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IT’S JANUARY 6— STORM  THE CAPITOL — THE BOARD GAME — Now available for sale at http://trueanon.com/stc

EDIT: Initial copies sold out... patriots in control... a few more copies will be for sale at 2pm Eastern... they will ship in February

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Storm The Capitol - TrueAnon Edition

Relive one of the funniest days in American history! Storm the Capitol is the world's first board game based around the events of January 6, 2021. Take control of one of 6 Patriots as you battle through the Capitol, collecting ballots, taking hostages, and fighting the police.

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varis leek

80 of my hard earned prolebux gone to establishment libs

Jameson Boyd

65 dollars? Too much money!!!

Zach Emmenegger

Copped one 😃. Can’t wait to play with my funky friends

A Allen

The only ethical consumption

Ryan Fox

Don’t have enough people who’d wanna play with me but I’m happy to see everyone get it :)

varis leek

We're gonna hafta get girlfriends involved to get to minimum size

Knicks Fan 1000

One of the perks of getting Covid on new years is I get to sit around and wait for this notification

Alberticus

Sold! I can't wait to make people uncomfortable

T K

Love this, but I think the TrueAnon audience would be more likely to buy a Solitaire deck.

Miz Mak

Ready to storm.

Jakupe

You win this time coindexter

John Sales

Sold out while paying!

John Podesta

Wow! This looks really fun. Can’t wait to play!

Bplusplus

its sold out already 😭

John Frasca

I’ll be in line the second round two release line it’s a Stanley cup at target

Eric

That was quick. I was slow to the draw because I don’t have any friends.

Tan Tan

It’s been 26 minutes how the fuck…

Vinay

Hey, guys! Since it's sold out, we have to play the game in real life. Who wants to storm the capitol with me?!

wonderfell

Do a Russia-Ukraine war board game next

Billy Gray

How is it sold out already?’

Harry

man I was watching the page and it still sold out. was this all an elaborate troll?

Give_Sodium

I beat the push notification like an autist

Subscriber 1

If it is, ill be a proud paypig 🐽

Liam Farley

Yeah I mean this isn't the next DnD edition it's literally like a fun bit board game.

Toddy Todd

Was gonna make a joke about what the next board game should be but I don’t think a Jan 6th game can be topped

Zzz

Lmao did you really sell out of this? Thats hilarious.

Josh

lol that was so fast

TrueAnonPod

Game was extensively playtested with nerds and others a shit of times just not publicly

Tryg

Stop the Steeeee...heeeal 🎶

ploob

Aw man, y'all played this at Thanksgiving didn't you?!

will michel

sold out already? iowa, you have shocked the nation

Jake Torrey

It says "shipping not available" when I put in my address. I live in Seattle too so it's not a hard place to ship to.

Jonah Lindblad

goddamn it shipping not available…

TBD

finally

Sardonic

got it. note that the second drop is in a different store entry than the original one, look in the store.

Jack Micockov

Will not accept any address I put in

Ash

not shipping to ct?

David

Board games read as pretty craft beer, polyamory. What happened to the TrueAnon I came to love?

Rob Ruenes

third edition perhaps???

MaPo

Why the fuck can't you just release enough?

J.P. McD.

And once you recover it’s immune boy winter

J Fitz

The trick for me was checking the page a minute before the hour and seeing it available already…

Karl Childers

im tryin not to be snarky but like how much liquid capital do you think an independent board game publisher has just lying around to print all the materials for a completely unproven game made by people with no track record of making games? they obviously have to do an initial print run to gauge demand & hedge their bets so they don't put themselves out of business printing half a million copies of a board game that doesn't sell

Mirana Ethreain

I WAS SLEEPING AFTER BREAKFAST im going to do something drastic

Kaspar Stähli

Fucking shipping cost more than the game 🥲

Eric

Same!

notme

CT BDS from TrueAnon

notme

Who sleeps after breakfast ?

Maya G

Guys the shipping is over $150 international… Can anything be done?! 😖😖😖

Keir Nuttall

$245 shipping to Australia. Yikes!

Mirana Ethreain

IM SICK AND TWISTED my brain isi FUCKED UP snowflake if you dont like that then go back to TWITTER

Dalton Wilcox Cowboy Poet Laureate

Thank you for making this game. I can already hear my estranged son's apologies after I find the 100 votes for Papa Trump. "You were so right pawpaw, the election was stolen." That is how Liz, Brace, and Y.C. healed America. I just want my family back.

Shane

is there any difference between the TA edition and the version that comes if we pre-order off creamhound?

Alex

Brace mentioned on hasanabi, the logo guy is on the box and it says trueanon edition, thats it.

Shane

thanks for the confirmation, just ordered the other edition and looking forward to playing with my wife and our most brain poisoned friends

RedJon

Shipping is bullshiT guys, I don't need it in 3 business days. What the fuck us wrong with USPS?

CJ

Bloody Capitolism

Amanda LaMountain

So sad I missed it by the time I checked (15 minutes late) they were gone

Simon Maraya

I bought a bunch and I'll be selling them on stockx. Watch this space

420_WEED_MANIAC_69

INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING RESERVED FOR BILLIONAIRE'S OUTRAGEOUS

Son Goku

It was a board game!??? When is the direct to vhs, "get fit with Yung Chompsky" series coming out???

Luccia

onlyfans exclusive, as of right now

varis leek

When's this thing comin

Stevan

The game arriving today and cost $122 CAD + another $44 CAD import duties to Canada. We gotta set up some kind of smuggling ring to save money.

Andrew F

Received and finished first game today, oodles of fun with the whole family! My pops was sold after he pulled the Mike Lindell cocaine event card.