) in MN then--still are...

Jimothy Realname

dont post and drive, zack Anyway, it's a lot better than listening to new yorkers talk about new york. What the fuck is a "bodega"? Oh, you mean a 7/11?

Alejandro Pepsi

I googled Tzero and it was a bunch of crypto stuff lol

John

As an irishman i have to say i was impressed to hear brace knew about the blue shirts. Well done brace !

Harry P. Ness

Nick's Brace impression is just that good

itsjenjen

Liz giving me michael s. judge vibes at times - love the deep dive

Joel

even though the settlers probably knew they would eventually find the ocean, maybe part of them hoped the continent would keep going forever, offering land for everyone without limit - unfortunately nothing is forever, and in that sense california and the pacific ocean represent death in the american consciousness, and the desire to defeat it

Preston

nice to once again hear yung chomsky laughing in the distance

a clash of purple

If all that is true, where California is where all these wacky ideas get tried out, why don't Americans ever try anything that works? I mean, besides the fact that their culture is stupid, crazy, lazy, and evil. You'd think by sheer random chance, someone would have tried establishing a Maoist insurgency or something in California, instead of all these cults that are just fronts for MKUltra shit.

Kate M Shapiro

people from california need to get over themselves god damn

mrakobesiye

I am also a South African Canadian and grew up under SoCred rule so I get this

Michael S. Judge

pretty sure Oswald Mosley's fascist militia in ’30s London was also called the silvershirts

Michael S. Judge

I got a brother-step-nephew / Call me Woody Ballin'

Abby F

virgil?

Len

If you look up tzero car you'll find it. Looks like an insane car, and bright yellow

Blaz Kelbl

When is the next episode coming out?

Fiddypea

In Britain it was the Black shirts. Celebrated at the time in an article in the Daily Mail headlined "Hurrah for the Blackshirts".

sliime

Brace baby fart at 54:44. Nice.

Tim Mann

🎶 these chicks don’t even know the name of my band 🎶

Zack Burke

Sounding a bit like Blowback here...

Comedy News

You're right.. they're trying to sound more professional, sadly

Chris Ryan

So happy you are going in on Scam Jose. I hate it heeeeeere

Chris Ryan

Moved to Bay Area a couple of years ago and I simply cannot wait to get out of here. If I never see another 10 million dollar house again that’s fine by me

Lukas Zimmermann

I'd say that Bill Gates is somewhat similar to Musk in the sense of most people having strong opinions of him, even the ones not hating or loving rich people.

Russell E Cameron

I could listen to an hour of Jurassic Park bird riffing.

mvmv

not to be awkward but pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs.... they're ancestors of lizards (im sorry)

Michael Barbarich

Shelby, have you looked at that chart? The only thing in his bag is money

Dave-O

chiropraxis

Comedy News

True anon and the rest of my generation just uses the word weird when it cant think of any other way to describe something :(

Breakaway

Hotter than McGill?

Jeff Grey

So the WELL AKSHUALLY I'm going to make is about the "Protocols." The original wasn't by Machiavelli, a fictionalized version of Machiavelli was one of the subjects. The original was called, "The Dialog Between Machiavelli and Montesquieu in Hell," and it was supposed to be about Napoleon III. It was some French satirists during N III's reign doing a sketch where the cursed shades of the two titular figures meet and talk about how much they loved fucking people over and getting lots of people killed in exchange for money/power and then justifying it through political pragmatism. And supposedly if you were a French citizen at the time then you were supposed to draw parallels between what they were saying and Napoleon III's policies. The "Protocols" changed the setting from a spooky cavern in a cartoon Hell with damned souls to a meeting between people in a spooky graveyard. And changed the characters from dead historical figures talking about how much they fucking loved being evil to supposed members of the Jewish Conspiracy talking about how much they currently fucking love being evil. Another interesting theory is that it wasn't the Russian Secret Police who originally made the forgery, but some disgraced courtier in the Tsar's court who thought he could buy back the Tsar's good graces by producing "proof" that the Jews were conspiring against him.

Christian Aranda

Short on facts and a lot of laughing at their own bad jokes. And I'm TSLAQ! I can't stand the guy.

Steffen Cambon

Part 1 is very, very informative. Yes, bad jokes aside. My one frustration: on the podcast app, they don't indicate when parts 2 and 3 will be out in full. The teasers are misleading because you assume the full episodes are already available on Patreon. Please reword your explanations about availability guys!

TrueAnonPod

The teasers are always posted within minutes of the full episodes

Steffen Cambon

ok, how do i listen to those full episodes? Except for this episode 1, i don't see them anywhere, either on patreon or the podcast app.

Steffen Cambon

OK my update: I was confused about the membership levels ("gumshoe" isn't anything but an empty one-dollar donation, okay. Now I see all the episodes because I upgraded to the normal subscription. Kind of confusing, probably I would leave that gumshoe thing out.

syd

pterosaurs actually don’t have any descendants because they were thoroughly wiped out by Chicxulub. which sucks cause I would have loved to see what they’d evolve into over time (I’m sorry too, I genuinely can’t stop myself from bursting people’s bubbles when it comes to pterosaurs)

Elli

Heyyy did you guys take down the rest of these eps and also the rest of the 9/11 eps? Def in support of you putting them back up.