The Alley Fire Show Poll (Patreon)

So now that you've heard Albert's little monologue about the lizard, it's time to vote things off the island. :) What I decided to go with was that it was one of his jokes that was so weird and confessional, it got him banned from comedy clubs - because No One Laughed.

The other possibilities were based on the idea that it wasn't a joke at all, he was a just a strange guy you meet in at a trash can fire in an alley - who starts every bizarre confession with something like, "If I had a therapist....." Or - is he doing a "true stories" podcast of his own to somewhat compete with that NPR show "The Moth"...?

Since you lovely folks are the people with brains fully in-tune with Albert things, would you mind casting a vote for which title/concept you would like to see as Albert's destiny...? He's a guy at a trash can fire in an alley - but which guy? :)