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[CYBERNETIC ROBOT VOICE]

πŸ’‰πŸ’‰πŸ’‰GREETING AMERIKKKAN SUPERSOLDIER πŸ”« πŸ”« πŸ”«

Listen up FREAKS, it’s LIZ. πŸ˜πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’… WE HAVE A CSUPER CYBER CYPRISE FOR YOU, my little piggies (oink oink) 🐷 🐷 🐷 🐷 🐷 🐷

First thing is FIRST 1️⃣ πŸ™Œ

WE HAVE 2 NEW SHIRTS (LIMITED GET EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT) πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯  

πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘‰ πŸ‘‰ THE FIRST ONE IS in honor of all the fallen heroes (absentee fathers) 😞😞😞 

🚬🚬🚬DAD MIA GONE FOR SMOKES BUT NOT FORGOTTEN 😭😭😭:(:(:(:((( πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸš¬ 

πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά AND THEN WE PUT THE πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« CRAZEE EYES πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« on a LONG SLEEVE for all you cold shoulders out there warm up the jets (forearms) πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« with our cozy ass crazee shirt design πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά 

THATS IT 😏

😈😈😈 just playin BUT WAIT THERES MORE $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 😈😈😈

DID YOU KNOW???? IT IS TRADITIONAL AMERICAN PIG SHOPPER DAY !!! 🀒🀒🀒🀒🀒🀒🀒🀒🀒🀒🀒🀒

IN HONOR of our  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ NATIONS ADDICTION TO THE COMMODITY FORM πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ  we are di$$$counting aka CYBER $ALE 4 U : 20%?? 30%?? 35%??? IDK I DIDN”T DO THE MATH 🌎🌎🌎🌎  

CLIKKK HERE 2 C IT ALL !  πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘€ πŸ‘ˆ πŸ‘ˆ πŸ‘ˆ 

THATS RIGHT LITTLE SALE 4 U WE LOVE U AND CYBER DAY$

Find out 4 urself b4 it is all GONE GIRL :(:((((( like ur dad 😭 😭 😭 

ALRIGHT SEE U LATER πŸ‘‹ πŸ‘‹ πŸ‘‹ bye 

xxxxxx

L&B&YC 🌎🌎🌎

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Comments

Micah Daigle

i am afraid of getting a virus

Rob

Genuinely thought this was crypto spam

Mariah Nath

God I just love you all so much

Mariah Nath

WE NEED MORE DYED BUSH SHIRTS

Mike

I love this post. the new shirts are too expensive but I love this post

Julie D

This is so schizo thank you

Thackery

I appreciate that the first gun is capitalized after supersoldier

Natalie

just got my crayzee tote this weekend πŸ‘œ that DAD shirt is real tempting. can liz type more i like seeing her kooky side

cori

finally the thanksgiving chain text i’ve been waiting for

Jack

happy ThanKKKsgiving to the United (Fruit Co.) Snakes of $cameriKKKa

420_WEED_MANIAC_69

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ FIRE SWAG πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Shiv

we love u Liz 🫑🫑🫑 Hogs UniteπŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ·πŸ½πŸ½πŸ½πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–

Johan Stefonski

I just spent the equivalent of two 50 pound bags of racehorse oats on this slop. I will surely starve now. Thank you.

Tryg

Hi loves, I hope you are all well. Okay, Old Celtic Gay (OCG) here, messaging you live from the Anglo-Celtic Isles formally known as 'Prince Charles Playground'. While I cherish your broadcasts and the contribution you make to the cultivation of our collective minds, I don't think I suit your sartorial designs. You see my friends, I have dedicated my life to the acquisition of rustic apparel, items that are robustly constructed and elegantly cut. I love you, but I simply couldn't wear you. All the very best. Mwah Mwah etc. T x x x

will michel

i will always give you money you don’t have to do all that^^

havva

will u ever restock Cafe Lorenzo or is it joever

birk

Buying this on the installment plan

Jessica S

Is it a day for American’s that are pigs or a day for pigs that are American? πŸ€”

fade valorant

for some reason i doubt that liz wrote this

Matt Jolo

Liz didn't write this

marley

+1 crayzee shirt for me :D

Sarah

Need coindexter hoodie

Joebob

Please please please reprint the OBL shirt, I missed out

Nico

I also need this, but I feel like it would be antisemitic to wear.

Eric

Emoji Beethoven. sign me up for your emoji clinic

Gagortion

less long sleeves more muscle tanks

Kryn Benski

I just want a blue vinyl, Jack

Grenadine Vetch

The word of the year (Miriam Webster) of 2023 is fucking AUTHENTIC

K H

I am waiting Papa!

Khalil Robinson

In the time it took me to scroll and see all the lovely things I wanted - all the vinyls sold out πŸ₯Έ

Justin Zuberka

Please restock the bush did 911. For the big bois

TrueAnonPod

if it makes you feel better those have been sold out for like a year

Sean Carton

Damn it all nothing bigger than XL. I guess y’all protect the brand like Victoria’s Secret right?

minnie

less antisemitic coindexter shirt plz plz

Brendan Garcia

How you not get into the Pittsburg grinder scene?

HK

Hard to find anything that won't get me cancelled

Jay-Z Pants

What about a shirt that says Bush Did JFK and 9/11

Joey McIntosh

I've been waiting my whole life for this shirt... and for my dad to come back from getting smokes

Tryg

Oink oink 🐷

Lanabanana

Shipping $55 to Australia goddamn why u hate me

Bed of Roses

Another run of the Paris x Kashoggi pleaase. I need an XXL if you have one extra laying around.

Erik Knutson

Killing myself cause I didn't see the crazee tee in shop until now, if yall run it again I will buy πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™