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While on vacation in a foreign land, Brace stole an artifact imbued with dark magical powers and now everything is upside down — he’s sick, he can’t think, all his underwear is gone, etc. REAL new episode coming this week !!!! 

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Dr. No No No

It’s the Brady bunch all over again

Ryan Fox

Am I the first???

dominic

Anyone else watching the Wire rn

Posadist Tutor

I wish him a fast recovery. He's one of the podcasters of all time.

JB Bowser

I love you all! I hope Brace feels better soon

Brendan Callahan

Boss won’t stop telling coworkers I’m a cum dumpster. Late stage capitalism amiright 🙄

C. J

Hope you’re okay Jake

TrueAnonPod

This is the real adult baby episode my funky ass the ultra sniffles

Chris

Sniffles sounds like a brand of kinky 18+ diapers

Sebastian Puga

the fact you started the podcast post-pneumonia makes so much sense Brace. get well soon bud!

aficionado

i’m pretty sure Brace is a real life Indiana Jones, with a true passion for stealing artifacts and putting them inside a dusty museum 200 miles from any large city in the middle of Nebraska

minnie

brace has long covid

John Atherton

god has smited you so you can’t continue smuggling cursed artifacts for ISIS

Pádraic

get well soon brace! 💚

Marcus

RELEASE LIZ'S CRAZY EMAILS!

weedworf

Brace definitely watch fiddler on the roof. It is a great movie; and one of the best musicals of all time. It is a beautiful film

raychilldolezal

Does this mean rfk was wrong about the vaccine

shampooflasks

should have a reserve opperman episode in yr back pocket for times like these

c

love u too

TrueAnonPod

We used our two reserve episodes during the break!

pulled a muscle yearning

If you guys need info about jet bridges for the airline episode I work for an airport and do a bit of maintenance on em. I can tell you what all the buttons do on there. Also with regard to metal flying, did you know a 747 can take off with a gross weight of almost a million pounds? Insane, sounds fake.

Graham Hoese

Man you get sick a lot must have a weak immune system. No problem let me tell you about the power of sunning your balls

NYCM&AHole

Cue Cheech and Chong earache my eye “you’re sick alright”

saint fannie

havana syndrome claims another innocent victim

consumedmind

get well soon Brace <3 make some ginger, honey, lemon tee, sothes the throath and maybe helpes get well also :)

Jess 🐞

Can confirm Whole Foods has Mustard Bath. it saved me the last time I accidentally got cursed from Ritual Magick / had COVID

K H

I need to know the deodorant Liz recommended a few episodes ago but I can't remember the episode and I forgot to write it down. I'm sorry! It was from Bath and Bodyworks I think. Started with A? For the love of god someone help me! Community Support! Community Support! I need a splainer memberer because I can no longer form memories because my mind was destroyed by reels and now I stink!

H

Aesop deodorant

Jack

Brace has the damn mummy's curse

Kirk

Brace sounds like Brendon from Home Movies rn

Jacobo

I don’t have a beloved teddy bear that I’ve held onto since my childhood, I have a 4-year-old pair of underwear that lost its elasticity and has 3 small holes and 2 large ones.

Anon Ibid

Crowley was a famous mountain climber...

Char Kelly

TrueAnon transmission (written or verbal) are A+, also consider bringing back the listener Q&A format

Mr. Fortnite

I think Brace's curse transferred from this episode to my car because it decided to stop moving forward on the highway after I listened to this episode

Toddy Todd

I’m on nitrous and this is hilarious

TrueAnonPod

to clarify, I wouldn't use this *as* deodorant, but like, as a scent. it smells good! but too pricey for deodorant everyday etc. good for a spritz before leaving the house for freshness xx L

archipelago_go

Brace is busy working to unionize Warehouse 13

Finn Langley

Liz pleaseeee write more blog posts. Was very funny and enjoyable. Need more Liz emotive opinions plz plz plz 🙂

Isaac

I moved my wallet from back to front not because I lack solidarity, but because sitting on that fat thing was giving me back problems.

Justin Cox

This Patreon has gone to shit

Coleman

It’s a rhaphsody, A fugue

chronye

did u say mustard bath?

John Swan

“Let’s record one just for our most parasocial homies this time” - True Anon, probably

Brian Ward

The long COVID is real this episode

Russglish

More 20 minutes rambling episodes! Absolutely love the dynamic. Feel better CEO Rachel Jake!

Brian Ward

No mustard gas, he wants to get the phlegm up

Brian Ward

My dog has Aesop body wash

jack dulworth

My underwear is littered with holes. More breathable

Marie

Get well soon Brace!

Lydia Maria Child

I rarely wear underwear, but when I do, it's usually something exotic.

Tyler R

let's auction off those used undies folks

Gasbag

What was the artefact?

K H

Brace is at high risk by being bisexual.

Colemanonymous

They refuse to answer to the shareholders and its problematic.

K H

I am a dog so this will be perfect. When I roll about to mute my scent.

K H

Why are people counting episodes? Is it a psychological problem or is something coming? A number of power?

Svid

Do you have to mention youre cursed on dating apps?

Jaime Christley

If you didn’t enjoy this mini-sode, you’re a fake fan

Karl Childers

you don't have to put it in your profile but its rude not to bring it up by the 3rd date

Karl Childers

look we can all agree that THC vapes are too strong and also from satan but coming out against edibles is going too far

Grace

DO NOT BREAK THE ARTIFACT. Allow it to exert it's retribution and accept your punishment. I once took a bone from an unnamed ash covered city (of the gabagool variety) and it left me in a back and neck brace for months...

Mike Malloy

When you guys did the COVID's coming episode in January 2020 and Liz gave everyone a list of stuff to stock up on I did actually buy the Dr Singha's Mustard Bath like Liz told me to and when I got COVID last summer I used it and it was very nice, thank you Liz

Keanu

Damn. Sad to see that Racial Jake is down for the count.

S. Walker

brace get that mustard bath stat. it fucks you up in a cool sober way

S. Walker

also might i recommend the under armour boxer brief moisture wicking or whatever. keeps the swamp drained

Mark Owen

Mister Belden, what went on in your head?

Holy mountian

Where’s Brad Phillips at y’all are always sick

Brian Long

Air 👏 plane 👏 episode 👏

J zub

Get well BB

JB

Get well soon Brace, so you can work on the glorious "Charles, King of the Pedos" series I'm playing out in my mind.

GRILLMASTER

sick Brace sounds like Jason from Home Movies

Will Camfield

No but actually it leaves you more susceptible to pneumonia again and again, you needn’t ‘catch’ it from the outside anymore. Inflammation in the lungs can just crop up… take those prophylactics my boy. Ginseng, black seed oil, oregano oil, etc.

rutjake

y’all do be getting sick tho (feel better brace ❤️). also you getting sick on vacation is reminding me of the brad phillips episode, which has stuck with me.

punkademic

Sick? In this economy?

Lucas

???

Katherine

Woah I watched the first episode tuesday and just saw this comment

kelly

do yall have an episode planned abt the AMPTP / strikes? the AMPTP is so shady abt disclosing any information on its members.. what’s going on there?

babygurl

jesus. lasagna wallet. too real