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Now on break for the book tour. (Patreon)

Published:
2026-06-30 09:23:40
Imported:
2026-06

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The Patreon is now paused for billing. That means that any subscriptions will carry over once I resume chapters in September. It also apparently means that those who subbed via Apple get their memberships stopped, which I learned of about 10 minutes ago and annoys the crap out of me, but there's nothing I can do about it.

Anyway, I'm going to spend the week relaxing with my moustachioed friend, and hope to see many of you in July and August.

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TKO

Have a good time Shirt!

TheCrazyDuck

The stash plushie is adorable

some bald git

Have a good, fun, and refreshing summer (winter?)!

Arakrin

Safe travels

Tyler Davison

Enjoy mate 🙏 thank you for the reading

Leon Cleland

You have no idea how much I hoped you chucked an extra chapter up for shits and giggles before you went away 😂 enjoy your break!

Richard Hopkins

Enjoy. I just got back from Liberty Con on Monday at 17:20 Central Daylight Time. It's not nearly as big as the cons that you'll be at, but it's fun to hang out with the authors and fans.

Jordan Brennan

Have fun shirt! No idea why there’s so many issues pausing payments, but it’s out of your control.

Gotrek65

Aww cute Stache plushie!

Brendan H.

When does the Colin plushie get released?

Splutty

We can't repeat it often enough... DO NOT pay your subs through any mobile OS. Apple is the worst, but Android isn't much better.

Tommy

Can’t wait to meet you in Orlando 👍

StarkRG

Which version? The Swarm? The Worm that Walks? Blood Clone Jason? Whatever that massive last one is called?

StarkRG

Always, always, *ALWAYS* go direct to the source when possible. Convenience isn't worth what Apple and Google do to you.

Brendan H.

Yes. Gotta catch them all.

StarkRG

OOMG is *is* a Stashe plushie!! He's definitely my third favourite of Team Biscuit. Gordon's my favourite, but his form doesn't really lend itself to plushie interpretation. My second choice, then, would be Onslow, ideally one that can be taken out of its shell and has little kid clothes underneath. Also maybe his shell can be unrolled into a picnic blanket. After Stashe might be Clive, though he's dropped a bit in my mind since apparently coming out as not asexual (though maybe he is and it's only Jason's PoV that's interpreting it as a sexual relationship).

Ms Weiss

Safe travels and successful adventures to you!

Donatello

That is an amazing Stash plushie.

Dawn Daugherty

Where can I get a Stash plushie??? I'm immediately obsessed!

Melody Pokorny

See you in Dallas! Safe and fun travels! 🌎✈️

santiago villa reverte

Seems like work and woke not mix together First months and months ill, just nack for few weeks and a break

GrizzLeo

Hope we get the chance to meet! Good luck on your tour!

Melody Pokorny

Where can we get Stashe plushies? And “Cult of the System” t-shirts?

Melody Pokorny

Maybe ONE big squishie eye like what’s on the sides of the inverted pyramid ship?

Ruari Yeen

You can make your own Stash plush! Grab a fake mustache and a stuffed toy of your choice, and just combine!

Bear_JR

Enjoy yourself bud have a great tour

Mel Pokorny

hahaha....true! I so love this group and the author of this series. you ALL keep me laughing all the time.

Lorena Seoanes

Where can we get a plushie of Colin I wonder ? Lol

Meeple University

Enjoy your book tour and I (Stella) will see you at Gen Con!! Also, Stash!!!

Immortal R.C.

Any one that can place the book cover directly behind Shirt? The one on the right is book six, but I do not see a version on kindle that looks like that one. I wonder if it is the one for book 13?

Asher Jolley

I neeeeed one and I’m a twelve year old boy, pleeeease put little no to buy one

Korie Goodale

There are so many errors in the first two books I hope they fix them before the hardcover books come out

Benjamin Grant

Clive is my favorite team biscuit member, he is like a Golden Retriever puppy but also a wizard.

Dawn Daugherty

I downloaded Discord yesterday to reach out and make sure the person I emailed is legit. I need to learn how to navigate the app, though. I'm stuck where they are making me join a community or create my own. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤣

Roguefalcan

Do not message that email address listed above. It is from a scammer. The name of the Gmail profile is incorrectly spelled. They ask you to reach out to that email, then the email replies saying they are having you pay their assistant on PayPal for shipping fees or some such. Do not fall for this scam.

Dawn Daugherty

That is exactly what happened. I grew suspicious when they said I could pay their agent $115 through the electronic payment apps. 😒

Roguefalcan

Yeah, the agent is likely a PayPal account they hacked and are using fraudulently. I got my money back through my bank last time I was scammed through PayPal. Report the email to Google as falsely impersonating.

Roguefalcan

And report the comment on patreon using the 3 dots for sharing personal information to get the comment taken down so others don't see it and send messages to that address. And you can report the patreon user as well in case they are in on it. If they are not then they have nothing to worry about. Shirt has never shared his personal email and has stated he will never reach out via individual basis to sell signed copies or anything directly to anyone.

Josh Ross

I mean the first one I want is swarm leech, he’s the best boy.

Bekannt Machen

I just realized that was Stash! I just ignored the pic and read the post. I had feeling merch would become available since it was mentioned in the books. How exciting! Be safe on your travels for the tour!

Paul Smith

Ok idiotic I know but I keep checking all of your patreons incase you had drunken inspiration!

Steve Parks

Can I order a Clive’s wife plushie??

sarkasaa

Oh my god why did i only just now get that stash is obviously short for mustache

Shannon Bartley

That explains why I suddenly find myself road blocked from reading on. It feels like when I was a kid before the internet and the network cut off Air Wolf halfway through an episode to show Olympic figure skating instead. Lol

Nicole Gormley

Can't wait for the signing tomorrow in Orlando! Dog sitter is booked. Payment is one signed book! He got me hooked on this crazy train.

Random Travels

At the Orlando signing now! Great interview!

Lopez

Does anyone know Travis’s plans to sign books at GenCon?

Kallisti _

I always assumed Clive was sapiosexual, not asexual. He just had a hard time finding anyone who could keep up with him. .....at some point, I believe he mentioned Belinda being able to keep up but not wanting to be involved with someone so criminally aligned?

Kallisti _

While not a plushie, I've created a crochet version of Colin. When my little sister went to the Chicago book thingy, she gifted both Shirt & Heath with the Team Colins I had made for her. At some point, I'll borrow a friend's computer to create a pattern and post it on Ravelry. So maybe befriend someone that crochets? Also, you can see pics on the Discord under fan content. : ]

Tierza Hitch

Does anyone know why my two copies of book one hardcover have different covers? The sleeves are the same, but one of them has a black spine and says "as Shirtaloon" under Travis's name. The pages edges are also a darker yellow. They were both bought through Barnes and Nobles, though one was a pre-order and the other was bought at a signing. I only just noticed the difference! I would add a picture but I can't figure out how.

Justin Hunsberger

Uhh I just got charged this morning for my membership. But I ain't worried Its not much and I know you will get it sorted when you return. Finally happened to me. Lucky I guess. Hope you are doing well

Indrek Kelder

me too. seems another patreon mess...

MentalLogic

So i just got charged for Patreon in august when its supposed to be paused until September according to this post. I am guessing this is an issue that needs to be fixed by shirt?

FyreJess

I did a stupid thing. got Iron Rank and then I wanted to upgrade to Silver to keep reading, and since memberships are paused it's not letting me. I tried to cancel and rejoin but now it won't let me back in even with Iron. Anyone else have this problem?