MERCHANDISE IS UP (Patreon)

greetings to the Patreon. Do you remember when I was like hey we're gonna have shirts. Do you recall that. I recall that fondly. It was one of the best days of my life. Not for anything to do with the t shirts. It's because I was able to draw and fire on a rock and roller at the rock and roll duel. I slayed a man in a KISS t shirt.  he bled through a big fucking hole in the head of Peter Criss like he was a girl staying over who started her moon cycle 

I went to his funeral!!! For some obscure reason he was buried in the clothes he had died in---W 36 L 28 Levi 511s, KISS t shirt (minus large hole in Peter Criss' face), several chains and a base ball cap. His mother wailed. She said: WHY COULDN'T THEY GET MY BOY A NEW SHIRT?

I told the hag hey baby don't worry. I got it. You need a shirt? It just so happens that today the TrueAnon x Supreme x Cookies Merch Drop is occurring. AKA as the best day of your mother fucking LIFE, lady. She smiled like an aunt and hugged me really tight. THen I hit her with the link

www.trueanon.com

Now her son is able to be ushered across the river (you know the one) by the boatman in style. It's well known that the boatman absolutely despises hates with all his guts the band KISS because he only listens to podcasts. The podcast he loves the most? Why this very one right here. He uses ear buds to listen. 

These are technically limited edition shirts. I'm putting them up on the regular online later today so don't snooze. We have hats too.

I told the boatman and the grieving mother this and I will tell you too: THE TIE DYE SHIRTS RUN SMALL. Ok. I repeat THE TIE DYE SHIRT RUNS SMALL. It's also hand tie dyed so thank you to copycat press for that and everything else. 

Ok thanks a lot. Gotta catch the last Concorde to Israel. Just playing.  This is a draft we're saving for when the shirts are up. I could be dead for all you know by now. 

If I am please weep for me love,

Brace and the TrueAnon Team!