Hard Choices 9 - Mortal Kombat + Outtakes (Patreon)

Dearest patrons, it is with greatest affection and joy that I leave this upon your virtual doorstep. A strangely boner-shaped gift to keep you warm and bring laughs into January greyness. And the best part is, you don't even have to spend your hard-earned quarters to keep playing this one. Once you download it, it's yours forever. Not even Outworld can take it from you! Although, for you dear supporter? For you, I would single-handedly beat up all of Outworld myself with just a whiffle bat and a can of cheese spray, such is my regard for you.

Hold onto your sharply brimmed hats, it's MORTAL KOMBAT! Kam Servo, Miles Schneiderman, Dan Mulkerin, and MeganBob are one step ahead of Outworld in this episode, but the true destination for Hard Choices is always "The NetherRealm". Straight from the scantily klad arcade art of our youths, we rank 21 Mortal Kombat kharacters in an attempt to separate the kolor-swapped filler from the ones that make us say "Get over here!".  We kover it all from animalities to Zaterrans and leave nothing untouched in our quest to unlock the median of fuckability in the Mortal Kombat universe.

There's plenty of mashing in this episode and it's not limited to the button variety. We're forced to ask, is four arms the best number of arms? Are we okay with kold feet and kold everything else? Mileena with or without the mask? and wait, THAT'S what Scorpion's animality is???

Midway Games has probably left us with more questions than answers when it komes to the world of Mortal Kombat, but one thing's for sure. We'll never look at the kharacter select screen the same way again...


Outtakes include gems such as:

-Surprise Johnny Cage fans
-What it's like recording in person with MeganBob
-Look, we barely even touched on vore, okay!
-Practical Effects have certain...effects
-Miles' hidden fanfic past
-Attempted bribery (we're going to keep trying)
-Wait, is this a Hard Choices Patreon tier??


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