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Soon. (Patreon)

Published:
2022-05-25 14:14:15
Imported:
2026-09

Content

Get ready.

-G

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Valorie Rose Lyons

No idea what’s happening here, but I love it, lol. Can’t wait!

TheMarauders

I do not know what’s happening and why you seem to be a… worker/janitor or something…? BUT I am excited to see what this is going 😂

Rosie Boughen

Why is name-tagged Geoff lying on the floor, looking longingly at a broom handle? 🧐

Emily Dion

Oooh, look at the hair flop. The mystery! The intrigue!

James Daniels

I don't know why, but I'm getting "Take It Easy" vibes from this pic.

Annie A.

It's a messy hair kind video! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! WE HAVE MESSY HAIR!!! 🤣

Angie Woollard

This looks SUPER INTRIGUING!!! I’m so jazzed to see and hear this!

Laura Müller

Doing my best but can one ever be ready?

Ruth Barkey

When is soon? Can soon be now?

Ellen L Brownell

You are too good at teasing us! Can’t hardly wait.

Jacklinka

Are you ready to fly on the broom? Fly down, down, down

Rosie Boughen

When we ask how Low Geoff can go, we usually are asking about the low notes, not him literally lying on the floor… He’s taking this to new levels!

Tara Congo

Janitor Geoff kind of has a ring to it! Looks like you might have a second career option if this whole singing gig doesn't work out 😋 (super intrigued - this looks fun!!)

Mia

Alrighty then 😂 Unexpected image is an understatement. Does this imply you hated yourself? Sorry, not sorry 🤭

Jennifer L. Cramp

Interest peaked. Waiting to see how this turns out. Geoff's getting into it.

Brontesaurus Rex

lol I almost don't want context for this picture 😆

Lutra2732

I‘m ready! But I'm just wondering what the other Geoffs will look like and what they're doing in the video. 🤔 Hugging a vacuum cleaner, cuddling a floorcloth?

Hunter

For someone who does housekeeping for a living, I can openly admit that the brooms and mops start to look appealing after the chemical fumes have gone to work on my brain. 😂 Brooms just hit different.

Biene

Luckily he's wearing a sign with his name on it, so we all know it's him. But who knows if it's Geoff I, II, III, IV, ...?

Lisa Lyons

Are you breaking free? :)

María Gabriela

What a wonderful way to wake up. Omg Geoff I can't wait!

C Wyatt Johnson

I'm not sure, but looks like Geoff may be adding his younger brother ...

Debbie Goodling

Oooh I’m so ready! So intriguing! This is going to be fun!

Gretchen G

Very intriguing! Also strangely relatable. I can totally see myself lying on the floor contemplating a broom: "I really ought to go sweep up the cat food in the kitchen. Yup, I really outta go do that." 😅

Patricia Schuman

I would say that after all the heartache, angst, doom and gloom of Ain't No Sunshine, you decided we were in need of an extra-large dose of Goofball Geoff.

Barbara Binney

Ok. You’ve piqued my curiosity. I have no idea what’s going on in that picture, but I can’t wait to find out. Hopefully, “soon” is closer to “now” than “6 days from now.”

Veronica Thunander

You’re such a tease and you know that despite our impatience, we enjoy the teasing! This looks so intriguing! And here’s my impatient self: I wish ‘soon’ meant ‘now’!

Angie Woollard

This teaser photo has made my day. It kept randomly popping into my head as I was making breakfast which would make me smile quietly to myself, with the occasional giggle. 🤭

Hunter

Janitorial work is no joke! I wouldn’t place that on him, ever. 😅

Suzanne

Geoff Romancing a broom handle hahahahaa

Sarah Reach

In other words, "Lying on the floor Taking me to places I've never been before"?

Patricia Schuman

Who else has a sudden, burning desire to be that broom handle?

Rosie Boughen

“Find you a man who looks at you the way Geoff looks at a broom” 😂

Huldra Draco

These teasers are so much fun, it really increases the hype and anticipation for the release 🥰😄

Lois McCray

Aw, Geoff's sweet young thing has gone away and he's become a janitor at the PattyCake Productions Mall. 😂🤣

Ryann Quinn

I... is that a broom handle?

Snappy

This looks fun 😁 Can't wait!

Madison Kinsey

I’m not sure what’s happening, but I think I like it😂

Jay

I may be short circuiting or something, all I got is "oh my" 🫣

Katie D

This was the first thing I saw when I woke up, great start to my day 😂 Can't wait to see the video! 😁💗

Ashbii

I am ready. I mean, probably not. But probably more ready then that broom was to be look at like that. 😂

Rebecca Hendricks

Is anyone else getting "The Longest Time" by Billy Joel vibes from this? Holy guacamole, that would be amazing.

Debs Badger

Bwahahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

MEGAN FEAR

I hope there is some dancing at least with the broom before you look at it like that lol

Find

I’ve been looking forward to this for the past 10 days. Im all ready to see you’re amazing work.

Jordi S

Maybe he's contemplating cleaning up after Clayton 😉

Randiskye

OMG! I know this is "Way Down" by Elvis, but this pic is definitely illustrating that Geoff is going aalll the way down, like to the floor! 🤣🤣 That look though 😊😊!

Cindy Barber

Well I am quite intrigued. Looking forward to it

Sarah Reach

Nah, this is the lower case "Soon." It will probably be this weekend at the absolute earliest. Take your time Geoff and let the anticipation build!

Jay Fritz

Not sure I'm going to be able to adequately prepare.....

ObscureReferenceWoman

Judging by that pic, I am definitely NOT ready. And it's going to be glorious!

Rio

I'll title this work of art: "Geoff spending a tender moment with a broom"

Dawn Ours

Yeeeaah I know.. he's a happily married Man.. but I want to pick him up dust him off and make the world go away. I'll give him back geesh you guys..it was a knee jerk fantasy reaction nothing more. Hey Geoff give your Lady a Big hug from All of us She's our real Hero. Thanks for sharing your guy with us!

Amanda W

So is this the janitor fantasizing about being a star? I love the picture btw.

Jess M

What the... should I be expecting with a pic like this? 🤔

Gretchen G

Geoff to the broom: "The itsy bitsy spider . . " Idk, that's just what I'm hearing in my head. 😄

Mikki Fullerton

Michael Douglas? No wait, that was Romancing the Stone, not Romancing the Broom...

Helen A

Hmm, first we had a VoicePlay live stream with long stretches of video showing a trash can. Then we had a behind the scenes of Geoff and Layne cleaning out the PattyCake storage space. And now we have longing looks from Janitor Geoff as he whispers sweet nothings to a broom handle. It may be time to take that vacation! Seriously tho, I love this picture and can't wait to see what it means for the new video. 😄

Amanda Hovendon

Why do I feel like I’m not going to be able to recover from this masterpiece of a video? 🤣🤣🤣

Leisha Slaughter

Please let there be either broom dancing or Geoff using it as a microphone! Can't wait

Kelley ONeal

The lyrics. Geoff has done it again. I wonder if he knows about movie coming out next month?

Ilona Dever

Daydreaming at work, Geoff?

Barbara Binney

I literally laughed out loud just now.

Ryn P

This is what it looks like when I give up on chores and just lie down lol... Excited for a new vid!

Dani

Says in vegetables in underwear style or Geofflish if you will: I am not prepared. You are not prepared. We ALL are not prepared. Oh boy! I am going to set my brain in "curently out of order - will return on soon" mode and trynot to think about any possible outcome of "Days of broom and (voice)thunder" or "Four Geoffs and a broom" or whatever this greatness will be.

Olivia

Absolutely never😂

Dani

😂 I was thinking "Gone with the broom" or "Jane Austins Broom Club" but yours is just great.

Helen A

Shirley: Guessing she means the new biopic "Elvis" since this was originally an E.P. song.

Leigh Evans

I am not familiar with the original song and I just listened to the first 45 seconds and I can already say that I am DEFINITELY not prepared.

Shirley B Karr

Janitor Geoff cleaning up back stage. Lyrics: "All of my resistance Is lying on the floor Taking me to places I've never been before." My first thought (after Ooh! Messy Hair!) was a flashback to AleXa/Jinx on the floor in Enemy. If he's taking inspiration for the choreo from K-Pop *and* the King ... well, we better be already sitting down and not eating or drinking anything when we watch, and have smelling salts close at hand. I'm getting over a bad cold/laryngitis. Seeing this post and reading the other comments was an awesome start to my day.

Kelley ONeal

It was a struggle getting through work. Co workers asking why I was sweating. I made this my phone's home screen wallpaper.

Angie Woollard

“…lower case “Soon.”” 😂😂😂

Kelley ONeal

This seals the deal, Geoff is sexiest man alive.

Tara Congo

These comments are hilarious to read through 🤣 Geoff, I hope you get a good giggle out of how we respond to these posts!

Nana Koranteng

I have a good feeling about this one!

Jorre

This what the morning after drinking looks like when you're over 30.

Jamie T.

Apparently that adorable toy truck was not the only item found in the Pattycake Productions storage room that members of the Castellucci family fell in love with. 😉😉😉

Dani

Maybe this is not about the song but what really happens when Kathy is gone and Geoff has a "wine-y I need to talk to something about it" situation. That or he really loves cleaning and this is a "clean with me after dark" routine kind of video. Superclean...because my broom is worth it. Sponsored by dragonbreathsubclean.

Karyn Morrison

My first thoght was WTF?!? Not used to seeing Geoff horizontal, but It's got me curious 🙄

Kelley ONeal

Geoff being vertical, horizontal or diagonal and singing like a dragon slayer is always good.

Alisha Watson

At least you didn't use a Quickie brand mop in the shot. I can see the comments now🤣

Suzy Bailey

I think I need to lie down after seeing this! So many questions, so many thoughts and the only answer.... "soon"!!! Intrigued, yes. Prepared, not so much. Excited, omg yes! 😯🤔🤗💜

Karyn Morrison

I think he sounds more like the dragon, not the slayer 😉

Tine

This already looks like it will be incredible. Another very different project from you. I am beyond excited to see the final product😍

Xinth

Horizontal Geoff makes me happy. The comments make me even happier. Thank you for brightening my day, everyone. Can't wait for "soon"

Åse M Bruun Lagnestål

The more I look at this picture the more curious I get. You really are a master of teasing, Geoff! 😵‍💫❤️

Paulene Thorne

I'm really not sure I want to ask 🤣Hope this turns out as zany as it seems. 😜

Ashfae

Welp, color me curious!

Kelley ONeal

Waiting for the SOON! Teaser.

ObscureReferenceWoman

Dammit, you sent that FB post, and I thought it had dropped. You TEASE!!!! ;-)

Lois McCray

How many Geoffs will we have this time girls?

Kelley ONeal

Hmm. 3. 2 standing, one of the floor for the "Way on down...".

Debs Badger

I still canNOT stop laughing at this ridiculous picture. 🤣🤣🤣

Shirley B Karr

He's adorable! But maybe a preview of some over-the-top silliness, after the angst of No Sunshine?

Debs Badger

Nah. I stand by my ridiculous.

Karyn Morrison

Having an awful day at work, where I'm sure everything has been designed to annoy me. But if the "soon" of this video turned into "now" then it would instantly turn it to a good day ..... so fingers crossed

Suzy Bailey

It's the way he's touching the broom handle that cracks me up! I can't help it though, he still looks kinda cute! 🧹🤗

Jason Cranford

*sits patiently staring at phone till I get a notification.......

Janet Wright

Get up off the floor and get to your editing software. Hurry up and release this thing. This is no time to be napping or gazing lovingly at household objects

Dani

Yes! Well said! The household can wait, we can't!

ObscureReferenceWoman

So, am I the only one who wants a full-length life-size print of this to paste onto my bedroom wall? Just me? Oh. Never mind, then......

Jacky Friedman

I just noticed the date on this post. My birthday and my oldest granddaughter's high school graduation.