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You know, when MeganBob suggested this episode, a lot of the other hosts thought they were joking. Not one to be discouraged, they found three erotic galaxy brains willing to make a "Rainbow Connection" with The Muppets. What on earth is going to happen when you get three impassioned Muppet fans together to try and find the median of Muppet f*ckability? Well, it goes a lot like an episode of The Muppet show. 

Join James D'Amato, Kris Newton, Crys, and MeganBob on a quest to get "felt" up by every Muppet that's ever taken to the stage (and maybe some we found in the alley behind the theatre.) One of us makes the case for a Daddy Himbo Muppet, one of us is tentatively willing to blow up a building if the orgasm is good enough, and one of us is asking you to please not proposition them with a Janice puppet (wink wink.) 

Part amateur Masters and Johnson, part earnest love letter to the world of Jim Henson, part utter madness, this is an episode that can't really be explained. It can only be experienced.

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Comments

Patrick Harris

What an incredible delight. I am so unbelievably happy that I found this podcast. ❤️

RachelK

This episode was a freaking gift. Oh my goodness. I will never look at The Electric Mayhem the same way again. Kris, I love you to death but I am 100% with James on Fozzie. I actually just listened to the Gameable episode about Muppet Babies and you mentioned something about how if you're going to play Fozzie, part of you clearly wants the other players to give you shit, and I'm wondering if there's some of that going on here. If Fozzie's bad jokes are a persona that he puts on to get people to pile on him (the way they would be in an RPG), then yeah, 100%, it's a humiliation kink. But they're not a persona; they're who he is, and he just wants someone to love him for it. Also, this is a safe space and I have to ask: did you *really* rank Kermit so low because you think he'd be a bad lay, or is it just because he's standing between you and your true love?

Sam Sprague

Truly amazing. Wish y’all could have seen my face when freaking James D’Amato was revealed.

Austin Arminio

0/10, because none of you mentioned for sure Fozzy would honk a boob and say "Waka Waka"

Hard Choices

I AM SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT! Look, Kris has an unending well of Fozzie feelings, so expect that to come to roost on this feed at some point...

Hard Choices

Believe me, when he said yes to this, I nearly died of joy. Stay tuned for more James D'Amato in the future! We've got another one with him coming up soooooon!