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With all the leveling going on right now in the game, there's a lot of dungeon queues, and some people are not very patient. I like to put Keydar in the role of the jerk now and then because I think we all can be jerks from time to time. Definitely including myself.

I tried really hard to make the title have an obvious double meaning of "Thank You", but I'm not sure I succeeded.  I thought of some other options like, "No, Tank Queue" or "Tank Queue Very Much", but they all seemed to be trying way too hard.

I like how the tank character turned out. I might have to reuse him in the future. Reminds me a bit of Gene from #457. He can be his older brother Gary.

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Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

And this is why I don't tank. I tried once. Just once. Went into the queue, Warned everybody ahead of time I was trying tanking for the first time. Everybody claimed they were okay and didn't mind taking it slow. Halfway into Emerald Nightmare I made a wrong turn and went off the edge into a ravine with no way back, so we missed one boss. I immediately had people screaming and swearing at me in-feed. I tried to explain, but I was told I needed to delete my account and kill myself. (literal quote) Within seconds I was kicked out. Nope never again. Because People are ALL the dicks.

Sean

Yep, played Tanks/Heals since TBC -- I love those roles by a large margin -- but I stopped tanking when I didn't have guildies to run around with all the time. I'd stop to ask a question like "Do you guys want to pull the whole room here?" -- bam! kicked before I could finish typing. You'd think that people who wait in a queue for an hour would at least appreciate NOT BEING IN THE QUEUE and calm down a bit. However, since the algorithm prioritizes replacing missing players over starting new groups, the tactic works unfortunately.