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Magento: You penis is mine, Xavier! (MVC3 Magneto voice) COCK SQUEEZE

Professor X (being lifted up out of his chair by the crotch) OOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!

Magento: Nobody can stop me, you fool! You can't have X-Men without X-penis! Ahahahaha!!!!

*snikt*

Think again, bub. 

If you can avoid becoming deleteriously addicted to it like I have, this game is actually a lot of fun, and the ridiculous D-list quality of much of it's cast becomes quite fun if you can get yourself in the right headspace for it, espcially if you don't give a shit about Marvel. One of your starting cards is the fucking Shocker. There's a character with swords and shit just named Angela. Angela who!? Who is this bitch