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What's this? One more gift to unwrap in this festive season? Why yes, it is! This episode is an especially madcap journey and I hope that it brings you laughter, bafflement, and surprises that brighten your day. You are all wonderful and I deeply appreciate you and your support of this cobbled-together project that I essentially make using spare fridge parts, string, and glitter glue. The Martha Stewart of horniness, they call me. I mean, no one calls me that. But they could? I dunno, maybe I'm more of a MacGyver. Bob Vila? Alton Brown?? Look, this comparison is getting out of hand. Here's the episode and I send my affection to all of you!

In this episode, we prowl the back alleys of London to get to the bottom of one of Andrew Lloyd Webber's defining musicals: Cats. We didn't leave Tom Hooper out of this though, because, for this episode, we're cats too. And you're a cat. We're all cats. No, no, don't look too closely at the CGI, just trust us, you're definitely a cat.

Joining us to find the pick of the litter (and indulge in a surprising amount of musical numbers) are Claire Mulkerin, Miles Schneiderman, Annie Craton, and MeganBob! As we weave our way through the dark sidestreets and the musical numbers we try to sniff out if Rum Tum Tugger is all talk. Are we willing to be one of Jennyanydots projects? Can we get Munkustrap to actually talk about himself for a change? And wait, which one is Cassandra again? Hard Choices has been wild before, but this is Hard Choices after we've been hitting the catnip and a little drunk on cream. Find your favorite sunbeam to lounge in, download, and hit play for an unforgettable journey to the Heavyside Layer.

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RachelK

I finally listened to this one, and as someone who has loved Cats since I was about 12 (and, when we were supposed to lip-sync and act out a song in tenth-grade drama, decided to do a little dance to Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer while my classmates were doing Alanis Morissette and No Doubt), the nonstop quotes and references just filled me with such joy.

Hard Choices

THANK YOU! It was an absolute labor of maddened love to create this perfect nightmare! You made the right call. No Doubt and whatnot are fine, but they're not Cats.