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#759 BelowDeckMed: Sandy Has Coke Zero Tolerance (Patreon)

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2018-08-01 17:15:02
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Major drama on "Below Deck Mediterranean." Captain Sandy is on the verge of firing Hannah Banana after the chief stew takes waaaay too long to drink a refreshing Coca Cola beverage. And if that weren't bad enough, Hannah then has to deal with the impecunious concerns of Conrad, whose request for 50 euros nearly leads to a Brexit of its own. Also, Joao is still terrible.

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R. Simone

Here's my thoughts, in terms of the Conrad & Hannah thing: Conrad got chewed out by Mama Sandy over hanging out w Hannah then she, brilliantly, breast fed him back into comfort & submission. So he's Sandy's bitch now. So Conrad thinks, " Oy! I'm from Northern England so all of my statements end on a high inflection like Paul McCartney! Hannah is fucking up her career over our nonsense, 3 week love poppycock! Before my career gets shitfingered by her, I'm going to make up a stupid reason to dump her because I'm a huge pussy.". Cut to, "you owe me €50. Oy!", Hannah reacts w disgust like any sane 30yo woman would, and Conrad dumps her with some false altruistic, bullshit about greed.

R. Simone

"So Sandy is on the bridge sitting on Joao's face..." Basically!!! LMAOOOOOO!!! Ronnie, you are a mess but I totally feel ya' there, you banana! 🍌 This woman was what, a merchant Marine or something to get this job! Sandy acts more like Mrs. Garrett than their boss & Captain! I mean, she sent Hannah to her room over a work related issue & then spoke about it in an open meeting. And y'all know that my anxiety is ruinous so I get how debilitating it is but, Hannah, don't tell your boss about your abandonment issues & what not with the co-worker that you're messing with! C'mon, millennial!!! Get it together! I miss Capt Lee & Kate's passive aggressive management style. Captain Lee speaks the language of my grumpy forefathers (literally) with his 'Goddammit!' & 'son ova bitch!' & 'bloody morons!'. It's soothing.

R. Simone

R.I.P. Charlotte Rea