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Welcome to TrueAnon Presents: The Lamest Show on Earth, a three-part mini series on the phenomenon that is Tesla Motors and the carnival barker at the center of its show: Elon Musk. We’ve often said that Jeffrey Epstein offers us a lens through which to view larger networks of power and influence and ways to ascertain how they operate and impact the world. The story of Tesla Motors offers us the same opportunity: how a nerdy dot-com gold chaser hacked the self-satisfied neoliberal green political regime and orchestrated a cacophonous symphony of thirsty social media marketeers, auto industry executives, captured and bought off media, and the bull market ride of the century. At the center of all of this is the pied piper of the redditmen, our very own epic bacon PT Barnum — Elon Musk — who rightly understands that branding really is everything and that so long as you can keep the music going the party doesn’t have to end. Now that Tesla has a gun to the head of the American economy, there’s only one question left: how long can the show go on? 

In Pt 2 we track Elon’s movements over Silicon Valley from his self-proclaimed acceptance into Stanford University to his odd obsession with the letter “x”, to his coup at Tesla Motors and his attempt to hold it all together in the face of both personal and global bankruptcy. Featuring: Peter Thiel, malaria, Lance Bass, John McCain, the Mars Society, and remember the show Desperate Housewives? 

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Natalie

this episode is just so good and replayable

Natalie

using the r word is gross

Hana

I live in Britain and can't believe those names, or people, or institutions, and are you're bang on. It *is* a hellmouth. Because of those made up people with their ridiculous fucking names.

Kyle Petty

Real listening to this series for the third time. God damn is it incredible. Liz is just lampooning Musk and Brace has some of his top quips.... "I wish he'd let the depression win." 🤣🤣🤣

Smooth Shrek

Chiropractors are grifters it’s all fake

Cody Turtleson

This episode is particularly funny to listen to in our post-Twitter X.com world of 2024 lmao

Lars

It's Feb 17 2025. Elon is doing to our gov & country what he did with PayPal, tesla, and Twitter. Scamming & grifting. We are cooked. Doge is fake just like the fake model S.

bobore

I keep forgetting that this episode was recorded before Musk bought Twitter haha

bobore

Sometimes when my friend slaps me on the back it helps the soreness. That doesn't make them a doctor, lol

Olivia

The everything app!

Kimble

no relation

Maggie

So weird listening to this from da future

Harvey

Flu game jordan, long hair torres, black mask lebron, the lamest show on earth liz

Your Mum

So wonderful to listen to this in the big year 2026. We’ve come so far. I keep waiting for all the x dot com jokes to come to fruition and they don’t cause the everything app hasn’t been purchased yet.

Aaron L

First to say first

DRS

What the fudge, slow up. I haven’t listened to part one yet.

D

Godspeed, you crazy kids

walmart ed hopper

love freaking out my roommates with a vaguely sexual “yesssss” when I see the notification that a new TrueAnon has dropped

Sander Emerick

I started playing this episode in my Tesla and it locked the doors and emptied my Bitcoin wallet at a tremendous loss and now flames are shooting through the AC unit

saaffie

Oh, it's 11pm here, but I am settling in for part 2...

Matthew

Gon need some jib for this 🐴

Abby F

virgil?

hannah mihulka

Bitcoin will only be able to be used for musk masquerade tickets

John

Yaaay

Tommy York

Think this is the problem with all silly startups: tech VCs and hustlers think what their set in San Francisco wants is what the rest of the country wants

saysthemachine

Just FYI, back in 2015/2016 a local Bernie supporter named Paul took their Bernie wrapped tesla all over the country, from San Diego. Visiting Standing Rock, and eventually Times Square, when Bernie appeared on some talk show. It's definitely possible to drive cross country in a Tesla. I share your opinions on the topic, but thought I would mention this strange anecdote. Also, not sure where Paul's money actually comes from. His only online identity relates to his Bernie related politics.

saaffie

It seems like the showman and branding is very much along the lines of Richard Branson, like a gen X Branson. What is the dynamic between the 2 considering both have space intentions?

Slartibartfast

Elon sex party - Ghislane wearing a mask and Epstein as a sailor. Just saying.

Rand

There is no Virgil. Never was. You are having a Mandela effect.

Rand

Second first

rachel perry

Liz, I heard trump when you said “no one was into tiny! They wanted big!” and nearly spit out my drink

A S

As one of your video game goblins that will be mercifully culled, I heard XCOM and got really scared he was involved.

Ryan Delaney

Ya’ll really came in clutch with these

John Mahon

Love it!! Brace reminds me so much of myself / other former street kids / heroin users with the constant despairing references to the old day (the Starbucks charging dilemma this ep). I remember those days.

Leilani Doneux

I know a few people who have been to the masquerade sex parties. They’re as spiritually deranged as you think, maybe a little more.

malpertuis

Cars cults in California. My old roommate drove a 3 door Saturn & he'd see other Saturn drivers & they'd have conversations driving on 101.

Michael Heisler

How can I hear the 6:48 version of this ELON MUSK theme song?

Matt Burtka

Big Baby Belden already back at it

sammi sweetheart

SOURCE IS AZEALIA BANKS I would put money on that if I had any

Tristan

The infrastructure comment is 100% true but you can drive from CO to SF in a Tesla. it sucks but it’s possible

Nick A

appreciate Yung Chomsky dropping the X-Com soundtrack at 37:20

BB

Came here to say it’s gotta be Azealia 😂

SammyG

Would you pls give us your name? Eeeelon musk

Patrick Link

Happy to hear that Brace will never die.

Michael S. Judge

"Nobody was into tiny – they wanted big!" was Liz's profoundest moment of Trump Brain

Austin Z

Who do I get in touch with to have Elon and Gimbal to tag team my wife for a free neuralink

Jessica S

I’m doing a jig here, so stoked for part 2!

Jessica S

I just had an image of Buster Bluth dressed up in a sailor suit at Motherboy XXX with Lucile.

Michael S. Judge

Brace's early 2000s backrap rap name was Magnimonious B

Amanda Jacobsen

Brace - are you fully ripping a vape? Don’t lie.

Sick dude

Enthralling work @TrueAnon Podcast!

Zach

Oh shit, Brace, you're going to Psycho Vegas? Nice.

A

MFMs Monday show’s first ad is from the electric car lobby ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

A

“Electric cars are normal now” - murderinos

Carine

Comedy gold! Also apologies to Brace and Yung Chomsky - always assumed Elon was Jewish.

Abby F

i thought this was the only non-pedophile associated/ anti pedo podcast !

Kurt Brendel

I'm surprised that I haven't found any reason to strongly dislike Elon yet. A silicon valley huckster gaming the system, taking credit, and scamming everyone is a pretty standard phenomenon. He just seems to be especially suited to that environment, the right blend of sociopath, in perfect harmony with the time and place. Is the stuff about the actual cars-i.e. that they suck-accurate? All of the people I know that have driven a Tesla claim that they're excellent. A lot of this story ultimately hinges upon whether or not the cars suck, we need a closer look at this.

gen~

psychopath grindset 💯

Jimothy Realname

Oh they absolutely suck. They have very good acceleration, and I guess the handling is pretty good for such a heavy car, but that's it. The people you talked to simply haven't been burnt to a crisp by an uncontrollable battery fire caused by a wheel-falling-off-related crash

Dan Greene

There's a difference between a car performing well on a short spin and a car actually being safe and functional over many miles of use

zack krida

he's so cringe and obsessed with young people thinking he's cool. that's all i need to know

D. Elwood

lol I live in West Virginia and there is a random Sheetz down the street from me that has 8 Tesla charging stations, I've never seen anyone use them, they are the only ones in town

Eric Neilson

last 45 minutes are from episode 1. :)

Tim Ritchie

What's the song at 33:30?

BigBoi

There's a random single charging station in John Day, OR. Look at a map and see how far out of anyones way that is.

bill

Something from the Can’t Get You Out of My Head soundtrack.

Pug_luvr

Great writing, great producing. Professional work. Thank you!

deranged hermit

I had a cumtown-style laughing fit when he said that

shante

Recharge and revolt by the raveonettes

Bent Mind

Soooooo it was azealia banks who told y’all about the robot dick wasn’t it...

Noms Chompski

Speaking of robot penii.... They make Rebok pumps for your peepee. There's an air bladder that they insert and you have a little bubble that you squeeze to inflate your pecker.

Noms Chompski

Imagine that you have a gasoline car that you can literally never turn off. Car sitting in the driveway for a few days? Well, it's burning gas. That's almost a Tesla. Now, have horrid build and finish quality and make them impossible to work on, getting there.... Now, add in a bunch of proprietary crap so you have zero right to repair and hey baby, you got a Tesla.

Justin Toguys

Customers have complained that the vanity mirrors would just fall out because they were stuck to the visor with 3M double sided tape. No other auto manufacturer lets their cars leave the factory with misaligned body panels the way Tesla does. The fact Tesla is willing to cheap out in these aspects for cars that range from $41,000-$139,000 is very telling.

don't come here

I have a pal who multiple years after moving back east still compulsively tracks the other owners of her make/model around town

Nathan Paulette

Elon is totally going to tweet about you guys. “Liz and Brace are a couple of douche nozzles.” I can see it now.

Sean Enright

Was that the Sea Quest DSV theme song? Rad.

natalie

"gaming the system" by destroying my coworkers car I promised him

Cliffie Mathieson

This series finally convinced me to sign up to the Patreon. Great stuff!

Sardonic

Not to be that guy but I think Brace was actually thinking of the infamous xbox red ring of death stuff, I don't think PS2s comparably had as many bricking errors.

Jimothy Realname

my xbox 360 got the RROD while watching the climactic scene of Come and See. I had to pry open the disc tray in order to return the DVD to the library

YukiNukem64x

Getting a payment so late they contacted me as well this series convinced me to actually put money on my card to finally pay this month.

Bobby Volcano

zaniest ep of all time-a cocconi

fjfffffddd

Need McAfee episode lol

Jonathan lees

Hell of a way to save the world good luck brothers and sisters

Cardboard

Didn't know Musk relies on the stock price of Telsa to keep the whole scam going. All CEOs have an interest in boosting the stock price but this seems like a straight up scam. Now I understand the motivation of pushing out the shoddy "self-driving" mode on Tesla cars, its to further boost the stock price and Musk's wealth. See this review of it on the streets of Oakland: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=antLneVlxcs

Isaiah C

We need a whole McAfee series

a clash of purple

God, it is so easy to scam people. I need to go find some rich people and tell them "Hey, I have these invisible anal beads that connect to my phone and tell me what temperature my prostate is, no I won't show them to you or provide any credible evidence that they exist, now give me 100 billion dollars you fucking worms." I'll market them to women, too, just tell them "Hey it's really important for women to track the health of their prostate, give me more money."

fjfffffddd

Seeing a lot of comparisons between McAfee and Elon

Hazzy

robo cock

Science Officer Stefanie

Yeah... except the only way investors will take you seriously is if you start out with some money. Remember the Juicero? It was literally started by one of the former CEO's of Coca Cola. All of these shite ideas come from people who have more than enough money to retire on some island in the Caribbean but they don't because they have actually drank the Kool Aid. Doing more to make line go up while simultaneously trashing the planet to make it unlivable is their only master. So unless you won the birth lottery it's back to the mines for you!

Arielle Curtin

Liz: also a h8r but big mystery to me is why China is allowing this scam to take place on their turf. Any thoughts?

Capulet

excited to hear y'all get into the TSLAQ saga for ep3. contra what the Tesla lemmings want you think, we're still grinding and trying to educate heads about ole Musky...

pod accoster

I love the show and the production, but in this Musk series, the mics and their overdrive sound very metallic to me. Not a pleasing mic/distortion--more buzzy and hollow than warm. Reminds me of the Rode NT2

Matt Norman

ENERGENCY EPISODE ON MCAFEE PLEASE

Jeff Dunn

Learn how to drive lol

W Milly

need da McAfee content!@

IHaveHemorrhoids

Elon go to space and he further the space fight.. fraudster or goat man? He eat bacon. You know the end to this. Review

Breakaway

@BigBoi gotta charge up after checking out the fossil beds

August_E

What’s the song that plays at 32:09?

CL

Recharge & Revolt, The Raveonettes

Julian

Great series but your take on chiropractors is fucking retarded.

RickinSF

For decades, a Technocracy Inc. storefront office was out on Balboa St., somewhere between 25th and 35th Aves. (I draw from imperfect memory.) But it had a sign overhead sporting the "yin-yang" emblem and a few slogans. Definitely retro.

Randy Hendrickson

Liz, I'm Gonna be that guy, again. This article from the Union of Concerned Scientists explains why EV's are better than gas vehicles even when their power comes from a power grid that includes coal fired power-plants. https://bit.ly/3y5PoUP

Comedy News

True. There are of course other costs, like what are the batteries made of and where do those raw materials come from..

Randy Hendrickson

Everything has costs. Gas motors require metals that are not required by electric and vice versa. And It would take quite a lot of badness on electric's part to offset the badness that has always been and will continue to be a part of the fossil fuel extraction industry. Battery tech is pretty recyclable as well. Yes, lithium mining sucks, but all resource extraction sucks.

Luccia

cars are flatly bad Musk is trying to market a green capitalist's solution for an issue that is inextricable from capitalism

Sam

Kurt, I think it's key to know that the cars are fast and cool but only ever for rich people as they cost far too much to make.

Sam

As other people have probably told you, you don't *need* to be that guy, car and truck infrastructure is the real problem, and you are presenting a false dichotomy.

Randy Hendrickson

Hey, I'm all for public transport over individual vehicles any day. The REAL problem is our fucking military. But whatever.

Ben P

most magnamonious ep ever

Quinn Malecki

Just here for mentorship. Is Brace still looking for mentors?

Quinn Malecki

Nevermind, I was thinking of protege when I wrote that. Hah. I can’t mentor.

Oatmeal

Returning to this series yet again. Liz was in her fucking bag

Giorgio Angelini

Sorry new to the patreon here. But do you have a place here for sources? I'd really like to know more about this Standford issue and the lawsuit you described that revealed he never attended.

QUARANTINE DREAM

"...company says the tzero (pronounced "tee-zero," not "chair-o") has compared favorably in acceleration tests..."