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I couldn't help myself. ☕️ (Patreon)

Published:
2023-03-02 16:32:09
Imported:
2026-09

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I'm not saying this is a thing...

But if it was a thing...

Would anyone out there be interested in the aforementioned thing? 

-G

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Angie Woollard

HAHAHAHAHA! You, sir, are BRILLIANT. *readies credit card*

Coda

I don't even drink coffee and I'd be interested

Laura Harris

Very much yes, please and thank you.

Jordi S

I would! I would be interested in a print of a screenshot from the video too

Amanda Nathan

I do prefer mine with milk, but I need that shirt.

Mikki Fullerton

🤣 oh i imagine that one would sell at least a couple of shirts 🤣

Silje Hoel Sakshaug

Geoff, of course this is a thing people will be interested in. Most people would think it's like a cup of coffee, but I see it as a cup of long steeped black tea. This is a win all over the place✨

Ashbii

YES. I am interested in this. Please make it a thing. Maybe put your G- in the coffee or something like that? Something to show it's your merch ya know?

Gillian Drysdale

Geoff I would buy things if the shipping to the UK didn’t cost so much! Not your fault of course and love you without any things ❤️

Sarah Borzelli

Its great haha! It has the word OLD in it, which is the most important thing... No but for me it would need to have something from you on it - at least your name, sir! Dark coffee is great, being old too - but the greatest 'thing' is the talented man behind this!

Tara Congo

I love it!! But please, please, please consider putting it on a mug 😁 I would be first in line

Coda

Tens of shirts!

Pat R

I think my bank account could handle a little less in it IF that shirt were a THING.

Helen A

I love this! I need it on a sweatshirt immediately.

Kirsty Savoie

Yes, Matthew would definitely wear this!

Mikki Fullerton

If only it had a reference to a certain singer we all know that might be releasing a cover of this soon... you know, maybe a name swirling in the coffee or *something*.

Angie Woollard

I think it would be cool for you to incorporate your ~G into the graphics of your merch somehow...hidden, disguised, obscure, just waiting somewhere for us to find it, like a fun Easter egg.

Bill Frohnapfel

If a 3x were to be available, then absolutely.

Coda

I'll second this - Either the Old & Boring logo or the -G or something akin to that

Emily Houk

As long as your name or style is somewhere on it!!

Coda

That's such a great idea!

Katie D

I'd love to buy this for a few people. Any chance of it coming in a 5x if you decide to sell it??

Tine

I love that you can't help yourself. I am certain many will be interested but for me not as much. Just to be honest here. Maybe a tea version would be fun too but it might be difficult to get that graphic in similar style 😆 A coffee (or tea) mug would be pretty dope though!🥰

Tess

ME

Amanda Hovendon

I love the graphic Geoff! Did you make that?

Shannon W

If it were on a hoodie or tote bag, heck yes.

Huldra Draco

Would love it if you put your name on these types of merch items. Just a "Geoff" or even just a -G as part of the design. Doesnt have to be big letters or anything. Could have been on the cup or even the spoon handle. These merch items are super cool, but a lot of us wish for a little hint of you on there as well 😉

Kyle Matias

If it said hello dark roast my old friend I would definitely grab one

Karen & Lauren

Make it a -G spoon? (Sorry, operating on very little sleep and my brain doesn't want to focus).

Angie Woollard

This makes a lot of sense, with the coffee theme especially

Eileen Parkman

I have a friend who need this for Christmas! LOL

Angie Woollard

Youuuuu could just pretend it's tea...? *squints* Looks like tea to me!

Tine

I thought you had better taste in tea than to just imagine coffee could be tea😆

Katherine Powell

You felt like you even had to ask? Of course we want this to be a thing.

Dexter R

love it! would easily make its way into my wardrobe :)

Hunter

190% (my fingers made that accidentally happen!)

Dominique

Would this be available for a limited time only?

Biene

As a lady's tee? Definitely! (Although I also like the suggested "dark roast" version)

Sarah Borzelli

In addition you should sell a shampoo - just imagine...THAT would sell! Maybe don't call it Geoffpoo - someone mentioned Shampucci...

Amanda W

Um, yes! This absolutely needs to be a thing. ETA: Just asked my friend if this should be a thing. He said, "Nope I like mine maple syrup flavored with cream colored." Jerk! 😂 Can't please everyone, I guess.

Rnixon

Yes, in a V-neck pls.

Crysti Jones

Absolutely. But Pleeeaaase put your name and face on stuff! Lol

Dani

I am not saying I want a THING.... but just in case it will be a THING... I mean. This better IS a THING☕️ And a thing with a -G- A Ging 😏(I am sick at home with a very sick child leave me alone)

Alex Sage

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!

Alex Sage

HAHA THATS BRILLIANT

Anna Marie Stewart

Yes to a thing! Yes to a -G!!! Hell yes to coffee🤪!

Dani

🤣🤣🤣 👍 Shampellucci hairflow - and the hair is good to go

Shannon D

Please!!! You found my weakness, if it has to do with coffee I will need to buy it 😂

Jenn Matters

If it could be v-neck or a tank top, I'd buy it today.

Gretchen G

I would be extremely interested in the aforementioned thing.

Lois McCray

STOP!!! Can't breathe. 😂🤣😂🤣. Wish I could but SSI has me on a tight budget.

Gretchen G

I really like how the graphic could be either coffee or tea. It'll please both the coffee and tea drinkers among us.

Wendy Allen

Yes please (if you can do extra big sizes as well) ☕️

B Sprak

YES! I'd buy one in my size AND one as big as available as a sleep shirt. Because who wouldn't want to sleep in friendly darkness?

Jacky Friedman

My words exactly. Speaking of merch Geoff... Can you come out with a name pin like Voiceplay has? I can afford that and I can pin it to my purse with the Voiceplay pin I bought. Then you can go everywhere with and advertise at the same time 😁

Debi Lee

Bring on the thing!

Jacky Friedman

Hope your child gets better soon. My thoughts and prayers are with you.

Cassandra Woolf

Abso-fricken-lutely! Love the potential thing

Amanda Nott

I think the idea is fun, and I'm not even a coffee drinker lol!

Ilona Dever

I don't drink coffee (I know, I know) so I would have to pretend it's hot chocolate. Would much prefer it on a mug! With a -G!

Karin Wolf

Me tooo... exactly like it is... your signature G would be nice though! And I DO drink coffee - not only music is powered by coffee!

Lexy Wolfe (aka Pam)

Alas, coffee flavored darkness and I are not friends. Love the shirt idea, wouldn't get it because I am a never coffee person. Sowwy.

Casi Pohlman

Someone else mentioned this already but having this on a mug would be awesome! I don't wear many T-shirts but I have lots of coffee mugs

Lutra2732

It is really a pity that shipping to Europe is so expensive 😥

Dani

Thank you so much Jacky. Yes after 4 days of 40° C and very little sleep he is getting better. Now I have a very grumpy 4 year old at home and daddy is far far away. I am a little exhausted but also thankful an relieved. Have a great rest of the week and an amazing weekend.

Miranda Rakers

I hate to admit I haven't made a single purchase yet, but this I will absolutely buy as a shirt, tank, hoodie, mug, magnet or whatever else you can think of. Judging by the comments I think you found our collective Achilles heel for merch so please make it available in so many things!

Nancy Martinez

Heck Yeah! and I don't drink coffee either!

Karen Grace

Since I've always loved the song and I'm a long time coffee drinker.. YES! I'd like to buy it. Whether I can afford to is a different matter since we just blew a head gasket and need to get a car. But Please put it on other things too. Especially a mug. It would be perfect on a mug.

Ellen L Brownell

I love the aforementioned thing! Will it be available soon or soonish?

candi lunsford

I have GOT to get me that shirt! All it needs is your --G somewhere on it. A man after my own heart is what you are sir. LOL

Diane Holland

I would purchase this on a shirt or a mug or both.

Lourdes Sanz

I would for sure!! but I would like it to have your name or signature somewhere in the Tshirt, I want to promote you and I want everyone to know I am your fan!!

Kimmy

Yes please!!!

Jeff with a D

Hell yes. oh wait my manners. Please hell yes

Alex Sage

Shut up and take my money.

Mary Benno

Yes, I agree with the others. It needs your signature or ~G

Wendy Chen

I’m be interested!

Jim Stover

Must be on a coffee mug. The shirt’s a bonus!

AC

A mug, for me to put tea in!

Stacy Tee

YES, please offer a mug. :)

Suzy Bailey

I would love this thing, but would have to save up for a while, shipping costs to the UK are hell! What it really needs though is some personalization, needs to say Geoff Castellucci, Geoff, I'd even settle for just 'G' somewhere, something to show it's your merch not just any old tee from who knows where! 😁💜

Beth Comer

PLEASE TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

Amanda Hovendon

I would definitely be interested in the “aforementioned thing.” 👍😀

Dan Black

I wouldn't… but mainly because I'm not a coffee fiend. I do think it's funny, clever, and cute, though! I'd love to see it on other people.

Jamie T.

I'm rapidly approaching needing a "Geoff/VP shirts" only draw in my dresser! 😂

Dawn Ours

OMG YES !!!! sorry didn't mean to scream uhhh *clears throat* Well, That's' a need I didn't know I had. *wink

Chere' Evans

YES!!! I would totally buy this. Combining your music with my first love (coffee)?? What could be better? (But I concur with prior commenters. I would love this on a mug and with your "G" on it.)

Primal Skies: an Urban Romp in the Vampire Midwest

I am absolutely crestfallen, because I saw the thing and was convinced it was already a thing, and was heading excitedly for my credit card so as to attain the thing. now I have a sad because I can't currently attain the thing.

Hector Solana

I am inevitably, urgently and irrationally interested!!!

Sandra JB

I enjoyed your reply to Jeff's question..it made me smile.

Merryl Short

Most definitely interested in this thing! It has coffee

Sandra JB

I like the idea of the t shirt, just don't think the coffee has much to do with the theme. I streetlight would be better.

Randiskye

Motion carried! Coffee Mug it is! (Hoping)

Jeff with a D

Maybe consider some insulated mugs...

Ashbii

I think the 'hello darkness my old friend' is referencing the cup of black coffee. It's song lyrics and a coffee reference.

Lethe

Coffee. Yes coffee! I live in the DR. Their coffee puts my old construction's gang's 12 hour old coffee to shame. I love that shirt!

Rachel Blackthorne

If it's as comfy as the Daryl's cafe t-shirt then...yes!

Ren Hutchinson

I like my cafe latte but this works for my hubby who takes his black. We live in North Dakota though so would need it in a long sleeve sweatshirt. 😆