Patreon Tier Updates! (Patreon)

Hey ya'll, thanks for your patience while we got these new tiers sorted. I cannot thank you all enough for being here and supporting the silly music talky low stuff I make, but with these updates, I sincerely hope you can see that I'm trying. To thank you enough, that is. Read below for all the details.

$1 The old standby, is staying the same, you'll still get early access to the videos and you'll still be the heart of the campaign. You are the foundation on which we achieve modest levels of internet stardom amongst a very select group of deep voice obsessed. And for that, you have my eternal gratitude and admiration of my very old cat. 😸

$5 The 2nd tier up is truly one of the greatest and as such, why would we mess with success? Let's keep this good thing thing we've got going and keep making wonderful things together. Thank you for being here!

$10 This tier is where all the really cool people hang out, but they don't want you to know they're cool so they keep it on the DL, the QT, it's all very hush-hush. With that in mind, if you're in the $10 tier, you're now getting access to the HIDDEN PREMIERE 👻. "THE HIDDEN PREMIERE, WHAT IN THE NAME OF ZEUS' BEARD IS THAT?" ... I'm not permitted to tell you. It's HIDDEN. But just know that it is VERY, VERY cool.

$20 This tier might be my favorite. Why? Don't ask questions.  If you'd like to see your name in lights, this is where that illumination awaits. AND NOW, you'll also get some pretty sweet audio perks to go along with your very fancy scrolling credits. This perk will probably change from month to month, but it could include evolutions of the audio mixes, isolated vocals, session walk-throughs or some other audio related thing that I haven't thought up yet.

$45 This tier has been sold out forever, thank you ALL for being here! There USED to be a cap at 20 people, BUT NOW the cap will be lifted and you may flood this tier with all the enthusiasm of a herd of turtles. If you've been itching to get a personal message from me - now you can - twice per year, you can request a personal message from me, for you, or for someone  else and I'll get it out to you just as soon as I am able. (You'll need to be a patron at this level for at least one month before requesting a message, please and thank you). Additionally, you'll be receiving an as yet to be designed Exclusive patron only t-shirt for this tier. Just imagine how cool it'll be when someone asks you where you got that shirt and you can say "What, this ol' thing? I don't remember." That'll be so fun.  ALSO you'll get a 15% discount on any merch items from the store at the website. I'm also (for the first time ever) making the final videos available to you for download so you can watch them when and where you like. For example, while you vacuum your dog. Sweet. 

$145 ONE MORE-ER

There are 10 spots open in this brand new tier and there's only one extra perk here, but I think it's a pretty cool one. I’ll include a reading of your name in the end slate of the video. This could be an audio read at the end of a video or it could also be a filmed version, but either way you're going to be front and center on the credits list because you're just that awesome. (NOTE: This is not a sponsorship opportunity for brands, and I reserve the right to not include your name if it's obviously fake or um..."troll-ish". For example"Daryl's House of Gently Used Hair" or "Geoffisadoodoobrain" are not names that I'll be including in the endslate. Thank you for your kind understanding). And no, I don't know where Daryl get's his "gently used hair", he's a mysterious fella and I respect his privacy.

So that about sums up the changes for now, and in case I hadn't already mentioned it, these are all tentative changes. If you think I've missed something really fun or if you see a potential disaster somewhere in here, please drop me a comment below and let me know your thoughts. Thank you as always for everything, and we'll talk soon! 

-G

PS - We're looking to roll any changes out by the end of next week and you'll see another post with the final final changes before the updates go live. Thanks, again!