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Episode 337: Does Elon Dream of Electric Weiner? (Patreon)

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2023-11-27 20:50:32
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2024-10-11 00:15:11
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WARNING: XXX EPISODE !!!! Based on a tip, the TrueAnon team dives deep into the rumored robot penis of Elon Musk — and talks Lovetron 9000, the SWAG method, Neuralink, dead monkeys, and penis beading.

Listen to our previous series on Elon Musk here.

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Ryan Fox

Robot penis rizzler

CJ

First lfg

Brendan Kneeland

It’s about time you got to the root of things

Char Kelly

The tags for this episode are off the charts

Hall wingfield

You guys lost me at "penis beading", think I'll skip this one

E-Den

Ah, yes. Finally. RoboShmeat.

BeanCurd

Not the investigation we want, but the investigation we need

cagey eye

read the description and softly whispered “yesss” to myself and pumped my fist

marley

read the notification and clicked immediately.. this is gonna be a good tale

Aaron Christmas

My penis works good so this should be a fantastical tale

bobbie

I think the cold open should be penis

Mike Malloy

Using the little can of pressurized air to clean the gunk out of the USB-C port under my balls so I can plug into a phone charger while I sleep

Drew

NOT HAPPY

MC

M m

Lu

Is the source grimes

AfroCommie

I flexxed my TrueAnon knowledge on Musk in a lecture on green credits 🙊

Rocket Kiss

‘Elon Musk looks like a bulldog on stilts’ - Liz. I think about this every day and laugh. Thank you Liz.

Randy Hendrickson

Human pelt selling is a hide hustle if I've ever seen one...

Anon Ibid

Ok so when I approach yall should i loudly announce that i have a gun or should I just have the gun out already?

pulled a muscle yearning

I can't believe Liz threw a big thanksgiving and didn't invite me. I really thought we had something going here

drewb

*muffled Windows XP hardware connect sound effect*

Nurtec Germanotta

“The pig needs its own tools so the pig can make its own Ferrari, but we don’t know what that’d be” 😂😂

Jacob

Sollder

Blank

Alas Anakin attained the rank of Injector Knight but never Master Injector

SoldierBlue

I used to work with a guy who had a pearl embedded in the shaft of his penis. It wasn’t electric. I didn’t know it was something you can do

ploob

New shit has come to light Liz

Jakupe

Penis.

Tyler

The weed is too strong now

Natalie

Holy shit this is gonna rock

Natalie

cause you paid for it chump

Eric

I’m on the ground in Austin if you want an operative on this baby farm situation. Perhaps I can deliver them from their bondage and release them into the wild, where they belong

turbinity

shame you all recorded this before he visited Bibi today

K H

use coupon code ThatsmyBagbaby911 on to get your Lovetron9000 and get 25% off your next cock pearling by PearlJam ™️

K H

Electric pussy

cori

has gua sha for the penile region been brought to the table yet

Josh Woods

starting two new bands called Swag Procedure and Castration Anxiety.

Char Kelly

Imagine now burned into my brain: wildling lumin cup for penile gua sha

Jeremy

Sensitivity on yung Chomsky giggle mike on point in this episode.

Jeremy hatrington

Normal people who haven’t been to jail probably don’t know that one of the first things people start doing in there is making beads out of dominoes and surgically (loose definition here) embedding them into the shaft of their penis. And I do mean JAIL, not prison. Dudes wait like 15 minutes after the bars shut before they’re pulling apart razor blades and going to work.

K H

I want hella smooth balls.

Shiv

Finally get to hear my first name come out of Brace’s mouth and it’s bc someone let Elon fill her turkey baster :(

Jawn Feddermang

Too many ads on your Lovetron9000? Try my new software CockBlock.com

K H

Liz loves being cold. Wtf?

jay alan

Watto at the blade rave

Jen

I want to see this sweater

K H

Wearing condoms makes you a cyborg.

Axel H.

As a gay dude, I like a good dick-themed episode every once in a while, but the Chapo episode about dick implants leaking scarred me for life… Hopefully this will be less horrifying 😅

B

“is it knit? It’s Chinese.” gong moment or merch-op your choice

B

also, “working the inside. ROCKING outside”

Ty

Is Epstein egg pp swaggy?????

Ty

Bulbous in the middle??!!

Erika Stecz

I was about to drop a reference to that. Make 'em say Ugh.

Elliot Smith

Clue me in on the viral woman they mention

Pte. Parts

As a self declared growing enthusiast, I have to clarify, width would be more similar to the diameter and girth would be circumference. Girth is really what matters. People hate on chodes, but honestly, I’d rather a chode. Love hearing Yung Chomsky comment on penises. We need his voice in the community.

Claire Simon

I used to work at realself ama

Alejandro Pepsi

You aren't wrong but atleast now I know to never get surgery to put lumps in my chump

C. J

😂

Simon Chivi

Stentrode is not nearly as bad as neuralink. Neuralink is inside the brain tissue. The stentrode is in the vein over motor cortex and won’t cause scarring etc in brain. It’s a more passive system too. It’s been great for the als patients who are already using it

ResilientBastard

Brace - give L-Theanine a try. Either as a supplement or just drink a bunch of decaf green tea later in the day, which has naturally occurring l-theanine. Works better for me than melatonin, doesn’t make me feel drowsy.

Simon Chivi

Stentrode is way way less invasive and tbh not something that would be that far off from an “elective” procedure. It very well could be commercialized in the next 10 years.

Noah Z

Might be the first time I couldn’t finish an episode lol

Dense Lightning

The first half of this podcast has provided me with some of the biggest laugh out loud moments recently. I’m really loving Chomsky’s background vocals on this ep too ❤️

j

Finally the truth

Bartlebee

100%, bald and lazy biohacking

Degrassi Knoll

Big miss @ 5mins We got a tip" Not followed by "just the tip? "

Stop the Spread

Meh, the dick thing. Just read it’s for those with ALS… whatever. 🤷🏾‍♂️ I’m more concerned with the paying your fair share shit. 🫡 No need to be ashamed! Whoever you are!

kaicycle

Jesus have these people never heard of a vibrating cock ring?

c8ln

100% perfect ep for the YC chuckle moments

Brian Long

Very interesting the poster on the biohack forum is user “DirectorX” … X? Hmm. 🤔 👀

hugomac

Strong Boys from Brazil energy on this ep.

Yvonne LaRose

For the title of this episode alone, you guys are my greatest heroes. I thank you. The continent thanks you. Indeed, the world thanks you.

Stop the Spread

I had to rewind a few times when they were going over the specs. These people are unhinged. Get a rabbit. Damn!

Anon Ibid

Go off liz! Animal liberation now!

Emma Hyche

My college friend’s dad invented the vampire facial…. He was a true freak

Doug Cartel

they should deepfake elon musck into a remake of Casino Royale where hes the mads mikkelsen villain and hes just as obnoxious and loudmouthed in the movie as he is IRL

sir peepus

Your Sweatshirt Is Chinese

Michael S. Judge

Liz's laugh at "Something's different. Why did you do that?" is one of the great windows into her soul

emalco

I like it when Liz talks about psychoanalysis, especially when Brace demonstrates classic resistance.

Doug Cartel

( I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY(shout out to malkavian mod)

Seth Aronovich

What's this plastic surgery review website? BMEZINE.com?

Blingo Starr

Please just do a full episode about OG deus ex

Anastasia Blü

I just want to know what BB's shirt looks like

Em Jay Walker

I worked for a urologist and for the penis pump to work they pop a nut out and you pump it up by squeezing your nut.

Jack Conlon

girth should be the diameter of the follicular cylinder

JB

I look forward to the day when proper cyborg me mercilessly mocks the backwards transhumanists.

South_Coast_Sheep_Head

I need that Berlusconi girth.. I will be contacting Dr. Schiller shortly..

whalecum2020_official

My homie had a literal domino (from the game, he said they shaved it down before “installation”) put into the skin of his shaft when he was in prison. I never seen it but one of my friends who fucked him told me it was real

K

Have y’all ever done a cybernetics episode? Would kill for y’all to talk norbert wiener and co., and they just scanned all of the whole earth catalogues and uploaded them online for free. It gets pretty libertarian pretty quick and is a super interesting historical basis for a lot of this hacking/DIY culture

Zzz

Wtf am I listening to/ paying for lol

K

wholeearth.info btw

The Children of Jack Acid

If a person with a penis widens their urethra so that another penis can fit INSIDE it, it's called "docking." Everyone wearing Dockers is into it.

Sqand

Lot of topics to address with this ep, but owing to space limitations, I'll just say that t-shirts are also knits

Norbur

I spent 50 seconds online, and learned about zombie weiners: "Another approach is when a substance like AlloDerm—sterilized tissue harvested from cadavers—is wrapped under the skin of the penis like seaweed in a sushi roll, resulting in a girth increase. This is called "off-label use"— AlloDerm is approved for burn therapy and reconstructive surgery, not penis enlargement,"

CJ

Alright Brace I feel you because I washed my hair every day because I thought that’s what showering consisted of and then a girl with a chelsea cut told me not to do that. So I did it once a week until a girl with a different haircut said I need to do it more than that.

Shadow Cabal

Silicon and silicone are 2 very different materials.

Mike Solan

I’m keeping both RSS feeds and you can’t stop me.

Stop the Spread

Apparently next episode is a doozy. I don’t know how it can top this one…

Natalie

that sounds like a horrible breakfast cereal

Grace

I gotta say as a clinical research scientist I’m really not sure how neuralink got FDA approval for a phase II clinical trial considering how horribly the animal trial went, I would LOVE to see their study protocol

The Children of Jack Acid

Maybe this whole episode is a metaphor for Gaza? Israel is trying to shove the domino of Gaza up its urethra in the hopes of more girth on the world stage?

April

#LetYCKeepHisMicOn

Mugiwara

this ep was ridiculously funny

Natalie

leave pigs alone brace.....

gardenwallflower

Correction- Huberman pod actually didn’t start until 2020, it wasn’t around before 2018 like Brace says

Natalie

you guys were getting so silly towards the end of this i personally loved it

sarah

unfortunately you cannot avoid being sued by saying “not actionable” before you say stuff :/

K H

What if I use my corporate name?

K H

I feel like there is no way they actually did.

DoItForTheGramsci

Jesus christ i wheezed at "Why did you do this" at work. too good.

Michael S. Judge

If there's one thing girls love saying, it's "Fellow girls, you gotta fuck the guy who got a domino cock in prison"

Michael S. Judge

Some days, I look at this shit world full of remorseless demons ... and I realize ... I'm feelin' like Watto at the Blade Rave

Byron Lagrone

first off, I'm a religious organization,

John H

Yeah, what IRB would ever be okay with non-therapeutic brain implants at all? Let alone this one in particular? My girlfriend is in a clinical trial for a brain implant at UCSF, and it was only approved because it's an existing therapeutic device (the study is on a new revision and application of devices that are currently used for seizure treatment) and the existing risk without any treatment is so high that it justifies the seizure risk from the implant (which still requires personality-altering doses of benzos to keep at an even minimally acceptable level of risk, and they had to stop and redesign the study eighteen months in to address the too-high levels of epileptiform brain activity). We're nowhere near mass-market sales just because of the invasive brain surgeries, biocompatibility issues, and potential side effects of ANY brain implant, let alone some speculative device motivated mainly by an even more BS belief about the current state of AI research (that said, BCIs do have enormous promise for cybernetic prosthetics, and will doubtless continue to be a very active area of research).

John H

Came here to 1) express shock that Liz does a real conspiracy podcast and has never played Deus Ex and 2) suggest Liz Plays Deus Ex as an episode/series/ongoing short opening segment topic!

Demented Avenger

Listen, I have never seen Elon's alleged penis, but I bet I could describe it. There's a head, a shaft, some balls, some hair, maybe freshly burnt hair, with broken mechanical doohickeys on it.

John H

Was he into extreme body mods or biomech generally? Or was he mostly normie and still somehow thought a penis implant was a cool idea?

Grace

Yeah there’s a lot of discrepancy in how Elon talks about it and how it’s framed on the neuralink website, it’s super vague they say the aim is “to help people with quadriplegia control their computers and mobile devices with their mind” but there’s been trials using ERPs from scalp-recorded EEGs for BCI since the 90s (I think) so they haven’t really come up with anything new or revolutionary except creating a new, more dangerous permanent electrode implant that will allegedly one day let us watch YouTube videos in our minds instead of our phones. I hope your gf is doing well and was able to get some relief from her seizures!!

Derwood

One of the most horrifying episodes you’ve ever done. Gonna have to listen to an episode about genocide or a mass shooting as a palate cleanser

Dick Warlock

Why isn't Yung Chomsky also a host?

Dick Warlock

He's hopping in all the time anyways! There can't be too many buttons that need pressing during that time. Just a put a mic in front of him so he can talk about Deus Ex in between adjusting the "gain" or whatever it is he does.

Gator lord

Thank you so much for scouring the internet for these things and presenting them to us so that we don’t have to. We love you.

Sponkly

Really enjoyed this, I’m the last living of the two Tsarnaev brothers

SoldierBlue

He was a Japanese guy. Apparently it’s an old school Japanese body mod. The idea seems to have a studded cock for extra stimulation. It made this the guy I knew walk funny for a few days

Dee Haytch

Damn, when that blade track dropped my teenage self jerked awake

Colin McFadzen

Love that we could actually hear chompsky this episode. You guys always ask him something and we can never hear what he says. Also, just like the guy. Let's here him

bruce

I need an entire episode of the guys vaguely describing videogames to Liz

Antipaganda

Sexoskeleton. That is all.

Antonio Kaisen

Brace needs to biohack his nuts and get a vasectomy lol

Jonathan H

“Is it a knit or is it cotton?”

schmusebaer

Watto wanted to say many things in his brief engagement with the hosts, among them that another collab with Death Corner is long overdue!

kelpey

who up studying the full extent of vibrational wienerific technology ?

River

Liz needs to enter her gamer era

Claire Simon

It was fucking weird, I made illustrations of different breast aug procedures, aaaaand I almost got fired bc I worked from home too much lmao

Vincent Fanizza

ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!

catherine white

Idk why they don’t just modify a pacemaker or spinal cord stimulator for this. Most likely if musk has this it was created at neurolink because that’s basically what they are developing there, tweaking cochlear implants etc where something to stimulate the nerves inside the pelvis would be very simple, or something that vibrates somewhere in or near the penis where a partner would feel it.

Isaac

But where does the air/fluid for the pump come from? That really confuses me

Donna Oakes-Munro

Would that home inventer be a tinkerer? Or…a dinkerer?

tove

I love that you guys met Grimes and cannot even admit to it.

w

Imagine being a worker at neurolink and you thought you were just there to torture monkeys, but then Elon comes in and makes you implant a vibrator in his cock

Sardonic

For real though Liz' life would be changed forever if she played deus ex all the way through

Ly Chee

huge portion of transhumanists are trans ppl. Josiah zayner formerly he him is now jo zayner she her. the netflix biohacking series made me super put off by the community even tho theres definitely intersting shit in there. basic definition indicated that glasses wearers and hearing aid users are also transhumanist

Ly Chee

also im pretty sure musks digital member is a result of his fear of robots and ai. he is a fraid he cant even compete with a 5 dollar pocket vibrator. let alone a high end ai sexbot with a massive chode

Ly Chee

also i think braces nerd hating is just self hate if you know who strider is and have an opinion on hobbits you are by definition a nerd

chorchy

Cow tools

Sarah Bee

I am begging Brace to read a single thing about Autism.

To w

The “holes in the brain” thing comes from an infamous retracted study [“Severe dopaminergic neurotoxicity in primates after a common recreational dose regimen of MDMA”] by Dr George Ricuarte. Media ran wild with “holes in the brain” when the study was published in Science magazine October 2002. In September 2003 ( after a year of snarkily defending his results from scientists who actually studied human use of mdma) Dr Ricuarte sheepishly announced that due to a (never fully explained) error, he had given the monkeys gigantic overdoses of methamphetamine instead of typical recreational doses of MDMA. Curiously this retraction was not given similar media fanfare. Ricuarte was well known for crafting studies that reinforced the logic of the war on drugs that grabbed headlines and secured funding. Subsequent studies by less ideological scientists posit that mdma is about as neurotoxic as ethyl alcohol

Lars

Bruh thinks Autism just means one who enjoys visiting Austin in Autumn. 💀

Jack

that's cool, but there's another scary claim about MDMA: that it makes you feel too good, that your dopamine receptors get fried and you can't feel happy again for years. can you also deboonk that or is it real?