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Episode 266: The Yassification of Kyle Richards by the Coward Doctor Diamond (Patreon)

Published:
2023-01-24 16:12:41
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2024-10-11 00:15:58
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2026-06
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We take a trip to Buccal di Fatto with SNL's Sarah Squirm as she and Liz teach Brace about the the Real Housewives, Ozempic, and a bizarre procedure involving sewing cheeks

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kiki

kyle is like a second mother to me

Sarah

we love a little something for the girls!

Jon W

Counting down the days till Austin.

Vero

Almost screamed when I saw this. Can’t believe my 2 favorite worlds are colliding

Michael S. Judge

Do you hear that silence, Brace? The resonant hum of Nothing itself? That ... that is the sound of one cheek clapping

Tobias

Love it when y’all swim in these shallow waters. Would also love another Enty episode!

Svid

Damn was hoping for a funny one, jk jk I'm sure Sarah is funny despite being on snl

Adub

Same!!!!

cstenzy

She's like the one funny person left at this point lol

DH

Chloe Fineman is also funny but something about the format flattened her humor from the instagram days

Svid

Jokes on you for knowing that

Lanepiffin

Can we please make this a series? Sorry Aaron Good but this is way more important

Adam B

I'm glad im not the only one who really enjoyed potomac

The Dee's Knees

still hoping for 'here's something that women have been saying about me' to become a regular segment

Swimaroo

The Gourmand has a wonderful recipe for a red wine & buccal fat reduction

Dinosaur

is it not already?

kenton

every SNL cast member is a Monarch agent

Char Kelly

The count of Liz saying “mid” is currently up to 2 during the FY of the Smile

Frankie

Los Angeles FREAK department

EmmyO

Been on Trulicity (like Ozempic) for a couple years. It makes you feel sick all the time, my coworkers don't even bat an eye anymore when I go in to the bathroom and throw up for 10 minutes. Also, so much loose skin! I aged a decade over a year and a half. It's awful!

Siena

HELL YES

sir peepus

brace, my wonderful wife is a physical therapist. you should see if you can find one who can dry needle your jaw. she’s worked on a few folks with TMJ and it’s worked wonders for them

Zach

The Uptown

HD

Leg accident was at Le Cirque. Heather sent her over the edge but Aviva didn’t aim it at anyone specifically

fried egg

i was a singular gay man in a group of girlies asking you to do real housewives at a live show we love you liz <3

Lanepiffin

The boat ride from hell and shitting trip was the Columbia trip. The third best RHONY trip after Scary Island and the GOAT imo, Morocco.

Char Kelly

It’s like the first Utah episode for me, I’m fascinated but also extremely lost. But the Sarah/Liz dynamic is fantastic

brodie

On nye me and my friends were watching the ball drop on YouTube or something and during the hour leading up to midnight they were playing this insane documentary about these two women giving bbls in like a hotel room and they killed like three people.

stelle

When Aviva tossed her leg on the ground she told Heather to take it and that she’d crawl home

seth

from what i understand ozempic makes your pancreas release more insulin than it normally would, making you less hungry etc etc

Brian Long

“It’s International Womens Day… somewhere.” Lol

stelle

Morocco was so funny esp Luann on the camel

Sandy

Someone should chime in and tell ME how Ozempic works

TrueAnonPod

yeah it was the Uptown. Was never a bar I went to much when I was younger but I ended up there a lot later. I used to go to delirium a lot. that place sucked

Pearl

this girl is funny af. i don't wanna look her up in case i see a photo of liz and brace and it ruins the images of them i have in my head

Jeffrey Sierputowski

Liz, you need to watch Ladies of London. Also, Caroline Stansbury was in Epstein’s black book, and she said she knew him and Ghislaine. Also, in the fist season a lady named Noelle Reno’s fiancé committed “suicide.” His name was Scot Young, a property developer and was good friends with Boris Berezovsky.

Liz Gee

I need that picture of Kyle linked

Bud Light

FINALLY I CAN MAKE MY WIFE LISTEN TO THIS SHOW

Demented Avenger

James Franco tried to freeze the world on General Hospital? WTF?! They did the "freeze the world" storyline back in 1981! I watched that every day after school back then with my babysitters.

ryder

YC at it again 😎😎😎

Lcfitz

I could listen to 10 hours of this please more

AS SUCH

Love u all for finally bringing real housewives into the mix 💓

Julia

I literally had my first booster and filler on the same day, November 2021....

Tobias

TMJ botox is life-changing if you have jaw pain/popping/grinding. It’s helped me so much

Tobias

Also for TMJ it doesn’t mess with your facial expressions. Let me know if you have questions!

archipelago_go

i know what dry needling is and that it can help, but goddamn is that a bad name for a medical procedure

Olivia

Botox for TMJ is what transformed Bethenney's jawline!

K H

I prefer this to anything about ghosts. They're too scary.

Ed Carney

Not gonna lie I followed the Utah episodes better than this, but I will sit down and let women talk

Madi

One for the ladies

Matthew Black

I’m getting nasolabial fold enhancement

Michelle

The concert butt injections! I don’t usually pay attention to stroke like this, but this one has entranced me since it broke years ago. It wasn’t just straight cement: Oneal Morris mixed cement, mineral oil, superglue and Fix-a-Flat together and then injected that into a butt. Her own posterior was an example. She charged $700. Morris also did used this concoction to fill out facial features, which ties in nicely to the filler discussion.

Matthew Black

Is Brace talking about ascites? It’s sad and terrifying and implies imminent liver failure

shante

add brace the house down to wikipedia

Daniel Villarreal

Signed up for the patreon finally literally for this episode.

Sarah Jay

Ok, I need links to these photos you're talking about ~1:16:00

Jackson Lahey

listening to Brace talk about RHOSLC is like something so perfectly curated for me it’s hard to believe it’s real

AK

This is the most important podcast episode to ever exist in the history of media

AfroCommie

Omg I found out about the veneers last year too 😂😂 shocking truly my goooood

Clara Applegarth

Love the housewives content! The fusion I didn’t know I needed 🥲

lauramcpatreon

When Martina McBride sang “this one’s for the girls” this is what she was talking about, perfect

Reece Coren

imagine going to squeeze ur girls ass and ur hand breaks cause its made out of concrete

Mugiwara

ima girl and this is for me

JerJin

Glad to hear Brace is a fellow TMJ warrior 🙏

NobleStrings

Sarah is one of the best guests in a long time. So fucking funny

Jorjor Wel

Need to know what Liz thinks about Diana Jenkins

Junior Carmichael

I have no idea who is on Snl nowadays so this could be a prank episode and I'd never know.

pzd

hope this eps better than the last one lol

tove

yes, salt lake city and utah is like a mlm haven everyone gets into them here

Katherine Moss

I don’t know what’s going on here, but I don’t like it.

thenewseb

What podcast is this??.?

anna

does it feel weird in the sense that you lose certain (not painful) sensations in your jaw/tmj area? My dr recommended it and Ive been considering it for a while but the idea of loss of feeling at all of numbness in areas unnerves me

Tyler Wilson

My mind changed the title of this to "The Yassification of Kyle Rittenhouse" iIwas 25min in going, "what the fuck going on "

Slurpy B. Kewl

Brace is 100% right- OC is spiritually closer to SD than LA.

Marcus

All Julia Roberts movies are rom-coms because it's impossible not to love her.

LordDuder

You gotta take notes for the Utah episode.

Sam Zeng

Very refreshing ep

Ben Frawley

This is the episdoe I didn’t know I wanted. This was great

Clare O'Brien

Thank you so much for doing this

Bridget Cheney

I could have listened to three more of these episodes !!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

lilfukka

Love from SLC

Discount Cagliostro

I don't watch any of those shows but I would start if they released a weekly recap show. This was oddly great.

DH

Thank you for this - from the trueanon gay guy caucus

Soda enthusiast

People are getting buccul fat removal so they can look like hons

dani loose

brace it is wild to me that you knew about the amsterdam table fight, the man does his research

Seth Aronovich

Probably the most horrifying and world-changing ep yet.

dani loose

also seconded that there should be a real housewives of Marin or Walnut Creek

Stephen David Miller

I don’t watch Housewives but this is possibly the greatest title of any podcast episode in existence

Vero

Omg Ramona weeping in bed. And the fortune teller!!!

Michael S. Judge

The best piece of Brace advice in the history of the show is "Women really don't like it when you tell them that something is the global average"

Vero

LISTEN, LEARN, DO THE WORK

Vero

Oh god yes

ChelseOrElse

I work in an ER and I haven’t seen anyone come in who’s on Ozempic, but I’ve seen people who were on Ozempic and had to switch to the generic form due to a shortage of brand name and they’re having liver issues.

Neha

Incredible episode

justdave

I can assure you Brace, you are real. It's the rest of us that are make-believe

justdave

And probly kidney and pancreas shit too huh? we literally live in 1894

justdave

Also God bless you

Pat

Best episode

Pug_luvr

This is not the content I subscribed for. I know it's hard to keep up with a weekly release schedule, on top of a tour, but with almost $100k/month you could afford to hire/subcontract a writer or researcher.

KW

Don’t forget to support toothless not homeless y’all - bums need veneers too 💖

Chris

This episode was so fucking stupid. Please, please don’t go this route with your content.

Emioly

Sarah sounds just like deena from jersey shore

Emioly

This episode was for the girls and we love Liz

Zach

the Uptown is now worker-owned which is pretty miraculous for SF/ I used to go there & read + jukebox. Delirium? now has a palpable darkness you can feel from the street tho the back room was kind of cool when it was in use. I'm pretty pos I got roofied there in 2004

Michael Ouderkirk

You wondered at one point if any men are getting their buccal fat removed? Well, have you seen a recent picture of legendary guy's guy, TOM BRADY?? A 45 year old quarterback who looks like a 19 year old twink that you'd scream "pick up a foot ball" at.

Gasbag

Ok but this was the best episode ever

rutjake

this episode is so funny and packed so full of jokes that the slam dunk pun “driving ms. bracey” barely registers. god bless.

Tan Tan

best. cold open. ever.

Maddy

This ep is so funny and wonderful and from now on it’s what I’m going to point to as a perfect representation of Who I Am

Julie D

True anon does r/redscarepod

TrueAnonPod

That’s cool about uptown…delirium always was really dark…nasty soul to that place…my friend who worked there died

ploob

More Vile Jewess! More Vile Jewess!

Katherine Lewis

it’s okay to have a silly fun episode as a treat

Aurelie

The title should be how to get a girlfriend !!

Lucy

As an unmarried lesbian I do not understand how an un married lesbian can be a Housewife

Lucy

Also her turn to eyelashes

Rioluke88

Sarah could be a regular 3rd mic and the show would be better for it.

Zach

v sorry to hear about your friend-- i knew some people that bartended there but it was so long ago it's hard to remember. I work at the Roxie now somehow & so I walk past there all the time. I don't know if it's a getting older thing or the shift in neighborhood or what but it seems gloomier than ever.

Buster Malino

Yung chomsky was on fire today. He deserves at least 1 dog treat before you throw him back in the cage

Chloe

ive never commented on a patreon post before but please do more of this im begging you it’s like if you asked an AI to create my ideal podcast ep

ChelseOrElse

Just because there’s so many haters. As a lady, I appreciate this content.

Kerri

Seriously one of the greatest episodes of all time although a deeper dive would be fantastic. Also, the sex divide in the comments is glaring, which highlights the importance of examining this shit seriously. I found the story of Juliana Custodio and Michael Jessen from season 7 of 90 day fiance to be especially 👁. A 14 year old from the favelas, recruited for modeling, separated from family and housed with a bunch of other young "models", meets Michael as a yacht girl, is questioned by immigration about prostitution, and so much more. It's Epstein shit right in front of your face, packaged as glamor and romance, all while framing a 19 year old yach girl as a devious gold digger.

Kerri

I think so

TrueAnonPod

Oh shit does Peter purple pants still work there. I love the Roxie. Used to go to the foreign noir film festival there. I fought my friend max in front of roky Erickson there and had a date barf during a showing of trash humpers there

Kerri

You just listened to 2 experts who've spent a decade plus diligently studying this topic. What are you talking about

Zach

Peter Juvinall! I haven't thought about that guy in a while, doesn't work @ Roxie anymore hope he's ok. Both Roky Erickson + TRASH HUMPERS sound perfect. I'm an idiot & gave away tix to see him at the Chapel bc I was depressed-- & then he kicked the bucket not long after RIP.

CMann

Im a housewives novice, which one do you guys think I should start with?

meyer

Agreed

meyer

rhobh

meyer

this was so so good. brace the house down

mimi

def RHOBH, orrr RHONY - the early seasons are canon

Cee Eff

There's only so much upward inflection a lassie can take

Preston J Richardson

When do y’all start talking about Jen shah I’m a bisexual woman on my boyfriends acct

james

Sarah was hilarious (duh). Fun episode. All the heavy and sometimes boring shit you guys talk about, I'm not mad at a fluff episode.

Natalie

i randomly watched some of salt lake city and that was my first exposure, there's a girl who is like married to her grandpa or something? highly recommend

Corey Reynolds

If you guys ever do a Waco branch davidians episode(and you should) can I act as a consultant on that ep? I was raised there and lived there when it happened. You could do it before the OKC bombing ep. Just an idea and an offer.

Zzz

Genuinely surprised that Liz watches that housewives shit

Kyra

this episode was a gift. thank you

justdave

My pastor warned me of women like you

Natalie

so wait genuinely why would you give people claiming to be "business consultants" so much money if you don't actually have a business? 6 years is also nothing if she's been allegedly doing this over a decade like wowzers

AfroCommie

Listen san fran gon have real tech men and they're all gay

Lior A-H

im gonna have to say rhonj sorry fellas

camel

I could have listened to this for hours it massaged the folds in my brain so well

Natalie

except i don't wanna die after listening to it

Natalie

she is so fucking funny lol i just rewatched jersey shore and i was living for her antics

Natalie

well it's what i subscribed for so what are we gonna do here

Natalie

a podcast! it's where 1 or more people sit down and have recorded (not filmed usually) conversations on various topics and issues.

Ryan Dahmer

I am the real housewife, drinking Diet Coke all day for caffeine.

Holly

she threw the leg at heather!! aviva threw her leg at heather!!

PrinceVocalFry

This episode was like a special edition box of cereal: TrueAnon: Oops All Riffs!

Turlough Kelly

I'll be honest, I was lost for 95% of this episode, but it was worth it for Brace's "Honey, I Shrunk the...." line at the end

I am become reply guy

This is our dessert for being good all year and eating our The Game vegetables.

kenton

as an SNL cast member isn't she working with flight log VIPs all the time?

Seth

Is it crazy that I got my first ozempic ad after listening to this episode

Insights from Psych NP

Ozempic works but u can get generic semaglutide from compounding pharmacy for less. Same stuff. Need a prescription though.

Jessie Cherbak

You’re right, that was what came up when I googled it. She was working out of Miami though, and Brace seems to think there was someone in SF doing the same. Multiple butt-bandits

porridgeluvr69

i fucking loved this. pls have a regular one like this like once a month

Patrick Cleary

not enough love for atlanta in this episode

Insights from Psych NP

It's got phenylalanine in it, a neurotoxin. Causes anxiety and brain tumors in rats. I quit, only 1 a week now.

Steve Jobs (of Apple)

ozempic is the same thing as wegovy, which is approved for weightloss. there are other meds out there with a similar mechanism and they all seem to work well, they're going to be game changers for obesity. i've got mixed feelings about it myself but i can't deny it works.

Leah

Ooooo never thought about this!!

Micah Klayman

Have you guys done Marc dutroux yet?

masha yermakov

There is a house wives of Tel Aviv🫣, it was called The rich women in Hebrew

K H

Noam Chomsky should do the soundtrack for the TrueAnon video game where kids can learn real life lessons and they play by sitting their ass down to LISTEN.

G. Sandwich

i’ve been waiting for an episode like this FOREVER, and sarah squirm is the absolute cherry on top

Kristen

👎👎

Michelle

I recall seeing something about how these “doctors” provide these services to fellow trans community members because they can’t afford legit medical procedures and desperation leads them to these quacks. I’m sure there’s quite an underground out there.

danny

brace thank you for straight man real house wives visibility

Michelle

I feel like this episode was made just specifically for me. I laughed out loud in the gym to Brace's reaction to Scary Island, the time they all got diarrhoea and Vicky Gunvalson. I would love more of a deep dive into the life of Kim Richards (coz I think she was exposed to some dark, dark things as a child actor and did kyle steal her house? I thought Kim was just drunk when she claimed that but now i know Mauricio is dodgy i kind of believe Kim). Also mini deep dives into Heather Dubrow's finances, Braunwyn's hippy doctor mother, Kelly Dodd and Teddi Cougar Mellencamp's accountability coaching.

danny

tmj makes it so hard to eat pussy💯💯💯

Joseph Robertson

Brace, Mormons are not supposed to have caffeine. Some Mormons do it anyway but that’s not all that common

Danny

Bring back Ed Opperman

havva

my dad is diabetic and had to start taking ozempic for both his weight and his blood pressure. he was insanely sick from it during the first few weeks, throwing up every day, and lost 30kg in about 3 months. it's been about 2 years now and he still has to take it weekly to keep his systolic blood pressure stable/protect his brain basically, but he somehow built immunity for the ozempic cause he's back to his insatiable hunger lol

Elisa

This ep makes me feel seen and heard

fancy

Not to be weird but if Liz removed her bucchal fat ima kms

Erin Coleman

My contribution to this: Andy Cohen tipped me $5 on a $100 takeout order

Gabe

Brace's unflinching sex and the city 2 reference put me in my happy place and kept me there.

Zach Remington

You forgot to mention Carole Radziwill was in Epstein’s blackbook ?

Mike Bilbe-Taylor

Lmao at the people mad in the comments. I loathe reality tv but this episode was fucking funny. Keep up the great work, fam.

Brock Robinson

This is my favorite episode of the show. Dreams rly do come true.

00000000000000000000

I must be missing something. This is the second podcast I've heard Sarah on and neither time did she make me laugh or even chuckle at all, not once. I tried to watch a clip or two of hers from SNL but then got bored and remembered why I haven't watched that show in eons. Then I checked the Youtube comments: through the roof. Everybody is rolling in the aisles; she's the best thing to happen to the show in decades... I honestly don't get it.

Lewis

Have you been diagnosed with ASD?

00000000000000000000

Yes, I actually was diagnosed as autistic when I was a teenager. I remember that I was taken to a doctor's office, and the nurse there sat me in front of a TV with a VHS player. First she hooked me up to a heart monitor, a voice stress monitor, and dilated my eyes with drops, then she put on a tape, turned off the lights, and left the room for awhile. While she was gone this TV show I'd never heard of before, Saturday Night Live, started playing. After awhile the lights came on and a doctor came in with my chart. "You didn't laugh once," he said, shaking his head. "Not once. Not at Fred Armisen, not at Jimmy Fallon, not even at Kristen Wiig. Jesus. This is the worst case of autism I have ever seen." I thought for a second. It was difficult not to cry. "Is there any hope, doc?" "For you?" "Yes." He sighed. "With a case of autism like yours, " he said. "I'm afraid not. Oh, and also you're retarded."

orc

Buccal Di Beppo

Shiv

Me discovering Bling Empire in the same time frame of Brace diving into Real Housewives - this ep is NECESSARY for me

Shiv

Also SARAH IF YOURE READING LOVE U

Shiv

wow happy girlies in the comments >>>>> haters 🤗

Shiv

i’m only half way thru and every NBC drop makes me laugh harder YC love u

Shiv

but women love when he gives them a concrete booty at 18th and capp 💉

Shiv

+1 extremely bad vibes at Delirium and whatever it was before (The Albion??)

Shiv

my guess as well

Shiv

tell the Library of Congress, they’re collecting!

Shiv

Threads in face: see also Kane from Bling Empire LA

Shiv

Brace “Mr Small” Belden-Bottoms’ ability to make quips about media he hasn’t consumed remains unmatched

orc

weirdly attracted to Sarah Squirm cause she looks like a hot girl version of Adam Friedland

Tessa

Bye Chris lol

Tessa

Wait does the celeb who’s clearly on Ozempic and looks insane now have the initials MK??

Grace Mirtz

This might be the most important episode yet

Derwood

finally getting around to listening to this, on women's day. I am doing my duty, i am sitting my funky ass down and i am listening

QUARANTINE DREAM

yeah I like her well enough, I like that she's somewhat 'alternative' but she's just wayyyy too 'trashy rich girl from the North Bay in the UC Santa Cruz dorms just doing drugs and dropping out until she gets a family-friend hire at Netflix eventually'. besides acting 'edgy' (which i guess is attractive to similar-status guys for the few years they're in college) it's not actually very entertaining or funny.

Alex

I literally joined Patreon to read the comments on this episode bc I loved it so much

ploob

Two Hundred and twenty third!

Bushwack

Orange County is definitely more LA than San Diego. Good call Liz. (Brace stop embarrassing us dudes by being wrong, especially on the Ladies Special podcast. jesus christ fuck stop embarrassing me man, be cool)

Bushwack

Takeout? ok.

Erin Coleman

I was paid a servers wage ❤️

Bushwack

Rick and Morty bong is only beaten by the all-time classic “bong hit transplant”

Brett Rosenfeld

Please do more reality tv episodes with Sarah !!

Ruth Gemison

No intention of ever watching real housewives but loved this one!

Jamie Lee

This episode made me so happy. Thank you