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Episode 347: The Venerable Rebbe’s Crown Heights Hole (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-15 14:40:12
Edited:
2024-10-11 00:15:10
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2026-06
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We take a cheeky peek at various activists and organizers, including Bill Ackman, the beautiful Neri Oxman, the drugged Musk, and the Messianic meatheads digging holes in Chabad for the Rebbe.

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Jack

MOSHIACH IS HERE (in the hole)

Emma

I wanna know if Liz really doesn't recognize the questions

Robert Armstrong

Liz has seen things you people wouldn’t believe.

marley

Yippee!

leiper

The cheeky thing you're taking is a peek; I hope it'll be a while before you peak.

Jon Juan Travis Hallowell

James May got fired from a car magazine for an acrostic where he says the editor isn't doing their job.

NYCM&AHole

CRT? Cathode Ray Tubes? Hell yes, fuck this flat screen shit

drewb

I Literally Laughed Out Loud when I saw this episode. thank you so much

Michael S. Judge

Mehmet is still technically an employee of Faroush Zatar Media

ectoslavia

It is sad that brace has lost the posters urge. That means the only real poster left on the internet is Felix Bilderberger

Alex

“TAN FRANCE ISNT THAT ALGERIA” got me I’ll admit

Demented Avenger

Before they even got to the tortoise question, I was thinking, "Wow, this sounds like the Voight-Kampff test." And I've always known Liz was a replicant.

Jackiel

“Isn’t that Algeria” went unappreciated

Michael S. Judge

I walk into the Old Western saloon, throw my coat back to show my gun in its holster, and quietly growl, "Ain't nobody the Final Rabbi ’less I say otherwise, hear?"

MurseInDaPurse

The Nirvana the Band clip has me spiralling. Next tour you guys have to play the Rivoli (preferably in the summer time)

K H

Pick up the fucking turtle!

Jack

we gotta get onto (off of) the BAND (banned) list

TrueAnonPod

Im gonna dig a tunnel underneath it so we can book ourselves

K H

These dumb mother fuckers love trying to do secrets on email. Also what is she keeping quiet about that is somehow not secret?

K H

Brace is clearly the Chicken-head.

Demented Avenger

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy.

K H

Looked at Neri Oxman. Gooned hard. Post nut clarity I'm certain she has at least one living blood bag. She isn't hot, she is a vampire.

bdjohnni

The eunuchs would have loved Twitter.

K H

3 pointers off the center court. Israelis dancing on the roof. All those memories... lost...like posts in the chat...Time to goon. Goodbye.

alex

super fucked up that liz didn’t pick up that turtle :/ can’t trust even your favs

Chris T

Who gives a fuck about twitter

Brian Long

@liz did you like Dream Scenario?

Laurel

Did a core memory detect two seconds of audio from Super Nintendo’s Star Fox in this ep?

fried egg

liz i just finished sex and the city for the first time yesterday!!!!! charlotte and harry 4ever <3333

will michel

“bill ackman” sounds like an alias for “black man”

John Murphy

Tan France = Algeria, I heard this little bon mot Brace, and I take my hat off to you.

jrab

I did not have Liz Franczak fails the Voigt Kampf test on my 2020 bingo card but welp

Jed Levin

I just want to say that “tranche” with the echo effect is the funniest thing in all of podcasting.

Brian Stodola

I don't think I would pass the Voight-Kampff test either.

Seth Aronovich

We shouldn't be too knee-jerk about criticizing reports of well-poisoning. In 1948, as part of 'Operation Cast Thy Bread', zionists poisoned Palestinian wells with typhus and other biological agents. Palestinians were well aware of the zionist crimes at the time, but they were accused of 'anti semitism' and 'blood libel', common phrases used by the enemy to obscure their crimes. It was not until 2022, when Benny Morris, an extreme zionist 'historian' who openly supports the illegal establishment of the so-called 'state' of 'israel' admitted that this operation had actually occurred and been well documented within the supposed 'israeli defence forces' -and then covered up for 74 years- that the zionists began admitting that yes, they do in fact poison wells, and started providing spurious justifications for their crimes. They still call anyone who discusses this biological warfare attack, and the following incidents of chemical and biological warfare the zionist entity has perpetrated against civilians ever since, 'anti semitic'.

TrueAnonPod

I feel like it's pretty clear from what was said during the podcast that I was referencing a real anti-semitic hysteria in the 1300s revolving around Jews poisoning wells in Europe

K W

Ntbts hitting the podcast big time

jrab

I gotta plug The Rebbe’s Army by Sue Fishkoff again, good short general read on Chabad.

jrab

Also The Books of Jacob by Olga Tokarczuk , an epic historical novel about Frankism, which finally came out in English.

Angus Ash

i was immediately disconcerted to hear the Youthful Chomsky so close and so clearly on a mic, please have him resume the usual 50 paces away from a logitech webcam that im used to. thanks

Ian

I can't help but dwell on that I've really enjoyed a podcast episode about what is essentially forum poster drama.

Sheep

My question is whats going on with the chabad house they've established in gaza? They seem pretty zionist if theyre attempting to settle gaza no?

Everything Still Applies

Arnold Schwarzenegger did an acrostic in a letter to the California assembly, promising to veto assembly bill 1176.

jrab

I would be offering to send you these, if I hadn’t unfortunately sold most of my books like this recently, so let me just recommend too The Sabbatean Prophets by Goldish for a well contextualized social and historical study of the Shabtai Tzvi movement, and Maciejko’s The Mixed Multitude about Frankism

Dan

I wasn't sure if Brace was running a Voight-Kampff test on Liz until the Turtle question.

JB

Neri Oxman, ugly on the inside.

alie lerm

Damn Chomsky in a good mood this recording

pulled a muscle yearning

Liz, despite your recent diagnosis as an android, you're at a Neri Oxman level to me. Also I just wanna say, the androids are people right? Like they're not really robots, they're just modified lab-grown people right? In blade runner?

sarah

this shows listener base is less aspergers and more retarded

MCL

The slow rapture thing where everyone goes crazy should be called Suttering- after sutter cane from In the Mouth of Madness

ResilientBastard

Nicholas Cage fandom is the most epic thing about Liz

ResilientBastard

An orthodox friend of mine was at a Satmar wedding, noticed an awkward younger guy who apparently didn’t know Yiddish, so he started small talk with him in English. After a few minutes an old timer came over scowling and yelled at my friend “English at a wedding?! Might as well just go around speaking Magyar, you lunatic!”

Sean Carton

Look up “Fiveish”—the five dollar bill with a heart of (literal?) gold, promoted by Chabad in the 2010s. A couple Jewish friends were like “that’s pretty anti semitic!” Also. I would say that Baltimore qualifies as Little Crown Heights. However, the frums here aren’t bothering anyone, so..,let’s leave them alone to do their thing.

Sean Carton

I’m more just neurodivergent, in the most retarded possible way

RedJon

Vaping during recording sounds like ass.

Valentino

Hairless cats are cute, they're like grumpy little dinosaurs

Hall wingfield

Where do I go to track my Storm the Capitol order?

Randy Hendrickson

I thought they were trying to regain access to an adjacent closed ritual bath that was recently closed down???

Jess 🐞

lol love that little detail about the end of 538. RIP 🪦 that place had the grossest and simultaneously most comfortable couch I’ve ever passed out on.

Alaina Nuvola

A Hasidic guy cut my mom in line at the bank last week and she yelled at him and he ignored her

Randy Hendrickson

Brace did say that Chabad was pro Zionism, unlike Satmar, Neturei Kartai, etc.

Bryan Zeck

getting a lot of "Yiddish Policeman's Union" vibes from the Chabad section

Michael L

Woody Allen from Take the Money and Run?

Matt

Growing up adjacent to Kiryas Joel this ep was matzo ball soup for the soul

Swimaroo

Thanks for filling us in on all this anti- sedimentism

Char Kelly

My relatively-middle class mother got me a ‘witches ball’ (both orb and lesbian coded IMO) and I spent MONTHS moving its gift box around my apartment having no idea where the fuck to hang this glass ball up that wouldn’t burn my house down or turn into the most dangerous cat toy in my house. I’m extremely anti-orb!

Timothy

Liz, what's your take on "yes, and?"?

Matt Jolo

Billionaire Akkkman is a PoS

Shiv

the calling in at the end of this ep was necessary bc i realized my Spectacle Im waiting to spin into conspiracy nonsense is the 9 month cruise. I’ll do better

cagey eye

Nicholas Cage’s father designed the Tactile Dome!!! I am always yelling about this

Anon Ibid

Very pleased that yung chompsky's unappreciated pkd joke from last episode came back as the intro

Colin Helpio

Wait did he really? Another reason why he was my fav governor

Zzz

CactiFlowFlow

harry rly is charlotte’s wife tho

Michael Barrett

How do I get in Brace's Amy Schumer chat?

EaZy E

Immediately read that as, 'venerable heebs.' My b.

Zachary Manenti

the sophisticated must also ‘touch grass’ often

Antipaganda

Fuck that, pictures now! Let's get those cave Jews on the case!

Joshua P. Kelly

RIP 538 - HOAX / CRAZY SPIRIT / WARTHOG / PHARMAKON @ 538 summer of 2013 had to be one of the hottest shows ever - honestly insane no one died or went to the hospital from the room temperature 😭😭😭

Jeff

As a ginger half Jew I used to get constantly asked in midtown by the Chabad guys and once I answered “that’s a rude fucking question” and the guy got a big smile and said “only a Jew would say this!” And we shared a chuckle as I scampered away

Manny Tenorio

nobody played 538 better than Warthog

Lea Jaffe

south wb hasids usually nice to me but then again my swag is pretty dope and i move a little differently

Phelan Deimos

Liz went on an awesome rant recently i wanted to revisit but i cant find it, does anyone know the episode? 🥺 Sorry I have memory problems and lost where i noted it.

Blank

No second ep this week? :(

Nick

They may ignore you or be aggressive to you until a Saturday comes around and they need an elevator button pushed or the AC unit on or off! Shabbos Goy reporting for duty sir 🫡.

absoluteboi

neri oxman an average looking skinny white woman, it's just that when you google image search her, it's nothing but promo shoots, of course they're going to flatter her. and she's got no ass. come on man.

Maya B

I wonder if brace tried to explore the tunnels and got lost...

Boone Pulliam

If I remember right, the Verbovers had a series of tunnels under Sitka. Guess they're fans?

Jessica S

I think I know what you’re referring to, but I can’t place it either. Unfortunately Liz has too many choice rants lol. If you can think of the topic it might jar my brain. (I too have memory challenges, so I feel your pain.)

Jessica S

Maybe the next series will be on location from the tunnels.

Horse Badorties

I believe that there is a new Messiah cult rising in Gaza, and that is why

JZA

Had to listen to Chapo to fill the void. Pls upload asap

Abby

That turtle is rabid..you did the right thing Liz

The Children of Jack Acid

I bet at least once, one of those hasidic guys pulled himself out of the hole after using a hand shovel for 10 hours straight, turned to his fellows, wiped his brow, and said "Wow, I think I just gave myself carpal tunnel syndrome!"

Jeremy Olivier

lol Liz has clearly not watched Blade Runner 57 times

Blank

Are you guys ok? Starting to get worried 🥺

alex

where’s my slop >:(

Ian :3

as did I, fellow ian

Ian :3

Your listeners miss you 😪

Ian :3

and also I love you

chorchy

Seeking derangements dr professor quiz

chorchy

They died

chorchy

Reading the phrase 'adult teen' has just injured so many of my neurons

J

I hope Brace continues to ponder the “digital schizophrenia” angle, I feel like there’s a lot to it.

Arielle Curtin

Neeri Oxman is 48 and breastfeeding a 3-month-old baby? I can’t get over this factoid. Defies reality.

JB

I have an aunt by marriage who was born when her mom was 49. No hormones or IVF needed! Sadly her mom was not supported by infusions of young blood and died around 60.

cmanenarwhale

when my dad would take me to the bronx zoo and botanical gardens, the hassids were so fucking rude. i get it if you are in their community, and they are being standoffish. but they are in a public space, their kids shouldnt be running around knocking on the enclosures.