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#758 RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators (Patreon)

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2018-07-31 20:53:45
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Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles.  Just another day on "Real Housewives of Orange County."

Listen to our recap here:  https://aca.st/71c748

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R. Simone

"....betch...betch...betch...beeeetch... I need 50cc's of Betch...STAT!!!" LOLOLOLOL

R. Simone

LADIES OF BRAVO! I'd like to say the following having the full knowledge that, no matter how many kegels I do, my vagina is probably going to fall out in my approaching 50's and I'm going to have to drag it down the street behind me like an 18 year old Sharpei w cataracts and blown out hips: PLEASE TRADE IN PEE PANTS FOR POISE PADS OR THE LIKE! There is no shame in it; Brooke Burke does, like, yoga in them in a commercial so it's cool. Whether you are 5 years old or 50, pee pants are awkward for everyone. I promise I say this with such love; I want you guys to heal, thrive, have amazing sex w men who truly love you, just like I'd like for myself. And, from what I've heard, men want us wet but not necessarily in that way. I'm 42 and it's fast approaching on my horizon as well so, I promise, no shame. Oh and Bravo gods, if you see this, I think Brooke Burke would be a great addition to RHOBH! She's Hollywood but doesn't seem as...ahem...affected as Rinna. Just a thought.

R. Simone

Oh and Shannon you gorgeous Moonstone goddess: ENDORSEMENT OPPORTUNITY! Even during last years crap season, people are in your corner because you are open & endearing so I think if you did an ad campaign for a Poise type product, it would be successful! Get your GD agent on the phone and SPIN THAT YELLOW INTO GOLD, MRS! We're rooting for you!!!

Tracy

How do I download this ep?