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Shirtaloon is in hospital.

No set date for updates to resume.

In case the lack of snappy title did not clue you in, this is Assistaloon.

Shirtaloon is still in hospital, which was not going well at times. He is currently starting to recover, and we hope he continues to do so. It is not known at this time when he will be well enough to resume posting, but I will try to keep you updated weekly until he can do so himself.

I know many of you will have questions, but I would ask you to respect Shirtaloon's privacy, and that of his family in what is a very stressful time.

All decisions as to patreon payments I will defer to Shirtaloon as he will hopefully be well enough for those conversations shortly.

Comments

lockx

Pass on well wishes for us, he should take as long as it's needed. Health is important!

Quintin Landhan

Best wishes to Shirt! May he have a speedy recovery

Leo's

Hope he gets better soon 🙏🙏

gabriel boley

Biscuits! Hoping you a speedy recovery

William Lane

Tell Shirt we hope he feels better, he has done enough

Dontblameme

Wish quick recovery. Stay strong Shirt

Tim Miller

Get well shirt. We love you. Your health is more important than some words on a page.

Gabe S

I wish him a speedy recovery

Joshua Churchill

Please focus on recovery first !!! Send him our well wishes !!!

Max Fuckerer

Rest well and get well soon to shirt, and thanks to assistaloon for the update. Take all the time you need, to get well.

Amy McNeill

Hope he feels better soon =( poor guy

Lohen

Get well soon Shirt. Best wishes

Malromen

Hope Shirt feels better soon. And that our continued support can make some small difference to his recovery

Addie

Best of luck Shirt

Jacob

Feel better soon

Doodlyboy15

No worries, we don't need the nitty gritty. Glad it seems he's on the mend, hope it continues to go that way. Hope you both get your rest and regain your strength. Everything else can wait.

McCainOffensive

I very nearly went to the hospital recently from an illness. It sucks and is awful. Hope Shirt gets better soon and continues on the path to recovery.

Darkdragon

Dam I hope he is ok and gets better soon. Tell him to take as long as he needs to recover

Steven Myer

In a perfect world Jason should be the only one fighting monsters. I wish him the best and fastest recovery.

Chandler

Get better soon

Nevo

Best wishes Shirt.Take as long as you need to heal and recover and please don't suspend the billing.We'll be here when you feel better ❤️.

Bobo

Get well mate, and take your time to completely recover!

Charles

Get well soon. There is no reason to suspend the billing!

Kirisuk3

My best to Shirt and I don't mind if he pauses patreon or not. Given he's in hospital and all the troubles caused with pausing, just leave it going and people can unsub if they want. Saves any future issues for Shirt.

Stentun

Get well💞

Kromos

Good luck, and may he get better soon🍀🍀🍀

Night Wolf

Thank you for the update and hope you get well soon Trav

Mr_Top_Hat

Best from Scotland Shirt

R.B. Laser

Sending love and good wishes

manikzag

Thanks for the update AL. Shirt, rest up and recover and do the important things, then get back to us.

Joe Woodhouse

Best wishes to Shirt and family. Patreon should be the least of his worries right now. I don't think anyone here is going to have a hissy cow about Patreon charges or the writing schedule.

NicN

Take care shirt

Justin Downer

Get better soon! Don’t stop billing. If we want to stop it we can. For the time being I’m happy to continue to contribute. I can’t help in any other way.

David Yow

What he said. And everyone I suppose. Many well wishes for Shirt and the family.

Tex Northend

Hope his butthole survived 🙏

Tex Northend

Also hope he has a quick recovery 🙏

Myke

Get well soon Shirt! Sorry you’re going through this!

Rick

Get well soon!

Tom Frenzel

Hope you get well and healty agan

Indrek Kelder

Thats some tough bug that caught you :O I wish you quick and complete recovery!

Suessanah

All the well wishes were said. If you can, let him know, to keep the focus singular and nit together the intent to heal. No one could ask him for more.

Adam

Get well soon!

Justin Hunsberger

I hope shirt gets well soon and decides to add an annual subscription tier.

Reaperess

I would like to keep my patreon subscription active to support him during this time.

MoonRider777

I hope he feels better soon, I know it sucks being in the hospital and being sick. Anyone not wanting to pay while he gets better should just cancel there own sub...I am happy to keep paying however long it needs to be for Shirt to feel better. ❤️ Don't let him stress over getting better just so we get content, his health comes first!

Richard Bacon

Praying for both you shirt and your mom.

Te Rauhea Watts

Huge well wishes to you and your struggles you're going through brother. Get well soon mate.

Lumpett

Best wishes to him, really hope he’s feeling better soon. Man deserves some time off after that kind of ordeal.

Bob French

Get well soon! I signed up specifically because you are sick. Well you know what I mean…

Mitha

Thanks for the update and I wish shirt a good and full recovery.

3rdImpact

Thanks you for the update! I hope there is still some gut remaining within him to recover! Hope he gets better and well soon! Healing takes time and it's good that he takes it! And special thanks to Assistaloon whomever thou shallt be!

3rdImpact

That is either very wholesome or very very weird ... On multiple levels .

3rdImpact

Maybe it got stitched together? It is something worth saving man...

3rdImpact

I think he might actually be kind of tall or sm.i wrong about that?

3rdImpact

Always a good remedy!

Richard Burgmann

Thanks for the update, much appreciated. Wishing Travis a speedy recovery.

Pierce Hodges

Oops, my bad. Thanks for the heads up.

Richard Burgmann

Oh and yes, happy for my sub to continue during this time also!

Sébastien Kingsbury

Hope the recovery goes well! However long it takes, health comes first

Adam Bennett

Is there anything the community can do to contribute to his recovery please?

Havics Child

All I care about is that he recovers, he's put enough thought into us. Some will stay, others will stop until he's back, he doesn't need to worry

Snow Mani

Don’t stress about the Patreon. I’ve no doubt most will continue supporting & will be here when you are well again. Best wishes and get well soon.

Mike

mate if he is in the hospital don’t stress about the payments. People can either continue to subscribe or not. My personal plan is to continue to subscribe and continue sending positive energy his way for all the great times i have had reading his wonderful story.

R.A. Mart

Hope he recover soon, I love his work. Please recovered all the way before coming back.

Andre Pagan

Recover first... Entertain us second.

Tene

Hope things improve for ya

BossBooQ

Sending ❤️ for a speedy recovery 🙏🏽

Amber

Cancel the subscription? Someone's got to pay the bills while you're in the hospital. Get better soon! Or don't... and take the appropriate amount of time it takes to heal up. Point is, health comes first. ♥ thank you for all that you do

Bitterblue Songbird

please, tell Shirt we're here, we ain't mad about it and to take ALL the time he needs. Keep the subscriptions up-- I'm more than happy to keep paying to help keep his stress down. We love ya and your work, bro!!

Kal3x

Not worried about the payments. Get better!

Bryon Schmidt

Hi Assistaloon, is there a link like Buy Me a Coffee that Shirtaloon has that we can use to show our appreciation and support beyond just Patreon?

Joshua Stein

Throwing in my well wishes. Let him know we are here and will continue to be here for him.

SMB

Hope he gets better soon!

Hunter Church

Feel better soon! Don’t worry about Patreon. You’ve given us so much, like the ability to procrastinate effectively. We’re here to support you, even if it means just sending you memes of Clive’s wife! Take care!

Loyd Blankenship

Man, get better. Charge me, I'm cool with that.

winter-mynt

Sending positive energy and best wishes!!

Austin

Thank you for UpDates.

patrick__starz

Get better Shirt, hoping you get better soon, much love mate!!

Chris Pollan

Get well soon Shirt... we love you and are praying for you... hopefully we'll see you in Colorado...

Doswyn

Best wishes for Shirt's speedy recovery!

Dov Rosenberg

Sending best wishes. Take all the time you need.

Donna

Best wishes and a speedy recovery!

Terry Bell

Get Well Soon. I'll send Clive's Ex-wife over with a casserole.

Sean

Get well soon!

John

Get well soon! But also take your time recovering!

Devin

Get well soon man! Praying for you!

Logen Felxon

He became so ill he had to go to the hospital? Holy fork, hope above all else that he gets well fast!

CONOR TUNNELL

Hope you’re getting better shirt

Cecil

Get well soon! No worries about Patreon, everyone deserves sick time.

Derek V

Get well soon

Kristen Curry Blalock

I pray for the clever mindfulness of your caretakers and doctors in discovering the source/cause of your illness and their swift implementation of a cure. ❤️

Twilight Knights Cosplay

Oh my god, I didn't realize he'd fallen ill (haven't check the patreon in a while) I really hope he feels better soon and that it's nothing serious! Physical and mental health comes first, everything else is secondary.

UndeadPheasant

Take all the time you need, make sure you are completely well before you start giving us new chapters.

Melvin The Ball Buster

Wishing you a fast recovery, thank you for all the wonderful stories.

Brian Bailey

The important thing is that he and his family pull through this hard time. Tell him our thoughts are with him and to rest and get better.

SirRektz

I hope all is well!

Harley Ahner

Get well soon. Take your time getting back to writing. Your health is what is the most important.

Ryan Beech

Damn, glad to hear he has been feeling better! Take as much time as you need please, don't worry/stress about us and the books. We are all here for you!

NinjaDad

Get well soon

Greg Mat

Hope shirt gets well soon

Luananeko

Books and Patreon costs are NOT important right now. Don't stress over us please! Just focus on getting back to your healthy happy hilarious self please!

BJ

I'm sending out well wished and positive vibes

Shadow Prelate

I hope Shirt gets well soon and defeats the evil illness!

Kevin McLaughlin

Hope you’re feeling better soon! Please don’t worry about pausing fees and such. We’re here for you when you’re well enough to continue. Right now, just focus on getting well again. :)

Richard Bonds

Speedy recovery, my dude! ❤️

Jeff Roberts

Focus on taking care of yourself that's what is important. Glad to hear you are feeling better. I'll be sending you all the healing magic I can.

Mandy

I hope you recover well and feel better soon! Please focus on your health and don’t stress too much about getting back to writing. While we all love your work, your health is more important.

Anthony Diaz

Ill pray to Healer for your quick recovery!!

Frederick

Worst cliffhanger ever. Get well soon!

Danielle W.

I’ll pray for your swift recovery.

Kazren

Thank you, and him, so much for the update. I will maintain nothing but positivity around the subject of his health and happiness.

Chad

Omg poor shirt, I was just thinking of him and worried there's been no update. Wishing a fast recovery 🙏❤️

Pekka Kohonen

Wow! I really hope you get better soon!

Coach 1

Hope he gets better! Don’t worry about Patreon.

Avid_Lemon

Hoping you recover soon.

Der Ritter

Get well soon. I wish you all the best and take the rest you need!

Splutty

Is there a PO Box or something we can send weird and potentially unfunny cards to?

Shope

Get well soon, Shirt.

Austin Young

That's what happens when you go a round with Clive's wife. They woman has... been around, ya know.

Averill Frederick

Take care of yourself, Shirt. I'd rather wait til you feel better than have you push yourself and get worse.

Alexys Wollenzein

Please take it easy and get better soon. we can hold on for as long as we need to because you are irreplaceable

Isaac Scharff

Like pamphlets for an amphora store grand opening?

OJCOPACABANA

Good luck Shirt, I wish you the best

John Durrett

Thank you Assistaloon for giving updates on what must be a very stressful time. Best wishes to all

Dean

Take care

Censorydep

All my best wishes for a speedy recovery! Thank you for posting an update Assistaloon. As a few others have said, patreon is the last of my worries in this situation and I just hope he gets better soon.

L Lane

I am happy to keep the subscription going to support my favorite author while he is recovering! Shirt, take your time. We got you.

Fabienne Bedry

Thank you for the update. Patreon stays on for me and many others on team Shirt I am sure. Supporting is supporting, including the days when the manure is delivered, not only those when Jason is having a BBQ.

Connor Myers

Well wishes and good vibes from my corner of the world, get well soon!

sean abrahamson

As many others have already said, I will continue to be supporting you even when you are not posting. Being a fan is not only about supporting when the chapters are coming, it is about supporting through the good and the bad. Your storytelling is worth the support. I am hoping you are able to have a speedy recover and I wish you all the best. Thank you for the great books you have put out so far. I am excited to see what else you create in the future as well.

Brian

Take care of yourself. Health comes first.

Battle Dwarf

Get well soon, Shirt. Sorry to hear you're not well. Sending good vibes your way.

Troy Daniels

Please don't die. :-D. Your lemonade recipe changed my life. :-D

Jordan Svec

I’ll be honest, I thought Assistaloon was a fake person. Haha

Seismotic

Get better soon! We can wait. Too bad this marred your vacation but with luck this will become just a crazy story in a few years.

Peter

Hoping for a fast recovery. Get well soon

JC Carleton

Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

Kalanaere

Yes! He needs to be flooded with Amphota pamphlets

Kelly

In case you need the 182nd message of "get better, on your own schedule, as best you can, we can wait, let us know if you need anything" here it is. It's redundant, but sometimes redundancy is beneficial. We got you so you can got you!

Kalanaere

He got sick as he arrived in vacation. Wad tolf by on site docs he needed to go to hospital

Kalanaere

I saw one person suggest Amphora pamphlets lol

Kalanaere

So if we can arrange for Sophi to come visit will he heal faster.

Steve Parks

I just subscribed, being a devotee to the Royal Road, hoping every little bit helps. Sending every healing vibe this California surfer can. Please get better asap!

Max Lopo

Lesson learned I hope: Stay away from cons. The stereotype of the neckbeard with no personal hygiene and care for its health is no different than any other stereotype: THEY EXIST FOR A REASON.

Josh Talbot

Can you blame her though? Clive gets so deeply engrossed in his work that he doesn't even notice anything around him. At least he's so oblivious to the women around him that Clive's wife doesn't have to worry about him cheating.

Paradon

Get well soon! Take the time you need

Chris Foote

Thanks assistaloon. Were all rooting for a quick and full recovery soon.

Ligeia

Please get well soon, for your sake, not ours! I too am willing to wait as long as it takes for you to feel 100% -- being sick and at the mercy of hospitals is not fun! I'll be continuing to send good wishes your way!

Azwrix

We all love you man, prayers for you and your family

Conrad Wong

Best wishes for Shirrtaloon's recovery and health!

J Holmes

Well shit, hope shirt heals up fast without any lasting issues. Please pass along all of our best wishes, assistaloon.

Jennifer Nicholas

Sending a ton of positive energy your way. Feel better soon and thank you for the update Assistaloon.

Lonnie Sizemore

Who cares about patreon billing when someone's sick or has family trauma? Let them get well. It's been a couple of weeks! That's crazy serious hope he feels better

Corgi McStumperson

I'm hoping Shirtaloon recovers quickly, it's never fun to be in the hospital.

Nolan Wright

Prayers for a quick recovery

JasonD

Praying for Shirt's swift recovery on this Easter Sunday; 100% on board with everyone else in telling Shirt to focus on healing up over billing or future posts (happy to keep paying in the interim, at that, also)!

Brandon Walker

Just let him know we hope he gets better, and I literally couldn't care less if he gets 5 dollars for "free" he works hard enough on the regular, and keeps us so well informed, he can think of it as a get well card, unless he is going to accept real get well cards

Aaron Jackson

Get well soon. Best wishes for you and yours.

Gotrek65

I wish you well man, I hope you get better! We'll all be here when you get back, just focus on recovering.

Asheron

Just get well!

Tyler Larson

"The Con Flu" is very real, and something we've known and talked about since the 90s. Neck beards notwithstanding.

Tierza Hitch

Thank you for the update. I hope he continues to get better!

Tom

Happy to support shirt when he is down, stay strong shirt and family, don’t let him force himself to write for our sake, recovery first

victoria bettley

Thanks for giving the update. I hope you can get well soon Shirt! Please focus on recovery. We'll all still be here for when you are hopefully recovered enough to continue so take whatever time you need to get well.

Soli116

Thank you for the update. Sending best wishes. I'm sorry he has to go through this. If anyone deserves sick pay, it's Shirt. I'm glad I can still contribute.

Eithra

Thank u for the update. I pray he gets better.

Elisha Cross

I'm so sorry but that is the wrong pray.

James Johnston

Updates or not I have no intention of canceling my patreon membership. Thankfully he's not in a hospital in America but I'm sure it's still financially stressful.

Bonnie Leslie

Unless he’s a private patient hospital stays here are free mate

K

Hoping for a thorough recovery

Nathan Orenstein

Hey shirt! Just want to let you know that your books have gotten me through some really tough times in my life. You have no idea the impact that your story has every single day. I’m keeping my subscription going just as a small way of showing you my gratitude and appreciation. Feel well, bro.

Nathan Orenstein

I need to move to Australia. I literally had to pay 600 for an x ray

Ender419

Well said Mate!! I second this and will keep my subscription active as a way to show my gratitude & appreciation. Wishing you a healthy and speedy recovery. All the best Mate!!

Rich James

Get well soon Shirt. I'll be cheering you on from the sidelines (though without the pompoms and tutu; some things the world does _not_ need to see).

Dimitri

Get well mate. After that, go on a little holiday. Whatever you are going though, people often rush too fast back to their day to day life without giving your body proper rest. And not being sick anymore is not enough… After that, we can go back to exploiting you for the awesome story of yours. 💪🏻

Damaddino

Get well soon Shirtaloon.

Ivorywinter

Get well soon! I hope everything goes well

Hannah Burke

Positive vibes to both Shirtaloon & Assistaloon!

helen oniszk

Best wishes for recovery. I'm assured you are getting the best medical care available. Being in hospital for a prolonged time is rough. Hope your amazing imagination helps you cope.

joseph peltier

Focus on you Shirt, your fans will be here however long you’re out. Take as long as you need.

Caroline

Absolutely! We do not abandon you, we gather to help you. I am keeping my subscription and and am hoping for your recovery, and I encourage a vacation from all of your stressful activities to focus on yourself and your family.

HENRY TANG

hope you recover soon

DirePants

God he’s going through so much. I hope he makes a full recovery 🙏🏾 tell him we’re all pulling for him and glad he’s on the role to recovery

Alex Schellenberg

He has earned some paid leave by now. I'm glad he has some support around himself through all this.

Naomi Roberts

Wishing for fast recovery. We miss your quirky humor. However, take the time you need to be fully well. We don’t want you to relapse.

Johnkevin223

Quick Recovery shit! We here for you bro!

C-fur-dog

Praying for a peaceful time and recovery.

Shae Carson

I'm so sorry that you are so ill. Sending you the best of wishes that you get well soon!!

Chad .

Even in his absence he's making me have personal philosophical debates. I love his book series more than anything I've ever read. I would be excited for Mondays to come around, I would forget it was Wednesday and then Poof! Get back to releasing new material, it better be the best ever, he better recover. OMG what if he doesn't recover, we won't get the ending we deserve. That's selfish. I acknowledge it. I don't like feeling like that. But I do. But I don't. Get well Shirt, I haven't tracked your patreon #'s but if they haven't dropped too much that may restore my faith in humanity. Happy Easter.

Jon

Get better soon my good sir!

Bekannt Machen

Thinking only good thought’s for my favorite writer. I believe in the God of the Bible, and will pray for him and continue praying for his family (specifically his mother). It is my hope that no one is offended by this, as it is the singular crutch that I cannot make it through life without. The list of problems that have plagued me in recent times is evidence that I can’t make it without my faith. Feel free to block me if you’re offended enough be angered by this public statement.

Karen Seymour

Joined for solidarity! Have a good rest and get well!

Rad Hazard

If I had any of Neil's powers I'd be over right away, since I don't. I wish you good health and speedy recovery.

Slycheddar

Hopefully he’s able to get better

Steven Fines

Wishing him speedy recovery! Don't worry about payments, just heal.

Justin Edwards

The flu got me pretty bad fhis year, tamiflu didnt clear it up and had to do a week of steroids after that to just start to get better. It makes me think i shouldn't have ever let my guard down with masking. I didnt get the flu shot before it started, because they (pharmacy) didnt have it available yet when i got the covid booster. I'm just fortunate enough to have had vacation to burn for 2 weeks

Soli116

@Assistaloon - from Matt Dinniman (on a Reddit post): hepafilter Assistaloon, please tell Travis we're all hoping for a swift recovery, and if there's anything I or the community of r/DungeonCrawlerCarl can do for him, let me know. Matt

Andrew Q Dunckley

Take my money, pay the doctors. Heal. Your story is amazing but not at the cost of you. I hope you and your family are given the time and privacy you need. Be safe and heal at your speed, no one else's.

Kristy Riedel

We need to send virtual pamphlets to provide Shirt the very best medicine (and the one he always provides to us), laughter.

Kristy Riedel

I live for these books, so Shirt must live to write them. Heal fully and then come back to us, we will be here.

Vodyinoi

Best wishes to you and all the prayers for the support of your family, Shirt!

Braden Lambert

Well wishes to him and his family! Thank you for the update assistaloon!

WolfetoneD

my best wishes for a swift recovery

Annje Ciarrocchi

Hope he gets well soon. Keeping you all in my thoughts.

Antonio Luna

Get well soon sir! I look forward to meeting you one day.

Jules Deathwish

So wait, he did almost shit himself to death? I feel kinda bad now. Feel better Shirt!

Vaggy

I'll keep my subscription. I don't pay for chapters, I pay to support Shirt. If the money helps take one aspect of stress out of the mix, then it's money well spent.

Cj Evans

Wishes for a speedy recovery. Take all the time you need to heal Travis. You have my support. I'll post a card on Discord once I draw it up.

James Johnston

Sepsis, infection in the bloodstream.

Nat-Thaniel

Don’t die shirt. We need your stories.

Joseph Findeis

Get better, the story of shartaloon isn't over even if Jason's needs yo be.

Soli116

News! If you'd like to send a card, they set up a PO box! PO Box 2147 Howrah, TAS 7018 Australia

Eric Herrington

I miss the story but take all the time you need to recover!

Jason

Peace and Love and sandwiches brother. Sleep well healing energy is on its way! ~The Taurian Chef

Random Travels

Best wishes for a healthy recovery sepsis can be really rough. I’m praying for you whether you like it or not.

Brad Kelley

So, the pause at 999. Everyone else thinks this is funny too, right?

Joi Soto

No one can replicate your amazing brain! Get better so some lesser beings don’t try to finish your work! 🩷 sending positive energy your way

Allen Davis

Keep the money and put it toward an God level author skill with sim-shirt

Eric Stutz

Best wishes mate, get well soon. We’ll wait and miss you and your great stories till you‘re fully recovered ❤️

mockery jones

best wishes shirt. keep the patreon payments active and take as long as you need

Opossums Coat

Wishing you all the best Shirt! I'm not able to contribute much but will absolutely keep supporting you and your amazing story. Take as long as you need to get better. We will still be here when you're back.

Eric

Hang in there Travis! Praying to Lord Healer!!

Matt Turner

Dude where is your stocky elf when you need him? Probably pining over Cassandra or something Seriously man, we are all just wishing you the best.

RehabProject

Be safe, and be well Shirtaloon. Best wishes and best of luck.

james leheu

Sending love and healing!

Alison Ooms

Sending light and love for a quick recovery!

Tierza Hitch

Jason's most certainly does NOT need to be over. There are too many incomplete story lines, and so much potential personal growth for the character! He has barely even touched on how Jason will mentally deal with immortality in the long run. No, there is way more to be done there.

Shope

How is he now?

David Yow

Wish him the best. Thanks for the update.

Bjpuffnstuff

I know what that's like, take your time and recover.

Meerschaum

Wishing you the best possible recovery.

Dean

Those pamphlets need to offer a special deal on amphorae.

Fenam

Upgraded to transcendent to help out. Get well soon!

Max Mao

hoping you recover in whatever method you need