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Episode 228: Elong-Elong Marcos (Patreon)

Published:
2022-05-26 12:33:43
Edited:
2022-05-26 12:37:10
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2026-06
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We return astride a white horse and take a peek at Mr. Musk's recent troubles. Brace comes back from the Pacific theater to talk guns, goons and gold.

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PequodPod

Oh shit! I needed some Trueanon!

William

What kind of white horse, like, as an old ass king or something or like the death guy on the pale horse

Dan

I dislike this new intro!

Jay

oh it’s nice 2 have u back :)

12 o Clock in the Midnight

Elon is so fucking weird. Making his air hostesses becoming masseuses. Its just like epstein. The world richest man is an incel. Never should we ever experience imposter syndrome.

Josh F.

Thank goodness. I was getting worried about Brace.

Vero

Liz, I am equally triggered by Elon. Makes me long for a Ted Kaczynski redux.

Don Workman

YC Rulin again on that intro remix

Dan

Seriously though, Liz needs to do a financial podcast

Graham Hoese

Well, well, well. Thought you'd never show your faces around these parts again.

gen~

i think predilection for massages are part of the bourgeois pathology

Buster Malino

Was getting worried brace died 🙏

justdave

I'm gonna break my rule and listen to this on my hour drive to the horses- I hope I don't crash as my eyes become pin wheels and the theme song from 'the prisoner' starts playing

justdave

Nevermind, fuk you Brace! Monkeys are our friends, we don't have sex with them, no matter how tempting it is!

Ascetic Blur

Listen I'll be down here in Houston giving hand jobs for horses.

John Swan

I love that now we have another global disease primarily affecting gay men, people go straight to joking about having sex with monkeys..

Null_null

Is Elon another Long COVID king?

Fuji Prince

Brace has been listening to too much pod ab list

Grace

I missed you guys so much it’s embarrassing

Munir hakim

Damn brace my girl just got back from the Philippines u better been on another island otherwise I’ll have to make love to you

Kate Baldwin

Don't leave us alone with chapo again :[

BryceSprungstein

I'm so excited. I heard Brace was away shooting/consulting on his Netflix produced biopic series 'Brace Under Fire'* staring Penelope Cruz as Brace, with the part of Liz being played by Zoey Deschanel. *Initially called 'Goodness Bracious, Great Balls Of Fire' but they changed it.

5k Race Warrior

After the rev when we reboot Magnum PI as a show about retired and shirtless communist guerilla in shorts and a mustache, Brace's long-form "ah that reminds me of when we were doing [something illegal] in [country]" would make him THE perfect Higgins.

Night Zoo

Did we get the OG pizza logo back, or is it a glitch in my iOS app?

Maxwell Harkness

i thought the whole buying her a pony thing was some sort of epic nerd thing.

tove

In the south pacific family titles like "cousin," "aunt," "uncle" don't work the same way as the west. Like if someone is around the same age as you, in my experience, you're just going to call them a cousin whether there's a lot of blood connections or not.

TrueAnonPod

Yeah but everyone there literally was a cousin I made sure it wasn’t just a figure of speech lol

kenton

does Lizz rlly know about Buying Companies laws? ELI5

NYCM&AHole

Liz, M&A is my bag, baby. It says so in my patreon Username.

Treppy

the new qanon anonymous pairs well with this ep you guys should check it out. it will make you scream. they discuss psy ops in the Philippines!

Terry Kenney

Brace scouting locations for his upcoming film "Apoplectic Now: The Rise of Musk."

Brian

Annnnnd we’re back

Scooby

But at what cost?

Scooby

But at what cost?

lolwuthappend

So where do we think Liz means when she refers to her vacation destination as"the periphery"?

Cletus Bocephus

Did YC slow down the intro music or is that just the covid fucking with my head

justdave

Horses too, samantha fukn B just did a segment about the rescue I work on

Alex

Sounds different to me too maybe I have covid

sir peepus

Lol ty for the mr. hands ref

Natalie

as much as i want elon to publicly crash, burn, and D*e, weird annoying men always pull themselves up by the bootstraps somehow!

Zzz

I feel Liz’s hate on Elon fr. He’s a manipulative c**t. I want to shoot all of Elon’s loyal little minions to space along with his stupid rockets.

Pete Kat-Chu

Twitter shareholders sue musk for stock manipulation. Here we go.

Jake

when Liz said “everyone’s a fucking loser.” Se was right

Karlach

Stonestown just got a chick fil a it’s time to return

tMinozaJ

“I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it!” -Coindexter

Shiv

I’m sad I was wrong about Brace (I guessed Cuba) but I’m happy Liz hates El*n as much as i do

Christian Bendillo

Elon the job creator creating jobs in the essential pedophile podcast sector of our economy

TrueAnonPod

If your old lady was where I was there is something seriously wrong with the chick

Damien R

Ask the Pullman porter's how it ended for them. jOB CreAtOrs UNITE

Fuji Prince

You just said a couple things in this ep that sounded like things they would say lol

Eli

I would legit buy a sash from the merch store that said "Mr Boils"

Eli

it would be extra awesome it was reversible to say Mr. Baby Mayor

H G

Brace is brilliant and wonderful and handsome for paying attention to the philippines <3 <3 <3

AKorgar

It's cause they're the admins, they gave themselves infinite respawns

Sean Earl Beard

I home my Patreon bucks go to more reporting like this. Legitimately cool stuff

malpertuis

Haha, I feel called out - I did my anthropology undergrad work at SFSU (next to Stonestown) studying Filipino families who lived in the Bay Area in the 90s after the fall of Marcos. They owned lots of 7-11s, I drank lots of slurpees.

a clash of purple

I appreciate you guys keeping an eye on Elon, but I don't get why he gets under your skin more than any other rich person.

Shiv

i worked and shop****** there - your story is better!

Shiv

3rd world was mentioned so i’m leaning not a US-controlled island

LIL CHEEKS

The communitys of bots on twitter is bad asf, but reddit n instagram might be worse...

Svid

Brace make Liz watch Mr Hands

Svid

I would guess from being in Cali. This place is full of Tesla dweebs that never shut up about how deep they can cram Elon's little nuts down their throats

Professor Jokes

Brace Belden getting American leftists to feel involved in a former western colony's politics! That's unthinkable...

Emry

Glad you made it home safe, Tex!

Natalie

it sounds like the old theme

TrueAnonPod

Actually according to the analysis of the CPP it’s still a semi-colony

Hugo

y’all should do an episode on how heidi Fleiss is a sex trafficker/total creep who exploited the sex workers she “employed” considering chapo just did a bizarre hagiography of her

Yana Lysenko

Listening to Liz RAGE against Elon made my day

The Dee's Knees

Really glad to see you back again! Thanks for a great episode ❤

H G

*maybe* molly wants it to be a hagiography, but it's a pretty interesting history... also liz + brace are part of the voice cast

Maura Willey

i like brace field reporting. Good EP

malpertuis

Also I LOVE Liz SO MUCH - when she gets mad, I choke up massively.

justdave

Disembodied phantom trapped between the realms

becks

Hear me out, an adult baby sash

justdave

Wrooong, the only way you survive this world is support, if Elon Bust had 'bootstraps ' he'd be just another balding college educated asshole- instead of the hairplugged demon he is now

justdave

As someone raised building barns and trimming trees with the American phillipino community, thank you guys for covering this incredibly difficult part of the world to understand- I get it it seems silly, but it's actually horrifying and heroic in its vastness of a topic- your kinda the only people who even try

Welfare state

Great episode, but when are you calling up Sison my dudes?

AKorgar

Great episode, never been so entertained by someone's vacation slides

AKorgar

"semi-colony" Maoists amirite

Jake Reynolds

Just realized recently the intro was a twin peaks flip🔥

Nathaniel Weiner

Always theraputic to hear someone who understands how annoying Elon musk is

HATERSLAYER420

can you elaborate on this or link me somethin? i listened to the chapo episode completely ignorant of who she is and im curious (but not surprised lol) as to her being a sex trafficker

Mareshka

Lmao stonestown

turbinity

brace has got “lesions,” alright… legions of fawning fans

00000000000000000000

I had no idea when i chose my Patreon name I would be making a Filipino political statement. But now I feel like Michael Bolton in Office Space. Fuck it, let him change his name.

j

Brace occidental has no grad program

Colin S

Has there been any deep dives into Elon and his fake internet? My dad worked for Hughes Network Systems for like 40 years and I can’t fucking stand to hear about how “revolutionary” this will be. He doesn’t even pretend to market it to spooks like the NRO with SpaceX

E.J. Rollins

It wasn't even Ritalin in that Saved By the Bell episode, it was fuckin caffeine pills, lmao! 😆

Donna Oakes-Munro

Took the "Jeffrey Epstein" out of the theme music, did we?

Melvin

Refreshing to hear someone who hates Elon more than I do