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Superhuman Safety Squad #3

Superhuman Safety Squad #2

Superhuman Safety Squad #1

New Superhero Team I Invented

Guide To Pets

Utilitarian Judge Slaps Shrimp Boat Captain With Five Hundred Million Consecutive One-Minute Sentences

2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On

An Essay About Essays

About Airports

GUE 6: Lycanthropification

“Concerning”; World’s Most Humanlike AI Program Kills Itself Attempting to Generate a 10 Quadrillion Pixel Image of A Hamburger For Seemingly No Reason

A Brief Guide To Twitch Streams

GUE 5: Don't Tread On Me

A Review of Minneapolis' Only Bagel Place

The Impression That I Get, As A Non-Wrestling Fan

5 Malevolent Foods

Guide To Satans: Patron-Exclusive Video Commentary

Guide To Satans

Unused Excerpt From 'The Townie' (reupload for higher resolution)

GUE Chapter 4.1: Checking In On The Mainlanders

Notes From A Boston Man's Trip Midwest

From Within A Semiburnt Diary

Two Friends Discuss Angels: Video Deep Dive

Two Friends Discuss Angels

Bullshit Jobs

GUE Chapter 4 Patreon Exclusive Director's Commentary

GUE Chapter 4: Living Dead

My Gundam Comic

Women's Sex Toys vs Men's Sex Toys

What Does Your Favorite Vegetable Say About You

Cool Conversation I Had The Other Day

Gue 3.1

Products For Men

Guide To Board Games

A Few Thoughts On Ai Art, Which May Already Be Obvious To Some

Creepshot Culture

High On Strife

Fuck This Game

The Rap Battle (Director's Cut)

Too many t-shirts say something snarky or rude these days. So I designed some that have a positive message

GUEss the Halloween costume

TV Shows

Patreon Thank-You Comic for September 2022

Gue 3: The Spigot

Patreon Thank-You For August 2022

Gue Chapter 2: Child's Play

Patreon Thank-You Comic for July 2022

How's It Going

Patreon Thank-You Comic, June 2022