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“I can’t speak for the other vampires,” Thadwick said.

“Hmm?” Jason asked, looking over from where he was seated on the rooftop, eating a sandwich as Shade stood over him like a bodyguard. Or a teacher keeping an eye on an unruly child during recess. Thadwick had been standing nearby for some time, watching in silence while his own thoughts stewed away. The only sound had been the footfalls of the meandering giant, with the occasional crash as its ungainly passage bumped into a building or knocked over a tree. Night had arrived in full, with no moon and no lights from the dead city. That left the sky as a glorious blanket of stars.

“The other vampires,” Thadwick repeated. “I didn’t bring the ones loyal to me here because I didn’t want you to kill them. The others, the old Order of the Reaper, they serve the shadow man.”

“Umber.”

“I don’t think they will stop just because I have. Umber held a number of vampires back when he sent most of us in here, so he could send them in with directives as he needed. It was how I found you so early with a whole planet to search. I suspect that he’s been separately sending the others commands to which I have not been privy.”

“A contingency, in case you go rogue.”

“Yes.”

“Well, I can’t blame the guy. Not when going rogue is what I’m trying to convince you to do.”

Jason stood up and held out his sandwich. Shade took it and stored it in his personal dimensional space as Jason cast his gaze upward.

“Shade,” Jason said. “How big is this afterlife? My universe is only the size of a solar system, so I have to fake my stars so the night sky doesn’t look weird. Are those really other suns out here?”

“The stars here are not suns, but nodes of energy in a natural array that governs the fundamental processes of this afterlife,” Shade explained.

“Really? I’m going to need to learn how some of that works.”

“It will take a long time. This isn’t something as basic as the grid on Earth, or the natural arrays we encountered on Pallimustus. Miss Farrah is a natural array specialist, but this goes well beyond her expertise. This is cosmic level magic, on the level of soul engineering. Perhaps even beyond it.”

“Then it’ll be something fun to do together with Farrah. Immortality means we’re not short on time for side projects. It’s the mortal concerns we need to worry about the timing of. Speaking of which…”

He turned back to Thadwick.

“Are you sure? Things are going to get complicated with your vampire friends. And by complicated, I mean that I’m going to murder most of them.”

Thadwick stared at him for a long time before giving a hesitant nod.

“I want to find out who I really am.”

“It doesn’t work like that. You decide who you are, no one decides for you. Refusing to make a choice is choosing to be indecisive. Even accepting what others force on you is still a choice. Probably the right one, if you don’t want your head cut off, but it’s still your decision. You have to choose who you’ll be for yourself, and you’ll find a lot of the right choices mean doing things the hard way.”

Thadwick nodded again, more firmly.

“Good,” Jason said. “And don’t worry about getting your head cut off, it’s not that bad. Mine’s been cut off, impaled, smooshed into paste, exploded. It’s fine.”

“Mr Asano,” Shade said pointedly. “You are not a good example of, or frankly to, anyone ever.”

“Probably true,” Jason said. “Alright, next steps. If we have a chat with your vampire brethren about joining Team Good Guy, how do you think that will go?”

“I wouldn’t,” Thadwick said. “My own people will be with me, but I will need to return to our lair for them. The others are ultimately controlled by the vampires who created them, and Umber has kept them away from me to prevent me compromising his control. Either they have hidden away and not shown themselves or were never sent through in the first place. Even without Umber having them to wield, I would not trust any of the other vampires that agree to turn on the shadow man. They would likely be biding their time to betray us. They’re probably getting ready to attack right now; I’ve been up here with you too long.”

Jason frowned.

“I told you that I can’t afford to have a hostile vampire army at my back. If they aren’t with us, I have to kill them.”

Thadwick grimaced, then steeled his expression.

“I understand. I think they were going to kill me eventually either way. Even so, I don’t want to be the one to…”

“I won’t ask you to do that. Get to your own people. Take them to one of the uncorrupted cities.”

“I’ll probably have to fight my way clear, if I leave you behind peacefully.”

Jason pulled the hood of his cloak up, hiding his face.

“You don’t have to worry about that.”

***

“What is he doing?” Veeman asked. “He’s been up there since before the sun went down.”

While not one of the sires with absolute command over the vampires, Veeman was part of the leadership, entrusted with information kept even from Thadwick.

“Maybe that’s what he’s doing,” Grosvener suggested. “Asano is known for being a talker. Thadwick might be stalling until the sun is gone.”

They were a dozen floors up in a ruined skyscraper, the shattered windows giving then a view of the adjacent building where Thadwick and Asano were. Veeman looked out into the night, his eyes glowing blue as their magic allowed his vision to pierce the darkness. Thadwick stalling was plausible, but he didn’t buy it. Thadwick’s reliability as a leader had always been in question, at least to Veeman. While the former Order of the Reaper was the main force of the vampiric army, Thadwick’s close cadre of non-order vampires were always sheltered and isolated. Never put into danger, barely put in contact with the others at all.

“I think he’s turning on us.”

“You always think he’s turning on us.”

“It’s time we go up there and deal with both of them.”

“Taking on Asano alone is one thing, but you want to take them both on?”

“The only thing that makes Thadwick a threat is that weapon, and it does nothing to us.”

“But we won’t have it on our side for handling Asano.”

“We don’t need it. Asano has never faced this many of us. You think he can handle hundreds of energy vampires, with our power suppression technique?”

The vampire turned around after no response came and he realised he was alone.

“Grosvener?” he called out.

***

Veeman navigated the rubble that had once been an overpass. Freshly broken by the wandering giant, dust filled the air, blocking even enhanced vampiric sight. Relying on smell and the ability to sense heat, he found Anjelica huddling under a concrete pylon that had once held up a section of the overpass. She almost lashed out as he emerged from the dust cloud before stopping as she recognised him.

“They haven’t got you then?” she asked.

“What is happening?” Veeman asked. “I went to Lirin and Callen’s positions and they were gone.”

“People are vanishing. It’s like the shadows are eating them.”

“We can see through darkness.”

“I don’t think the darkness cares.”

“Asano’s shadow companion isn’t powerful enough to be doing this.”

“We should run.”

“No. We regroup and we fight.”

“Do you think Asano is even still up there? Either he dealt with Thadwick or Thadwick turned on us, and now we’re being hunted.”

“Then we hunt them right ba—”

His words were cut short as strange limbs reached out from the pylon’s shadow, snatching Anjelica into it. Veeman’s eyes glowed as he increased his ability to see through darkness, but she was gone, the shadow empty. The appendages had been strange, angular and with too many joints, like arms with multiple elbows. They had looked more like blackened tree branches than the limbs of a living creature.

“What is going on?” he snarled.

***

Jason grinned.

Ability: [Hand of the Reaper] (Dark)

Current rank: Diamond 0 (00%).

Effect (diamond): Inflicts the [Inexorable Demise] condition. Enemies can be forcibly shadow-jumped.

[Inexorable Demise] (affliction, curse): This affliction and any disease and poison effects other than [Creeping Death] cannot be cleansed, negated or removed while any instances of [Creeping Death] are in effect. Effect ends if no instances of [Creeping Death] are in effect.

[Creeping Death] (affliction, disease, damage-over-time, stacking): Inflicts necrotic damage-over-time. Additional instances have a cumulative effect.

Hostile teleportation abilities were rare and typically high-rank effects, even then having various restrictions. Something like Clive’s Juxtaposition spell that could teleport enemies at iron-rank was astonishingly uncommon, although the need to swap the position of an enemy and an ally meant that it had to be used with care. Jason gaining the ability at diamond-rank was more typical, and needing to pull his foes through shadows was quite forgiving, as such powers went.

He’d been able to pick off the vampires unnoticed at first. He used Shade for scouting before yanking them through the shadows and dispatching them quietly, afflictions and isolation getting through even gold-rank endurance. The various groups started panicking as more of their number went missing. Jason always left at least one survivor in each group to find the others and share their fear. As the vampires gathered together, he couldn’t go entirely unseen, but that only escalated the impact of his tactics. Seering their fellows dragged into shadows and vanish only heightened their growing panic.

They started moving as a large group, putting aside any pretence at stealth. They swept the city, eyes glowing blue as they peered into every shadow. The occasional corrupted was no match for them, only the giant being an actual threat. The shambling creature was easy enough to avoid, the sound of its passage echoing through the city.

To their surprise, the vampires found Jason not skulking through the shadows but standing in the street. His cloak shone with stars, like the sky above, while his eyes in the dark hood were glowing nebulas. Two orbs floated around him, larger versions of his own eyes. Veeman stepped forward, staring in confusion.

“Why?” he asked, getting no response. “Did you turn Thadwick against us?”

Jason continued to stand in silence.

“There are two hundred of us!” Veeman yelled, burning his anxiety off with hot anger. “You think you can beat us all?”

“One hundred and seventy-eight,” Jason said, his voice icy granite as he finally replied.

“What?”

“There aren’t two hundred of you. One hundred and seventy-eight are all that’s left.”

“Twenty of us are enough to shut down your powers.”

Again, Jason didn’t respond.

“Take him,” Veeman snarled.

As power surged from within the vampires to lock down Jason’s abilities, the Shade bodies hidden close to every vampire started draining mana. The vampires flinched in surprise, their power disrupted, while Jason launched into action. The energy vampires recovered almost immediately, their nature allowing them to shrug off an energy drain in just seconds. In a gold-rank fight, however, a few seconds could make all the difference.

By the time the vampires had recovered and successfully blanketed Jason in suppressive power, the damage had been done. He’d already made a handful of attacks and chanted spells so fast they were just a hum to normal hearing. They had all landed on Veeman, who had been closest, and had been followed by one of the orbs sinking into his body. Blue and orange butterflies flittered out of him, swiftly spreading to the other vampires. These fresh victims produced more butterflies in turn, spreading swiftly through the rest, who had clustered together out of fear. The winged affliction carriers flowed through the group like a tidal surge, sealing their fates.

Jason watched as the glowing butterflies rose like a mushroom cloud to light up the night. He turned from the vampires, already being consumed by his afflictions, their suppression fading from him as quickly as it had taken hold. Colin, who didn’t like emerging from Jason in the afterlife realm, made a rare appearance. Blood gushed from Jason’s hand, turning into a pile of leeches bound into humanoid shape by bloody rags.

“Yes,” Jason said. “You can have them.”

Shade and Gordon appeared at Jason’s side as they watched Colin shamble towards the suffering vampires.

“You were right, Mr Asano,” Shade said. “Holding back the mana drain to disrupt the vampires until the decisive fight was worthwhile.”

“It was only going to work once against their kind,” Jason said. “They would be ready for it if we tried it again.”

He looked up at the blazing light of the butterfly cloud now obscuring the sky.

“I daresay that oblivious giant has finally noticed us. Bring your little fellows along, Gordon. Let’s see how the big guy handles them.”

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Gh0st-Hunt3r

Biscuits Biscuits BISCUITS!!

Arakrin

Thanks for the biscuits!

Bryan

Colin is a good boy!

Jeff Gaebler

Seering - take out the r and make it seeing

Timothy

Colin is such a good boy. Finally gets to come out to eat his fill. TYFTC!!!

Death of Fire

That’s awesome. I’m glad Thadwick decided to join team good guy.

Jacob Goodrich

Understatement of the century there.

Aaron S

I swear to God, I thought that last sentence in the chapter was something that shade said instead of Jason because it sounds REALLY British

NicN

Tftc

Jacob Goodrich

Hell yea. Not only do we get redemption Thadwick. We get to see Jason finally come into his power and growth

james williams

Guess Jason’s persuasion finally reached diamond 0.

Agent P.

Ahh the forced teleport finally returns. After being removed from Allayeth all that time ago I was wondering when it would be back.

Max Murray

Thadwick taking another step towards Chadwick?

Gotrek65

Yeah for good Thadwick!

Unwillingmainer

While he learned how to do a stand up fight in that decade repairing the Sundered Throne, Jason has always been best in a complex, shadowy environment. Like, say a destroyed city at night. Seems these vampires overestimated just how good they were. While I expect a few more time skips and several chapters, after the giant fight, if we see it, Jason's time here may be coming to an end.

Jlee1014

Nice job shirt

Christian Kalemkiewicz

I have this sinking feeling that Thadwick will pay a price for siding with Jason. Like Umber will have foreseen it and will turn the other vamps on his people for making that choice.

Ruben

It's honestly crazy that Jason's minor beef with a random asshole has affected his life for 50 years straight.

Josh A

I'll admit, forced teleportation by being dragged into a shadow by clawed shadow hands does sound like a bad-guy power 😅

Scrubzero66

So what do you call un dead in an afterlife? Post-undead? After-zombies? The dying dead?

Alicia Bolick

Yay! Thadwick gets a Zuko arc! Also, it's amazing to Jason so completely dominate once again. He is going to be an absolute god by the time he gets back to earth. I hope we get to see him use more of his GAB abilities.

Ruben

It's already been what, like 6 years since the end of 13? We probably need to move on, although I wouldn't say no to another behemoth 40 hour audiobook.

FlareNight

I could have sworn there was some other limitation on Juxtaposition. Doing it through shadow jumps seems very close to violating the "you can't force someone through a portal" rule, especially since there isn't an explicit statement that it can't be one of Shade's bodies on another planet.

Max Murray

Na that's too good 😂

Ruben

Shadow jumping is explicitly not a portal. Hence why Jason can use it instead of his portal when he doesn't want to deal with a cooldown.

Ruben

He's already a god. That's kind of the problem.

Ruben

Assholes?

Redbevrd

Biscuits! Tyftc!

Ken Sevier

Colin gets to be a good boy and full boy. Good chapter I am happy to see the growth emotional amd power level finally !!! Ahhh those arms

Hayden Leech

Is he that petty? I feel like thadwick is so far beneath umber in umbers mind that thadwick basically registers as equipment to him. I can’t see something as annncient wasting time bullying ephemeral bits of flotsam.

Izraifel

"Seering their fellows dragged into shadows". Should Seering be Seeing?

Christian Kalemkiewicz

Oh I don’t think it would be for a personal reason, but a strategic one. He wouldn’t want Jason to have a team of vampires of his own. That allows him to get out of the afterlife quicker. With Thadwick and his people joining Jason, he’s that much closer to escaping.

FlareNight

It's using shadows as a portal. And it's a different ability, why would it share a cooldown?

Nathan

When did that happen?

Dalth

I’d say it’s a problem for everyone else. Jason personally feels affronted and annoyed, because everyone focuses on the whole Astral Nexus bit, GAB, Astral King, Godling combo. Which ignores all his personal effort to become an amazing Adventurer. The same thing Umber basically did, which we see how turns out in this chapter, as he slaughters 178 energy vampires by himself, with no cosmic power. He absolutely would have destroyed Thadwick if things went the other way.

Dalth

Vampires - “You have no cosmic power! We outnumber you 178 to 1! Fear us!” Jason - “That’s cute, but I’m an Adventurer. I need no cosmic power.” Thadwick - “….oh.”

Gingix

where are we with Jason being Diamond rank? I feel like he is at diamond for most of his abilities by now but we have only seen him upgrade like 7-8 abilities. (I am assuming that there have been upgrades during the time skips as was shown in this chapter)

Inst1gator

giving them a view instead of giving then a view

Lyramora

There is a difference between a portal and a teleport, and shadow jumping is specifically the second.

Zazaan

My sweet baby boy Colin about to have a small vampy snack lol and that giant is gonna "not the bees!"

Ligeia

Yeah, I have no memory of that at all, and I've read and reread the books more times than I can count! Shirt is a master wordsmith for sure.

Ligeia

You got that number backwards, Dalth -- Jason said there are 178 vampires left out of 200, meaning he killed 22. Which is a good start but not as crazy a number!

JRR Robbie

He is the goodest of boys id say.

Jean L. Philippe Jr.

Yeah I remember that, During the meeting in Emir’s cloud castle in Yaresh. Allayeth uses a power that opens a portal and tentacles came out of it and pulled the bodyguard guy into it. The. He came out of it a few minutes later. But that conflicted with the rule that you can’t force someone through a portal so Shirt changed it to Allayeth throwing some seeds at the guys feet that grew into some vines that wrapped the guy up and dragged him out. The rule also includes that you can’t force teleport someone either. Danielle mentions this a few time. When they find Jason after his torture, Silver had to accept Danielle’s teleport or go the long way with Sophie…. (He chose the teleport Lol). I’m assuming that Shirt didn’t want to have retcon Clive and Belinda’s ability to use Juxtaposition so did a small retcon on there being an exception to the rule. I mean it’s Magic so really there really isn’t anything that is “impossible”.

Ruben

To be fair, Umber is far more prone to mortal behavior than even Shade, which is why he's held the same grudge for eons.

Ruben

5 per essence, 20 total. So 7-8 is almost halfway.

Tim

Really, seems pretty normal human to me.

StarkRG

I thought Thadwick wasn't allowed to bring any of his own vampires.

Samuel Britt

I love that, thanks to holdung back a trump card, he was able to basically use the enemy vamps as an easy way to build affliction butterflies to throw at the 'Jolly Green Joson,' as I believe it was called.

J Holmes

I haven't listened to an audiobook of HWFWM in ages, but the second that stat block hit... Heath's delivery was right there in my head.

Raves

Must've read Naruto's Guide to Talk-No-Jutsu

Raves

Remember when Jason was just an iron or bronze ranker and he scared the shit out of one of the Geller teams in a 1v5 by playing up the super psychotic shadow killer?

Michael Romo

I'm waiting for the talk-no-jutsu reference. Lol

Michael Romo

Ok glad While his arch this book isisn't bad I'll so much more invested in the other arcs.

ThoMiCroN

Jason has gotten good at Talk no jutsu.

Jose Alvarez

Hipefully eating a bunch of energy vampires will make him rank up!

Jose Alvarez

I would say yes! To a 40 hour book packed with action!

Jose Alvarez

I don't remember that. She threw a seed at the body guard that grew branches and carried the guy out. He then was returned the same way.

Jose Alvarez

Is Jason killing Gold rankers this fast because of the abilities in Diamond rank? If not it doesn't make sense.

Agent P.

Yes indeed. I always liked the idea of there being an exception to every rule. The characters aka Shirt always say the same rules don't apply to diamond rankers so Allayeth having a forced portal could have been explained. But no one knowing about it and then her blatantly using it would have been hard to explain. I was all for it being one of those diamond Rank secrets lol.

Blake N.

“Mr Asano,” Shade said pointedly. “You are not a good example of, or frankly to, anyone ever.” Harsh

Blake N.

Neither of them is human anymore

Blake N.

I think part of those rules were that those teleports were from utility powers not combat powers. The combat ones have specific drawbacks like mentioned in this chapter

Blake N.

Shade would never lower himself to use a contraction like “Let’s”

Blake N.

Integrity has a cost

Reaperess

Vladwick seems to have had a redemption. Honestly, I actually like this version of him. It's ironic that Energy Vampire Thadwick is the best version of himself. I know that's partially because of teenage Thadwick being a lesson of what not to be, neatly wrapped up in very real memories and experiences, and his new persona is also influenced heavily by the Diamond Rank soul that merged with him. I think that Vladwick is a lot stronger than anyone has really given him credit for. His base is a fusion between an bronze rank Thadwick (or was it Iron?) and a diamond rank one that was HEAVILY soul engineered. I think it'd also be really ironic if Vladwick became a VoW for Jason. But that's probably a step too far for him. He's closer to being a man in his early 20's trying to figure out who he wants to be more than the early 40's that he actually is. As an Energy Vampire, he'll achieve Diamond Rank regardless of his self exploration. Imagine Vladwick becoming an Original like Jason (uniquely different) because of that. That'd be a really cool thing for him. Thadwick as an Astral Energy Vampire Lord would be INSANELY cool. I could see that being the new Bogeyman for the Orthodoxy/ Council of Kings or whatever. 😂

Kazren

Just reading the line, "Current rank: Diamond 0 (00%).," makes me so happy!! I'm a Forever Jason Fan, through and through.

Reaperess

Vampires are inherently weak to blood magic. Collin is probably as close to a perfect hard counter to any vampire, Energy or not, as there is. Mixed that with the devastatingly rapid escalation of afflictions that Gordon's Butterflies provide/transport, and being that tightly packed together... I could see those afflictions racking up absurdly fast. Suite of afflictions + butterflies, each butterfly transports and duplicates those afflictions. Collin adds more while also devouring them with an equally escalating tide of leaches. Gordon might also transport bits of or copies of Collin with the butterflies if Gordon and/or Collin are Diamond now. Collin counting as an affliction would be insane but I could see it.

Jose Alvarez

He was transporting and killing them quickly and quietly, Collin only came out at the end. I think its the abilities on Diamond that are giving him the higher damage.

Chris Furry

You’re misremembering it. She pulled out a small, pea-sized seed and threw it at the gold rank guard, it turned into vines and dragged him out of the room. There was no teleportation involved.

Daniel Wills

It’s a difference between the Patreon chapters and what was officially released. In the Patreon chapter, Allayeth forcibly teleported a guy. In the published book, he gets carried away. Edit: found it! Can’t post pictures here. I could toss it on Reddit, but that seems convoluted. It’s page 64 of 641 in the email that was sent by Shirt on Nov 10 ‘23. — “You’d owe me one,” Allayeth said lightly. “I can live with that.” “I wouldn’t go making assumptions, Jason,” she teased and he flashed her a grin. A portal opened and whips lashed out from the other side, wrapping around the limbs, torso and head of the gold-ranker that had scolded Clive. The gold-ranker’s aura was crushed and the whips yanked him through the portal which immediately vanished. “An offensive portal ability,” Jason said appreciatively. “Used inside Emir’s cloud palace, no less. Being diamond-rank will be nice.”

Agent P.

Fantastic job searching that up. Big thing always to remember reading these is that it's not finalized. Otherwise why would we buy the book right? Yes I know I'd still buy it but that's not how a publisher thinks.

Daniel Wills

I think Umber is that petty. You can make an easy comparison between Umber and some dude in his parents basement that blames all of his problems on his older/golden child sibling. It’d be a mistake, though, because Jason needs hobbies for eternity and harrying Umber in response is perfect.

Daniel Wills

Had to search it up to prove to myself I wasn’t crazy. Or that we didn’t have a shared delusion, lol. I remember freaking out when I listened to the audible because Shirt doesn’t do many changes between Patreon and publish.

Troy Telford

Continuity edit: end of the last chapter Jason was pacing. Start of this chapter he's "still sitting". So either change it to he sat back down or he never was pacing.

Troy Telford

This chapter was fantastic! Lots of typos but otherwise SO good! ❤️

Dalth

@Ruben - Ass-souls, cause everybody’s got one?

Esther Prenosil

Thadwic was silver when the builder was using him. I don't think he went back to bronze when the builder left his body. I at least don't remember that being said.

Esther Prenosil

I think they've been calling them the corrupted. Makes sense since undeath is corrupted death in this series.

Aizen Weeks

I wonder if Thadwick and Audrey (Mrs. West) will be a thing?